This heavenly master is not serious

Xu Yang: "......"

If it had been before, he would have definitely yelled: I am so fucking stupid!

But now...

Xu Yang was too lazy to argue. He did not tell the origins of the female ghosts and zombies in his home, but said sternly: "Humans and ghosts have different paths, Ma Long, you can't have such thoughts, it's too dangerous!"

"what?"

Ma Long rubbed his neck and shouted angrily: "You are the only one who can make a ghost, why can't I?"

Depend on!

Mention *ghost again!

Xu Yang shook his head and said: "You are an extremely yin body. If you want to find ghosts, naturally a large number of ghosts will come to you... But what you need to pay attention to is that you have not fully mastered your own power yet. If you are caught by That ghost has absorbed too much extreme Yin energy, and you might die."

Ma Long shuddered and stopped dwelling on this issue.

Xu Yang asked about the status of his practice again.

To be honest, he is very curious about the cultivation methods of the "Underworld"... It is said that the creatures in the Underworld are similar to ghosts and have no entity. Since they have no entity, how can they practice?

Take Malone for example.

Xu Yang didn't even feel the slightest breath of cultivation in him!

You must know that when he became a disciple, Uncle Wang had already guided him to practice, so there could be no changes.

When Ma Long heard Xu Yang's question, he suddenly showed a proud look.

He lit a cigarette, sat down on the chair, puffed out a bunch of smoke rings, and then smiled and said: "My master said, I am a very yin person." Body, look at the ten palaces of hell, the boundless territory, among the billions of creatures, there are all geniuses... As you practice, you will make great progress every day, maybe it won't be long before I can catch up with you!"

He glanced at Xu Yang from the corner of his eye and said calmly: "I have only practiced for a day and a half, but I have successfully calmed down and reached the level of coming out of my shell."

"Calm down? Out of body?"

"It's not out of the body, it's out of the shell, the shell of the earth's crust (qiao)!"

Xu Yang was even more curious. This was not a normal practice of Taoism or martial arts. Under his questioning, Ma Long explained it in detail...

The creatures of the underworld are special.

They have no entity, not flesh and blood, and the measure of their strength is the power of their souls.

Therefore, the cultivation methods spread in the underworld focus on cultivating the "soul".

This "concentration" and "coming out of the shell" are the divisions of the realms of spiritual cultivation in the underworld. After "coming out of the shell" there are the realms of night travel, day travel, exorcism, and possession. Above that, there are the realms of ghosts and immortals. !

Ma Long said: "I heard from the master that the cultivation methods in the underworld are also suitable for ghost cultivation, because the creatures and ghosts in the underworld have no entities, not flesh and blood, but are born with souls, and the souls are powerful, so they can complete concentration. , it is the realm of night travel, and there is no need to go through the level of coming out of the shell."

"I have just started practicing now. My soul is weak. Although I can make my soul come out of its shell, it can only wander three or four meters around my body. I have almost no means of attack."

"But when my soul becomes stronger and I enter the night travel realm, I will become more powerful. When my soul comes out of its shell, I can travel dozens of miles at night. I can also practice some secret techniques to attack people's spiritual souls."

Ma Long obviously learned a lot from Wang Defa in the past two days.

He said: "My master said that when you first enter the Night Tour Realm, you can be comparable to ordinary ghosts. When you are in the slightly more powerful Night Tour Realm, you can be comparable to the red ones... The evil ghost officials in the underworld are at least masters in the Night Tour Realm. .”

"The same is true for the ghost officials sent into the underworld, and there are many masters of the Sun Travel Realm... Those in the Sun Travel Realm are comparable to the Ghost King!"

"correct!"

"My master also gave me two magic weapons!"

Ma Long said, flipping his hands, a stick and an iron chain appeared in his hand. In front of the iron chain was a sharp hook similar to an iron claw, which was very unique in shape.

The stick is thin at the bottom and thick at the top. The thick end is wrapped with white paper and looks wooden.

The hook is dark and dark, and I don't know what kind of iron it is made of.

"This is……"

Xu Yang said: "The mourning stick and the soul hook?"

"That's right!"

Ma Long said proudly: "This is the magic weapon used by the legendary black and white impermanence of the underworld... However, the mourning stick and the soul-catching lock in my hand are just imitations. They are the standard magic tools of the underworld's evil officials, specially used to deal with the evil spirits. Build.”

Said.

With a wave of his hand, he put away the mourning stick and the Soul Hook again!

Xu Yang's eyes widened and he asked in surprise: "Storage ring?"

"That's right, it's a storage ring."

Ma Long stroked a simple-looking ring on his finger and said proudly: "I helped my master call a pair of twin sisters last night. My master gave it to me when he was happy. He said that this thing is of extraordinary value in today's people. Even the smallest storage ring with 1 cubic meter of space is easily worth hundreds of millions... I have more than 20 cubic meters of space, which is worth at least several billion!"

Damn it!

Xu Yang was stunned for a long time, and finally uttered a curse word.

What's this called?

Shit luck?

Bullshit luck can't explain what Ma Long got... It can only be said that his ancestors were buried well for eighteen generations. I'm afraid the ancestral graves at home are covered in smoke.

He could only pinch Ma Long's neck and ask him to treat him to dinner.

Ma Long waved his hand and said arrogantly: "It's a small thing to treat guests to dinner. How about I go back and find the twins again... They are very nice!"

"piss off!"

Xu Yang cursed with a dark face.

Lao Wang has played with it before, let me play it again?

How can I, Xu Yang, do it?

The two of them had a very good relationship. After fighting for a while, Ma Long seemed to remember something and said, "By the way, have you joined the classmate group? I heard that those classmates have returned from college and have recently started to have class reunions. What do you think we should do?" Do you two want to show off?"

"Not going."

Xu Yang shook his head.

classmate reunion?

This kind of plot is too cliché... As for the classmate group, he did enter, but after entering, he dived for a few minutes and then blocked the group.

Until nightfall.

The three Liu Shishi girls had just returned. They were carrying large and small bags and seemed very happy. After asking, they found out...

It turned out that three people were sweeping the pedestrian street, which attracted many people to watch.

They bargained from stall to stall, which was quite enjoyable.

"That's right, boss!"

"Many people have taken videos and posted them online... I just watched it, and the one with the most likes has more than 100,000 likes. Now there are videos of me and Sister Shishi and Sister Yun shopping for goods all over the city... We’re going to be on fire!”

Xu Yang checked the video and found that it was indeed the case.

After a while, he frowned and said, "Someone on the Internet pretended to be you and registered an account..."

The three women looked down and found that it was indeed the case.

Someone posted their profile picture and posted a short video of themselves bargaining with a stall owner on a pedestrian street, which gained a lot of attention and fans.

Three women shopping on the pedestrian street is a novel thing that can easily arouse people's attention and discussion.

In addition to the three girls Yun Mengxi, Liu Shishi and Yang Yin, all of them are beautiful women. It is no exaggeration to say...their appearance and temperament are not comparable to that of many well-known female stars.

If these three beauties did such novel things, the attention would be even higher!

For example, Lao Ba went to the toilet to eat Xiang. Although it became popular, most of the comments he received were ridicule and abuse.

If you replace the eighth child with a beautiful woman, such as Sister Doll, Orange Meow Sauce, and Sister Zhou, the results will definitely be different!

"Oh shit!"

Yun Mengxi's bad temper suddenly came to him, and he cursed: "What kind of bastard is this? If I find him, I will definitely kill him!"

I scolded him for a long time.

Yunmengxi said: "How about we also open an account? It would be quite interesting to take some daily pictures and post them later."

This proposal was supported by Yang Yin.

The three girls immediately started tinkering with their mobile phones.

Soon it was midnight.

Yue Yuluo hasn't come back yet, but she has already sent a text message saying that they will meet in the ghost market.

Liu Shishi and Yang Yin are ghosts, and Yunmengxi is a zombie. They have their own methods of entering the ghost market, and they set off in advance.

Waiting until 12 o'clock, Xu Yang slowly closed the store door, took the corpse oil candle, and walked to the intersection with Ma Long... On the way, Ma Long asked a question that Xu Yang had asked before.

"Old Xu, when you come out of your store, turn right and walk 100 meters to the intersection. Why bother to come here instead of being close?"

But soon.

Malone understood why.

Xu Yang chose an intersection with sparse traffic, lit the corpse oil candle, closed his eyes and said: "Follow my footsteps, close your eyes, don't talk, and you can only open your eyes after you hear the sound of the ghost market." "

He walked in front holding a corpse-oil candle.

Malone closed his eyes and followed behind.

At this moment, an engine roar sounded, followed by harsh brakes and car horns. Ma Long was startled. He suddenly opened his eyes and turned his head to look, only to see a car speeding towards him.

"Old Xu..."

He only had time to shout "Old Xu", and then heard a loud "bang".

Xu Yang stood there motionless, and the car hit Xu Yang. Due to the inertia, the butt of the car even lifted up by more than half a meter, and then fell heavily and hit the ground.

The front part of the car was directly sunk in.

The driver in the car was frightened.

But Xu Yang still had his eyes closed, and a golden light appeared on his body.

This is the body-protecting golden light after the "Vajra Talisman" is triggered.

Turning back and glancing at Ma Long, Xu Yang said: "Do you know now why you should go far away instead of the near? There are too many cars at the intersection over my store, and it is easy to cause a car accident."

Ma Longbo was dumbfounded and murmured: "This...this has happened!"

"This is an accident!"

Xu Yang said: "Okay, okay, let's keep going!"

in the car.

The female driver was so frightened that she did not get out of the car immediately. Instead, she took out her mobile phone and called her husband...

Wait until you get off the bus.

Is there any figure in front of me?

…………

Ghost market.

In front of the "Gate of Ghosts" formed by the two big elm trees, Xu Yang told Ma Long the taboos in the ghost market. Ma Long wrote them down one by one and followed Xu Yang, a little excited, but more worried.

He grabbed Xu Yang's clothes and said, "Old Xu, if something unexpected happens later, you must protect me."

"The ghost market has its own rules. As long as you don't look around, buy randomly, turn around randomly, and don't talk randomly to others... you won't get into trouble."

Xu Yang said, taking out the ghost mask with green face and fangs and putting it on his face.

Ma Long was stunned: "Do you still need to wear a mask when you come to the ghost market?"

"It's best to wear it. After all, we are living people... Corpse oil candles can cover up the anger on our bodies, but they can't change our appearance. What if we are seen by ghosts who have seen us?"

Xu Yang said in surprise: "Didn't Uncle Wang tell you?"

Ma Long shook his head, with a sad face.

But he quickly thought of a way, immediately took off his shoes, put his socks in front of his nose and smelled...

vomit!

"This fucking stinks!"

"Forget it, forget it, your life is at stake!"

As he said that, he picked up the socks and put them on his head.

Xu Yang: "......"

He originally wanted to say that you can just tear off a piece of cloth and cover your face. Since Ma Long has solved this problem, there is no need to say more.

The two passed through the gate of hell and came to the bustling ghost market.

Ma Long looked at the ghosts floating around on the street, and then at the headlamp hanging on the red coffin. He shuddered suddenly and said, "Xu Yang, this... this ghost market is too scary. How about we go back first!"

"It doesn't matter."

Xu Yang said in a low voice: "Our anger has been hidden, and those evil spirits cannot find us... By the way, the streets of this ghost market are also very particular. The stall owners of some stalls are not living people. Do not mess with such stalls. look……"

Before he finished speaking, he felt Ma Long stop.

He immediately turned around to "look" and saw Ma Long's eyes staring straight at a dark stall with no hanging lights and candles, and said: "Xu Yang, look at that female ghost, she is big, round, and so plump. !”

"Don't look around!"

Xu Yang stopped quickly, while Ma Long shuddered violently, shook his head, and said, "Strange... Why do I feel a little uncomfortable in my shoulder."

…………

PS: The third update is here. Today’s 11,000-word update is over. I wish you all a happy new year!

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