Transdimensional Marketing

　　 Sporadic barrage drifted past, and the dark picture gradually lit up, revealing Chen Yu wearing a mask.

"Hello, dear audience friends, here is the second episode of Super Time Evaluation. Thank you very much for your support to me in the first episode. This time I bring you a product that Daguangming Company launched in 2144. The quantum reading glasses produced are the things on my desk."

After that, Chen Yu patted the white box in front of him, and continued to explain to the camera: "This is a very awesome product, how awesome is it? In terms of practicality, it completely kills what I reviewed last time. Uranium 235 Atomic Energy Laboratory."

　　 [Undecided if something happens...]

【how much is it? I bought it! 】

　　 [UP Master, you are in big trouble, there is already someone analyzing the stone hammer at station B! Your last video had no special effects at all. You were really building a nuclear bomb. We called the police. Wait for you to die. 】

　　 [The Quantum Stem has passed away, can Grandma Pig stop getting hot? Evaluate a basketball that can make people sing, jump, and RAP. 】

　　 [Sand sculpture UP, online evaluation...]

After the short burst of barrage disappeared again, Chen Yu in the screen stretched out his hand to open the box directly: "Don’t talk nonsense, now I’m going to unpack it, let’s talk about it, in order to test this product, I have already unpacked it before. Now everything is simple. ."

　　 Talking, Chen Yu took out the quantum reading glasses in the box, flew the box freely, and carefully put the glasses on the evaluation table: "Okay, unpacking is complete. Go to the next item, introduction to the evaluation."

　　 [This is too simple, right? Wouldn't it be beautiful to simply cut off the unpacking link? 】

　　 [UP Master is faster! Faster than a rabbit. (funny)】

　　 [Sentence to you! You brother, I'm smashed! 】

"So now everyone can see that this thicker eye is the product we are evaluating today. It is a high-tech product produced by Daguangming Company in 2144, the quantum reading eye. Because only I can experience glasses, I experience this thing. It is very subjective, so I am going to use facts to prove the magic of this glasses."

Picking up Quantum Reading eyes, Chen Yu straightened the mask on his face, put his glasses on his head, and raised his hands exaggeratedly: "Wow! Hahahaha hiccup! Wow! awesome! Everyone knows that after I wear these glasses What does it feel like? The whole world seems to be under my control! My myopia is gone, I can see the light! The green light in the sky! I can see the dust, the bacteria, the flu virus, the molecules, Particles, Cook...This is the world of quantum! This is the moment that belongs to me..."

　　【……】

【ease-of-use. 】

　　【Awkward to the scalp tingling. 】

　　 [Up, do you deliberately? 】

　　【So awkward. 】

　　 [You sand sculpture is so special! 】

　　 [Abandoned, abandoned, abandoned...]

　　【(⊙_⊙)】

　　……

　　 In the Internet cafe, Chen Yu, who saw this paragraph, couldn't help covering his face under the reminder of the "barrage", and got goose bumps all over his body.

　　 "Black history, **** it."

　　 It seems that he really has no eloquence and acting talent...

　　……

　　 In the video, Chen Yu's "performance" continues.

I saw him take out ten thick books from under the temporary evaluation table, put them on the table, and said, “When I got this product from Daguangming Company, I was thinking, how can I How can you intuitively show the function of this quantum glasses? Smart me, I quickly thought of a way..."

After all, Chen Yu picked up a "Xinhua Dictionary" and took out three dice from his pocket: "Everyone can see the books I prepared, and I will turn the pages according to the numbers thrown by the dice, one second Recite the content inside without falling a word. Um... it doesn’t have to be a single word, it’s acceptable to have one or two mistakes."

　　 "Then, in order to prevent people from saying that I cheat by editing, I also prepared this."

Chen Yu put three dice on the table and juggled out a clock: "You can carefully observe the hour, minute, and second hands on the clock. If I edit the video, it will definitely leave a flaw. So I think this This method is enough to ensure the authenticity of the experiment."

　　 "Of course, if there are any tongs who think that I am fraudulent, when the fifth period of evaluation starts, my evaluation format will be changed from video to live broadcast, and I will take the time to repeat this experiment."

　　 "Now, the experiment begins."

　　 picked up three dice, Chen Yu showed it to the camera, and then threw it.

　　 "Wow..."

　　 The three dice fell on the table and rolled a few times, each revealing the top number.

"One, three, four, plus together is seven, then we take out the seventh book. One, two, three... seven! This is the book." Chen Yu counted the seventh book from top to bottom. Pull it out and put the cover on the camera: "This is the first volume of Jin Ping Mei, put it first... um... Why is there Jin Ping Mei in my house? Well, no matter what, put it here first, and then we continue to roll the dice to decide me Which page to memorize."

　　【I always feel something is wrong. 】

　　【Me, Gauss, make money. 】

　　 [Da Lang, stop beeping, it's time to take medicine...]

　　 "Wow."

　　 Three dice rolled on the table for a second, revealing three numbers.

　　 "Two, two, five, two hundred and twenty-five pages. Next is the moment to witness the miracle!"

　　 [Witness the moment of riding a whore! 】

　　 [Am I turning yellow? 】

　　【The last issue, please cherish it. 】

　　 [Lao Tzu's backhand is just a report...]

　　 reached out and pressed the switch of the quantum reading glasses, the frame of the glasses suddenly lit up with soft green light, flickering and flickering, which was very technological.

　　 "Now, I can see the text prompt in the glasses, telling me that the information source has been detected, which is the golden bottle plum in my hand. If you choose to enter the quantum reading state, blink your left eye and refuse to blink your right eye."

"I blinked my left eye and successfully entered the reading state. Now I start to choose the reading level, from high to low, namely elementary, intermediate, advanced, and extreme. In order to memorize the 225 pages of content as soon as possible, I directly choose the extreme !"

　　 After speaking, Chen Yu started shaking his head up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right.

　　 [Up is going to have a convulsion? 】

　　 [It may be epilepsy~www.readwn.com~ Is this the legendary quantum reading? Sure enough, it's different from other coquettish bitches...]

　　 [To be honest, since we are taking the evaluation route of fantasy sand sculptures, let's have some fun. For example, evaluating cruise missiles is absolutely interesting. The enthusiasm for the quantum is boring. Is the Master Up not creative? 】

　　……

　　 At the same time, an unlisted unit in the capital, more than a thousand kilometers away, was in a spacious room.

　　 Both sides of the desk were full of men and women with dignified faces.

　　 On the big screen against the wall, the second evaluation video of Chen Yu is playing.

　　 "Team leader, the detailed spectral analysis results have come out."

　　 The door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and a young man with glasses handed a portfolio to the middle-aged man at the desk.

　　 "Wait a while before watching the video."

　　 The middle-aged man gave an order and the video on the big screen was immediately suspended. Then, he opened the portfolio and took out the documents inside to look through it carefully.

　　The more I look, the worse my face is.

　　 Five minutes later, the file was flipped through, and the middle-aged man clenched his fist: "It is certain that this super-time evaluation video from the media does not have any digital special effects."

　　 "In other words..." The man sitting aside said hoarsely.

　　 "That's right." The middle-aged man nodded: "In the products of the so-called Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory, there are indeed high concentrations of Uranium-235 and various illegal nuclear materials."

Having said that, the middle-aged man stood up abruptly and slapped the table: "Set it up, crack the hidden IP, analyze the background of the video, identify the accent, build a portrait of the criminal, and retrieve the record of every user who left messages, shares, and favorites in the video. Determine the location and the identity of the criminals as soon as possible, and capture them!"

"Yes!"