Miss Bach's Crab Canon

"Nor do I...Although we are called the Holy Roman Empire, we don't like this anymore. It's too classical..."

Deli Duoli felt that according to the degree of acquaintance between the two of them, there would be no results if they continued to talk, and instead the topic would divert to music, so he made a quick decision: "I know you are afraid, don't worry, I won't be rude and direct this time. Throw you over. In short, let me talk about the details of this matter first."

"Then tell me what you want, and I'll listen to you."

Joannis put the gold coin next to the shower gel, but it sounded like a waste of time to do it, so she simply picked up the towel and said, "Do you want to rub your back or something?" Of course, she asked Gao Yiyu.

"This...isn't it?"

"Then you rub it for me? I have short hands... I can't reach it... There are no maids in this era..." She felt that she could also take a bath by the way.

"Ahem! Stop playing and listen to me! Every time you waste time with one more sentence, Pop gets closer to getting those two important things!"

Deli Dolly spoke angrily, and the sound formed a strong reverberation in the bathroom, echoing endlessly.

"The harp is very important, and that's not a problem. Pop music also summons another thing that has the same origin from history! It symbolizes victory, symbolizes poetry, symbolizes Greece, Rome, and even the treasure of the source of the entire Western civilization. , the laurel crown of Apollo, the sun god!"

"What? Is there such a thing?"

"You can think about it, who are you talking to?"

"Talk to De Lidori... the historical demon of the tritone... oh... so it seems that myths exist too."

Gao Yiyu had heard the story about the laurel crown when he was a child. Compared with others, it was a relatively famous fairy tale.

It is said that in the past, Cupid, the god of love, made troubles like crazy, and shot the sun god Apollo with an arrow, making the young man fall in love with the daughter of the river god, the goddess who wanted to keep her virginity forever, the good girl Daphne.

Every time he saw her, Apollo would frantically chase her and try to cook a cooked meal.But of course Daphne was not happy, and when she was about to be caught, she begged her father, the river god, to help... But the river god didn't know why, and turned her daughter into a laurel tree, which took root in the earth.

Apollo was very uncomfortable, but he did not suffer. He plucked the laurel tree that Daphne had turned into, picked the branches to make a laurel crown, and chopped wood to make a harp.And the word "laurel crown", which is always mentioned, has been spread and endowed with profound meaning.

In Greece and Rome, crowns woven with laurel were used as gifts to great poets or soldiers who had achieved great achievements.Even when later generations mention them, they will use the pattern of laurel wreath as a cultural symbol.

After that, the Western world, which inherited the origins of these civilizations, also specially set up the title of "Poet Laureate".In the history of Western literature, great poets have always been associated with this word.

"But... why pop music summons these things..."

"She wants what the laurel wreath represents, to win, to get the most beautiful poetry, and by the way, to get a harp that can play beautiful music. And to summon the laurel wreath and the harp is to use the magic power obtained from Ioannis."

Hearing the latter sentence, Gao Yiyu sneezed and fell silent.

Joannis was stolen by the popular music "4 minutes and 33 seconds", and ended up being used in this kind of place......

Gao Yiyu still remembers one thing - Deli Dolly once mentioned that Joannes, who has magical powers, showed musical talent when playing the organ, and even directly convinced the well-informed tritone demon...

"Joannis's stolen magical power... can it be retrieved through laurels and harps?"

"Worth a try," said Delidoori.

Gao Yiyu directed Yoannis to turn on the hot air to avoid catching a cold.

"Then why did you go to Tsarist Russia? According to my understanding, they should belong to ancient Greece...or Rome, right?" While talking about history and the battles hidden in the dark of the world, Gao Yiyu ignored the fact that he was still covered in bubbles.

"The handwriting of pop music is very natural, even I, who is in charge of history, have not been able to discover..."

"You overslept..."

"Cough... In short, our good friend, Ms. Rest, was traveling in other history at the time, and she bumped into her, and only then discovered the move of pop music."

Considering all the previous events, Gao Yiyu was very skeptical, could this be another agreement between Ms. Rest and Pop Music, setting a trap for them to jump... Deli Duoli continued to speak, adding details——

"With the setting sun of the Roman Empire, laurel wreaths and harps began to wander across the European continent. They changed hands countless times and were chased by people countless times...they represent the orthodoxy of Greece and Rome, and at the same time symbolize victory and prosperous culture."

"That's right, Tsarist Russia is also a double-headed eagle... claiming to inherit from Byzantium... Everyone is Rome, that's great."

"Exactly, Peter I got them."

Talking about this, Gao Yiyu simply invited Joannes and Deli Dolly outside the door together, and could barely chat through the door, but the foam on her body would dry up if she didn't wash it off.As the hot water moistened the skin again, Gao Yiyu let out a long sigh of relief.

"Then we're going to the time of Peter the Great?"

"It's not... history is rolling forward - Ms. Rest discovered this in the era of Peter I, and then notified me... I will inform you again, and now... the laurels and harps have arrived in Yekater The era of Rina II."

Gao Yiyu quickly understood that pop music was calling them.

They will advance with the times, starting from ancient times, and finally arriving here.In other words, did pop music use the magic power it got from Ioannis to even do something like this to rewrite history...

"Then we are going to the era of Catherine the Great? But will it be too late...and, who are we going to fight?"

"As long as you hurry up, it will never be too late. For us, for pop music, for laurels and harps, history is written and read by others. But when we go into history, they are slow. reality...so, our enemy is very clear."

"……Who?"

"History rolling forward, and the great men who drove it. We will take away the orthodoxy of Greece and Rome from their hands."

Through the door, Derridoli's voice was like thunder.

054 Peter Ilich

Realizing the urgency of the problem, Gao Yiyu hurriedly put on his underwear and underwear, put on his T-shirt and went out.

Of course, she was not very interested in Roman orthodoxy, in the laurel wreath and the harp, symbols of victory and poetry.He is somewhat interested in letting pop music suffer, but what really makes Gao Yiyu want to devote himself to it is music.

If Ioannis regains her magic power, what kind of music will she play?It's hard to imagine what better music is like now... If there is no interest in it, then Gao Yiyu is not a qualified music lover.

"How much longer do I have to prepare?" She opened the door, and Joannes and Deridoli were right in front of her.

"As soon as possible, within 10 minutes?"

There was no longer a door and frosted glass, and Delidoori's voice sounded like a wake-up call.

Damn, it was urgent.

Gao Yiyu immediately instructed Joannis: "Keyboard player, go prepare food, drinks, and travel expenses."

"Received!" Joannes trotted away - came back along the way, and put Deli Dolly on the table with both hands.

De Lidoli sighed: "In 10 minutes, the laurels and harps will reach modern times. In 10 minutes, they will reach the Soviet Union, and then as time goes by, they will reach World War II, the Cold War... Do you want to go?"

"Do not want to."

"Then hurry up, within 10 minutes, we can still go to a relatively stable era...but it's also very cold."

Gao Yiyu's hands were not idle, and he was already packing up and getting ready.

She threw the set into the washing machine before, and took out the bard's outfit that had been washed once.She turned out her winter clothes again, and started wearing thermal underwear regardless of Deli Dolly's presence. The winter in Yunnan is not severe, and she doesn't even have a few thick clothes.

At the same time, in order to prove Deli Duoli's words, Gao Yiyu turned on his mobile phone and quickly investigated the history——

"Ekaterina the Great relied on her powerful expansion ability to obtain the qualification to inherit the laurel crown, which was the honor Peter I once had. Before that, the court nobles believed that Ekaterina the Great was an outsider from Germany. are not entitled to inherit it."

"It really is..."

"Of course—pop is making up histories in order to channel them into the present."

Gao Yiyu put on a sweater, long johns, and a cotton jacket over the thermal underwear.It was only then that I began to work reluctantly, putting on the bard's costume—compared with the exotic costumes of modern people, this seventeenth-century outfit is barely noticeable in Tsarist Russia...

I really didn't expect to use it again.

When Gao Yiyu felt hot and stuffy after putting on her clothes after hard work, she checked the history again——

"After Catherine the Great, Napoleon the French swept across Europe. It is said that one of the reasons was to find the laurel crown. Therefore, Napoleon even made himself a crown imitating it out of pure gold, but because pure gold was too Heavy, I took off the gold leaf in it..."

There was no such paragraph before... Gao Yiyu felt that his every move was a race against the times.

"In order to win the real laurels, Napoleon led his troops to attack the powerful Russia. But he didn't want to do this. Before the battle, he wrote to Alexander I, trying to marry his beautiful sister. Who ever thought, This angered Alexander I and his German blood...

As a result, Napoleon's crazy attack was defeated by the furious Alexander I and the terrible winter in Russia. The crown that could not be obtained is still preserved in the depths of the Winter Palace in St. Petersburg.

There are rumors that when Napoleon imitated, he removed a few golden bay leaves because he thought it was too heavy, which made him offend the orthodoxy, which led to this doomed failure.Of course, as a modern age where science is flourishing, we scoff at such rumors, and we should treat history correctly and materialistically. "

"How's the preparation going?" asked Delidoori.

Putting down the phone, Gao Yiyu counted the time, and said, "Joannis's clothes are not ready yet...Damn it, how many degrees below zero are there, is my outfit enough?"

"I don't know, I don't like the cold and I haven't been there in winter...but Joannis's outfit, you don't need to prepare. She is rooted in this era. When she goes back to the past, she will become a wandering undead and lose her identity." The human part, just walks with you as a bystander, and will not starve or freeze."

"What about me?! I want to be a ghost too!"

"You are the creation of me, the historical demon, of course you will be a living person wherever you go."

It's a pity that Deli Duoli was not satisfied, but just looked at her like a dumpling and laughed.At the same time, Joannis also prepared a lot - she found all kinds of food from the refrigerator.

A couple of rye grain breads, half a bottle of milk, bacon, fruit, which was nice.Coffee beans... that's all.But please ask Miss Anis to go back and put the soy sauce, vinegar, and Wang Shouyi Thirteen Fragrances back to their original places...

Joannis also showed off some of her other preparations, scattered renminbi, but Tsarist Russia would not recognize their legitimacy, and they could not be used as travel expenses, even in the later Soviet Union.

No way, Gao Yiyu found something that could be used as travel expenses by himself.

--jewelry.

From the jewelry sent by the client, there are still some leftovers that have not been replaced with musical equipment.Gao Yiyu tried to find out the value of these jewelry, and found that it was not because they were too low in value and could not be exchanged for anything - on the contrary, it was because their value was too expensive.

In the music industry, although there are thousands of equipment and tens of thousands for professional equipment, this is almost the upper limit.Except for those musical instruments that should go into the museum that can break through the upper limit, a few boxes of digital equipment for making music can be exchanged for a few gems in Gao Yiyu's hands.

These things, in the era of Tsarist Russia, can probably be used for emergency...

Compared with the last time when I had nothing, it was much better.

"Keyboard player, bring me my blues harmonica and baroque guitar, bards need instruments anyway."

"it is good!"

Gao Yiyu packed the travel expenses and food, and also confirmed the progress of history.

Alexander I died in a very mysterious way—the laurel wreath and the harp are still owned by Tsarist Russia, and they haven't been taken away by what came out of nowhere for the time being.But around the laurel wreath and the harp, their domestic battles are endless.

When Nicholas I came to power, accumulating the anger of the 500 million miserable serfs and the people at the bottom, withstood the impact of revolution and freedom, and committed suicide by taking poison.

But then Alexander II, who came to power, tried to reorganize and reform the huge country, as if he was sheltered by a laurel crown, and was even willing to liberate the serfs——

"Isn't it alright?" Deridoli urged.

"Joannis! Just let you put the seasoning back. Why did you bring the brown sugar?"

"Eat on the road, life always needs a little sweetness."

Knowing that sugar is not a luxury, but rather cheap, Joannes sneaks into the kitchen from time to time in the middle of the night, making some noises.

When she got up the next day, either a few pieces of rock sugar were missing, or a corner of the brown sugar was missing, or the sugar bag was torn open, but it was pretended not to be torn... With a valid reason, she directly took several large pieces of brown sugar coming.

"Very good, you two even have time to talk about family affairs, then—"

The face of the world has changed.

Familiar with the messy home, every item that constitutes it changes with time, and pulls out a silk-like shape.They are like an old win98 computer stuck in a freeze, dragging the window with its own phantom special effects, and wonderful changes are taking place.

Gao Yiyu was speechless, she had seen this process several times.

When she finished blinking instinctively—a strong dizziness hit Gao Yiyu's head.

But only for a moment.

The lines of the illusory world disappeared, and they were like brushstrokes, outlining another painting called history.

History is no longer a chapter described in words, but a reality mixed with cold wind, current, and smell.

It was dark, and Gao Yiyu found himself stepping on the uneven muddy ground with his short leather boots.They are dark in color, barren and hard.The soil stretches out, and you can see a wide river with floating ice, and a row of buildings built around the ground.

"In 1877, Tsarist Russia under Alexander II - Moscow." said a gold coin.

"Damn..."

"Wow, it's much later than my era, but why is this place so dilapidated..." Joannis was willing to come. Apart from helping Gao Yiyu, she also wanted to understand the era.

For her, everything in the 21st century is too exaggerated. If she can go to those transitional and intermediate times and see their changes and development, Joannis is confident that she can save a few jokes.But now in 1877, it seems that the Holy Roman Empire has not advanced...

It was night, and this was probably a street in Moscow, with some pedestrians vaguely.

People are far away from each other and dress thickly.

Gao Yiyu no longer felt stuffy, but felt the cold wind blowing on his face.

"--thump."

Before she could experience any exotic customs, she saw a pedestrian throwing himself into the river...

Almost instinctively, the group of them hurried over.The man in the river was struggling desperately, it seemed that he regretted his death after committing suicide... Maybe he didn't regret it, he just smoked a few times instinctively, or thought of another way to die because he thought it was too cold?

In any case, Gao Yiyu didn't plan to turn a blind eye to death, because it happened right in front of his eyes, and if he left, it would be different from this era.

She dug out the replacement clothes from the backpack, tied them with knots and tied them with long ropes, and hung them on the baroque guitar, throwing them at the people in the river—this stuff is hollow wood, which can float.

Although the girl's strength is weak, there is a pair of underwear that resonates with her in the rope... After injecting magic power, it will be very powerful.Fortunately, the person who threw himself into the river also grabbed the baroque guitar and was rescued ashore.

He looked about forty years old, with a lush beard that ran all the way around his face, a small crop, a little bald...but a handsome white man-although he was smothered in red from the freezing of the river.