Miss Bach's Crab Canon

"It's quite capable..."

"Hey, then this dessert is mine!"

"Then I can still eat it."

However, Gao Yiyu picked up the chopsticks she had discarded, and using the mysterious skills cultivated by Orientals since childhood, the two chopsticks intersected and caught the part that was licked by the two.Putting it on her rice as if serving her a dish, Gao Yiyu took the cone and the rest of the ice cream in the cone.

This is the essence of cone ice cream, but unfortunately the ancients would not understand it.

Looking at this scene, looking at the cone that she stuffed into her mouth three times, five times and two times, Joannis was very annoyed: "You, you..."

"Why, I didn't eat your saliva, so it made you dissatisfied?"

"I'd better send you to Spain."

……

After the meal, Gao Yiyu let Miaomiao fly on the road, illuminating everything with a blazing fire.

But other than that - this place that should have been abandoned, still has the light of modern civilization shining.

electrical appliances.

"They've got food, which is electricity."

"Don't use batteries?" Joannis followed behind her, "Can you feed them electricity with those long wires..."

"Yes, those huge networks of wires spread all over my country. They are the foundation of all modern civilizations, and they are also the lines that distinguish the era you live in from the one I live in. Anyway, we can start recording."

"That……"

"You go in the studio and try to play something, in front of that mic—but be careful, they're very, very expensive, at least for you and me."

"Then can I speak up?"

"No problem. In short, any sound is fine. We are just testing the performance of the equipment, and the official recording will come back tomorrow. After all, it is very late today."

"Ok!"

The synthesizer keyboard has been placed inside, and two expensive Genelec monitor speakers are plugged in, which can clearly convey the various sounds of the keyboard, just like an acoustic instrument.

The microphone, on the other hand, is responsible for recording the sound from the speakers, passing through compressors, microphone preamps, sound cards, etc., and finally using it as a dry sound, and sending it back to the computer controlled by Gao Yiyu, waiting to be mixed and repaired in the later stage—— Of course, normally speaking, it’s not enough to record monitor speakers.

Now, the M251 microphone, a gift from a music collector, has been firmly set up. Although everything is very rough, and even smells like vegetables, peppers, and leaves... But it is just a test after all.

Gao Yiyu stood next to the monitor speakers for the console, observing the status of all the equipment——

In an environment without even a light bulb—Joannis played the lowest note.

The deep piano sound explodes and vibrates through the speakers.

"This symbolizes the environment we are in, our fame, but soon, we will—" Joannis moved her finger to the right, with a smooth slide from low to high, like a mountain climber, "go to the heights."

However, the sound stopped abruptly, very embarrassingly.

Not only that, but the indicator lights of various equipment also disappeared...

In the recording studio, Yoannis spoke passionate words, playing with her fingers on the keyboard, while Gao Yiyu outside the door, her cell phone rang.

"Hey, student Gao Yiyu... My house tripped... Do you have any clues? Surely? What did you pick up? I thought it was a power bank or something... What are you doing? Talking?"

"sorry."

Joannis, on the other hand, seemed to be still playing passionately.

……

The start was bad and the recording ended in failure. As a high school student, Gao Yiyu exposed the disadvantages of not concentrating in class, and even ignored the difference in power consumption between equipment standby and work...

"So let's go to Walmart and buy some more batteries?"

"...that's not going to work."

"Then...then when it rains, let's catch some lightning? When you and I met for the first time, you said that you can catch lightning to make music. I've always wanted to watch it once."

"...that's a figure of speech."

The two of them had already returned home, discussing today's failure in a room that was naturally full of electricity.But it's more education than discussion...and it's slow going.

After investigation, Gao Yiyu found that it was very difficult to connect to the electricity from the coffee classmate - after all, they had received a line from a nearby residential house, barely maintaining normal electricity consumption.

This area is an abandoned area, because of financial difficulties in small places, it is temporarily out of urban planning and development.The lines that have been supplying the factory have been very dilapidated and lack of maintenance.

When factories shut down and there is no demand for electricity around them, things just get worse and worse.Gao Yiyu didn't intend to restore the factory production, otherwise, with electricity demand and investment, the line would naturally improve... However, she was even in the situation of secretly occupying someone else's old factory building and secretly making music.

The coffee classmate was unable to distribute the excess electricity to her, and it was difficult to connect to the grid, which became a very delicate situation.

Gao Yiyu's family didn't know the nearest electricity consumption area. If he went to someone to connect a few wires abruptly, he would definitely encounter all kinds of trivial things... She didn't have any money.Besides, she has two more convenient ways to go than going to wires to supply power.

One is to consult relevant experts.

"Deli Duoli...you can add something to my history." Gao Yiyu took the gold coin and spoke to the devil who was proficient in music and history, just like a child begging for pocket money, "Think about it, Master Bach has no electricity and can’t make music, and he can’t stand against pop music.”

"Indeed." The devil in the gold coin agreed.

Gao Yiyu immediately said again: "Then you agree? Sure enough, our prelude has provided you with a lot of magical power... Then, in this case, we have other needs. A master like Joannis can't match a real grand piano." Is it shabby?"

"No, any piano is poor for her, it depends on whether she dislikes it or not."

"Then in the early days of our business, Joannis was reluctant to play a Steinway grand piano... No matter how bad it is, Kawaii's or Yamaha's?"

"No, why don't you get a Blüthner? This brand is of Leipzig origin in Germany, deeply influenced by Ioannis, and barely worthy of Ioannis."

"it is good!"

Gao Yiyu was very happy, Deli Duoli was so easy to talk about today, she didn't look like her at all.

She was about to turn around and report the good news to Ioannis who looked anxious but couldn't understand anything.

Take a good shower and sleep and go to the recording studio tomorrow to find that the great demon has connected the electricity and added a real piano made in Germany, showing her generosity and love for Ioannis .

"Then what else do you want?" But Deli Dolly said this abruptly, "I can satisfy it together."

"...You're not feeling right today."

"Just mention it." Delidoori added a funny laugh, "Come on, you're welcome, let me get you an electric guitar too? What brand do you like? Gibson? Fender?"

"I like Tom Anderson's piano."

"Then I'll order one for you. Do you have any specific requirements?"

Listening to Deli Dolly's sweet voice, Gao Yiyu finally began to realize that something was wrong.Not to mention that among the billions of human beings, there are not many generous people, let alone demons, they cannot suddenly become kind-this is very similar to another thing, which is often described in literary works and movies. the kind described.

seduce humans.

"Do you want my soul..."

"I'm not interested. What do you want that for? I have a small request." Deridoli said lightly, "Don't worry, it's not a troublesome thing that will kill you. Besides, you are also a veteran of historical travel. Yes, you are very good at changing history."

"... Hehe, it's overrated, and it almost turned human civilization upside down."

The gold coin shook on the table, and made a laughing voice: "Then I have a new place, and I would like to invite an experienced veteran like you to go to solve a small problem, it will not be very troublesome, and it is very close Modern, it is a good place rich in music and art.”

"Oh? Let's hear it."

"Nineteenth century..."

Gao Yiyu was very excited, could it be Austria... Vienna?Or France?But Deli Dolly is an old music fan with a deep level, maybe even the United States, and small places where various ethnic music starts to be staged one after another...

"—Tsarist Russia."

"I'll take care of the electricity and the piano myself! Goodbye!"

Gao Yiyu fled in a hurry, picked up a change of clothes, went to the bathroom under the pretext of taking a shower, and even wanted to throw the gold coins out of the window.

Granted, that land produced an astonishingly large artistic output...but that was Tsarist Russia.

Even a student like her who didn't pay much attention to lectures had at least heard of the terror of the Czar.What about Ivan the Terrible, what about shooting civilians, what about the trackers on the Volga River, the revolution, the harsh winter... Horrible stories have always been heard since childhood.

After Gao Yiyu escaped, Joannis was very curious: "Russia? I have heard a lot about St. Petersburg."

"Great Ioannis, are you interested in going there?" Deridoli was very sincere and full of respect.

"There's music, there's modern civilization, right?"

"Yes, their bread is also excellent."

Joannis was moved, and quickly made a decision: "Then I will go, because I will always be ridiculed by her because of my ignorance of the times, and it will be of great significance to me to see how modern times have become like this." Help...I want to listen to their music too—but, this is not asking us to go sightseeing."

"No, no, it's sightseeing for you, and the trouble has nothing to do with you. I'll go and discuss it with her, hey."

Deli Duoli's gold coins were about to fly to the bathroom, and it was the most suitable time to talk to Gao Yiyu about the story of Tsarist Russia while Gao Yiyu was taking a shower.However—the flying gold coin was caught by Joannis.

Ioannis doesn't intend to stay out of it and be a tourist: "I'm in a band, and so is she—it's a problem we both have, and I'm going to help."

"As you wish, I hope you will not be tired and cold."

"So, what's going on that needs our help?"

"The sacred power that pop music stole from you has moved." Deridoli said, "Using your power, pop music has summoned two extremely special instruments from history, one of which It is a harp made by Apollo, the sun god."

"...Harp?" It was a musical instrument that Joannis was not very familiar with.

And Deli Dolly recalled: "The material of this harp is the body of the goddess of laurel, Daphne."

……

ps

(Okay, the sauce has burned to 38 degrees! Three changes tomorrow! Three changes the day after tomorrow! In short, make up for what is owed...)

053 Laurel and Harp

Before he knew it, Gao Yiyu was used to taking off his clothes and underwear, and then trembling into the bathroom.

But when passing the mirror, you still need to close your eyes or ignore it on purpose, otherwise the beautiful image reflected in it will tirelessly attract her to stop and watch again and again.It's not that I feel embarrassed to stare at my naked body, but I often get too fascinated and forget the time...

But today is different.

Rather than going to the historical Tsarist Russia to suffer and fight a bloody battle with an enemy who doesn't know anything, she would rather stare at herself here, killing time or catching a cold.

The last time I went to the Holy Roman Empire to pick up Annis, Deli Duoli got her there out of the blue. Although there were not too many troubles along the way, I was still afraid after thinking about it. If I was unlucky, I would die in the in the forest...

And this time, if it is Tsarist Russia, you don't even need to go to the forest, just stroll around the city, you may die.

Either he was killed on the street by that cold winter, or he was involved in some unknown bloody street violence.As the descendants of nomads and Slavic pirates, they have always expanded wildly, devoured their opponents ruthlessly, and caused countless civil strife and killings, spreading shadow and turmoil all over the world.

She still prefers to stay in modern times, quietly manage the recording studio with Joannis, and ponder music in a warm modern town, without paying attention to anything else.

Speaking of...

The studio is out of power and needs money, and Delidoori is a problem that needs to be sorted out...the two seem to work together.

Deli Duoli is parasitizing on a genuine [-]th century gold coin. This thing is in good condition and should be worth a lot of money... Selling it will allow Deli Duoli to harm other people. And you can raise the necessary electricity bills... Wouldn't it be great.

While thinking about this, Gao Yiyu poured hot water on his whole body, and at the same time began to rub bubbles on his body.

The last time Deli Duoli was thrown to the temple but failed, it may be because the temples in small places are not capable enough, or the Buddha in the East does not like killing.This time, if you take Deli Dolly to a place like a church, you should be able to settle it once and for all...

"—Is that why you don't want to go?"

"Grass? So impolite?!"

After recovering, Gao Yiyu discovered something. Joannis opened the door very impolitely, took the gold coins and went into the bathroom... It would be fine if she was the only one, and it could be interpreted as a cat following someone to the bathroom , and yet brought in Deridoli.

Gao Yiyu looked down, fortunately, he had just applied foam on his body, so he didn't look too revealing...

"What... are you here for?! I should have locked the door while I was taking a shower!" But Gao Yiyu thought about it, and looked at Deli Dolly who was getting closer, "You rewrote the history of door locks!"

"No, it's just that Ioannis knows how to use the key."

"Well, I learned."

Joannis was a little embarrassed, but she still didn't let go of watching her take a bath, but she didn't show it.

Instead, what appeared on her face was a pretended serious expression: "I broke into the door to have an urgent discussion with you, not to watch you take a bath."

"I'm not going to Russia!" Gao Yiyu stood in the corner, damn it, the water mist in the room also became less.

"But there's a great instrument out there, DeLidori said, that we can grab instead of pop."

"What musical instrument?"

"Looks like a harp...can you play it?"

"No, what about Joannis?"