Landlord with umbrella but no knife

"How much did that poisonous dog borrow?"

"Counting mine, his brothers in the band, and other singers here, it's about 6."

"Not much."

"For you and me, of course not much, and there are small loans. Ye Shuang doesn't have much savings. They spare no effort when they squander. I guess she has already been borrowed. She has given out 3000 yuan now. It is estimated that she has the last bit of savings. This woman is just now. Do you think I should give her a fatal blow and fire her directly?"

"It's too much brother, let her come up to sing, I will reward her with 1000 yuan, and give her some hope."

"Hey, you B said you have no idea."

"Watching the play, the curtain has already drawn. Of course I want to watch her struggle a little bit. Why are you directly crushing her?"

"Tsk tsk, but I guess those band members will seize this opportunity and sleep with Ye Shuang. Some of them have been greedy for her for a long time, and everyone is eager to make trouble."

"Is it that disgusting? They're all in the same band, aren't they friends?"

"The more familiar you are, the more you know your weakness, and you don't spare any effort when stabbing a knife, Lao Jiang, these Bs are all about ridiculous freedom and rebellion. They just want to put a high-sounding label on their desires, disgusting themselves and others. "

"Do you understand very well?"

"A little understanding, okay, this woman is tough, she is really nice, her boyfriend wants to help pay back the money, she is quite responsible, okay, after the girl on the stage goes down, you order a song, I call Ye Shuang goes out."

I easily waited until Ye Shuang came to the stage again, the ordinary girl holding the guitar and singing very well, sat in the shadow on the side a little dazedly.

I ordered "Lovesickness" by Mao Amin. I like these sad old songs.

Ye Shuang was stunned on the stage, and after a few minutes, "I don't know which gentleman ordered Acacia... I don't know how to sing, sorry, can I change it?"

The ordinary girl next to her almost jumped up, and happily said with a microphone that came from nowhere, "" I will, I will! ! "Such cheers, regardless of the occasion, there is no respect for Ye Shuang in the eyes.

Of course, in the eyes of a woman who can sing, Ye Shuang is just a show, she can only sing folk songs, and pretends to be the most powerful meow.

"Then... if the gentleman who ordered the song allows, you will sing?"

"Well, you sing, the song I ordered." I stood up without hesitation, and smiled at the ordinary-looking girl.

Ye Shuang was stunned when she saw me, her eyes turned cold, who are you scaring?

The ordinary-looking girl quickly took away Ye Shuang's microphone, looked at me, and sang about lovesickness affectionately, "The most willing to forget the ancient poems, the most dismissive is lovesickness, guarding love is afraid of being laughed at, and afraid of being watched Qing~"

Her voice and singing completely surpassed this woman's appearance, I looked at it seriously, and looked at Ye Shuang who sat aside and didn't feel embarrassed, but his eyes were full of anger.

When this ordinary girl finished singing, I gave her 1000 with the cash I ran to get out.

She thanked me with bright eyes, "Thank you, this guest... We can usually order one song for 100 yuan here... You can still order nine songs..."

"It doesn't matter, you sing very well, and I will support you for the rest."

"Then I'll order another one. The Sky of History is also Mao Amin's. If you know how, I'll give you another 1000."

"Yes...I will..." She should have not received such a tip for a long time.

Ye Shuang continued to sit on the bench...

Wang Luo sent a message, "Lao Jiang, you really belong to me. You are the best at adding fuel to the flames."

"Ye Shuang doesn't know how to sing, what can I do, I don't even know how to sing the classic songs I like to hear... She deserves to be unable to get the 1000, what do you think?"

As a result, the bar has become a very retro and classic special. There are really brothers who follow the trend and order old songs, such as the sound of the waves, and the evening bell in Nanping. Wang Luo even came over and ordered a rose rose I love you The same is 1000 yuan.

The ordinary girl sang with tears in her eyes, saying that she had never received so many rewards in one night, and she sang hard, not daring to slack off in the slightest.

Ye Shuang finally couldn't bear it anymore, and left the venue angrily, missing 1 yuan...Can you not be angry?

Chapter 6 Don't even think about it, Ye Shuang no longer belongs to you. (1/)

I didn't stay for a long time either, when that ordinary girl continued to come up and wanted to keep me affectionately and sing a few more songs to her, I got up and left.

After all, her ordinary body wrapped in ordinary jeans is like wine that is not strong enough to drink water, it is undrinkable and boring.

"Come back next time when you have time." I waved my hand, still maintaining a polite posture.

That's how I am, I still have to have a bit of tolerance, as long as others don't give me face or embarrass me first, I usually give me enough face.

Of course she has no excuse to keep me, the singing is very good, but it is not bad at all. I have heard many serious and high-level singing people, but in the end, they all faded away with their voice-changing skills. Ye Shuang's level is just not enough, far from hers, but my main goal is still Ye Shuang.

It’s nothing to be sad about. If the main character in Gone with the Wind wasn’t Scarlett or that black mother, I don’t think anyone would watch it. If the main character in Roman Holiday wasn’t Audrey Hepburn, it was…

In my eyes, appearance is a very dynamic quality. She can bear all kinds of willfulness and embarrassment. I can still remember Vivien Leigh's appearance 80 years later, of course because of her fairy-like appearance. Charm, perfectly highlights America at that time.

Long story short, let's get down to business, I was standing at the corner of the bar, there was noise everywhere, I saw Ye Shuang, she was standing at the intersection waiting for someone, was she waiting for me?

"Hmm...Ye Shuang? Where are you waiting for? Why, don't you go back to sing?"

"You deliberately came to disgust me?" Ye Shuang opened her eyes wide and stared at me. I didn't see her makeup clearly under the dazzling lights of the bar just now. I only saw her thick makeup when I stood under the streetlight. There was velvety anger in the indelible red lips.

She was wearing the fishnet stockings I hated the most, and a thin top with half off the shoulders. She flaunted her so-called individuality, and the rose tattoo was dark and hideous.

It's not dusty, it's not free and easy, it's not grandstanding, and it's hard to say that it's not stained by mud.

A frivolous and stubborn woman?

"No, how could I deliberately disgust you?"

"You know Boss Wang, right?"

"I... don't know..."

"Still lying, still lying!" She tugged at my sleeve angrily, "Wang Luo told me personally that someone outside wanted to order songs, and as soon as I went out, I became crazy and asked songs that I couldn't sing. The inconspicuous He Lili sang, knowing that my boyfriend lost the bet, knowing that I owed him money and had to pay him back, did you do this on purpose? Do you want me to see that you are rich? Are you good at pretending? Fengqingyundan looks cynical, knowing that you have a house and a car, and knowing that you can give a reward of [-] to [-]..."

"Attention, Ye Shuang, you should really blame it, not your boyfriend? Are you angry with me? What's the point? It's not that you love a non-human, like a poisonous dog, and you owe money after playing with it, hehe , ran away? Could it be me?

I really want to order songs, but the problem is, I just like to listen to old songs. How can you not know about popular songs like Mao Amin?

She sings better than you, why don't I give her money, I'm here to listen to the song, to sit in the tavern... You are not good at your skills, you are kept in the dark, I don't know, what can you blame me for? qualifications..." I retorted word for word, half-yin and half-hearted.

"Yes, you are ruthless and powerful enough, yes, you are right, I am desperate, okay, I am an idiot, I have made such a boyfriend, and I will help this kind of person pay back the money..." She really couldn't find it At the point of attacking me, I quickly turned to self-destruction.

Crap, no one understands her bouts...at least in the bar, where there's no love among her bandmates.

"I don't want to hear you complain, but I just feel that your so-called rich spiritual world has nothing but the freedom of indulgence."

"I have nothing? Indeed, I am indeed..." Ye Shuang couldn't keep her mouth shut. She was hit too hard. After being bombarded in her heart, she still insisted that this was her home in the ruins. They were overthrown by others, persisting, is it meaningless?

However, what should be paid for should be solved, and I still need to spend money to solve it. I want to...

Just when I was about to continue to taunt, Ye Shuang's cell phone rang.

Both she and I saw an unfamiliar number.

"Hello..." Ye Shuang picked up the phone and walked towards a secluded corner, of course I followed.

"You, what the hell, Chen X, you are simply not human! You still call me?? Run away when you owe money??? Come back quickly to apologize and pay back the money!" Ye Shuang was furious.

"Ye Shuang, I, I can't help it. You know, we can't do anything with this salary. I'm 28 years old. I don't have anything. The money I've saved over the years is just Thirty to forty thousand, I can't even afford the banquet for the wedding, and I still sleep with them in a dormitory that costs 500 yuan a month, I want to stand up, Ye Shuang."

"Then you're going to gamble? Are you crazy?" Ye Shuang unexpectedly stopped questioning her...Although she was angry, there was weakness and hesitation in this anger.

"I can't help it, so what else can I do? Sing? To be a resident singer who will never be popular, if Boss Wang didn't take care of your face, he would never, never take in ordinary people like us. A nondescript band."

"No distinction? You say we have no distinction??"

"Singing is not going to work, Ye Shuang, I have been wandering since I was 18 years old, I really don't want to, I don't want to be like this, I will be a servant with you and continue to wander, I have played with many women before, but only I dare not touch you, really, I want to marry you, you are a serious college student, I don't want to lose you.

I used to send courier and resident singing, so I had some capital. I just wanted to eat and eat. I didn’t want to bet big. I couldn’t stop after tasting the sweetness. One upset made me win 10 Wan, you know, 10, I won 2 with 10 yuan, how can I stop, I long for one time to make a fortune, let me win again, we can... we can Not so dependent, but it's over, it's over.

Ye Shuang, hurry up and change your number, this phone number, only the two of us know, run away, come to me, we go to a new city, we start a new life... I promise I won't bet again, we start all over again Let's start, we..."

The man on the other end of the phone was crying and fussing, talking about a stubborn, so-called artistic, neurotic woman like Ye Shuang, who was stunned for a while, but she didn't interrupt?

This classic lying, classic onset, classic disgusting affection.

If it were me, I would coax this brother into giving out the address first, and then lead a group of people to kill him, why should I pay back the money.

But Ye Shuang's reaction was like a poor young girl who was in love at the beginning of her love affair, and she was hesitant when told by this 28-year-old bastard.

That's why I'm following up.

"Don't think about it, I will help her pay back the money, but unfortunately, Ye Shuang no longer belongs to you." I snatched the phone from Ye Shuang without hesitation.

Chapter 7 classics take advantage of the gap (2/)

"Who are you?? Ye Shuang? Hello??" The other side yelled loudly, and I hung up the phone without hesitation, this is called leaving blank.

"Jiang Yue, are you crazy?? Want you to take my phone? Want you to hang up? You??" Ye Shuang's voice was like a sharp metal pick across the blackboard, almost piercing through my eardrum.

"Damn you, talk nicely to the poisonous dog, and just stand there motionless? For a long time, he can't hold back a word, doesn't even ask the most basic questions, and yells at me? You Why don’t you get angry so hard when singing? Don’t need to be so full of emotions? I’m still smoking, I vomited, and I don’t even have the ability to eat. That’s right, a stupid woman like you, science and engineering are in a mess. Can learn an art, but also learned a fur.

Falling in love with a bum who ran out of his life at the age of 18, classic rebellion? "

"What's your business? What qualifications do you have to accuse him?" Good guy, when Ye Shuang scolded me, she was very energetic.

"Just because I'm a normal person, I have the right to scold poisonous dogs, scold this kind of irresponsible sex, scum."

"Aren't you happy? Are you not a scum?? What kind of co-renting, you obviously want to wait for the opportunity! You came here tonight to mess with my mentality. You just want to take advantage of the situation!" She Gritting his teeth, he skillfully passed on the contradiction.

This is classic, even if my boyfriend is 99% scum, don't you, Jiang Yue, not 1% scum?

"I will ask you to borrow money to run away, owe a pile of debts and tell you, we have to start over in another city? Are you really going to find him? Change the mobile phone number? Indeed, change the mobile phone, [-] is right for Wang For the boss, it’s just a small amount of money.”

"Fuck me, I gave them the last 3000 yuan in my pocket, and now I only have 20 change left...I can't afford the ticket."

"This is not a problem at all. You can ask Liu Yue or Lin Yi to borrow 1000 yuan... If you really want to leave, it's easy. If you ask me to borrow money, I will lend it to you. Will you pay it back?" Like him? Like this kind of person?"

"What I hate the most is a condescending dog like you who thinks he understands everything."

"I don't understand, what do I understand? I understand that you fell in love with a poisonous dog, and now you have to run away? Just rented my house and started a new life? I am just a landlord, giving you a little life advice."

"You have never been out of society at all, you are just a little kid, but you are just pretending because you have a little money at home."

"My family has five houses, and I didn't gamble. He didn't have much money, and he gambled vigorously. He said he wanted to change his life, he said he wanted to marry you, haha, isn't it too funny? Knowing that he is not good enough , still sluggish and not enterprising, if he can insist on delivering food and express delivery, he will be able to save money already, and there is still no money left for a house with a monthly rent of 500 yuan. He is fine? He has saved 18 yuan since he was 3 years old. ?

Don't tell me that the deformed attic like a stinking ditch in front of you is society. "I watched with great interest as Ye Shuang's face turned blue and her fists stiffened. I was really worried that this woman's high-heeled shoes would hit my face in the next second.

"Have you ridiculed enough?" Ye Shuang was about to say something when her cell phone rang again.

"Didn't he want you to change your number? Okay, then I'll help him... Ye Shuang, I think your iPhone 8 should be replaced with a new one." I picked up Ye Shuang's mobile phone and went to Hit the ground.

Ye Shuang didn't even realize it. She was like duckweed. This kind of man also wants to take the lead from me?

With the speed of my single hand, the iPhone 8 directly fell into a critical strike, and died on the spot with the screen, and I threw it into the trash can behind the street without any hassle.

"Jiang Yue, you..." She was about to explode when I shoved my mobile phone into her hand.

"It's also from Apple. It's the latest model. I personally like red. If you're not used to it, I still have black ones. Log in to your own account, and the backup can be fully restored. You should know, right? Don't tell me your address book will If you lose it, you won’t lose it, change the number, and you don’t have any friends, so I’ll help you pay back the money, and this is called starting over.” She couldn’t even get angry.

For her now, I just need a little manipulation.

No challenge, this is simple computer at best.

"Do you think I... care about your broken... hand... mobile phone..." She held my 11 tightly in her arms, her eyes were full of the oiled paper bag I took out.

I like the texture of the oiled paper bag very much. Every time I go out, I will take some cash and put it in the oiled paper bag, or the old yellow envelope.

"There is 5 yuan in it, which should be able to solve your urgent needs. Of course, this is not for nothing. You owe me 5 yuan. You owe me 5000 yuan for washing clothes, cooking and so on. I pay [-] yuan a month. I will give you another [-] yuan, if you don’t delay your work, the rent will be waived, otherwise you can’t afford it, knowing that when people are poor, they can’t even afford a Baidu cloud membership, mobile games cost [-] yuan The first charge feels extravagant."

Of course I'm not being moved by myself.

"What are you doing?" Her voice finally became smaller.

"Taking advantage of others' danger, adding insult to injury, making things worse, isn't it what you said, I have no good intentions, the purpose of giving money is also very simple, it is to let me feel at ease when I do things with you in the future, Of course, it is impossible for me to marry you, my beautiful life has just begun~ I am ready at any time, pull up my pants and leave, whenever I feel tired, you can move out anytime, no problem, right?"

"How can you be so...shameless? I don't want your...your money...I can do it...I..." She gritted her teeth and insisted, what was she insisting on?The highlands have been broken by me, my sister, hiding in the spring is useless.

"You don't seem to have the qualifications to choose. If you don't want my money, what else can you do?"

Chapter 8 Wait for me to earn 1!Impossible to be your lover! ([-]/)

There is a classic saying in The Godfather, that is, if I offer you benefits, you cannot refuse them.

Of course, I don't have any sense of superiority when I'm about to win Ye Shuang.

A woman like her needs an offer that is hard to refuse, and she doesn't have to, but obviously, Ye Shuang's level of muddleheadedness in university may be similar to mine. , seems to have done a lot of things, participated in many clubs and activities, but in the end it was just a homeless, singing singer?

Of course it's a bit ugly to say that, Ye Shuang at least has a face that can make me pay for her, just like I would pay for a good-looking strawberry cream cake in the window, not for eating, but for looking good.

Of course, I will eat it in the end, because the strawberry cream cake will go bad, and I want to keep the creamiest texture and just the right amount of sweetness in my mouth.

If I can't handle such an empty-headed woman for a few days, then I really feel sorry for myself.

My goal, even the initial goal, will not be Ye Shuang...