Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Chapter 158 Liu Bei: Trough, Kidnapped by Cao Cao Daodao! Lu Bu wants to marry a daughter?!
Guo Jia presented Cao Cao’s call to action to Liu Bei, to the effect that:
The Yuan family has been favored by the emperor for generations, Yuan Shu not only does not want to serve the country, but instead conspires to usurp the throne, damn it!
You, Liu Bei, as the uncle of the Great Han Emperor, should be duty-bound to conquer Yuan Shu.
Liu Bei thought secretly,
“This old Cao kidnapped me morally? It’s too much!”
Fa Zheng clasped his fists,
“My lord, Cao Cao is trying to kill two birds with one stone. He deceived the lord to Huainan, so that he can conquer Yuan Shu and plot against the lord!”
Sun Gan remonstrated,
“Lord, think twice, Huainan is thousands of miles away from our army, and Cao Cao has tens of thousands of troops, it is dangerous to go here.”
Liu Bei nodded,
“Gongyou is right, it’s dangerous to go here, but I have to go this time too.” Zhang Fei scratched his head,
“Brother, I want to kill that guy Yuan Shu! But you are a citizen of the three states, so you can’t take any risks.”
He rolled his eyes,
“Brother, why don’t you send me there!”
Liu Bei laughed,
“Yide can use his brain, it’s rare.” Zhang Fei rubbed his head,
“Brother, you seem to be praising me, but you don’t seem to be praising me, I’m confused!”
Everyone laughed,
Liu Bei laughed and said,
“Third brother, I’m really praising you, Fengxiao, what do you think of me?”
Guo Jia cupped his fists,
“My lord, this is Cao Cao’s conspiracy. My lord, as the uncle of the great Han emperor, must punish Yuan Shu for usurping the throne. My lord has no choice but to go.”
“My lord goes to Huainan, either passing through Yuan Shao’s territory or Cao Cao’s territory. When the conquest of Yuan Shu is over, the return journey must be extremely dangerous.”
Xun You also said,
“And the lord is going to win this time!”
Everyone nodded. If the lord and Cao Cao went against Yuan Shu together and failed to defeat Yuan Shu, it would really lose face and help Yuan Shu earn his reputation!
Jia Xu has already thought of the next thing,
“My lord, Yuan Shu has a jade seal in his hands. In this campaign, the ownership of the jade seal is a big problem.”
Liu Bei also thought of it, getting the jade seal for Cao Cao can support an emperor, and he can also coerce the emperor to make the princes!
For Yuan Shao? Wouldn’t it be recognized that the King of Hejian supported by Yuan Shao is orthodox? Take it yourself?
It is inevitable that Cao Cao and Yuan Shao will scold him, saying that he is pregnant with Yuxi, and his intentions are wrong, and he will find a reason to beat him together, and his reputation will be tarnished.
Taking Yuxi publicly now will do more harm than good!
Although he is the uncle of the emperor, he is not much better than Yuan Shu to be called emperor at this time! There are a lot more bullet screens in the live broadcast room,
“Cao Cao is plotting against the public, Liu Bei is in such a difficult situation!”
“The big-eared thief got the bonus of fame, but now he is tired of it!”
“Xi Zhicai’s dying strategy is amazing!”
“The big-eared thief has to go if he doesn’t go this time”
“Miss Zhen Mi is just newly married, big-eared thief, why don’t you give it up!”
“This jade seal is a sharp weapon in the hands of others, but it is a hot potato in the hands of the big-eared thief. How miserable!”
Liu Bei thought for a while, then suddenly smiled faintly,
“There is no need to worry about Yuxi. Yuan Shu’s centipede is dead but not dead. This time he fled south to Shouchun, he may not be completely defeated.”
Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Fazheng and the others all had their eyes lit up and clasped their fists together.
“My lord is wise!”
Zhang Fei? I really don’t understand.
However, since several military divisions all praised it, it must be right.
Liu Bei thought for a while,
“Xun You, Guo Jia, Zhang Fei, Tai Shici, Ma Chao, Pang De follow me to conquer Yuan Shu!”
“promise!”
“Jia Xu, Fazheng you sit in Chang’an”
“promise!”
“In addition, transfer Guo Huai and Guan Qiujian to Liangzhou to replace Zhang Liao and Xu Sheng, and let them station at Shangluo and Wuguan!”
“Depart in five days!”
“promise!”
..backyard,
Zhen Mixiang huddled in Liu Bei’s arms dripping with sweat, “Husband, people are reluctant to part with you, woo woo woo” Liu Bei hadn’t spoken yet,
Zhen Mi pouted and said again,
“But I know that you are the Duke Xuande of the whole world, and I can’t hold you back.” Liu Bei smiled,
“My little Zhen Mi is really sensible.” Zhen Mi pinched Liu Bei, “Why is she so young!”
“Mr. Xuande, dare to slander the little girl, face the blast!”
Liu Bei?? The little lady dared to steal my lines!
…early the next morning,
Cai Yan, Mi Zhen, Zhen Jiang found Liu Bei,
“Husband, our sisters have a joint venture to import wine from the Western Regions. Help us figure out how to quickly become popular.”
Liu Bei looked at the wine in the bottle,
“In this way, I will send you a poem and tell a story to ensure that your wine from the Western Regions will sell well.”
Mi Zhen smiled,
“My husband is indeed talented! The story of wine pairing must be widely spread.”
The story is roughly that a woman from the Western Regions fell into a cellar where grapes were stored, and no one rescued her. She made a living by drinking wine, became beautiful, and finally married the king.
Cai Yan said,
“I look forward to my husband’s poems”
Liu Bei stood up, walked around a few times, and finally remembered Wang Han’s Liangzhou Ci, and began to read it slowly.
“The luminous cup of grape wine, if you want to drink the pipa, immediately remind me.”
Cai Yan’s eyes lit up,
“It’s so artistic!”
Mi Zhen and Zhen Jiang looked at each other,
“Grape wine luminous glass? It’s hard not to think that this wine from the Western Regions will be popular!”
Liu Bei paused, thinking of the soldiers who died on the battlefield, and said slowly, “Lord Mo Xiao, drunk on the battlefield, how many people fought in ancient times?”
Cai Yan took a deep breath, carefully understood the following two sentences, and said excitedly,
“Sanggong, it turns out that you are so talented, and you have been lying to me that you don’t know how to write poetry. It’s too much!”
Cai Yan threw herself into Liu Bei’s arms excitedly, and was instantly overwhelmed by Liu Bei!
Liu Bei…just recited three hundred Tang poems! Look at the excitement of the lady! That day, the entire Hussar General’s Mansion was in a state of excitement, everyone was vying for Liu Bei to send a poem!
Liu Bei?? What’s going on!
Five days later, when Liu Bei was about to set off for an expedition, Ma Yunlu got a little emotional,
“If I hadn’t been pregnant, I would have been able to go out with my husband this time.” Liu Bei pulled her into his arms,
“Okay, you can rest assured to raise my baby at home”
Diao Chan is a bit strange,
“Hey, sister Bai? Why didn’t you come to see me off?”
Of course Liu Bei knew that Bai Yuekui was too tired last night and couldn’t get up today.
Outside Chang’an City,
Ten thousand elite cavalry were lined up neatly, the melodious horn sounded, and the army set off! Target Huainan! …
Xu County,
Cao Cao looked at the information sent by Hawkeye, “Haha, Liu Bei is still sending troops.”
Cheng Yu cupped his fists,
“My lord, Liu is burdened by his reputation and has no choice but to go.” Cao Cao was a little proud,
“I have already contacted Yuan Shao. This time, I must stop him. If he doesn’t take the jade seal, I will take it. If I take the jade seal, I will punish him for the crime of hiding the jade seal!”
Cao Cao picked up a glass of wine and poured himself a glass,
“Grape wine luminous cup… This Western Region wine from Zhen’s family is really delicious, and the poems that go with it are also a perfect match. I didn’t expect that Liu Bei is also an elegant person!”
He immediately became a little sour,
“Liu Bei opened up the commercial road connecting the Western Regions, Jingzhao, Liangzhou is prosperous, his life is getting better and better, we must stop it”
“Looks like we need to seal up more Captain Mojin!”
At the same time, Yuan Shao in Yecheng also made relevant arrangements…
Huainan, Yuan Shu was furious,
“I’m already like this, and Liu Bei is still fighting against me with Cao Cao!”
Yuan Shu took out the IOU on the shelf, his expression was distorted,
“I can’t let go of Liu Bei’s IOU, yet he came to beat me!”
“Do you want to talk about your conscience!”
Yuan Shu looked like a baby in pain, Yan Xiang cupped his fists,
“Your Majesty, according to my opinion, Liu Bei is just going through the motions, he only brought 10,000 cavalry. My Shouchun City is tall and thick. Could it be that he used cavalry to attack the city?”
Although Yan Xiang did not suggest Yuan Shu to proclaim himself emperor, but Yuan Shu’s hundreds of “loyal ministers” forced Yuan Shu to proclaim himself emperor, he really couldn’t stop it!
When Yuan Shu heard this, he felt relieved a lot. Liu Bei was victorious in every battle, which put a lot of pressure on him!
“Okay, I will rely on the strong city to defend, and see how Liu Bei and Cao Cao can defeat me!”
Yan Xiang said again,
“Your Majesty, Yuan Shao watched the fire from the other side, Liu Bei and Cao Cao joined forces, and Sun Ce rebelled, our army also needs reinforcements.”
When Yuan Shu heard the sound of Sun Ce, the so-so boy, he became very angry!
“Damn Sun Bofu, I kindly took him in and grew up eating my rice. Now that his wings are stiff, he’s reversed!”
“When I defeat Liu Bei and Cao Cao, I will send my army to Jiangdong and destroy this little bastard!”
He shook his head,
“Aiqing, where can I find strong support?”
Yuan Shu suddenly felt that he was miserable and had no friends! Yan Xiang pointed to the map,
“My lord, Lu Bu from Xuzhou can help you.” Yuan Shu became even more angry.
“The bastards in Xuzhou are blind. They would rather welcome Lu Bu than let me lead Xuzhou!”
After getting angry,
Yuan Shu listened to Yan Xiang’s analysis,
“Let my son Yuan Yao marry Lu Bu’s tiger girl?!”
Yuan Shu shook his head,
“No, Lu Lingqi looks good, but she is too tall, even taller than Yuan Yao!”
“Besides, Lu Lingqi and the big-eared thief are ambiguous, isn’t this embarrassing my Yuan family!”
Yan Xiang persuaded for a while,
“Your Majesty, Lu Bu is brave and good at fighting. Wouldn’t it be great if your grandson is a peerless general in the future?”
“Liu Bei had ideas about Lu Lingqi, but he didn’t succeed. If the crown prince seizes her, Liu Bei will be at odds with Lu Bu. At that time, Lu Bu can only fall to His Majesty.”
Yuan Shu’s eyes lit up instantly, “Make the big-eared thief uncomfortable? Good!”
Ever since he met Liu Bei, he has been tricked by Liu Bei and various Versailles. To make Liu Bei feel uncomfortable once, Yuan Shu thinks it is worth it.
The corner of Yan Xiang’s mouth twitched,
“It seems that the lord has been suffering for a long time, Duke Xuande!”
..
Xuzhou Government Office,
Lu Bu was fooled by Yuan Shu’s emissary, his eyes lit up,
“my daughterIs she marrying Yuan Shu’s son Yuan Yao? From then on, the queen will die!”
Lu Bu was almost worried to death by his daughter. Many people knew that she and Liu Bei were having an affair, so how could they dare to propose marriage?
In addition, Lu Lingqi is 1.8 meters tall, she really stands out from the crowd, and there is too little room to find a partner, so that’s all that’s left.
Not only can Lu Bu get rid of it this time, but he can also find the Yuan family of the fourth generation and third father, so he is not willing to agree!
Naturally, Lu Lingqi was unwilling to beat her to death!
Lu Bu got angry, tied up Lu Lingqi, threw her into the carriage, and asked Yuan Shu’s envoy to escort her away! .