Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

Clutching her broken skirt, she stayed shyly in the admiral's room. The commander pretended to be working seriously, but in fact her eyes kept drifting towards her.

The commander at that time was a complete fool with a mind full of unhealthy things.

At that time, I even complained to my sister why they would share this kind of commander.

Then the content of the complaint gradually changed, from getting angry at Lori's lustful heart to getting angry at her lack of lust.

Sometimes she even wanted to take the initiative to do something to the commander, but for some reason, she couldn't get in close contact with him.Now that I can finally do what I wanted to do in the past, I have been giving up halfway because of one or another reason.

"so annoying."

Saratoga kicked a cobblestone, venting a little resentment in his heart.

"I can't go on like this anymore. There are more and more women around the commander, and the group of marriage ships have gradually seen the nature of the commander. If I don't take the initiative, I won't be able to squeeze into her side at all. "

Saratoga seemed to have figured something out, and stomped his feet, looking anxious as if he wanted to rush to Yuki's side right now.

A gloomy voice sounded from the side: "Then what do you want to do to the officer?"

Saratoga, who was in deep thought, didn't realize that the danger was approaching. She shook hands and said firmly, "Of course I should do what I should do as a wedding ship!"

Finally found the small house in Saratoga and laughed angrily: "You really have no good intentions!"

At this time, a certain aircraft carrier realized that it was surrounded by battleships.

Tirpitz at close range is definitely one of the best in terms of damage among ship mothers. Tirpitz not only has powerful main guns, but also secondary guns and torpedoes. Tirpitz is definitely the nightmare of all aircraft carriers after close quarters.

But the loser did not lose, Saratoga did not retreat strategically in a hurry, but looked at Xiao Zhai with a sneer, and said, "So it is little Tirpitz? Why, I heard that you seem to be looking for me to challenge? Why? , do you want to compete with me for secondary artillery?"

Saratoga deliberately emphasized the word 'small', which made Xiao Zhai a little uncomfortable.

So Lori battleship said: "Secondary gun? Hasn't your 8-inch gun been dismantled a long time ago?"

The expression on Saratoga's face froze.

It's been a long time since she hit anyone with a secondary battery, and she even forgot that her secondary battery had been dismantled long ago.

"And I remember that after you removed the secondary gun, you seem to have gained some weight... I really don't know how Ni eats to make himself so fat."

Xiao Zhai's words were quite sharp, and every word he said was like a knife, piercing into Saratoga's heart fiercely.

Saratoga covered his heart and asked: "The big Tirpitz taught these words, right? You should not be able to say these things, little guy."

Xiao Zhai frowned: "Why must she teach?"

"It seems that she really said it." Saratoga sneered: "Please tell her little Tirpitz: I am so fat, so I don't feel embarrassed to make fun of me. "

"I agree with what you said. The weight of that lazy house should also be reduced. But I didn't come here to be your microphone, so I came to find you."

"Oh? Then what are you doing here?"

"Challenge! I want to prove that I am the best sister-in-law in the town guard mansion!"

"Is it just for this kind of meaningless fame? I can come up with as many things as you want. Even if I beat you, what's the use?"

Xiao Zhai hurriedly said: "Why is it useless, if you win, I will..."

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"How about you?"

Saratoga rolled her eyes, but she didn't really think that Xiao Zhai could make a bet that would make her heart flutter.

As an aircraft carrier, she can basically be regarded as reaching the pinnacle of her career. The b25 can fill the hangar, and there are armor-piercing weapons such as the 80. Even if it is a fighter torpedo that is relatively useless to her, she also has several A golden legend class carrier aircraft.

It can be said that other aircraft carriers are mixed up for this purpose, and the commander is definitely enjoying the food, and the status in the tutelary mansion is said to be favored.

Although for the jealous sister-in-law, she can't just be satisfied with this, she still has a more ambitious goal in her heart.

But... Tirpitz is a battleship, or a children's battleship, so what can she do for her?

If you can't win by yourself, let little Tirpitz go and attack your sister, so that my sister will not disturb the good things between me and the commander.

The weird thought that popped up in his mind made Saratoga couldn't help but laugh.

And Xiao Zhai looked at Saratoga shaking his head and smiling, and the anger in his heart couldn't help rising again.

Judging by her gaze, Saratoga was certainly laughing at herself.

Xiao Zhai stared angrily: "Saratoga, do you think you can beat me?"

Saratoga waved his hand boredly: "Go ahead and play, I don't intend to fight with you."

"You think I'm playing house?"

"No, why did the lonely queen of the north come to me for a duel with a small aircraft carrier? My opinion is that you should go to a duel with someone who is worthy of your status, not someone who is not well-known like me. Little people."

In order to quickly get rid of the little guy's entanglement, Saratoga even said that he was a nobody.

You have to know that although my sister-in-law doesn’t show much at ordinary times, during the battle, she was fished and injured all day long and cheated to bathe. Even when she was sent to fish for fat times, she was often beaten and bruised by a whiteboard deep-sea destroyer. She looked like a Just stepped into the battlefield, like a new aircraft carrier with no combat experience.

But if someone really regards Saratoga, who has won many medals, as a newcomer, it is a real joke.

But it seems that Saratoga doesn't care about her own record, and she often gets injured deliberately in order to have the opportunity to take a bath, but in her bones, she is still an extremely proud aircraft carrier. Normally, she shouldn't belittle herself like this .

Xiao Zhai did not let her go because of Saratoga's weakness, but followed her closely and asked: "Saratoga, do you still want to run away?!"

"So why did you push me?" Saratoga said with a headache, "If you say that I am the one who threatens your position with the commander, of course I admit that who made me so attractive. But It’s not just me, is it? There are a lot of shipwives in the guarding mansion who are so close to the commander, you don’t want to trouble them, but you come to me, a weak woman.”

Although Kotaku expressed deep doubts about the "weak woman" in Saratoga's words, she skipped this point and explained: "Don't pretend, didn't the commander spend the night in your bed before?"

Saratoga was startled: "When did it happen? Why don't I know?"

Just as Xiao Zhai was about to answer, Saratoga exclaimed: "Wait, I understand, it turns out to be like this!"

Why did little Tirpitz rush to challenge himself? When he saw his sister today, the expression on her face was so weird.

These details ran through Saratoga's mind, and she gradually understood everything.

After figuring out the key points, Saratoga looked at Kotaku seriously and said, "You want to challenge me, right?"

"Well, that's right."

"I have a younger sister, and you will not be eligible to challenge me until you beat her. It just so happens that you both are gunboats, so it's relatively easy to tell who is stronger and who is weaker in a fight."

"Your sister? Where did you get your sister from?"

Xiao Zhai was very confused. In her memory, there were quite a few descendants in Saratoga, but there was no 'sister' at all, right?

"Constellation, have you forgotten our Lexington-class battlecruiser? After you defeat her, you will be eligible to challenge me."

Saratoga patted Xiao Zhai on the shoulder, acting like an elder, and then left with his hands behind his back.

Of course, her steps were much faster than normal walking, and by the time Xiaozhai rounded the bend, she couldn't even see Saratoga's back.

"In terms of constellations, if I remember correctly, she should be your sister, right?"

Kotaku frowned and muttered this sentence, but unfortunately the only listener, Saratoga, had already run away.

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"elder sister!!!"

Saratoga's loud voice startled Lexington, who was working.

Not only that, even the pile of documents on the table trembled.

Lexington's eyelids twitched. She looked at the hill of documents that was slightly more inclined than before. She had no doubt that if Saratoga's shout was a little louder, the things on the desk would be dumped. , spilled all over the place.

At this time, the wife took a deep breath, and her chest rose and fell violently for a while.

She looked at Saratoga who broke in with unfriendly eyes, and the focus of her eyes kept scanning around various positions of Saratoga's body.Like a butcher contemplating killing the fat pig from that position.

As soon as Saratoga entered the door, she was taken aback by her sister's eyes. Knowing his wife well, she soon realized that something was wrong.

"Sister, what's wrong?"

"What's the matter? You almost knocked all the fruits of my labor to the ground just now. Lord Saratoga is really awesome."

Lexington ran half-jokingly, causing Saratoga to shrink his head severely.

Saratoga bit the bullet and explained: "I, I didn't do it on purpose, ahaha~"

"It's a good thing you didn't do it on purpose. If it was on purpose, wouldn't the house collapse?"

"No matter how I say it, I can't call the house down."

Saratoga muttered in a low voice, and suddenly, her eyes flashed, and she looked at Lexington again: "Obviously I came to find my sister to settle the score, why do I feel that sister, you and I have different positions? It was changed."

Lexington's heart tightened, but he still asked unhurriedly: "Is it an illusion?"

"Hehe, sister, why is everyone in the guard house saying that the commander ran into my bed? Could it be something you did?"

"Is there such a thing? Gaga, have you heard any rumors? You must know that people often talk nonsense now."

"You still don't want to admit it?"

Lexington was taken aback: "Admit what?"

"Lexington, my good sister, you and the commander have some kind of secret connection that no one else knows about, right?"

Lexington kindly reminded: "Well... Gaga, I'm a wedding ship."

The expression on Saratoga's face froze for a moment, but she quickly adjusted and said seriously again: "As for the marriage ship, everyone is. But there must be something more wrong between you and the commander, sister. "

After a pause, she added: "This is a woman's intuition."

Lexington is a bit out of words, and once the word 'intuition' is involved, things get a little sloppy.

However, she would not obediently tell Saratoga everything, but asked calmly: "Gaga, then what do you think of the relationship between me and the commander?"

"Hmm... Husband and wife?"

"We're the marriage ship and the commander, aren't we?"

Saratoga tugged at his hair, his face full of embarrassment.

Seeing this, Lexington felt sorry for her sister a little bit. She sighed and warned earnestly: "Gajia, I was able to get to the position of the secretary ship because of my own efforts. If you want to be with me like I am, Commander, if you get closer, why don't you try to work harder?"

Saratoga asked expectantly: "Then, can the relationship between me and the commander become better than that between my sister and the commander?"

Lexington got stuck and quickly replied: "No."

Saratoga is full of black lines.

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"Little Tirpitz? What do you want me to do?"

In a practice field, Constellation looked at Xiao Zhai who came to her in surprise, with a look of astonishment on his face.

She and Tirpitz, no, it should be said that there is nothing to say between the girls in country G.

In history, she was a blueprint ship, and she didn't even appear in the world. Of course, she didn't have much communication with Tirpitz as an enemy.And as a ship girl, she is not the kind of lively person who likes to run around and make friends everywhere, so naturally she will not make friends with some unfamiliar ship girls.

Therefore, the constellation is very strange about the fact that Tirpitz came to him suddenly.

Xiao Zhai was furious: "Don't add the word 'small' in front of my name!"

Everyone usually calls her 'Xiao Zhai', 'Young Zhai' and other nicknames, but she can bear it and let it go.After all, this kind of thing can be regarded as the nickname that the bastard Chief said first, and then spread in the tutelary mansion.

And as long as Xiao Zhai restrained his inner thoughts, he could temporarily forget the connection between this name and the big Tirpitz guy.

But what is the name 'Little Tirpitz'? !

Why don't you want to add a small letter in front of Tirpitz to prove that you are on the smaller side?

After searching for Saratoga for a long time, Xiao Zhai, who was on the verge of bursting out of anger, finally became angry at this moment.

However, after she finished saying that sentence angrily, she didn't let her emotions affect her more deeply, but walked out quickly, and said to the constellation with a straight face: "Your sister said, if I want to challenge her words, just You must be defeated first to be eligible. Come on, it happens that simple exercises can be carried out here, how about we start now?"

Constellation did not directly agree, but frowned and asked: "Is that what my sister really said?"

"certainly?"

"This is not her style. Did you pass the wrong message?"

Constellation was a little suspicious, whether Tirpitz was joking with her or something.

So Constellation calmed down and asked, "You probably mistook that little girl from Saratoga for your sister, right? Although they look alike, they are almost identical, but there are some small details that make it easier." I can tell the difference between the two. For example, Saratoga's hair is a brighter golden color, while my sister's is a flaxen color that is more suitable for her..."

Xiao Zhai said innocently: "I'm not mistaken, it's what Saratoga asked me to pass on to you."

"Oh, it's Saratoga, she's not my sister."

Constellation was stunned for a while, but quickly adjusted his mentality.