Bitch living in an apartment

"Eh..." Yifei choked for breath: "It's all caused by these bastards."

"Why are there mice! We don't have them there~" Yoyo pulled Guan Gu's pajamas in fear, he was afraid that the next door would also appear, and she would be scared to death.

"The iPartment has never had any problems with rats, but these guys never threw away the leftover takeaways, which caused the rats to immigrate here."

"I think I should buy a cat and come back? Just relying on two dogs is not a problem~" Bai Zhi weakly complained, dogs take mice and meddle in their own business, especially the two dogs who are afraid of chaos Son, this house is going to be demolished.

"But cats are different from dogs, can you keep them?" Yu Mo finally recovered his former composure.

"What can't be done? Throw it at home, give some cat food and prepare cat litter and so on. It's really lonely. Let it play with dogs. If necessary, train and train it. It's enough to catch mice."

Yu Mo twitched his lips. If those cat-loving cancer patients saw his words, articles criticizing him would reach a new height.

"Come on~ You don't want to take care of these two dogs, but you still want to take care of the cat. Those animals take time to take care of."

"Can it be the same? I bought these two dogs to share things for me. It's normal to keep them like this."

"This is the weirdest idea I've ever heard. Using a dog as an assistant, do you mean that humans are not as good as dogs?" Yu Mo said helplessly, thinking of his original intention, he wanted to laugh.

"Is there a problem?"

"..."

The few people were speechless for a moment, you really know how to borrow a donkey down a slope!When someone asks you that question, do you really answer it that way?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. If you dare to make noise in the middle of the night in the future, you can see how I will deal with you." Yifei waved his hand impatiently: "Listen, please clean up the toilet tomorrow, if we That also entered the mouse, I take you as a question."

"..."

The mighty start of the mouse-hunting trip came to an end at this moment, it seemed that she was a little scared, Yu Mo didn't fall asleep for a long time, and pulled Bai Zhi to talk to her.

"Bai Bai, are you asleep?"

"Fell asleep."

"Can you talk while you're asleep?"

"I dream of you in all my dreams, so I can talk to you when I fall asleep."

"...Then wake up, do you think there will be mice in our room?"

"There shouldn't be any, but there may not be fewer cockroaches."

"Ah~" Yu Mo screamed: "Why are there cockroaches? We didn't litter!"

"And it's the kind that can fly~"

"Ah~ don't scare me."

"You know you're afraid, right? You won't be afraid when you're asleep." Bai Zhi hugged her directly, without the guilt of scaring her at all.

"..."

. . . . . .

Finally, Yu Mo fell asleep in a daze, but she had a nightmare all night, if it wasn't for the warmth of Bai Zhi's embrace, she might have screamed loudly.

But the next day, due to lack of sleep, she slept until twelve noon.

Bai Zhi has already gone to the bar, she hasn't gotten up yet.

In the bar, a few people were idle and bored, Zhang Wei began to tell his story.

He grew up in an orphanage and took the judicial examination for seven years, but he didn't even get a lawyer's qualification certificate. Now he has been working in a law firm as an intern, but this year's exam is probably a little bit pending.

Of course, besides Zhang Wei, Bai Zhi is the one who knows him best.

"Hey, by the way, Bai Zhi, last time you said that I would miss the wedding, and my daughter-in-law would run away with someone, how did you figure it out?" As he spoke, Zhang Wei became curious... .....

What he is most speechless now is his own luck. If he can know his own disaster, maybe he can avoid it well, so that he won't be so unlucky.

"It's very simple, just say it." Bai Zhi shrugged and said helplessly.

"Say it, how do you say it?" Zhang Wei cheered up.

Even Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were shaken, this is golden words!Might as well learn a trick or two.

"That is, combine the situation at this time, and then tell the disaster that will happen, so that it can be realized."

"I don't understand." Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao, and Zeng Xiaoxian all shook their heads, feeling in their hearts that it really is a profound knowledge, and it is not so easy to understand at all: "Why don't you go into more detail?"

"Hey~" Bai Zhi shook her head, and could only look around helplessly: "Let me tell you! You are in a bar now, right?"

"Correct."

"Well, let me tell you, Zhang Wei, later you will be slapped by a girl, then the waiter will accidentally spill the drink on your head, and finally you will slip because of the drink on the floor. "

"..."

Zhang Wei's face turned green, why are all these unlucky things mine?Is there any fairness in this world?

"It's that simple?" Lu Ziqiao asked with some uncertainty, he always felt that it was a bit of a joke.

Hello 0.6 pinch your fingers, shake your head, pretend to be a magic stick or something?That said, are you sure you can?

"It's that simple, how complicated do you think it is."

"I don't believe it, just lie to the ghost!" Zeng Xiaoxian took a sip of his wine, this was obviously just bragging, if it's really that good, then you are still here?It's morning.

"Then just watch~"

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it, but it doesn't mean Zhang Wei didn't believe it. The lessons learned from the past are vivid in his memory. He said he missed it and he missed it.

It is said that the daughter-in-law ran away with someone, and she really ran away with someone. The former may be deduced, but the latter is absolutely impossible. Has he ever seen his own daughter-in-law? How can he know his own identity out of thin air? What is the daughter-in-law like? .

Chapter 267

"Zhang Wei, you don't need to be so nervous, right?"

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian also wanted to ask Zhang Wei about himself!As a result, the guy looked around after saying a word.

What is going on with this illusion that there are always troublemakers who want to murder me?You sit here properly, can you still fall down?

"You can't be nervous. You can talk about such important things. I feel that I am in danger at any time now."

"..."

Why is this person even better than Lu Zhanbo?

This was the voice of Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao. Lu Zhanbo took some jokes seriously and ignored them, but at least he would feel at ease when he heard other people's explanations and comforts.

But what about him?Let them how to explain, how to comfort, still go their own way, just feel that something bad will happen.

"Is what I said very weightless? Why do you all think it's a joke?" Bai Zhi complained helplessly.

Well, although there is no plot blessing this time, at least I am also a male banker who has been involved in the development of 09 several times. You really don't give me some face?

"Hey, whose money dropped?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao wanted to continue to remodel his brain. At this time, someone in the other corner of the bar yelled.

Zhang Wei, who heard this sentence, was shocked immediately. He forgot all the warnings and prophecies, and shouted with all his might: "Mine, no one will take it."

Turning around to support the sofa, flipping backwards, the whole movement was done in one go, those who didn't know thought he had practiced it before!

It's just that the movement after tripping over the sofa was a bit ugly, rolling all the way over, grabbing the one on the ground, Zhang Wei smiled triumphantly.

Spread your hands and take a look, huh?Why is it a piece of red paper?Isn't it a soft sister coin?

Depressedly, he threw it to the ground, and suddenly found that there was actually a pair of long legs in black stockings standing there beside him.

Zhang Wei raised his head subconsciously to see who it was, and saw a girl standing over there with a rather ugly face and one hand covering her skirt.

The angry face didn't seem to want to listen to his explanation at all, and he slapped him.

'Clap~'

The heads of those who watched Zhang Wei robbing the money couldn't help but twitched their heads, closed their eyes, and couldn't bear to watch.

"Ah~"

"Bang Bang Bang ~"

'Baji~'

After the scream, there was another sound of stainless steel plates falling to the ground, followed by the dull sound of heavy objects falling to the ground. At this moment, several people opened their eyes and took a look.

Zhang Wei probably fell into a daze, lying on the ground not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

When Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian went to help him up, the expression on Zhang Wei's face was almost distorted. It turned out that he was not stunned by the fall, but was so painful that he couldn't speak.

"Zhang Wei, are you okay?"

"It hurts me to death, woo woo woo~" Zhang Wei had time to yell out, crying while covering his face and buttocks was really sad!

Bai Zhi hurriedly handed over a napkin, and wiped off the alcohol on Zhang Wei's head and body.

Lu Ziqiao seemed to realize something when he finished the napkin. He stared at Bai Zhi in surprise, and then let go of his hand. Before Zhang Wei could stand up in time, he even dragged Zeng Xiaoxian down.

"Ao~~"

Zhang Wei clutched his crotch again, his eyes were protruding. The reason was that Zeng Xiaoxian subconsciously supported himself when he fell down, and then he supported himself where he shouldn't be. . .

"Zi Qiao, why are you letting go?"

"It's all right." Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of her mouth and helped Zhang Wei up.

Hey, there is a kind of pain called pain when you look at it. After several people helped Zhang Wei to the sofa, Zhang Wei finally recovered.

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't have a knife or anything in his hand, or else!

Hey, this picture is too beautiful to imagine.

After regaining his senses, Zhang Wei looked at Bai Zhi resentfully: "What other prophecy do you have? Let's say it together! I have to deal with it."

Bai Zhi drank her drink as if nothing had happened, as if nothing had happened.

He glanced at him casually: "Are you sure you want me to tell?"

"Hey, wait a minute." Lu Ziqiao tightened his clothes very gentlemanly: "We have learned your method just now, why don't we try it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up. Facts have proved that Bai Zhi's method seems to be quite effective, and he also echoed Lu Ziqiao: "Yes, let's try it. It doesn't matter if we fail."

"Then you can do whatever you want~" Bai Zhi said that it doesn't matter, anyway, whoever says it is a matter of mouth, and whoever says it is not?

As they spoke, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Zhang Wei with fiery eyes, which made him tighten his clothes.

"What do you want to do?"

"Zhang Wei, I think you might be beaten by a man later."

"Also, this man just hit you in the eye..."

"Afterwards your eyes turned black and blue..."

"After Wuqing, you just want to take a photo of your ID..."

"Then this ID photo will be with you for the rest of your life."

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian talked to each other, Zhang Wei swallowed.

However, Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head: "Isn't that too light?"

"It seems to be too light." Lu Ziqiao rubbed his chin: "How about some bigger ones?"

"Agreed." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in agreement, and then looked at Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, you might be thrown into the trash can later."

"It's not enough. I'll add more fire. I just hit a hard object when I threw it into the trash can, and I passed out."

"You are all pediatrics." Zeng Xiaoxian began to be unconvinced: "After passing out, someone came over and threw a cigarette butt, and it happened that the cigarette was not trampled out, causing a big fire."

"Why do you look like you are cursing me?" When Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he looked at Lu Ziqiao, which immediately made him furious, and he also stared at him and said: "You did it on purpose, then I will say it too.

After the fire, you are woken up by the scald, and before you can put it out, all your clothes and hair are burned off, just in time for a big traffic jam, and everyone is looking at you. "

"Fuck, I didn't look at you on purpose, but you did it on purpose." Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned black when he heard such a vicious curse: "Then don't blame me, and then you find that the goddess in your heart is just watching Among the crowd, you with a dark face have not been recognized yet.

It happened that your old friend passed by and shouted in surprise: Isn't this Zhang Wei?Someone posted it on the Internet after 30 seconds, and the forwarding volume exceeded 1000 million. It made the headlines and the whole world knew about it. "

"you..."

"Enough." Lu Ziqiao wanted to continue, but Zhang Wei roared.

When the two looked back, Zhang Wei's hair stood on end. They were startled, and they looked at each other: "No way? He was burned before we finished talking?"