Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Chapter 159 Liu Bei: Meng De, I will raise your wife! Cao Cao: You don’t want second-hand goods?
“Xuande, how about my tiger and leopard rider?”
Cao Cao pointed to the 5,000 elite cavalry in front of Vernes.
Liu Bei nodded,
“That’s right, I’m afraid these ordinary soldiers have great strength.” Cao Cao laughed.
“Every soldier is one in a hundred.” Liu Bei also laughed,
“Brother Meng De, if a few die, you will probably be sad.” The corners of Cao Cao’s mouth twitched, what did he say!
Xiahou Dun said angrily,
“Liu Bei, what do you mean!”
Liu Bei’s smile was not a smile,
“Blind Xiahou, when you drove the people away, you were almost shot blind in the other eye by my general Tai Shici. Now the arrow injury has healed?”
“you…”
Xiahou Dun knew that he was not Liu Bei’s opponent, so he didn’t dare to show his head. The last time Xu Zhu was kicked by Liu Bei, his ribs were broken.
Cao Cao laughed,
“Xuande, last time Benchu ​​and I listened to Han Sui’s slander, thinking that you were trapped by the Qiang people and they came to save you.”
Liu Bei nodded,
“Thank you, Brother Mengde, next time you are surrounded by people, I will go to Xu County to rescue you.”
“cough cough”
Cao Cao almost choked.
The two attacked Yuan Shu who usurped the throne together this time. The early stage was naturally a honeymoon period. At least on the surface, they had to be more harmonious and could not turn their faces.
The netizens in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing,
“These two are really funny, they clearly want to destroy each other, but they are still so fake.”
“Boss Cao is also very hypocritical!”
“Is Liu Bei going to visit Cao Cao? I’m afraid he is visiting Cao Cao’s daughter!”
Cao Cao coughed and shouted to Xun Yu,
“Wen Ruo, pass on the order that the people’s wheat is never allowed to be trampled during the march, and those who violate it will be beheaded!”
After finishing speaking, he also took a look at Liu Bei, meaning, don’t think that you are the only one who cherishes the common people!
Liu Bei secretly 483 smiled, wait to see how you get slapped in the face,
“Brother Meng De loves the people like a son, no wonder the people in Yanzhou are in order, and the streets are chaotic at all.”
Cao Cao’s whole body is not well, and he cursed secretly,
“If you hadn’t robbed half of my people in Yanzhou, why would I be so depressed!”
suddenly,
A bird flew up in the field and scared Cao Cao’s horse.
“Hiss~!”
Cao Cao’s horse jumped into the field and trampled a wheat field. Cao Cao finally managed to control the frightened horse!
When he came back to his senses, he found that everyone was looking at him, surrounded by the terrible wheat fields that he had trampled on!
Now, embarrassing! Zhang Fei laughed loudly,
“General Che Qi, what did you just say?!”
Ma Chao also laughed,
“It seems that whoever tramples on the wheat field has his head chopped off”
Cao Cao instantly disliked Ma Chao, and secretly decided to teach this arrogant boy a lesson next time!
There were also many exclamation points in the live broadcast room, “Boss Cao is so embarrassing!”
“Slapping the face is like a tornado, flashing to Cao Cao’s waist”
“The big-eared thief didn’t go up and cut Cao Cao, and fulfill his reputation!”
“Boss Cao, please start your performance”
Liu Bei waved his hand,
“Brother Meng De, forget it, your horse was just frightened by the bird.” The corners of Cao Cao’s mouth twitched. You Liu Bei said forget it, but you really can’t! With a loud shout he called the judge-at-arms,
“Dispose of me according to the law!”
The military judge cursed in his heart, I really dealt with you, I have to burp my fart first!
“Don’t dare to be humble!”
This is the truth.
Cao Cao was angry.
“The military rules I set up, I must abide by!”
“Sword!”
How dare everyone move!
Zhang Fei was also generous, and directly handed over the sword,
“Cao Mengde, you really cut yourself off, I respect you for being a man!”
Dian Wei, Xu Zhu and others glared at Zhang Fei angrily!
“Bold!”
Liu Bei let out a long sigh,
“Forget it, Brother Meng De, I will raise your wife. From now on, your son will be my son, and your wife and concubine will be me… No, I will raise her!”
Cao Cao almost drew his sword and rushed to fight Liu Bei! A middle-aged man burst into drinking,
“Bold Liu Xuande, dare to insult my lord” Liu Bei?
“and who are you?”
“Under Cao Gong’s tent, the food and grass officer is in charge of all the food and grass for this army!”
Liu Bei sized him up,
“Okay, if you are so loyal, I will forgive your rudeness.” Liu Bei respects him as a man who dares to do such a dangerous job! The grain and grass officer is proud of himself, this time his loyalty is very good! Cao Cao nodded secretly, this food and grass officer can, it can be used!
Xun Yu sighed in his heart, he had to make his own appearance.
“My lord, in ancient times there was a time when a doctor couldn’t be punished…”
Cao Cao scolded Xun Yu in a correct manner, and then heaved a long sigh.
“Forget it, I still want to conquer Yuan Shu, so I will save my life first and cut off my head!”
did not expect,
Sergeant Liu Bei booed! They will not give Cao Cao face!
Although it is said that the body, hair and skin are the parents of the ancients, but if you do this, do you really think everyone is a fool?
Cao Cao’s complexion was a little bad.
Ma Chao stared at Cao Cao,
“This Cao Cao has a lot of beard! That red cloak is also a bit of an eyesore!”
Cao Cao was a little uncomfortable being stared at by Ma Chao,
“This Xiliang Brocade Ma Chao doesn’t have any special obsessions?!”
Not long after,
Guo Jia rode to Liu Bei’s side and said loudly,
“My lord, Lu Bu agreed to Yuan Shu’s marriage proposal and wanted to marry Lu Lingqi to Yuan Shu’s son.”
Liu Bei was furious,
“Why did Lu Bu dare to join forces with Yuan Shu!”
Cao Cao?? Is there melon? ThatA woman much taller than me? Liu Bei suddenly had some new ideas in his mind, and cursed,
“Yuan Gonggong bullied me too much, knowing that I have an affair with Lu Xiaoniang, he still wants to get in.”
Cao Cao advised,
“Xuande, it’s just a daughter, why bother to get angry, when we pass the birthday, Yuan Shu’s hundreds of so-called concubines are still up to you to choose!”
Liu Bei shook his head,
“Don’t worry, I’m not used to second-hand ones” Cao Cao??
Didn’t expect Liu Bei’s values ​​to be so wrong?
Now he really wants to talk, “Xuande, you are still too young…”
Cao Cao’s theory opened Liu Bei’s horizons, “Is it a good birth after giving birth? No risk?”
The live broadcast burst out laughing,
“This time it’s the big-eared thief’s turn to be confused!”
“This is a collision of two values, and there is absolutely no way to reconcile!”
“I can understand second-hand, but Cao Cao prefers those who have given birth to children. I really can’t understand that!”
“The taste is too strong, Boss Cao, you have to lose your fan!”
..
Liu Bei cupped his fists,
“Brother Meng De, Lv Bu, regardless of right and wrong, dared to marry Yuan Shu. I must stop it, otherwise we will be in danger from the enemy.”
Liu Bei didn’t say that he was going to snatch the girl!
What can Cao Cao do, he can’t command Liu Bei himself, so he can only let Liu Bei lead his troops to leave,
Xu Zhuweng said,
“My lord, let Liu Bei go like this?”
Cao Cao glared at him, “Or else?”
Xu Zhu…
On the road from Xuzhou to Shouchun, Li Sunchen was speechless.
The Yuan Shu I chose is really useless,
Tianhu started the game, and it turned out like this!
“If I had known this, I might as well choose a big-eared thief who sells straw sandals!”
He thought about it or let it go, he really didn’t have that ability!
It is already very good to be able to trick Lu Bu’s daughter back this time,
He knew that after Chen Gong came back, he would definitely not agree to Lu Bu marrying a daughter, so he took advantage of Chen Gong to go out of the city to fool Lu Bu, and then ran wildly from the other side of the city gate!
“There are still two days away from Shouchun”
There are many barrage thieves in the live broadcast room of Han Country,
“Lee Sun-sin, hurry up! The big-eared thief is chasing after his wife!”
“Wife who dares to abduct the big-eared thief, you are so courageous!”
“Wait a minute, Lu Xiaoniang, your husband will come to save you.”
…
“Report!~”
“General, there is a group of elite cavalry rushing here from behind, three thousand in number!”
Li Sunshin was taken aback,
“Whose cavalry? Could it be that Lu Bu chased them out?”
“There is a word Liu on the flag, which seems to be the Hussar General Liu Bei”
“Liu Bei?”
Li Sunshin almost jumped up,
“You go quickly in the direction of Shouchun, I’ll check the situation!”
After Li Shunchen ordered, he winked at the other two Han people,
The three of them led a group of cavalry and headed straight to the rear, then turned a corner and returned to Shouchun.
There was a burst of ridicule in the live broadcast room, “You run so fast!”
“I’m afraid that Yi Sun-shin has become Ben Duo Zhongsheng himself!”
“Bangzi is really cunning!”
“This is because my brother Bei scared me to pee!”
…
Liu Bei naturally didn’t know this,
When he led people to catch up with the carriage, these guards naturally dispersed! Liu Bei rode his horse over, opened the curtain of the carriage,
The first thing that catches the eye is a pair of long legs,
Lu Lingqi was tied up, and a piece of silk was stuffed in her mouth.
Liu Bei is speechless, how can anyone marry a daughter like this, Lu Bu is such a foolish father,
Lu Lingqi heard the sound of horseshoes outside and met a horse thief. When she found out that it was Liu Bei, she burst into tears!
Liu Bei went in, tore off the silk cloth for her, and helped her untie, “Lingqi has suffered for you.”
Lu Lingqi burst into tears, threw herself into Liu Bei’s arms and cried loudly,
“Mr. Xuande, woo woo, I said I would not marry, and my father even tied me into a carriage!”
“I said my sweetheart was you, and he almost beat me up!”
“It’s a good thing you’re here, otherwise, I would have killed that Yuan Yao!”
Liu Bei?
It seems that I also saved the life of Yuan Shu’s son, and I do good deeds every day. I don’t know if the two father and son will be grateful to me.