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He Lie: "You are Han Jue's first disciple. If you commit a crime, he will not immediately expel you from the school. I have been a teacher before, and I know this, so you can rest assured."

"I'm actually not a big brother..."

Wang Songjie: "How many times have you said before that you will be expelled from the school, and now you are all here?"

"The situation was different before and now, but now this is..."

Luo Peiqi: "You are afraid of this, you are afraid of that, you are really embarrassing to Teacher Han! As a disciple, you should not only learn from the master's skills, but also learn from the master's spirit! Do you think you have learned from Han? Is the teacher in spirit?"

"After Master came back, actually..."

Shen He: "Stop talking nonsense, this matter is so decided! I warn you, don't tip off the news!"

"..."

Surrounded by his colleagues, Zhang Zishang is like a flat boat in the waves. Every time he speaks in the middle of his speech, he will be interrupted like a relay, talking about the rationality of pranking Han Jue.

It is simply another form of verbal violence.

Huang Jin sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, not saying anything, with a smile as bright as a dog's tail flower, quietly watching the development of the situation.

Zhang Zishang is one against four, and that "four" includes the veteran villains in the variety show world. The fledgling Zhang Zishang is obviously not an opponent and has always been at a disadvantage. Zhang Zishang's lips were worn out and he couldn't persuade his colleagues who were full of interest. In the end, he could only repeat a sentence: "Think twice... It's really dangerous to play pranks..."

Seeing the situation became obvious, Huang Jin came out to be that hypocritical good guy.

"Don't embarrass Zishang anymore." Huang Jin said.

Zhang Zishang was very moved, he breathed a sigh of relief, and went over to hug Huang Jin fiercely.

Huang Jin hugged Zhang Zishang, patted Zhang Zishang's shoulder understandingly, and continued, "Anyway, whether Zishang agrees or disagrees, it can't change the prank plan."

Huang Jin finally imitated Zhang Zishang's expression and tone, and said, "Uncomfortable? If you are uncomfortable, go out and stop recording!"

Zhang Zishang became furious, and immediately took back his arm and put it on Huang Jin's shoulder to show the brothers' goodwill, and instead beat him to the flesh with fists.

Shen He and the others burst into laughter, stepped forward to pull Zhang Zishang away, and forcibly suppressed it, saying that the wheels of history were rolling forward, and Zhang Zishang tried to stop history in vain, which was tantamount to manipulating the cart.

Zhang Zishang crawled on the table with blank eyes, muttering in his mouth: "I'm dead, I'm dead..."

I don't know whether he is saying that he is dead or the others are dead.

Seeing his pity, Huang Jin said, "Most people want to be pranked by us, but we don't bother to do it. We want to get close to your master immediately, so we thought of playing a prank on him."

"real?"

"Of course it's true!" Huang Jin looked affirmative, "Think about it, when you first came to work here, didn't we welcome you with a prank? Afterwards, think about it, did we immediately become close? "

Shen He and the others cooperated tacitly with Huang Jin, and immediately said "Yes, yes, yes", with very sincere expressions.

Zhang Zishang was caught in a trick, and he was in a daze, thinking it made sense.

When Zhang Zishang first entered "Extreme Man", he was greeted with a prank by the host and the program team.

Very impressed.

At that time, Zhang Zishang became a new member of "Extreme Man". He came to work for the first time, and he was very happy. He kept talking about his first day at work and how hard he was going to work. Very happy. However, when he passed the gate of the TV station, Zhang Zishang saw a large group of people gathered in the open space. Those people did not shout slogans, but silently held a sign, which wrote protesting Zhang Zishang's "Limit Men's words from new members.

Zhang Zishang, who is young, knows that as long as he is an artist, there must be black fans. Even Zhang Yiman has black fans, let alone him. Zhang Zishang also found a lot of black fans on the Internet. At that time, it was uncomfortable, but he didn't feel much. But today, it was the first time he saw black fans face to face, and he felt very different.

Zhang Zishang looked at those [Zhang Zishang, go back and be an idol! ], [Boycott Zhang Zishang! ] brand, like setting it on the coldest day, tears rolled in the eyes.

Later, when the program started to be recorded, Zhang Zishang adjusted his mood, worked extra hard, and smiled like a normal person. However, halfway through the recording, those black fans suddenly broke into the recording site. The program group was in chaos, Huang Jin and Shen He went over to stop it. Zhang Zishang was so frightened at the time that he couldn't think about how the protesters could sneak into the TV station in large numbers. He could only helplessly hide behind his colleagues and shiver.

In the end, when the protesters turned over the sign and revealed the words of welcoming Zhang Zishang from the opposite side, Zhang Zishang knew that he had been pranked. When he relaxed, he really cried.

In the comfort of everyone, Zhang Zishang sobbed and said how scared he was when he saw black fans downstairs not long ago.

Shen He, who was always annoying in the show, patted Zhang Zishang on the shoulder and said that he would cover him in the future. Several other veteran members also said that they only allowed Zhang Zishang to come in because they recognized his ability, so there is no need to feel inferior or belittle yourself.

At that time, Zhang Zishang was still a docile sheep. When he knew that he had been pranked, his first thought was to feel extremely lucky. After this prank, Zhang Zishang has indeed become much closer to these brothers and colleagues. There was no slight grievance afterwards.

But Han Jue is different from him.

"However, I still think it's dangerous, and I don't recommend you to do this." Zhang Zishang said.

"That's enough. If you really can't bear it, don't join the plan. Just watch from the sidelines." Everyone felt that Zhang Zishang was really timid.

"Do you think I'm protecting myself by stopping the prank? Huh? I'm protecting you! If the prank is halfway through, the master will get angry and can't stand it. Before you can reveal the secret, the master will give it to one of you A heavy punch," Zhang Zishang slapped the table, looking at the crowd sadly and angrily, "What should I do?"

The scene was eerily quiet for a few seconds, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, imagining the scene of being punched by Han Jue, and felt a little terrified in their hearts.

"It seems really dangerous, why not..." Luo Peiqi said awkwardly.

"Don't be afraid!" Huang Jin is worthy of being the leader of the class, and he has prepared a secret weapon to deal with Han Jue, "I told Zhang Yiman about this. Yiman's mobile phone, she will help us appease the angry Han Jue!"

"Wow~" Everyone was amazed, and repeatedly praised Huang Jin for his tricks.

Zhang Zishang gasped. I don't know if Huang Jin made a mistake for the effect of the show, or if the rumors leaked out in the circle, he worshiped the real Bodhisattva for him, and firmly pinched Han Jue's weakness, so that everyone has the confidence not to be afraid of Han Jue. Emboldened.

"The inspiration from the [concert special] last time." Huang Jin explained triumphantly. He witnessed the cruel and indifferent Han Jue in [Stone Bar], and how he was willing to take a step back when he was partnered with Zhang Zishang.

The back road was reserved, and then we began to discuss how to play a prank.

Start brainstorming.

He Lie took the lead and suggested first: "When Han Jue was walking on the road, a hundred sturdy men came out with baseball bats, water pipes, etc. When they saw Han Jue, they shouted [That's him!] , and then ran towards Han Jue with a murderous look on his face?"

"Hahahaha! This is good! This is good!" Huang Jin wrote the plan on the whiteboard behind him.

Immediately afterwards, someone came to refute and find out the loopholes:

"Hey~~ This is too pediatric."

"Suppose, if Han Jue picked up a wine bottle on the side of the road or something, what if he really beat the actor? I think he can do this kind of thing."

"I feel so too……"

Huang Jin simply wiped off the plan on the whiteboard, "Next!"

Everyone scrambled to speak, and one by one they spoke out the plan of the prank. But it is a pity that several plans in a row were overturned and invalidated by tricky questions from various angles.

In the end, they stumbled over each other, as if they were at the scene of a graduation defense. When one person spoke, the others became mentors, asking various questions about the thesis of the respondent.

In this, it is also because the "surprise" of Han Jue's appearance in variety shows is too incomprehensible, which has caused many plans to be rejected by saying "what if Han Jue hits someone". Moreover, Han Jue is now a "Master of Survival" with great eyesight. The [Invisibility Magic] planned by himself has amazed the [Tricky World], and ordinary pranks are bound to be useless.

Except for the director who quietly recorded all the plans one by one hiding behind the camera, most of the hosts were frustrated.

But the more frustrated he was, the more he wanted to climb over Han Jue, a mountain in the prank world.

"I'll do it!" Shen He raised his hands high, and after drawing everyone's attention to him, he grinned triumphantly and said, "When everyone had lunch together, we put a nest of fake cockroaches in his lunch box. How about it? Once you open it, you will be sure to scare him!"

"Ouch, disgusting!", "Too childish!"

"You suggested that you sit next to Han Jue when the time comes, and if Han Jue is frightened, he will just throw it on you."

"What if Han Jue is not afraid of bugs?" Someone asked.

"Then what do you think he is afraid of?" Shen He couldn't hold back his face, and yelled loudly.

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Zhang Zishang's face in a tacit understanding.

"What is Han Jue afraid of?" Huang Jin asked Zhang Zishang.

"Afraid of death." Zhang Zishang blurted out without thinking.

Huang Jin and the others laughed. The weaknesses exposed by Han Jue in "Let's Fall in Love" are well known. The appearance of Han Jue in the amusement park and walking the suspension bridge in Qiong Province is so impressive.

Zhang Zishang saw that Master's image seemed to be damaged, so he immediately maintained it, and gave a further explanation on the matter of "Han Jue is afraid of death":

"Master said that he is not very afraid of death itself. The reason why he is afraid of death is because he is afraid that after his death, the cat at home will not be taken care of, and the cat will only be close to Master and him alone. If he can’t raise it, he will turn back into a wild cat. He’s also afraid... that his good friend will be sad, and he’s even more afraid that he hasn’t finished reading the movies, novels and comics in this world.”

It was supposed to be a slightly touching content, but since Zhang Zishang, a sycophant, said it, the effect has to be greatly discounted.

Huang Jin continued to ask: "Apart from being afraid of death, what else is he afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that someone will put fragile items such as plates or glass on the edge of the table, I am afraid that the door will be forgotten to close when I go out, and I am afraid that the window will be forgotten to lock before going to bed..."

"...Can you come up with something constructive?"

"I'm afraid that something unplanned will happen." Zhang Zishang said.

"This is good, this can be used!" Huang Jin wrote this sentence in the middle of the whiteboard, and then called on everyone to start making mind maps together.

Everyone talked about their ideas one by one, but one was rejected.

After half an hour of lively discussion, there was still only the sentence "something beyond the plan" on the whiteboard.

"Zi Shang, tell me!" The strategy was Zhang Zishang's inspiration, Huang Jin decided to instigate Zhang Zishang, and let him, who is most familiar with Han Jue, call out the tactics.

"This is not good." Zhang Zishang shrank his shoulders, feeling embarrassed.

"The matter has come to this point, you have no way out," Huang Jin smiled kindly, and tried to confuse people's hearts again, "You are so sloppy now, you should be scolded or you will be scolded, and in the end you haven't gained any benefits, and you won't earn much money. .Han Jue watched the show afterwards and found that he made such a big sacrifice. As a result, you have so few shots. What would he think? He would think that his sacrifice was in vain. The apprentice is really miserable."

Zhang Zishang looked solemnly, thought for a moment, and found that this was indeed the case.

Under Huang Jin's expectant eyes and the persuasion of his colleagues, Zhang Zishang let out a long sigh. The sigh was like a crack in the stone bricks inside a castle.

"Zi Shang, for the show!" Huang Jin pressed the last straw.

After all the persuasion to this point, Zhang Zishang could no longer "protect himself wisely".

Zhang Zishang closed his eyes and organized his thoughts, and when he opened them again, his eyes were shining with dazzling brilliance! Put this picture on the TV, and the most exciting symphony will sound in the later stage.

"Master, he is suspicious by nature, has delusions of being persecuted, and doesn't trust the whole world," Zhang Zishang said eloquently, "so for this prank plan, the first rule is that we must never add drama to ourselves! Master It's the director, if the acting skills are too bad, he will see through on the spot! Everyone, please don't add superfluous things, my master taught me, [Less is more]!"

"Less is more!" Frightened by Zhang Zishang's aura, everyone nodded vigorously.

"I think, tomorrow morning...we will be so, so, so...Master will definitely be scared!" Zhang Zishang talked about his thoughts.

After hearing this, everyone was shocked.

"That's it, that's it!" Everyone yelled and jumped up and down like fairies, clapping vigorously.

Then they all looked at Zhang Zishang and shook their heads in amazement: "Wow~ I didn't expect Zishang, who looks harmless to humans and animals, to have such bad thoughts. You really can't be judged by appearances."

"Director, you have to prepare something..." Zhang Zishang scolded Fang Qiu, and included the program crew in the plan.

The director nodded with a smile on his face, indicating that there is no problem.

"The whole plan is divided into three stages. What we are preparing is not a prank, but an art! There must be no mistakes!"

Zhang Zishang now has his own set of [prank philosophy]:

"If the prank is not natural, the person being tricked will be upset, and the initiator will not be happy. It is better to be ruthless from the beginning. The more ruthless, the more you can appreciate the beauty of the idiom [false alarm]."

Everyone could only think in their hearts: Is this the moral bottom line of their "Extreme Man" host team? Is this still their kind and innocent little sheep?

"You are very promising, Zishang!"

"Hey hey hey, where is it~ Congrats~" Zhang Zishang has been in "Extreme Man" for so long, and he has long since turned from a naive little sheep to an old fritter.

""Extreme Man" chose you, it's really the right one!"

After feeling a lot of emotion, everyone centered on Zhang Zishang's proposal and enthusiastically added the depth, beauty, meaning, and layers of the prank.

At a certain point, Zhang Zishang said, "Here, we still need to find a trustee."

"Looking for a trustee?" Shen He looked around at the crooked melons and cracked dates around him, and then assigned Zhang Zishang a task without thinking, "They are unreliable, and the women they know are all comedians! Zishang, come and find them! You I am an idol, and I know a lot of young female artists."

Zhang Zishang flipped through the phone's address book, and found a number in it, which belonged to the beautiful sister Weng Nanxi he met half a month ago.

After exchanging contact information with Weng Nanxi, Zhang Zishang initially thought that he was destined not to see Weng Nanxi's mobile number for a long time. One is an actor and the other is an idol. There will not be many intersections. Weng Nanxi is polite when he asks for a number. Having a number, and being able to call with a number, represent these two levels of friendship in the entertainment industry.

Zhang Zishang was self-aware, but he never expected that Weng Nanxi would send a text message and have a brief chat on the day the recording ended.

In the next few days, the two also had occasional contact.

If Weng Nanxi hadn't told Zhang Zishang a long time ago - she had a person she had liked for a long time. Zhang Zishang was really delusional, thinking that Weng Nanxi was interested in him.

But because Weng Nanxi told him a secret that no one in the circle knew, Zhang Zishang felt that Weng Nanxi, a friend, suited his taste very well.

The days of acquaintance are not long, but the friendship has grown rapidly.

Now, with the opportunity to show his face in "Extreme Man", Zhang Zishang thought of Weng Nanxi, his new friend.

"How about we ask Weng Nanxi for our entrustment?" Zhang Zishang asked everyone.

"Okay!"

"no problem!"

Everyone was overjoyed and nodded again and again.

Shen He's face was happy for a while, but he didn't know what to think of, and then became angry again, and finally grabbed Zhang Zishang's collar and shouted: "You boy! You actually exchanged numbers with Weng Nanxi?! It was recorded last time." When was it exchanged? I didn't!"

While Shen He was running after Zhang Zishang, He Lie whispered to Huang Jin, covered the microphone, and asked, "Aren't Han Jue's movies the same type as Weng Nanxi's? Can the two of you stay together?"

Huang Jin knew what He Lie was worried about. He shook his head and said it was okay: "When Weng Nanxi came to promote the last time, did he take care of Zishang? Zishang is Han Jue's apprentice. Weng Nanxi must know it. She is still willing to get so close to Zishang, which shows that she doesn't care about competitors."

He Lie asked again: "Where is Han Jue?"

"Han Jue and Weng Yao are friends."

He Lie nodded with a smile: "I almost forgot, hey, maybe the two of you took this opportunity to get to know each other and become friends. After the two people's movie is released again, it won't work if the reporter wants to stir up trouble. Zishang and Weng Yao also Don’t worry about who to support.”

After some joking, everyone continued to perfect the prank.

Looking at the words, lines, and symbols on the wall and several whiteboards, they believe that the recording in a few days will definitely surprise Han Jue.

The net to capture Han Jue has been slowly rolled out.

I am also working overtime today, the update is a bit slow