Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

"You finally got the answer right. I have inside information. Last night, the officer stayed in that guy's bedroom in Saratoga for a whole night. When he got up the next day, he seemed to be a little depressed."

Tirpitz's words seemed to have poked a hornet's nest, and Xiaozhai immediately exploded: "How could it be her? A sister-in-law who has no characteristics except jealousy? If the commander chooses Saratoga, I might as well look for you!"

Tirpitz looked at Xiao Zhai with an unkind expression, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Xiao Zhai talked about him from left to right: "You are also a sister-in-law, don't you have any expression when facing the situation where the chief is being snatched away?"

"No way, that's Saratoga."

Tirpitz sat on the chair where Yuki had been, and lay lazily on the table, as if he could feel the slight warmth coming from this position.

She said pessimistically: "I can't beat Saratoga again. Now it's the era of aircraft carriers. It's better for us old battleships to come to an end as soon as possible."

Xiao Zhai directly pierced this guy's "You just want to be lazy!"

"I have a showdown, I'm just lazy."

"you……"

"proceed if you can."

Xiao Zhai was almost blown out of anger, her lips squirmed, and she couldn't speak for a long time.

"It's so disappointing, you are a disgrace to the sister-in-law world."

After leaving these words, Xiao Zhai turned his back to Tirpitz and looked at a certain stupid loli sleeping soundly on the bed, with a tangled look on his face.

Looking at Xiao Zhai's back, Tirpitz murmured to himself in a rather bored voice: "Do you have to treat Saratoga as an imaginary enemy? Besides, that loser is not qualified to snatch the officer away from everyone." , You can believe whatever I say, the little guy is still too naive."

"However, it's good to have you at the front. Lolita's figure is especially loved by this lolicon. Maybe you can really take down the chief."

She yawned leisurely, with a lingering smile hidden in her eyes.

Kotaku didn't realize the guy's sinister intentions, she looked at Yuki with a calm face, and secretly clenched her fists.

'The sleeping sir is so cute. '

She swore in her heart: "Sir, I will protect you, and I will never let that bad woman from Saratoga touch a hair of your hair." '

The sleeping Lanmao Tuanzi smacked his lips, performed a salted fish turn over on the bed, and turned his back to Xiao Zhai.

Xiao Zhai said silently in his heart: 'It's not cute anymore. '

She gently covered Yuki with the quilt, and then, as if she had made a decision, she walked towards the door with firm eyes.

Tirpitz, who noticed that Kotaku's expression was not quite right, asked, "What are you going to do?"

Xiao Zhai said boldly: "Of course I want to let Saratoga understand who is the closest ship girl to the commander!"

Looking at the figure that looked like a soldier, Tirpitz opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

Her original intention was not to let Xiao Zhaimang go to Saratoga!

But looking at the little guy's eyes, it didn't look like she could easily persuade him, so Tirpitz could only shrink his head, secretly praying that this matter would not become a big deal.

Even if it really becomes troublesome, don't blame yourself, the person who is behind the fire.

Outside, Bismarck's voice sounded: "Why are you going out again right after you come back?"

"Sister Meow, I'm going to fight for your happiness!"

"What is my happiness? What are you talking about, Xiao Zhai?"

Tirpitz carefully listened to the voices outside the door, but in the end, Bismarck failed to stop the small house above and let her slip out.

After a while, Bismarck came in with a blank face, and asked Tirpitz: "What did you say to Xiao Zhai? Why did she run out aggressively?"

Tirpitz blinked and pretended to be innocent: "I didn't do anything."

"really?"

Bismarck frowned, his eyes filled with doubt.

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"Saratoga is not a very threatening opponent... Well, that guy still needs to be handled with care."

Kotaku wanted to use hypnosis to tell himself that Saratoga was not scary, but in the end he couldn't distort the facts.

She is pretty and cute. Although she is jealous all day long, she maintains her jealousy just right, which not only allows the officer to feel her strong love, but also does not make the officer feel disgusted by the jealous sister-in-law.

And this guy is also good at cheating baths. The title of the partial bathing queen of the tutelary mansion is definitely not for nothing.

With the advantage of being able to stay with the chief while taking baths all the time due to injuries, Saratoga took advantage of this to build up his goodwill.She is definitely one of the ship girls who spend the longest time by his side as she pesters him all day long.

"In comparison, is my identity as loli the only advantage?"

Xiao Zhai is a bit unwilling, she is not a vase, although she is a lolita battleship, she is very confident:

I will not be weaker than anyone.

The extremely high training level allows her to look down on many ship girls, but compared with Saratoga, who is also a senior with the same level of training, Xiao Zhai doesn't have much advantage.

What makes her feel even more sad is that the current chief seems to have forgotten the glory that belongs to the big guns, and turned to the arms of those bastard aircraft carriers.

In the battleship's internal group, many people are discussing whether it is because vv has lowered the average chest of the battleship that the commander made this change. Fortunately, there are also Taifeng and others with excellent front armor on the aircraft carrier. , otherwise Veneto will really take the blame.

"The first thing that needs to be solved must be the stalking problem of that woman in Saratoga. It is really a headache to be able to stalk the officer no matter what time it is."

Xiao Zhai saw very clearly that in the situation where the two sisters-in-law were arguing together, the cowardly loli of the officer would only be a peacemaker, and might say that everyone is her wing.

"It would be great if I could fight one game. Use strength to determine status. Then I will definitely be able to defeat those aircraft carriers."

The powerful main guns with at least 28 points of firepower in his hand emerged in his mind, and Xiao Zhai was full of confidence in his heart.

Although Saratoga also has a magical outfit like b25, as long as she can find a way to survive the opening wave, won't she kill randomly next time?

With such a mentality, Xiao Zhai began to ask everyone about the location of Saratoga.

Spee, who had a good time with Xiao Zhai, was puzzled: "Why are you asking this?"

"She is my sister-in-law, and I am also my sister-in-law. Why can she be so close to the officer?"

Xiao Zhai's eyes were burning with an inexplicable flame, and he said excitedly: "I want to prove to everyone who is the strongest sister-in-law."

The corner of Spey's mouth twitched, feeling that the kid on the opposite side might be stimulated somewhere, otherwise how could he go up to challenge the aircraft carrier?

"Xiao Zhai, you have to know that our warships are at a very disadvantage when fighting with the group of nasty guys on the aircraft carrier."

"Can't the disadvantage be reversed?"

"It can be turned over, but it is difficult."

"I'm going to defeat Saratoga upright in a heads-up situation, can't I?"

"Impossible. How many B25s can you support? Don't worry about how terrifying the aluminum carrier is. You know the big one very well. You can go and ask."

Xiao Zhai was very hurt by Spee's words, and her ambition was directly drowned in half.

But the remaining half became more and more angry. Xiao Zhai's chest heaved for a while, and he said, "Is there nothing I can do? I'll bring the anti-aircraft gun, and the three-type ammunition won't work?"

"That way there will be no output. In the face of a powerful aircraft carrier, if we can't find the opponent's position and make a mistake, we can only be beaten in vain. Unless..."

Hearing that there was a turning point, Xiao Zhai's eyes lit up: "Unless what?"

"If you can't beat them, join them, and we'll transform into an aircraft carrier."

"what?"

"The Lexington class was originally planned to be built as a battle cruiser. As a battle cruiser, I may have a plan to transform into an aircraft carrier in the future, and embark on an unimagined path. I will let you know when the time comes, The Battle of the Estuary is definitely not a tasteless skill!"

Xiao Zhai didn't know what to say to Spee for a while, so he had to wish her dreams come true.

After leaving Spey, Xiao Zhai murmured: "Is it really possible to become an aircraft carrier or something? If the Tirpitz class is converted into an aircraft carrier, it will not stay at home all the time, and it will be called the North." Your home girl, right?"

I don't know why, but Xiao Zhai suddenly had some illusions about aircraft carriers that he shouldn't have.

"No, no, how is a battleship worse than an aircraft carrier?! How could I have the idea of ​​surrendering to the enemy?"

Xiao Zhai shook his head violently, and quickly threw some messy things out.

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"Little Tirpitz is looking for me everywhere, or is he trying to challenge me?"

Saratoga, wearing a cloak, sat in the shop of the palace, with a look of deep thought in his eyes.

Seeing Boss Jiangong approaching, Saratoga came back to his senses and said, "Two sauries, thank you."

Seeing Mamiya nodding to cook, Saratoga couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "The restaurants here are better." '

Of course, the tutelary mansion has a restaurant, which covers a large area, and it won't be crowded if everyone eats together.

The dishes are also carefully prepared, and there are even several dishes with special effects every day, which makes many ship girls look forward to it.

But the problem is that the person in charge is not a fixed lady like this restaurant...

It means that London sometimes sneaks into the back kitchen and stacks a poison buff on all the warships in the entire tutelary mansion.

"The most exaggerated thing is that guys like London and Hiei sneaked in every day for a while. Do you think this is in the game that the commander played recently? If you stack 5 layers of poison, you will get a layer of poison for everyone?!"

Black unknown gas emitted from Saratoga's body.

She's had enough of raffles in restaurants, and while the odds of winning are relatively small, she's not some unlucky shipgirl in Saratoga.

However, winning the lottery several times left a serious wound on her young heart. Whenever she thought of certain dark dishes, the aluminum bar in her mouth became tasteless.

"Excuse me, have you seen Saratoga? Not the one with the red hair, and not the one with the short head..."

A familiar voice suddenly came from behind, forcing Saratoga to quickly lower his cloak to prevent himself from being recognized.

Of course, she will not be afraid of the challenge from the loli battleship, but the problem is that there is no benefit in winning, and if she loses, she will become the laughing stock of the aircraft carrier group.

'That's Saratoga who was completely abused in a one-on-one fight with a child. '

Thinking of this, Saratoga lowered his head even lower.

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Tasting the unique Japanese cuisine, Saratoga carefully pricked up his ears, listening to the movement from the small house.

Fortunately, no one saw Saratoga's face when she came, and after covering her head tightly, she would not be pointed out by passers-by. Xiao Zhai soon went to find her elsewhere.

"Could it be that the commander said something that shouldn't have been said at Tirpitz's place, so that I was targeted by her?"

This idea gradually took root in Saratoga's mind, and the more she thought about it, the more likely it was.

Saratoga angrily took a bite of the saury, with a vicious expression on his face: "It's fine for my sister to push me on the head. For the sake of her being my sister, I don't care about it. Tirpitz Don’t the juniors actually take me seriously?”

Jian Gong's warm reminder: "This guest, please pay attention to your image..."

Saratoga blushed a little and stopped his rude behavior.

'I am a lady, how can I show the eating appearance just now? '

After saying this to himself a few times in his heart, Saratoga quickly adjusted his mentality and once again regained the elegance that a well-known aircraft carrier should display.

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After solving the problem of eating, Saratoga continued to cover his face carefully, and walked aimlessly in the tutelary mansion.

It's all because Xiao Zhai is looking for him, otherwise there is no need to hide and hide like he did something wrong.

The sound of rushing water broke into the ears, and Saratoga looked at the fountain park not far away, his eyes were a little distracted.

She remembered things from a long, long time ago.

At that time, I was still a cute new aircraft carrier who had just arrived at the tutelary mansion and didn't understand anything.

My sister's qualifications are slightly older than myself, but certainly not much, but Lexington's temperament is too mature.She is obviously similar to her in training level; she even looks very similar in appearance, but it will give people the impression that she is the kind of old aircraft carrier with many legendary experiences.

Oh, the Commander at that time was still Mengxin, not the "Moexin" who has changed his taste a long time ago.

The commander at that time would hold what she called a 'strategy' in everyone's hands every time they set out on an expedition.

And even though she had read a guide many times, she always felt that she seemed to have missed some key points, and she always re-read it many times before she could feel relieved.

Saratoga remembered that the commander at that time did not understand the combat mechanism. When seeing a ship's wife injured, he would always order everyone to return to Hong Kong in a hurry after the day battle was over, and he did not dare to go into the night at all.

Saratoga still remembers that the commander was most concerned about the development of the tutelary mansion at that time, and she would always be excited for a long time every time a new ship girl joined.

What was he doing at that time?It seems like going to war—bath—going to battle—soaking... This keeps reincarnating?

Sometimes there will be some bastard operations in which the commander makes himself a secretary ship while maintaining a neutral state.