Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

When Lin Hai said it, everyone’s interest was aroused.

Lin Hai, who was sitting there, said with emotion: “At that time, there was a 90,000-meter-long super fish in the East China Sea. When it was in the sea, it was a fish, but when it left the water, it transformed into a bird. That bird Ah, it’s called Kun, it’s ninety thousand meters long, it spreads its wings and flies up, covering the sky and the sun…”

Seeing that everyone swallowed their saliva, they all remained silent and listened to Lin Hai continue to talk nonsense.

Lin Hai took a sip of beer and continued: “At that time, I took a 108,000-meter fishing rod and sat on the moon to fish for this giant kun. Do you know how big the bait I used?”

Luffy swallowed and asked with sweat on his forehead: “Use Neptune species as bait?”

“Hey.” Lin Hai replied: “What are the sea kings? If they are not enough, the fish will fill the gap between the teeth. To tell you frankly, I used the food that people have eaten for a hundred years as bait. At that time, I caught !”

“What happened next? What happened next?”

“It’s really amazing. How much food does it take for a hundred years?”

“Stop drinking and tell us quickly, you bastard.”

At this time, Lin Hai said with great satisfaction: “After I caught the Kun, I prepared to cook the big fish with a 40,000-meter-long knife. It’s a pity, it’s such a pity, humans simply can’t do this. A long knife…”

If someone has read “Xiaoyaoyou” in the high school textbook, they will definitely criticize Lin Hai for being shameless and actually stealing Zhuang Zhou’s story. It’s a pity that people in this world don’t know it at all!

However, Lin Hai’s cowhide is much smarter than Usopp’s, isn’t it?

This is called true romanticism!

Soon, a banquet started in this atmosphere.

Music, food, dance…

I saw Brooke sitting next to a piano and starting to come and go. To be honest, Lin Hai really wanted to slap him on the head with his shoe. After all, he, Lin Hai, is from China and cannot appreciate these songs!

After all, before time travel, there were too many classic songs from his hometown. He, Lin Hai, was not interested in the tunes Brooke sang! However, even if he didn’t like it, Lin Hai really didn’t dare to say anything! Because many people here like it!

After Brooke talked for a while, Luffy, who was lying on the piano, said, “Hey Brooke, I know this song. Shanks and the others have sung it.”

Brooke replied: “The pirates in the past have all sung this song, whether it is sad or happy, yo ho ho ho…”

Have all the pirates in the past sung this song?

“Hey.” Lin Hai couldn’t help but feel contempt, didn’t he just want to express his homesickness? A group of pirates who don’t care about production, regard human life as nothing, and only steal people’s things, are they still having feelings? This joke is a bit bad…

The world of pirates is really a world where the joke is a bit big!

Where are the roots?

Lin Hai on the side couldn’t help but think about this topic!

Luffy on the side smiled and asked Brook: “Hey, let me tell you, will you join us? The shadow is also back. You are no longer afraid of the sun and can sail.”

“deleng…”

Suddenly, Brooke stopped playing, raised his head and shouted: “I, it’s great that I can survive! Woohoo, it’s great that I can survive…”

The hall fell silent for a moment.

The Straw Hats understand that this guy Brook still has the unfulfilled promise of his deceased pirate group…

“Hehehe.” Luffy smiled and said, “Of course.”

Brooke said: “Because I have been waiting for a day like today! Wuwuwu…ah, can I be your companion?”

Luffy: “Okay.”

Sanji and Usopp were shocked: “You agreed so readily?”

Chopper and Franky were also shocked at the same time.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, “What’s so surprising? There’s just one more movable skeleton.”

After finishing speaking, Lin Hai counted his fingers and continued: “Look, there is a foodie on our boat, a lost drunkard, a liar, a money maniac, a civet cat, a perverted robot, and another one who follows a beautiful woman whenever he meets one. He licked me like a pug… Damn it, did I say something wrong? If you hit me again, I would fight back! Yeah, Miedie, I know I was wrong…”

“…” Everyone exhaled two puffs of air from their nostrils, and immediately felt comfortable after being beaten.

After a while, Luffy and the others threw Brook up, “A warm welcome to our new partners!”

“Welcome musicians!”

“The musician who died with only a handful of bones left

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“The long-awaited musician…”

After everyone sat back down in their seats, Robin was the first to laugh and said: “It’s time to get lively again, hehehe.”

Nami sighed: “Why do we have people like this gathering here?”

Lin Hai said with a cowardly expression: “You realize now that except for me, the rest of our pirate group are not normal people, right?”

Sanji couldn’t help but said: “You are the most abnormal here, okay?”

Ignoring Sanji’s anger, Lin Hai wiped his hair with his smug hands, and said with contempt: “You can just be jealous of such an outstanding me. Anyway, I have been enduring the handsomeness and beauty that I shouldn’t have at this age. I have long been used to being outstanding and arousing jealousy and rejection from others…”

Is Lin Hai pretending to be a vicissitudes of life?

Seeing this scene, everyone’s eyes couldn’t help but twitch.

“narcissism.”

“Idiot thunder.”

“Idiot space.”

“Hypnos.”

Usopp corrected him: “Luffy, the God of Sleep doesn’t seem to be a curse, right? It should be said that he sleeps like a pig.”

Lin Hai spread his hands and said, “Look, look, if you continue to be jealous, I don’t care. If you continue, I can bear it.”

Luffy and Usopp looked at each other with sweat on their foreheads, and sighed at the same time: “How shameless!”

Franky and Brooke looked at each other, it was really a fateful reincarnation, retribution is not good! Did this guy learn so quickly?

At this time, Sanji looked at Zoro and asked: “Hey Green Algae Head, won’t you say a word to him?”

“Exactly.” Zoro took a sip of wine and replied: “Lin Hai has a saying that is right. When someone meets a beautiful woman, he will lick her like a pug, hahaha…”

“Damn it!” Sanji said angrily, “A lost drunkard!”

Zoro was also angry, “What did you say, you bastard!”

Sanji: “Lost drunkard.”

Zoro: “Pug.”

The two said at the same time: “Want to fight?”

After saying that, they both replied at the same time: “Come on.”

Usopp on the side sighed: “You two really have a good understanding…”

The two of them yelled at the same time: “What did you say!”

The two glared at each other, and at the same time said to Usopp: “Who is following him…”

After reacting, the two people quickly stopped talking, but faced each other and said at the same time: “What do you want to learn from me?”

“Still studying?” said the same voice again.

“…” The two of them didn’t dare to say anything anymore, what a ghost!

“Hahaha.” Lin Hai laughed, holding his stomach.

Lin Hai’s laughter immediately aroused everyone in the venue, and everyone burst into laughter.

Zoro and Sanji, who were on the side, immediately turned red…

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