Landlord with umbrella but no knife

Lin Yi skillfully cracked an egg in the kitchen, the toaster crackled to produce slightly burnt edges, the bacon sizzled in the frying pan, and she sliced ​​the shallots with ease, I let her Put cilantro on the sandwich.

"It's a simple breakfast... but I don't know how to pair it with milk."

"why?"

"Whether it's hot or cold milk, if you encounter meaty things, you will have diarrhea if you drink it if your stomach is not good. I am like this, and I think you should be too..."

"so?"

"Make an egg with walnuts. I see that Jiang Yue still has a bottle of ginger juice in your refrigerator. It will taste better if you add a little to warm your stomach."

"Are you so virtuous? Why didn't you do it before, on purpose?"

"What kind of virtuous is this? It's just the simplest breakfast. It's all semi-finished products. It's nothing more than an egg. Before, of course it was intentional. Ye Shuang was doing it, and I couldn't find any chance. Would it be an eyesore? You think I'm too presumptuous and annoying, not to mention I didn't want to have too much to do with you before..."

"Do you think it's possible?"

"Many things are known to be impossible, so you have to be lucky, such as believing that he will be named on the gold list, such as believing that you will not find out..."

"What if I never found out?"

"No if."

"I still have to listen."

"If you don't have an idea, then no answer will satisfy you, but I'm sure it is, and I'll give it to you... If you don't want it, then I'll keep it, the superficial hypocrisy and vanity can be used to protect yourself, let You hate me lukewarmly.

But I don't think I'm so hateful, like an answering guy, and like a decoration, so I won't annoy you so much.With money, you can take care of both sides, of course it is selfish and despicable..."

"Do you think I'll forgive you if you just say it?" I looked at Lin Yi's neck.

"Well, I can somewhat understand. After all, I haven't crossed your bottom line. As for now, let alone, I have only one city and one road left. It is difficult for me to leave such an exquisite life. The occasional cook Mood, there must be good kitchen utensils to match the environment, here, everything is available."

"Are you trying to please me?"

"Yes, I want to use some small tricks that you can see to win over you. After all, I don't have much to give, and a heart-to-heart pillow is not your goal."

"You're smarter than I thought."

"You are also better than I imagined, everyone is mutual." Lin Yi no longer twitched his tone when he spoke.

"Go and call Ye Shuang. I'll call her. She's probably going to act like a baby again and ask me to lift her up. I'll call Liu Yue."

I sat at the kitchen table and smiled as she prepared four breakfasts.

"Okay, she can't be a good lover, but I will, but, this is just my personal opinion, it doesn't matter if you give up after playing with me and Liu Yue, I have thought about my lonely and bleak end countless times, but Ye Shuang ...she's so stupid about it that she's always going to turn her back.

With a little love bubble, she can see the time after marriage and childbirth, and start to have unrealistic fantasies. She is your girlfriend, so it's best not to give her too many signs of love. "Lin Yi is still concerned about Ye Shuang.

"Now I'm used to pampering, but I'm tired of it later. Do you think I will feel bad? When I was indifferent, she was no longer Ye Shuang, just an ordinary woman." I looked at Lin Yi, and she nodded, "I understand your Meaning, do you want me? Do you want to be a bad guy?"

I gave her a look.

She put on a warm smile, "Ye Shuang, it's time to eat, I made you breakfast, Jiang Yue has already started eating."

"I hate it, Smelly Lin Yi, why do you disturb my sleep? I'm so courteous for nothing, what about Jiang Yueren? I always want him to lift me up, hum." Ye Shuang raised her eyebrows, she should have been awake for a while , the voice is full of air, and it dances crisply on the treetops in the early morning.

I pretended not to hear, and gently knocked on Liu Yue's door.

"Liu Yue, come out for breakfast?" She opened the door, wearing a nightgown, looking at me a little sleepy and confused.

"No need, I'll go out by myself later." It's rare for her to sleep late, but I don't think it's lazy enough, let her nestle in my arms, the morning light is blocked by thick curtains, she wants to I opened the curtains and wanted to dry my clothes, but because I had to stay on the bed for a while, I was dragged into the hibiscus tent to warm myself before I knew it, so I was lazy.

She still subconsciously refuses now.

"Come and eat together, this is not a life of living alone, everyone is under the same roof, occasionally..."

"I'll send you work tasks later, I'm not in the same roof as them." Liu Yue was a little more sober, and there was no compromise in her eyes.

It's not that she doesn't like my tenderness, but Lin Yi behind me has already pulled Ye Shuang to sit at the dining table.

She couldn't keep her face, and she was unwilling to join, and she didn't like us eating at the same table, like three horses in the same tank.

"Well, then I'll be waiting for your job."

Liu Yue quickly closed the door, and Lin Yi pretended to greet her with a greeting she knew she hadn't responded to, and retracted her hand in resignation.

Of course Ye Shuang was a little upset, "Liu Yue is really, is she still angry? With such a face in the morning, calling her to eat is not for what, it's too much." She took a bite of the bread. "Aren't you doing well, Lin Yi~ But, it's not as good as mine."

"That's right, then you are really good." Lin Yi's smiling face was very delicate, and it was also very awkward.

"Of course... But you must not be praising me, tsk tsk, by the way, Jiang Yue, why did you let Lin Yi make breakfast properly today?"

Lin Yi glanced at me, I nodded, and she chuckled lightly, "I went to give money to my boyfriend, but I was caught by the money owner's father. Now we're breaking up, and I'll make breakfast to apologize."

"I'm dying of laughter. Are you still thinking about that boyfriend of yours? You really deserve to use Jiang Jiang's money to support that kind of man. I'll forgive you just by making breakfast?"

"Of course it's not enough, it's far from it, yes, I really deserve it, I admit it." Lin Yi didn't mean to be angry at all, she seemed to be teasing herself.

"Hey, that's not right...then Jiang Yue, you..." Ye Shuang suddenly realized something. "You still want to raise her??"

"Well, she broke up completely now, and she is in the same state with you. You two can get along well in the future." I announced without emotion.

"Hey...you..." Ye Shuang frowned. She felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell.

She put down the sandwich she had just eaten two bites of.

"What's the matter, Ye Shuang, eat it, and this bowl of egg soup is also delicious."

"Are you happy?" Ye Shuang looked at Lin Yi's small appearance.

"It's okay, because the gold master's father didn't care about it, of course I feel lucky and happy. I can still make him breakfast... By the way, Ye Shuang, you can eat lunch by yourself later, Jiang Yue wants to accompany me out alone one trip."

"What are you going to do?"

"Of course I'm going~ Okay~ Apologize?" Lin Yi was more or less eccentric, her voice was so delicate and sweet that she got tired of it, and she swaggered in that sugar-coated voice that was fake at first hearing.

She was pushing too hard, but that's pretty much what I meant.

Of course, I can't belong to Ye Shuang alone. I was almost moved by her simple love before, but now I won't.

There are too many people who can be tempted. Even if everyone's feelings are hypocritical, they are more or less sincere. I don't think there is any essential difference between Ye Shuang's reason for falling in love with me and Lin Yi's reason for staying by my side.

Lin Yi's long legs were gently stepping on my feet under the table, Ye Shuang certainly noticed that she was performing her own drama, no one's love can dominate my family in my heart.

Chapter 50 Liu Yue's mission (2/)

Ye Shuang's smile quickly disappeared.

Of course she doesn't know that I was teasing Lin Yi affectionately with her last night, and now I'm suddenly talking and laughing at Yanyan with Lin Yi.

She hasn't even forgotten the taste of my arms.

"Enough is enough, isn't it fun? If you think you hate me, just tell me, why do you have to use such obscene means? Use Lin Yi to beat around the bush to disgust me?

Do you think I'm pushing an inch?Think I love you too much, don't you?Do you think I'm counting on your little money, and I just don't want to go out to work?Staying at home like a liability and taking care of you?

Why do you insist on bullying me again and again?Get up early in the morning and flirt with Lin Yi in front of me, yes, I am not qualified to say you...but..."

"Knowing that you are not qualified, why are you angry? Ye Shuang? Besides, what's the difference between you and me? I refuse to move out for money, but you are more noble than me for money and love? It's interesting, you Don't you think you are ridiculous?

Do you think Jiang Yue sleeps with you to express how much he loves you?He didn't even touch you, so he left it so leeway, don't you think that Jiang Yue wants to marry you, this is to respect you for not having sex before marriage, right?LOL. "Lin Yi interrupted Ye Shuang's denunciation, and her face was flushed with a few words.

"Is that so? I'm just looking for a job."

"Can I find you? I've been looking for a few days? There's no news at all? Did you change to another music restaurant, or another bar? Don't you really think that you have some advantages that you can write on your resume? Except this face.

I failed the fourth level, and finally passed the third level. I didn't pass the makeup artist qualification test, even the junior makeup artist. I really convinced you. I passed the intermediate level in my junior year. , I also know what I am, a shameless bad woman who worships gold watches.

And you?It's nothing more than trying to put all the problems into the logic of love, and then use the excuse that you are Jiang Yue's girlfriend to avoid everything. It's another romantic-looking, ridiculous, irrational love.

Every time I love to die or live, there is nothing.

Is it difficult to admit that you are a lover now?While admitting it, she also thought about using her identity to overwhelm others, wanted to sit in the main seat, and looked down on me. Do you really think you are a pure and good woman?Not the same as me? "Lin Yi beat him repeatedly, and even scolded himself...

I really like watching women quarrel, of course it’s not shrews swearing at the street, but quarrels like this, most of the time the truth will not become clearer and clearer, it will only become obscure, especially when Lin Yi starts to distort the original pure love, Start deconstructing.

Anything that is digested and deconstructed is boring, kisses are nothing but saliva, lips are nothing but organs, love is dopamine secretion, hormones, molecules.

Use professional terms to describe emotions coldly, use some seemingly reasonable words to dispel love, of course you will find love so ridiculous and dull.

"Jiang Yue, you really don't say a word when she bullies me like this?" Ye Shuang was pitifully wronged, she clenched her fists and wanted to be angry, but she couldn't find any reason, Lin Yi Bringing her thinking into the ditch of the mirror, the water and the moon, she stretched out her hand to get a support, but naturally it was nothing.

"For fun? To me? Just for fun? Or, not even for fun?

Jiang Yue, if you really hate me, I'll just pack up and go. I'll go back to my hometown. Lin Yi is right.

I don't do much... the jobs I find are average, and may... take a while to pay you back.

I haven't forgotten..."

Ye Shuang's whole body began to tremble slightly again.

I couldn't help it, but Lin Yi stepped on me.

"You are my lover, I don't hate you, but you are just my lover, Ye Shuang, I raise you so that I can talk to you, hold you and chat, and feel your innocence, that's all That's all, let's go, or forget it, stay..."

I finally said something, although I knew that Ye Shuang's walk was very feeble.

But still have to give a step.

"Stay? What to do? Continue to be told by Lin Yi that he has to talk when he has nothing to do, and when he is happy early in the morning, he doesn't even give me a hug, and starts to scold me? Tell me about my incompetence every day? enlarge?"

"Have breakfast."

"Who can eat it? Go alone with Lin Yi. Anyway, you are happy, and I am annoying."

"Who made your sincerity cheap and useless, lingering in my place? Have breakfast, okay? I don't really want to hear you explaining the part I don't want to hear, I don't know your past or your sincerity Too much interest, just want to have a quiet breakfast with you."

"Forget it, I can't eat anymore, and I don't want to disturb your interest."

"Are you sure?" I took a deep look at Ye Shuang, she was a little scared, and she stopped abruptly when she was about to stand up and leave, and she sat down after being gently touched by my hand.

But in the next second, she still stood up. "I'm just sure!" Her voice was not loud. "I don't want to be kept in captivity by you. Just follow your wishes. When you are happy, you have to be happy. When you are sad, you have to be sad. Let me be with Lin Yi? Then you might as well let me go, anyway, I have nothing now. If you want to get back your love, then take it back, you can do whatever you want, in this world, you are the most powerful." Ye Shuang gave Lin Yi a vicious look, and ate it up. I choked on the rest of the sandwich, and drank two mouthfuls of the sweet soup with walnuts and eggs.

"I..." she murmured, pointing at me.

"Can you swallow your meal and talk?"

She tried her best to swallow the sandwich, and then slapped me fiercely, "Bad Jiang Yue, I am so angry that you always pour cold water on me, sooner or later I will kill you! Kill Lin Yi first, and then kill you! "

"Fight me again, fight me again! You're still under the table with Lin Yi, huh...it's so disgusting!" Ye Shuang's slap was not enough, she grabbed and hugged her, and then went back to the room angrily. up.

I watched her close the door, resting her chin, watching her get angry with great interest, and Lin Yi also looked at me, "Are you eating Liu Yue's sandwich too?"

"Where can I eat so much, I'm full, don't I still have to eat you at noon?"

"Well, do you want me to go to the convenience store downstairs and buy condoms and get ready?"

"here we go?"

"No." Lin Yi finally gave me a nostalgic look, although it passed by briefly, it became calm again.

My cell phone rang.

"The first job task for Mr. Jiang is to go to xx restaurant for a date at 12 noon today. The total budget is 875r. The detailed plan is as follows:..."

"Liu Yue wants to ask me for a date at noon, do you want to let her?" I shook my phone and smiled.

"Of course not." She said without thinking.

"Unfortunately, you have to let go."

Lin Yi laughed dumbfounded, "It seems that I will eat the extra sandwiches for lunch."

Ps: Push a good brother's book! "I, Emiya, Justice Executed"

Introduction: I, Shirou Emiya, partner of justice, nemesis of evil, full of heroes!

As a partner of justice, justice is done!

It doesn't matter whether a heroic spirit is a heroic spirit or not, the important thing is whether he can be a partner of justice.

"If I can't be a partner of justice, I can only be a cook..."

Chapter 51 is approaching, her June. (1/)

Her white dress looks like a white rose, the heels are not high, and the skirt of the long skirt is a bit too conservative, but you can just see her faintly visible ankles behind the pair of high heels that are not too high .

Standing beside me is just right tall, but not overwhelming.

If Liu Yue hates me, she should wear high heels of seven or eight centimeters, slender heels, and press my face directly.

She didn't deliberately make up, and didn't take a clear route. She didn't have any eye shadow, and she simply smudged her lips, but her lips were still a little warm, not a cold style, and of course it wouldn't be ostentatious and matte. The velvet feeling is reserved and reserved.