This heavenly master is not serious

Chapter 163 Why are you pulling the lid of my coffin?

"Shoulder discomfort?"

When Xu Yang heard this, he "looked" at Ma Long's shoulder.

His eyes cannot see.

But under the perception of "mental power", one can clearly "see" a blue ghost hand on Ma Long's shoulder.

The ghost hand was extremely ferocious, with blue skin and some red hair growing on the back of the hand. The tips of the fingernails were black and glowed with a faint cold light.

It was obvious that Ma Long had just looked around and provoked something "dirty".

But at this time, this kind of thing cannot be said, otherwise Ma Long is afraid that he will jump up on the spot and yell randomly. Once his "anger" is revealed, it will not be as simple as provoking a dirty thing back.

So Xu Yang smiled and said: "It's probably caused by your lack of control in your life recently and your kidney deficiency."

"Kidney deficiency?"

Ma Long said in surprise: "It shouldn't be. I take Sanliuwei Dihuang Pills every day. Besides, even if I have kidney deficiency, I will only have back pain at most. How can my shoulders hurt... And it's not really painful for me, it's just uncomfortable. I feel It’s like there’s something heavy sitting on top.”

"Do you understand or do I understand?"

Xu Yang opened his mouth and said: "I am proficient in Taoism and have also dabbled in witchcraft...and my Chinese medicine in Daxia originated from witchcraft. The structure of the human body is extremely complex...this kidney deficiency will also cause other diseases." You don’t have to worry about the disease, I’ll give you a prescription and you can take care of it when you get back.”

Ma Long believed it and said in admiration: "You know better... My master also said that although your qualifications for practicing Taoism, Lao Xu, are very poor, you have a great opportunity. Let me follow you to read more and learn more, which will be helpful for my future development." ."

"Huh?"

"Old Xu, didn't you say you couldn't look around when you entered the ghost market?"

Suddenly, Malone had a soul question.

Don't let me look around, especially if the stall doesn't light a kerosene lamp...

But you are in the ghost market by yourself, your head is like a rattle, looking left and right, and you only look at the ones without kerosene lamps?

Hearing this, Xu Yang chuckled and said, "This is different."

"Why is it different?"

Ma Longzui said: "Isn't it just a weakness in my cultivation? When I reach the peak of my spiritual soul, cultivate into a ghost immortal, fly into the human level and survive the thunder tribulation, and make my soul pure Yang, then who in the world can be my enemy!"

Why go so far?

Xu Yang said speechlessly: "I am blind and cannot see."

Only then did Ma Long give up.

Perhaps it was because he was "invisible". Xu Yang looked left and right, but there was still no ghost that could meet his "eyes".

"It seems that what Uncle Wang said is not entirely correct."

"What is the taboo in the ghost market that you can't look around at? Where are the ghosts?"

Xu Yang was unwilling.

Xixia ghost market only has two markets on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month. It took a long time to wait. If I didn't bring some "dirty things" back, wouldn't I be at a loss?

then……

He chose a stall without a kerosene lamp and walked over.

There was a big red coffin lying in front of the stall. Next to the coffin was a cloth covered with tattered things.

Above the stall, a "human head lamp" hangs.

The "human head lamp" emitted a faint blood-colored light, illuminating the stall. In the darkness behind the stall, there was a black figure, whether it was a human or a ghost.

Xu Yang came to the stall with "eyes closed", randomly picked up a jade bracelet on the stall and asked, "How do you sell this thing?"

While talking.

He kept looking at the black figure.

The figure in the darkness has not come into the light. He is in the darkness, so dark that it is difficult to see the facial features, and it is not clear whether he is a man or a woman.

"5 billion!"

She quoted the price.

Although the voice was hoarse, you could tell it was a female ghost.

"5 billion?" Before Xu Yang could say anything, Ma Long, who was following behind, shouted: "Why don't you go and grab it? Although this jade bracelet seems to be of good quality, it is also quite old. It can barely be considered an antique, but you can take it out. The auction price is worth millions, and you offer 5 billion. Where is your conscience?"

"I have no heart."

The figure behind the stall said hoarsely.

Xu Yang smiled and said: "5 billion is 5 billion, but I don't have any money with me. I will ask my wife to settle the bill later."

After that, he put down the jade bracelet, took Ma Long and left.

"what?"

"Old Xu, are you crazy?"

"Spend 5 billion to buy a bracelet... Besides, do you have 5 billion?"

Malone chattered.

Xu Yang silently estimated his family property. Liu Shishi's "dowry" alone should be 5 billion, and the two sacks of Taoist talismans... it was even more. He nodded and said: "5 billion I still have it, and the boss is not a human being. What she is talking about is not the RMB in the world, but the money in Tiandi Bank..."

Ma Long perked up and said, "Damn it, it's so cheap, I want to buy it too!"

Ignoring Xu Yang's dissuasion, he ran to a stall, picked up a hosta, looked at the dark shadow behind the stall and asked, "How much does this cost?"

The dark shadow did not answer, and only saw a gust of wind blowing by. Ma Long shivered, then put down the hosta and came back, complaining: "This stupid boss ignores me..."

"Hey, Xu Yang, what's going on?"

"Why do I feel a little uncomfortable in my back, as if something is pressing on it."

Xu Yang "looked" and saw a bloody ghost hand appeared on Ma Long's other shoulder, so he said: "It's okay, it's okay, you are delusional!"

But I was very unwilling in my heart!

Damn it!

Not long after Malone came in, he harvested two "dirty things".

Can't you even "hook up" one?

So he came to a stall without a kerosene lamp. There was no ghost behind this stall. Xu Yang frowned and opened the red coffin lid.

Inside the coffin lid, a female ghost lay flat.

Her eyes widened, a look of disbelief on her face.

Damn it!

What is this?

The green-faced and fanged mask on Xu Yang's face startled the female ghost, but then she realized... Is this guy a charlatan in the human world?

And he should be a newcomer to the ghost market.

Otherwise, how dare you do such a thing as pulling the coffin lid?

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, and her merit value is +30."

It was not just the female ghost. The moment he opened the coffin lid, Xu Yang was also stunned. Although he closed his eyes, he could still "see" the face of the female ghost clearly... This face was probably more than just Xu Yang's. Yang, Ma Long should also remember it deeply!

She is the boss of those female ghosts who once committed the strange case of "paying a lot of money to seek a child" in Wucheng!

The eldest sister of the female ghosts who almost squeezed Ma Long dry for two consecutive nights in the deserted temple on Naitoushan... was also the culprit that led to her notoriety as the "Iron Hammer Taoist Priest"!

After being stunned for a moment, Xu Yang was overjoyed.

"What a coincidence, shit, you can do it here... huh?"

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the female ghost chuckle and say: "Where did you come from, how dare you lift the board of my sister's coffin... Anyway, my sister will give you an advantage and spend a good night with you tonight."

brush!

She directly turned into a gust of wind and penetrated into Xu Yang's body.

Xu Yang felt his body go cold, and then his back sank, and he was overjoyed: "She actually got on top of me... It seems like this method of lifting the coffin board really works!"

He looked around and was about to lift another coffin board when he heard a sweet voice coming from behind -

"Xu Yang!"

That voice was very familiar to Xu Yang, it was undoubtedly Yue Yuluo.

Xu Yang looked back, and when he turned around, he suddenly thought: "Wait a minute, Yue Yuluo has been calling me husband, why did she suddenly call my name? Uncle Wang said that if someone calls your name from behind in the ghost market , Never look back!”

I thought so in my heart.

Xu Yang has already turned around.

He turned around to "look" and saw that there were people and ghosts on the streets of the ghost city, coming and going, but he didn't see anyone "calling" him. He only felt a cold wind blowing, and his back felt a little heavier. Silk.

"Great!"

"This filthy thing comes easy!"

Xu Yang couldn't help but praise in his heart: "This is the second one!"

He and Ma Long walked forward, and within a few dozen meters, they saw a figure walking in front of them. She was wearing a cheongsam, and her graceful figure was perfectly displayed. There were also several ghost figures behind her. Bodyguard protection is average.

"Husband!"

The person who came was none other than Yue Yuluo. She recognized Xu Yang's mask at a glance and stepped forward and said: "Husband, the matter is settled. My sister is waiting for you in the shop in front... By the way, Sister Yun, Sister Shishi and Yinyin Sister, they have already passed."

"I just feel at ease when my wife is doing things."

Xu Yang held Yue Yuluo's hand.

Several ghost figures following Yue Yuluo all said "Hello, uncle".

Ma Long's eyes were hot and he couldn't help but think about it: "This bitch Xu Yang has really used his ability to eat soft rice to the ceiling... If others eat soft food, they can only eat a rich old woman. What the hell did he find? Not to mention the beautiful female ghost, she seems to have a good background."

Under the "sock mask" he wore, his face was distorted with envy!

Yue Yuluo looked back at Ma Long and said, "Husband, is this the little black fat guy who was fucked by that pervert last time? Why did he come to the ghost market? Why didn't he wear a mask instead of a mask? sock?"

"Even if you don't have a mask, can't you just tear off some cloth and cover your face?"

Said.

He pinched his nose and complained: "It stinks...is he a psychopath?"

This sentence was whispered to Xu Yang.

Xu Yang smiled and said: "Ignore him, let's go see my sister."

Behind him, Ma Long heard Yue Yuluo's whisper and felt numb...

"Old Xu, wait for me!"

When he came to his senses, he saw that Xu Yang and his ghost wife had walked away, and he immediately chased after them.

Two people and one ghost walked through the streets of the ghost market and continued to walk forward. They saw brightly lit shops in front of them. Outside these shops, there were many "human head lamps" hanging, emitting The misty blood-colored halo illuminated the entire street in red.

People on the street, ghost figures are floating around, and there are also people in the world who have lost their anger and are looking for treasures everywhere. It is more lively than the ghost market streets in the first half!

"Uncle, come and play..."

"Buy it and leave it, buy it and leave it!"

"Baozi, Baozi..."

Various hawking sounds and shouts came from all directions, giving Xu Yang the illusion that he had gone to the old times. Ma Long stood in front of a store and couldn't move. He looked up at the second floor of the store, but Seeing the slim and beautiful female ghosts standing on the second floor, he immediately said: "There are also brothels in this ghost market... Damn, these ghosts are so big, round and white!"

"Lao Xu, do we want to go shopping?"

As soon as these words came out, Yue Yuluo rolled her eyes. She pointed to the shop diagonally opposite the brothel and said: "Currently, this is the only vacant shop in the ghost market. The former owner of this shop was a red-clothed fierce ghost. He went He went to the human world to do business, but never came back. He must have been killed by some master."

"Sister is inside, let's go in."

As soon as he entered the store, Xu Yang saw Yun Mengxi, Liu Shishi and Yang Yin looking around the store.

In front of the table in the store, sat the eldest daughter of the Yue family. She was still wearing a set of black and sexy clothes. Her appearance was the same as that of Yue Yuluo. She said lightly: "Brother-in-law, I heard that you are going to buy a grocery store..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she heard Ma Long scream: "Fuck, twins!"

He didn't notice the expression of the eldest daughter of the Yue family at all. He looked at Xu Yang with envy and said: "Old Xu... you are so capable. You can seduce such beautiful twins!"

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