Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

After the crisis was resolved, after some rest, and everyone having a good sleep, the Straw Hats and the so-called “Victims Alliance” gathered together in a relatively intact hall, where everyone started a banquet .

“I’m gonna start now!”

With a shout, everyone started eating enthusiastically.

“Hmm, it’s delicious. I’ve never had such a delicious meal.”

“How many years has it been since we had a proper meal?”

“It’s so good to be alive!!”

Sanji shouted: “I still have a lot to do, don’t leave me any leftovers!”

“Stop blabbering.” Lin Hai slapped the table and said, “Where’s the wine? I want beer. If you don’t bring it, I’ll kill you…”

Chopper: “Sanji, quickly bring Lin Hai’s favorite noodles with various seasonings, or I will destroy you.”

Luffy: “That’s right, I’ll make you bastard collapse. Mmmmm, it’s delicious…”

Usopp said angrily: “Asshole Luffy, that’s mine!!”

“…” Sanji.

“Yo ho ho ho…” Brooke held a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, sighing: “I didn’t expect to be able to eat the food cooked by Mr. Chef again. It’s so delicious that I almost bite my tongue off, ah ! Even though I don’t have a tongue, yo…”

Frankie slapped the table, “Asshole, let me eat in peace!”

“Ah hahaha, what an interesting skeleton.”

“Oh, oh, oh, oh,” Brooke stood on the chair, sat down again, and replied, “Oh, ah, I’m so rude…”

I saw Brooke burping, then farting, and then said: “Yesterday and today gave me a good meal, I may be a little, a little fat!”

Franky, who was sitting next to Brooke, was really speechless. He couldn’t help but slapped the table and started shouting, “Although I only have a handful of bones left…stop talking nonsense!”

“Ah ha ha…”

The pirates at the same table with Brooke were amused by Brooke’s tricks, “The skeleton is so cool…”

“Why can skeletons talk and be so funny? Hahaha…”

“What a joke-telling skeleton! Why can you move even if you are a skeleton?”

“Forget it, it doesn’t matter, the banquet…”

“Ouch…”

“banquet.”

“Ouch.”

“baby.”

“Ouch.”

“come on.”

“…” Lin Hai turned to Chopper and said: “Chopa, you must not imitate that gangster in the Water City. Look at his virtue. While eating, he ran to the table and danced a perverted dance… …”

Before he finished speaking, Frankie turned around and asked, “Are you complimenting me? How can you be so embarrassed?”

“…” Lin Hai said speechlessly: “Have you seen it? Have you seen what it means to be shameless now?”

After stepping onto the table with Franky, Brooke also turned to look at Lin Hai and asked: “Are you praising me? I am a skeleton, without a face. A skeleton…”

As he spoke, Brooke struck a pose.

“Aw, super…”

Frankie followed suit.

Seeing this scene, Lin Hai ran away!

“Kono!!” Lin Hai took off his shoes and was about to go over and give them a few blows, but Luffy and Usopp held Lin Hai back.

Lin Hai, who was being held back, still held his shoes in his hand and said, “Let me go, I’m going to take pictures of these two perverted and shameless guys!”

Franky and Brooke, who were dancing on the table, twisted their bodies proudly and replied at the same time: “Thank you for the compliment.”

“Ah! I’m so angry!!” Lin Hai said angrily.

Usopp: “No, Lin Hai, we are partners.”

Luffy also echoed: “Yes, yes, we are partners, please don’t be violent.”

Nami, Robin and others on the side, “…”

What is invincibility? This is invincibility!

“Hey, little brother.” At this time, a pirate asked Lin Hai: “Can you tell us what moves you used at that time? You look like a ghost, so handsome!!”

“That’s right, brother, explain it to us all quickly!”

Lin Hai instinctively wiped his hair with his hands, trying to push the hair upward so that it would be more convenient, but the hair was too smooth and it was useless.

But when the Straw Hats saw Lin Hai’s virtue, they knew what he wanted to do. As long as they gave him some color, he could open a dyeing workshop.

No, Lin Hai sat back on the chair, habitually took out a cigar, and then a pistol appeared in his hand, with a gorgeous 360-degree angle, “Bang…

….”

Everyone followed the voice and their bodies trembled.

At this time, Lin Hai took a puff of cigarette and said: “Speaking of that bloody storm…”

Bloody storm? There seems to be some wrong wording, right? However, everyone did not take it to heart, but listened carefully.

Lin Hai waved his hand and said: “This is just a small scene. Let me tell you about the big scene back then.”

“big occasion?”

“No, fighting with two Shichibukai is still a small scene?”

“Yeah, so how big does the big scene have to be?”

Chopper and Luffy couldn’t bear it any longer and shook Lin Hai’s arm, “Hurry up and tell us what kind of big scene it was…”

“That’s right, stop smoking and tell us quickly, you bastard.”

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: “Calm down, that incident happened in the East China Sea…”

Sanji asked curiously: “Could it be in Windmill Village? Luffy…”

Lin Hai interrupted: “Stop interrupting and listen! Back then in the East China Sea, I was still a young man. At that time, I was fishing on the moon…”

“Nani!” Luffy and the others asked with bulging eyes and sweat on their foreheads.

“Above the moon? Silk, silk cake!!”

Sanji said speechlessly: “Your boast is too much, even more outrageous than Usopp’s boast.”

Usopp: “Hey.”

Lin Hai said angrily: “Chef, don’t interrupt there, listen carefully. Do you know why I went to the moon to go fishing?”

Everyone swallowed and shook their heads.

Lin Hai took a puff of cigarette with great satisfaction, and then said leisurely: “Because there is a 90,000-meter-long big fish in the East China Sea…”

“Nani! Nine, ninety thousand meters?”

“Is there such a big fish? What should I use to catch it?”

“Silk, silk cake, how long does it take to eat it? No, no, how big of a pot do I need to use?”

“I said Luffy, stop drooling and listen carefully to what Lin Hai has to say.”

Nami on the side looked at everyone with fishy eyes and couldn’t help but muttered: “This is obviously nonsense, okay?”

“Hehehe.” Robin chuckled: “Although it’s nonsense, it’s very interesting…”

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