Transdimensional Marketing

　　 In the video, Chen Yu's evaluation continues.

　　 "Okay, now I have turned on the limit level. At this time, in my world, the flow of time is very, very slow. So in order to let everyone understand what I say, I am trying my best to control my speaking speed."

　　 While talking, Chen Yu's hands were like electricity. He turned the book in a unique way of quantum reading and found 225 pages. After a pause for about five seconds, he closed the book and took off his glasses.

　　 "OK, I have finished memorizing it. It is difficult to recite, so I will recite for a while and don't care about these details."

Making an OK gesture, Chen Yu faced the camera, took out a long cloth to surround the position of his mask's eyes, and quickly recited: "Starting from the first line. The good things in the world are not strong, and the colorful clouds are easy to disperse and the glass is brittle. , Yueniang sent Mama Li and Sister Gui out, and struck the Huilian door first. The door was closed, there was no movement, and she was very suspicious..."

　　【My day! Amazing my brother! 】

　　 [Can't memorize the entire book, right? 】

　　【Sorry, I'm sorry to disturb you. 】

　　【Fuck, cowhide, cruel, 2333, 6666, 9999, FFFF, OHHH, excellent, amazing...】

　　【If you can't get the Nobel in the future, I'm sorry that you are pretending to be forced. 】

　　 [I almost believed it (funny)]

　　 [Stop showing, how much is it? Can I buy it? 】

　　 [Not a bitter content, bad review! 】

"...My virginity is not obeyed, and I threaten to die. I have to press and complain, who dares to burn the body! The fire houses are all gone, and they dare not burn it. If you want to stop the coffin in the temple and talk back. It is: Qinglong and Yubaishu are walking along, and the good and the bad are not guaranteed!"

　　 After reciting the last line of poem, Chen Yu took off the long cloth, snapped at the camera, and smiled: "Two hundred and twenty-five pages, the whole article, more than 500 words, it should not be a single word."

　　 said, turned to page 225 and pointed at the camera: "Everyone can see, is there a mistake in my back?"

After a three-second pause, Chen Yu crossed his index fingers, and unconsciously brought a somewhat compelling, contented tone between the words: "I know, you think I'm making a fake, it's okay, facts speak louder than words, a book can't prove it, then Just two, three, four. You can't say that I have memorized all these books in advance, right?"

　　The words fell, he picked up the dice and threw it at the evaluation table again.

　　 "Wow."

　　二.

three.

three.

"Two, three, three, it adds up to eight, then we will pick out the eighth book." Chen Yu found the eighth book from top to bottom, pulled the book out, and placed it in front of the camera: "Mr. Yu's "April 3rd" "The Incident", such a huge book, can kill people if it falls downstairs, I can't remember it all, right?"

　　 "Wow."

　　 The dice was thrown on the table again, revealing three numbers.

　　From low to high, one, five, six.

　　 "Next, is the moment to witness the miracle."

Putting on quantum reading glasses and picking up the "April 3rd Incident", Chen Yu quickly turned to page 156, read it for a second, closed the book with a "bang", then took off his glasses and took out the long cloth Surround your eyes.

"Did you know? Baixue said, he didn't realize that he had walked to the door of Baixue's house. I remember that one day two years ago, he saw Baixue coming out of this door here, just as she is now. Out..."

　　 "... Bai Xue's bedroom is exquisite, but not as neat as Han Sheng's. He is on the chair..."

　　 "...Bai Xue will tell him everything right away, but it will make him eat a catty..."

　　 "...The face she had just recovered was reddening. We never spoke at school, so I was taken aback."

　　 After memorizing the last word, Chen Yu also pulled off the long cloth with some excitement, and compared his hands to the camera: "Six is ​​not six?!"

　　【66666! 】

【how did you do it? 】

　　【I was shocked! 】

　　 [To tell the truth, this wave of operations is a real show. 】

　　 [The most powerful brain welcomes you. 】

　　 [Such a cowhide UP, I pay attention...]

　　 Picking up the "April 3rd Incident", Chen Yu turned to page 156, showed the book page to the camera for three seconds, and then put it down: "Next is the third book."

　　 "Wow."

　　 "Three, three, four, plus ten, tenth book."

　　 grabbed the tenth book from the pile of books, Chen Yule lifted it up, and revealed the cover: "It's the fifth edition of "Modern Chinese Dictionary". No one thinks I even memorized this one, right?"

　　 The words fell, Chen Yu threw the dice directly.

　　 "Two, four, five. Two hundred and forty-five pages."

　　 put on the quantum glasses, in the extreme mode, it took two seconds of the real world to memorize the complete text.

　　"Snoring: <mouth>snoring."

　　 "Slip: a verb, 1. Refers to idling when the friction force generated when the wheel or pulley rotates does not meet the requirements. 2. The ground slip can not stand and walks unsteadily."

　　 "Da Huang'er: verb, swing left and right to stand unsteadily. [Dahua] Verb, impromptu saying ridiculous things to make amusement during a Chinese opera performance is called chuckle."

　　 "To hit a plane: verb..."

　　【Great! (The first barrage in my life, dedicated to the UP master)]

　　 [The show is bursting! 】

【Impressed! Really served...]

　　【Livestock. 】

　　 [I want to get all the information of this person in one minute! 】

　　 [This is a big guy...]

　　 Turn over page 225 of "Modern Chinese Dictionary" and show the contents to the camera.

　　 Sure enough, not bad!

"It stands to reason that I should continue to memorize the next one, but because the "Modern Chinese Dictionary" is too thick, just reviewing it is not enough, I will review it again to prove the function of this quantum glasses." Pick up three dice and throw them away.

　　 "Wow."

"This time it's three, three, six. Three hundred and thirty-six pages. I know that some people will say that my dice made tricks, so I will temporarily add a random number. This random number is on my table. The seconds of the clock are now..."

Chen Yu in the picture tilted his head, glanced at the time on the clock, and said: "Now that the second hand has reached 47 seconds, then we will use three hundred and thirty-six, plus forty-seven. The total is... I count. Calculate."

　　Chen Yu lifted his fingers, and after a while, raised his head: "The total is three hundred and eighty-three, so I will turn to page 383. Next, it will be the fourth time to witness the miracle!"

　　 The words fell, he put on his quantum reading glasses, opened the 383rd page of the "Modern Chinese Dictionary", UU reading www.uukanshu.com took one second, and the recitation was finished.

　　 "Plan: Noun, 1. Work plan. 2. Formulated program."

　　 "Convenience: adjective, 1. Convenient. Verb, 2. Make convenience; Give convenience... Verb, 5. Euphemism, refer to excretion and defecation."

　　 "Instant noodles: noun, 1. Refers to pasta related to excrement..."

　　【Nevertheless, I have no culture, and I'm in the world. 】

　　 [Fuck! 】

　　 [Fuck! +1】

　　 [Fuck! +2】

　　 [Fuck! +3】

　　 [Cowhide! 】

　　 [Cowhide! +1】

　　 [Cowhide! +2】

　　 In the screen picture, a round of barrage suddenly broke out...

　　 After memorizing the content of the book without falling a word, Chen Yu took off the long cloth covering his eyes and summarized the camera.

"Okay, now the evaluation is almost over. First of all, I would like to thank Daguangming Company for providing me with this technology product, and also thank the audience members for their support. I promise that all the income from all my videos will be Donate to the charity foundation, use love to generate electricity, please forward it too! Put in coins! Share! Collect! Next Monday, I will bring more exciting technology products."

"There is one more thing to announce. Starting from the fifth phase, product reviews will be converted to live and video formats. At that time, there will be real, high-tech, and shocking technology products online! Real-time evaluation! , See or leave!"

　　 As the last line of Chen Yu’s lines and advertisements fell, the screen fell into darkness.

　　……

　　 At the same time, in an unlisted unit in Beijing.

　　The middle-aged man sitting in the first position closed the video, and was silent for a long time, hoarsely speaking: "It seems like there is going to be a big trouble..."