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"The most annoying thing is my father and mother. I told them that even if I marry a dog, I will never marry that woman. But, do you know what they say?"

"What did you say?" Yugiri filled a glass of wine and brought it to Takaji Koji's mouth, and fed him to drink.

"My father said, if I don't marry, I will get out of here, withdraw the genealogy, and sever the relationship between father and son!" Takaji Koji was filled with grief and indignation, "and my mother, not only did not stand by me, but also came to scold me , let me not slander my wife's reputation."

"I, I..." Takaji Kouji was out of breath when he said this.

"Husband, slow down, don't get angry." Xi Wu patted his chest and offered him a glass of wine, "Come on, have a glass of wine and take a while."

Takaji Koji was already delirious at this time, and started talking nonsense.

Yugiri continued to listen to him reeking of alcohol, pouring out the anger and aggrievedness in his heart vaguely, and echoing a few words from time to time, all from Takaji Koji's point of view, cursing Hazenko, his father, him mother.

During the whole process, those beautiful eyes never left him, and the pouring of wine never stopped.

Soon behind Xiwu, there was already a pool of empty jugs.

Takaji Koji was very satisfied with this meal tonight.

Although Yugiri's waiters were not as skilled as the prostitutes in Huajie.

However, how can those vulgar fans compare with the beautiful and beautiful Xi Wu.

Takaji Koji drunkenly stroked the neat hair behind Yugiri, enjoying the little fairy who had lost her spotless temperament, jealous for him, shy for him, obedient for him...

Although it is young and not as enchanting and charming as a prostitute, it makes people want to stop, more enjoyable, and unable to extricate themselves.

Such a stunning little beauty has deep roots in her love for her, and she has her heart on her body. No matter what I want to do to her, she will only half push and half do it.

And at this time, it is really the most deadly.

Yugiri guessed that it was almost done, stretched out two green fingers, and made a yes sign in front of Takaji Koji.

"Husband, how much is this?"

Takaji Koji's eyes were erratic, staring at the stars, staring at Yugiri's fingers, looking and looking, his head dangling: "This is, this is..."

His voice was muffled, and Xiwu couldn't hear what he was saying.

But Xiwu did not let down his vigilance, and patted Ying Sixing lightly on both faces: "Husband, husband, wake up..."

Takaji Kouji still didn't respond.

Xiwu stretched out two more green fingers, and slowly approached his eyeballs...

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Takaji Kouji's eyes were dazed, even though Yugiri's fingers were about to touch his eyes, he didn't close them or look away.

After that, she used other methods to test several times before she was sure that Takaji Koji was really drunk.

At this time, she started her real purpose.

Standing up, her eyes were clear and her face was serious, as if she was just a hallucination just now.

She opened the shoji door to reveal a gap, and after confirming that there was no one outside, she returned to Takaji Koji's side.

"Husband?" she asked.

"Well, Yugiri, why did you become two, you are your younger sister..." Takaji Koji lost his mind.

Xi Wu wrapped around his neck: "Hey, husband, what is the method of breathing?"

"Breathing method... a special way of exhaling and exhaling through breathing... um..." Takaji Koji said vaguely with misty eyes.

"Then... can my husband teach Xi'er?" She nervously stated her real purpose.

Suddenly,

Takaji Xingji's body froze, and suddenly he lowered his head to stare at Yugiri, his face was flushed, his eyes were hazy, like a deep pool of invisible spring water, which was hard to see through.

Yugiri was so frightened that her heart stopped suddenly, just when she thought Takaji Koji was going to say: "I have a showdown, I'm not drunk".

Takaji Koji returned to his previous confused and drunken appearance: "Xi'er, this is not allowed, it is not allowed. Breathing method is, is the family's fundamental, most, most core secret.

It must not be leaked, it can only be passed on by word of mouth, even the mother does not know, only the heirs of the direct line... are qualified to know.

Why is Xi'er practicing that thing, that thing is so boring, there is no boudoir joy, haha, interesting, from now on your husband will protect you, you just need to serve him well every day.

After your legs are healed, your husband will almost be able to break through to the realm of aura, and then I will break your body!I want you to give me a whole house full of children, hahaha~"

Xiwu stood up from his arms with a cold expression, looked at the drunk on the ground, and muttered to himself: "It really isn't that simple, but I didn't expect it to be so easy."

She started the real plan. She stretched out her delicate palm and put her five fingers together to cover Takaji Kouji's sight.

Then in his ear, lips and teeth parted lightly, with a light fluttering tone, exhaling like orchid and said: "Husband, you have fallen asleep, slept, fell asleep, and entered a dream..."

Takaji Koji shook his head, but did not fall asleep.

She doesn't know how to hypnotize, so naturally she can't make people fall asleep just by sound.

However, she made Takaji Koji remember the cognition of "falling asleep by herself".

Takaji Kouji was in a daze, his eyes were dark, and he didn't know if he was asleep or not...

But the next moment,

He began to believe that he was asleep!

"Here, where is it?" Takashi Xing Er's head was dizzy, and he looked at the blue sky, white clouds, and the horse-sized crane full of doubts?

He shook his head to clear himself up.

Didn't he remember that he was drinking at Xiwu's place?

And it was still night, why suddenly it became day.

Not only is it daytime, but this is... a lake?

Takaji Koji found himself standing on a transparent lake, which was like a huge mirror. He looked down and could see the blue sky, the sun, white clouds, and cranes reflected on it...

The sky is shrouded in clouds and mist, and there are many mountains floating on them. On the mountains, there are many resplendent fairy palaces.

"Have I come to Asgard? No, I'm dreaming!" Takaji Koji was shocked by the magnificent scenery.

This is definitely not a mortal landscape.

Although his head was heavy and dizzy, he could tell that this place was not reality.

"My head is so dizzy, I must have fallen asleep after drinking too much at night, and I was still drunk in my dream." He rubbed his temples and muttered to himself.

at this time.

A crane fell from the sky and landed in front of him. Immediately, a person jumped off the crane's back and stopped in front of him.

Takaji Koji looked at that person, it turned out to be... the second uncle? !

After he saw the second uncle clearly, he became dumbfounded, because the image of the second uncle was completely different from what he remembered, no, it was not different, it simply ruined the three views.

The second uncle was wearing the revealing female attire worn by traveling girls when welcoming guests, with rouge on his face, white pearl powder on his neck, red lipstick on his lips, and even the outlines of his eyebrows.

"Second Uncle, you..." Ying Sixing opened his mouth wide, looking at the heavily made-up Second Uncle in women's clothing.

Unexpectedly, the second uncle in women's clothing glared at him, pinched his thumb and middle finger together, pinched an orchid finger, and reprimanded sharply:

"Xing Er, what's the matter with your outfit? How can a masculine man dress up as a woman? The second uncle has taught you for so many days, just to make you show off in women's clothes?"

Takaji Kouji opened his mouth even wider.

He looked at the gorgeous women's clothing on the second uncle, and then looked down at the decent men's clothing on himself, feeling that his brain was not enough.

Moreover, he was horrified to find that the second uncle not only wore women's clothing, but even his voice had become a woman's.

"The second uncle is asking you something, but you are in a daze!" The second uncle dressed in women's clothes became more and more gloomy, and Lan Hua waved his finger.

flutter!

"what--!"

Takaji Koji screamed and covered his head.

He was terrified in his heart: "What happened just now?"Erbo is obviously so far away from him, why does he feel like he was hit on the head when he waved his hand, could it be...'

He suddenly thought of a possibility, his whole body trembled, and his heart was terrified: "Could it be that the second uncle has broken through the inner qi realm and reached the legendary return to one realm, the whole body's inner qi has been unified into one, and he has unleashed an invisible sword qi!" ! ! '

"Second uncle, don't you..."

"Shut up, don't call me Second Uncle, I don't have such an embarrassing nephew like you!" The Second Uncle dressed in women's clothing interrupted, while talking and fiddled with his long hair.

Takaji Koji felt chills in his heart when he saw it, this dream was too terrifying, people like Er Bo could turn into women.

He wanted to say, second uncle, you are the one who is obsessed with women's clothes.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, his clothes were undoubtedly normal men's clothes, but combined with the second uncle's words, he understood that in this dream, men and women dressed upside down!

"What kind of look is that in your eyes? Second uncle taught you, but you are still not convinced? Today, I will educate you on behalf of elder brother!"

One hand was squeezed into a blue finger shape, and swish swished towards Takaji Koji.

Bang bang bang...! ! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Second uncle, stop beating, nephew knows his mistake, knows his mistake!" He hugged his head and wailed, and even knelt down directly, curling up his body, hoping to defend against his second uncle's attack.

The result is useless.

The second uncle's attack was unstoppable and disorderly, one was the head, the other was the arm, the other was the knee, the thigh, the arm...

"This is the invisible sword energy of a strong man in the Guiyi realm, it's so terrifying!" He begged for mercy while feeling terrified.

He was completely desperate, and asked the sky: "Why is the second uncle still so strong in the dream? Could it be that I will inevitably be tortured by the second uncle in the dream?"

I...why would I have such a horrible nightmare!

It must be thinking day by day and dreaming at night, because the second uncle has abused himself too hard these days.

Takaji Koji believed it was a nightmare.

He just wanted to wake up quickly: "When will this damned nightmare end!"

in reality.

Yugiri held a pink fist, and greeted Takaji Kouji's body one by one. The physique at 4 o'clock exploded with all strength, and every punch made a bang, but it was mainly for the places where there was a lot of flesh and no obvious bruises. .

Takaji Kouji hugged his head and curled up on the ground, crying loudly, "Second Uncle, I was wrong", while turning a deaf ear to the fist that hit him.

His eyes couldn't see Yugiri who was beating him violently close at hand, but stared straight at the empty air in front of him, as if there was a person there.

If there were outsiders present and saw this scene, they would definitely feel extremely weird, thinking that Takaji Koji was either crazy or cursed.

Yugiri knew that to make Takaji Kouji believe that he was dreaming, or the dream was so real that it was like being in the real world.

But now the illusion pupil is only LV1, it can only distort vision, but cannot distort sound, touch, smell, taste, it is destined not to be real.

That being the case, it would be absurd for Xi Wu to simply do the opposite and not be true!

Bringing the absurdity to the extreme, let Takaji Koji believe that this is a dream at a glance.

It's not Xiwu's spoof to pretend to be the second uncle, but she can't imitate a man's voice.

Her voice is too soft, too gentle, even if she speaks with her throat squeezed, it can be recognized as a woman at a glance.

Since her voice cannot be changed, it can only change the characters in the illusion.

Moreover, Takashio in women's clothing can also increase the sense of absurdity, making Takaji Koji more and more firmly believe that he is dreaming.

Only in his dream would he put down his guard and say the breathing method.

Coupled with the fact that Takaji Koji was drunk, it was even more foolproof.

Seeing that the fight was almost done, Yugiri began to ask about breathing techniques.

In the illusion.

The second uncle in women's clothing stopped waving his sword energy, twisted an orchid finger, and said lightly: "Do you know what's wrong?"

"I got it wrong, my nephew got it, I don't dare to wear men's or women's clothes anymore!" Takaji Koji hoarsely begged for mercy.

"Well, how is your breathing technique?" the second uncle in women's clothing continued.

Hearing this, he ignited self-confidence: "Second Uncle, my nephew is already at the peak of the second limit of the Physical Realm, and will definitely break through to the second limit in a few days."

"Trash!" The second uncle in women's clothing pinched his buttocks, his face sank, and he swiped his fingers, shooting out a sword aura.

"Ah!" He felt a pain in his stomach, and looked at the second uncle in women's clothing pitifully, "Nephew, nephew is useless."

"Forget it, let me test your basics. Come on, recite the breathing method in front of the second uncle, and the second uncle will see if you remember correctly." The second uncle in women's clothing said softly.