Landlord with umbrella but no knife

"Myself...myself..."

"Ye Shuang, it's alright, let's go home first, really, go back and think about it calmly, you take my money first, if the conditions I said are not satisfied, then return the phone and the money tomorrow Me, I'll pay you an iPhone 8, a new one, from now on I won't ask about your affairs, how about it?"

"You clearly know that I can't refuse..." Ye Shuang bit her lip and thought for a long time, but her little head still couldn't turn the corner.

Take the money, basically I don't have any right to speak here, and the cold look she pretended before is self-defeating, but she must be annoyed, after all, she does want to draw a line with me to some extent.

Some people may ask, if she really wants to distance herself from you, why should she rent your house? ?

Still the same sentence, she wants to enjoy the beauty of this city, and wants to harvest a package of consumerist bubbles, but she also wants to maintain an independent individual, and she wants to sing about freedom. of.

"The reason why you can't refuse is because of that poisonous dog, that scum who lied to you, not me. What you think is, in this situation, will anyone help you like this besides me?"

"Hehe, if I go all out...you really think I'll just..."

"It's all the same, sell it? Right? What's the big deal? It's just being adopted. Sell it. You can pack it for 3000 a night. No, if you want it, 2 a night is fine..."

"Can you stop using such explicit, filthy, base words?? You are very happy to insult me, aren't you?" Ye Shuang's gnashing of teeth is more unwilling.

"Of course, if you feel uncomfortable taking my money, it's okay, I don't want to have anything to do with you that much, just treat it as if I saw a poor puppy on the side of the road, and send it away. It's gone." I shrugged, not being too gentle with Ye Shuang.

"Do you want me to take you home? Or do you want to keep guarding at the bar and try your luck to see if there is any boss..."

"I'll go and pay them back the money. When I owe you, I just asked you to borrow 5 yuan without interest. [-] yuan is not much, and I will earn it back and pay you back! Who do you look down on?" Ye Shuang finally Still broke out with an attitude that made me a little bit satisfied.

"Well... go, I'll wait for you at the intersection, come out and go home together."

She snorted and muttered, as if to say why she should go home with me, but she still didn't say it.

I stood outside and waited for her for 10 minutes, watching the message Wang Luo sent me, "Damn Lao Jiang, you really have it, haha, did you give Ye Shuang money?"

"Ah."

"Tsk tsk, as expected of you, you won it so quickly? By the way, forget about my [-], and you don't have to pay it back. You're all out, brother, I support a wave?"

"2 yuan is still fussing, it's a shame, I owe you 2?" I started to pretend, of course I have to pretend to the end, I won't just owe this kind of [-] yuan favor.

It's just... I turned my head and thought about renting out more and better houses. Although I'm not bad at money, and [-] or [-] is not a big deal, I always feel anxious to get the money back.

When Ye Shuang came out, her expression was obviously relaxed.

"Have you figured it out?"

"Well... I paid it back, 5 yuan, I haven't got the heat in my hand, so I lost a cent, oh yes... there are 3000 left, I gave 3000 before, then, here you are, it's me Pay back your first payment."

"Okay, the kindness I gave you, you are not done yet."

"You think too much, bastard, I will pay it back cleanly, don't try to take advantage of me, and, you promised me... being a nanny... 5000 a month, just being a nanny... I promise, there can be no other Physical contact, is it okay?" Ye Shuang asked a little cautiously.

"Have you learned to be smart?"

"I don't want to be your lover, the kind of cheap... lover who sold himself for 5 yuan, or the [-] that didn't even come into my hands! It's impossible for you to succeed, it's just...you If you want to forgive me for a while, only you can forgive me..." Ye Shuang finally came to his senses.

I'm very happy. Doesn't this woman look like a cheap vase with only beauty?

"You still know I'm sorry?"

"I'm not sorry, it's just fifty thousand...I..."

"Okay, I promise you."

"Really?"

"Do you think it's necessary for me to lie to you?"

"That's about the same. I don't want to go out and sell. The reason I can agree to you, the only reason, is that I don't want to fall. Since you want me to start again... you want me to go downright, you shouldn't sugarcoat me. dizzy..."

"Huh? Now I can see clearly."

"Nonsense, I was just dizzy with the money and your broken phone in my hand. Now that the 5 yuan has been distributed, I feel refreshed and not heavy at all. When you are with me.

I don't want to be played by a man I don't like, and I have to watch him lift his pants and walk away. When I earn enough 5 yuan and rent elsewhere, I will move out immediately. How could I hear you? Take the initiative to tell me to fuck off? "After Ye Shuang finished speaking, she looked at ease and let out a long sigh of relief.

Chapter 9 Come on, your tricks are not good at all! (2/)

"Where's your car?" Ye Shuang looked around.

"I came here by taxi..."

"Take a taxi?? Then you let me go home with you?"

"Nonsense, isn't it more cost-effective to call a car for two people?"

"Are you a guy who counts on details like this?"

"It's not about budgeting, it's just that parking is troublesome. Next time you need me to drive out, I can drive, but I will definitely take advantage of it."

"Hehe, come on, don't compare me with that kind of woman who casually takes your short hands. I won't be tempted by your subtle favors." Of course Ye Shuang can now hold her neck high and continue to be arrogant.

I chuckled.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I think you're quite funny, you said these brazen words..."

"It's you who are willing to help me pay back the money...you voluntarily, and it's not that I won't pay you back..." Her voice was very soft, without any confidence.

"I didn't say I was forced by you, did I? I did it voluntarily, there is no problem at all."

"I'm like this...would I be a bitch..." She pursed her lips, thought for a while, and asked in a low voice.

"Subjectively speaking, that's true, but objectively speaking, this is the only way you can protect yourself, what else? Are you really compromising and being taken care of by me? If you want to be an independent person, you have to be good at dancing."

"Okay, stop. Listening to what you said always makes me uncomfortable. I don't want to be a kind of green tea. I don't want to be a green tea. Okay..."

"Then do you think it's a kindness to me or a resentment to you?"

"..." She froze for a while. "I know it is, but you are always so frivolous, cynical and foolish looking at me, none of the ten sentences is true, pretending as if you know everything, and I don't even know that you are going to save me What to say, can't you... be more sincere? Stop pretending!"

"Be more sincere? Can you fight with you without spending money if you are more sincere?"

"You...forget it, dogs can't spit out ivory, get out, get out, I really don't want to go back with people like you." She stared at me rather angrily.

"No, you're actually quite cute. I saved you because I thought you were worthy of saving." I leaned closer, and said something softly and gently, pretending to be serious like a devil whispering.

She quickly took it seriously, her cheeks flushed.

Maybe this is the so-called ridiculous romance. A bad person like me tells a hundred lies, and occasionally tells the truth, and she thinks it's really good. The cynical sincerity is obviously ridiculous, but after being understood by literary exaggeration , she will feel that this emotion is because she came into being...

"Hmm...you..." Her eyes were not at all comfortable, shy and timid with nowhere to rest her emotions, she was especially easily tempted by a good word from a bad guy, this stupid woman.

"By the way, Ye Shuang, you are too tall. You are 169, and you wear 8cm high heels. Standing with you is quite stressful..."

"Ha, who told you that you are not 1 meters... wait, don't change the topic."

"Tomorrow, I'll have my tattoo washed off, and I'll completely cut off contact with him. When he comes to you, just call me, you hear me?"

"Why are you ordering me?"

"Have you ever seen a nanny who has tattoos and is entangled with a poisonous dog?" I casually poked her tattoo with my fingers.

"It's impossible for me to continue with him, but tattoos are my freedom...I just..."

"Your collarbone is so beautiful. When you look down, you don't sell vulgar roses. You can still call this art? Can you make some Yangjian shapes? Seeing this broken tattoo, I hug you Desires are gone, disgusting to death."

"I didn't let you hug me either... Is it that ugly?"

"Yes, I really can't bear it." Actually, it's okay, it's not to that outrageous level, and it's not that I want to wash away the imprint of her past, it's just for fun.

"Then...you pay for the tattoo removal, and you will reimburse the round-trip fare, so I'll go get it done!" Ye Shuang snorted.

"Oh? Actually, I think if you like tattoos so much, you might as well get my name tattooed on your arm. It would be great. You can tell at a glance that you are my nanny..."

"Can you die, just say a few words and start like this... It's really annoying to be sloppy and open-mouthed, you know? It's hard to have a good impression of you, and it's all lost."

"Isn't that good, aren't you afraid that if you have a good impression of me, you will be fooled by me?"

"Tch, your tricks are not clever at all." Ye Shuang gave me a white look.

We got a taxi very quickly. She thought I was going to sit in the back seat, so she pretended to be reserved and gave me a seat. Unfortunately, I didn't, so I deliberately whetted her appetite and sat in the co-pilot.

I chatted with the driver along the way, she was a little embarrassed looking in the rearview mirror, she turned her face to look out the window, and thought it was a little funny.

Get home soon.

She got out of the car and walked quickly.

"Why? Walking so fast in high heels? Aren't you afraid of twisting it?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Hey, Ye Shuang, are you hungry, do you want to have some supper?"

"I... It's okay, hum, I wasn't hungry at all, but after you said that, I'm hungry... But I don't have money, so I'll go if you treat me."

"Hehe, you used me as a meal ticket? Interesting?"

"I don't have any money anymore, and I'll give you the last 3000 yuan, so I'm penniless now..."

"That's all, all right, don't worry, let me advance your salary for one month first, to celebrate your finding a job, you come to treat me..."

"Is it interesting for you to do so extravagantly?" Ye Shuang shook her hands angrily.

"Maybe a little? Who knows, wait until I get some money."

"Can't you transfer the money directly?"

"I smashed your phone, how do you turn it on, are you stupid?"

"Why are you still blaming me for being stupid? Didn't you smash my phone? It's a good illness..."

"I didn't hit you, and you still don't know the poison dog, smelly sister."

"Who is your stinky sister? Can I solve it myself? Do you think I'm so vulnerable?"

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, I know you won't be able to eat dinner, half an hour ago you were reminded to be nervous, let's go and have a good meal."

"Just eat a bowl of noodles nearby. Anyway, it's my treat... let's eat the cheapest Shaxian." Ye Shuang looked at me with a light smile.

"You are really not human, Ye Shuang."

"Are you kidding me? Hey, you are only allowed to fool around? Don't let me play a joke?" Before Ye Shuang finished speaking, she suddenly took my hand, and said in a low voice and hurriedly, "Quick... go away!"

Before I could react, Ye Shuang dragged me into a nearby alley.

"Why? I'm so lonely at night and want to touch me?"

"Go, fuck you!" Ye Shuang shook off my hand angrily, "Liu Yue and her boyfriend!"

"What's so strange about that?? It's worth you dragging me into an alley to hide? A guilty conscience?" I smiled.

"Hehe, if you see it, it will be gossip again...I am with you at this time...No one will believe you if you say there is no ghost."

"There is indeed a ghost? Who allowed you to let go of my hand just now?" I didn't raise my head to look at Liu Yue immediately, but naturally took Ye Shuang's hand again, hooked Caught her fingers.

"You... can you stop messing around..." She struggled lightly for a moment, but there was no fierce resistance... I just let me blend it over and over again, as if I was mixing wine.

"I know that when a certain stupid woman took a taxi just now, she wanted to pull me to sit in the back seat..." I almost bit her ear, breathing out her little thoughts.

Chapter 10 Black Fairy Tale (1/

Ye Shuang is too close, her lovely lips, I can kiss her as long as I want.

This is not the alley in the past, it's not like you can't see your fingers. The street lamps illuminate her ambiguous and blurred face, and the eyes of this woman who is rafting under the moonlight.

"You...you agreed...you agreed not to have physical contact, I didn't agree to you..." Ye Shuang's voice was faint like a faint singing voice from a tall building in the distance.

"I'm just measuring the distance from your palm to mine."

"...Hey, have you played with a lot of women? Just open your mouth to say these skilled and disgusting love words?"

"To be honest, I never had a girlfriend in college, never dated anyone, never played chat software, never dated online, and never kept anyone. Rather, it's because I have no experience that I can only talk With all these hot words, if real scumbags, we should be kissing by now, right?"

"You think too much, how could I let you, let you kiss..." Ye Shuang blinked, and there was a lot of expectation in her eyes.

Of course, I'm a good person, just kidding, I just want to whet her appetite at this time, so stay away.

I don't want to take the initiative to give in to her reserve.

This will give her the illusion that I particularly like her.

"That's right, I'm really too embarrassed to kiss you. After all, so many things happened at night, it's not appropriate for me to use this excuse to kiss you again?" I said with a smirk.

"You..." There was incredible emotion in Ye Shuang's eyes, she opened her mouth, wanting to say something.