This heavenly master is not serious

Next time...be gentler?

Outside the funeral shop, Ma Long was about to cry but had no tears.

What kind of hammer master is this?

Just when I became a disciple, you saw me being beaten. You just didn't help me to stand up, and you still said such sarcastic words?

And Xu Yang, this bitch has also changed. He values ​​sex over friends, and he actually lets him hit me with code words?

He got up from the ground and entered the funeral shop with his face covered with "Ouch, ouch". He wanted to scold Xu Yang, but Yun Mengxi, who was standing next to Xu Yang, flashed his watermelon knife at him and immediately chose to silently Standing behind Lao Wangtou.

This bitch is finally quiet!

Lao Wangtou and Xu Yang had such thoughts in their minds at the same time.

Xu Yang had too many doubts in his heart.

What Uncle Wang said just now shocked him to be honest. Just like myths and legends, there really are ten palaces of Yama in the underworld... So what about characters like the bull head, the horse face, and the judge?

We have the underworld, but what about heaven?

Is there also a heaven in this world?

Legend has it that after the four great Celestial Masters "ascended", they all served in the Heavenly Court and received the "Celestial Master's Office" from the Heavenly Court, while the founder of Maoshan was awarded the Netherworld Office.

Xu Yang pondered for a moment and asked, "Is Uncle Wang really a disciple of King Bian Cheng?"

"Take your name, take your name..."

Uncle Wang said: "My master is in charge of the Sixth Hall of the Underworld. As the lord of the City of Fushun City, he has a total of sixteen direct disciples who help my master in charge of the Sixteenth Small Prison. The number of registered disciples is relatively large. I, the King of Bian City, have a registered disciple." The identity of a disciple is not worth mentioning."

certainly.

That's just his modest way of saying it.

Even though King Bian Cheng has a large number of registered disciples, his identity is still there!

As long as his registered disciples have a name, they may be able to wander around in many places in the underworld.

Xu Yang asked curiously: "Uncle Wang, since you are a disciple of King Bian Cheng, you should hold a high position in the underworld... Why are you here in the Yang world?"

He paused and then said: "And didn't it say that the road between Yin and Yang has long been cut off? How did you enter the Yang world, Uncle Wang?"

"Why!"

"Don't mention it!"

When he talked about this matter, Uncle Wang looked very sad. He slapped the table vigorously and then slowly said: "Back then, there was turmoil in the underworld. I had a premonition that something was going to happen, so I lowered my status. I got a ghost official document and came to the earthly world."

Ghost officials can be regarded as the lowest level of "civil servants" in the underworld.

To become a ghost official as a registered disciple of Uncle Wang, "King Bian Cheng", is indeed to lower one's status.

As he spoke, he became angry, as if venting his anger, and said: "What the hell, something happened just a few months after I arrived in the world of the world. The avenues of heaven and earth were in turmoil, and the spiritual energy of the world was exhausted. People are isolated, the road between Yin and Yang is cut off... Do you know that I, uncle, have been working as a ghost official for almost six hundred years!"

Uncle Wang's tone became a little hysterical.

"Six hundred years!"

"Do you know how I have lived these six hundred years?"

"The evil ghost officials in the human world have a basic salary and performance commission... The more ghosts you catch, the higher the commission, and the more evil deeds will be distributed every quarter by the underworld... But I have just arrived in the human world and there are not many of them. The road between moon and yin and yang is blocked. In the past six hundred years, I haven’t received a dime of yin virtue from the underworld!”

"Back then, in Xixia, in addition to the city gods, mountain gods, river gods, land gods and other Yin gods, there were eighteen resident ghost officials, including me!"

"Heaven and man are separated, spiritual energy is exhausted, and the path between yin and yang is cut off... I watched with my own eyes the ghost officials who were doing evil things and died one by one in front of me because they couldn't withstand the backlash!"

"Uncle, I will never forget the desperate look in their eyes before they died!"

"Even the City God and various Yin gods are constantly dissipating as time goes by... Especially after the craze of sports that year, most of the golden bodies of Yin gods in the world were smashed. In just a few years, I don’t know how many Yin gods died unexpectedly!”

He pulled the flesh on his face again, stretched his face to Xu Yang, and roared: "Look at my face again, look at my body... The creatures in our underworld are neither alive nor dead. It has no body.”

"I chose this body when I first came to the human world and took office... I thought I would replace it with someone suitable, young and handsome in the future, but I never thought that it would be used for more than five hundred years!"

"Do you know, this body is almost stinking from use..."

He vented for nearly twenty minutes, and then his mood gradually stabilized. He took a long breath and sat down again, sighing: "I have been holding back these words for more than five hundred years, and I finally feel comfortable today."

Ma Long was very discerning and quickly took out a piece of Huazi and handed it over with both hands, saying: "Master, smoke."

After lighting a cigarette for Lao Wangtou, he ran out again. After a while, he came back with a box of Pulse. He opened the box and took out a bottle. He unscrewed the cap of the bottle for Lao Wangtou and handed it over with both hands: " Master, have a drink!"

Lao Wangtou held Hua Zi in one hand and Pulse in the other. He nodded with satisfaction and said: "Apart from my tendency to talk nonsense, my disciple is pretty good in other aspects... I am a master here." You have lived on earth for nearly six hundred years. In order to survive, you have almost used up all the treasures on your body. I have nothing to give you. But don’t worry, since you worship me as your master, you will naturally have no shortage of treasures to use in the future."

He felt relieved and reached out to point a finger between Ma Long's eyebrows.

Ma Long trembled and felt a huge amount of information pouring into his mind, turning into his own memory.

Just as he was about to speak, Lao Wangtou shouted: "Stop talking, sit down, and I will guide you in the beginning of practice!"

Buzz!

A strange aura rose from his body and poured into Ma Long's body.

The aura was extremely strange. In a certain way, it was very similar to the "yin energy" of Yin Hun Xie Sui, but it didn't have the sinister and cold aura of Yin Hun Xie Sui.

Ma Long immediately sat cross-legged on the ground, only to feel that strange power shot directly into his body from Lao Wangtou's fingers, and then started to move in his body according to a strange trajectory.

After running like this for three weeks, Lao Wangtou's voice sounded in my ears: "This is the route of the method I taught you. I guided you for three weeks and broadened your meridians... You are the ultimate As a Yin body, if you practice according to this method in the future, your cultivation will definitely progress rapidly."

He put away his fingers and deliberately made a weak look on his face.

Ma Long opened his eyes and quickly asked with concern: "Master, are you okay?"

"fine."

Uncle Wang waved his hands and said it was okay, but beads of sweat broke out on his forehead. He rubbed his waist, leaned forward, and sighed with a look of pain on his face: "Hey... I am old and no longer useful."

"Master, do you have back pain?"

Ma Long quickly stepped forward to help Uncle Wang lift his back and said, "I know a club where the technicians have very good massage techniques... Master, how about I take you to have a massage to relax?"

Uncle Wang's eyes flashed, but on the surface he asked seriously: "That club you mentioned...is he serious?"

"ah……"

Ma Long slapped his forehead and then remembered that this was his master and his dearest relative!

In ancient times, the master was the master!

The saying once a teacher, always a father is not an empty saying!

How can anyone take his master to visit a brothel?

He immediately looked like he had done something wrong and said: "Master, I'm not familiar with our serious clubs in Wucheng... Would you like me to ask which serious club offers better massage?"

"Need not."

But Uncle Wang waved his hand and said calmly: "How can I live up to my disciple's filial piety... If it's not serious, then it's not serious. It's just a massage anyway. Just keep your heart... Buddha said, I don't Whoever goes to hell goes to hell and is in the world of mortals, this is also considered a kind of practice.”

"Master is indeed an expert. These words are truly profound and contain the philosophy of life."

Ma Long flattered him and said, "This gave me a sudden enlightenment... It seems that I will have to go to the club more in the future."

He supported Uncle Wang and walked outside.

Uncle Wang snorted coldly and said displeasedly: "How can you do it alone? If you want to go, take your teacher with you... Your teacher also needs to practice!"

"Hey, master, is this Mercedes-Benz yours?"

"Um."

"Then let's go in your car..."

"Okay, apprentice, you can drive."

The two masters and apprentices disappeared into Xu Yang's "spiritual power" perception.

Xu Yang: "......"

Ah this...

What the hell is going on!

But when I think about it carefully, I think it makes sense... After all, Uncle Qin, oh no, it's Uncle Wang. When he was working as a janitor at Yincheng Institute of Technology, he hooked up with the female college student.

Xu Yang said he was not surprised at all that he would follow Ma Long to the club.

It's just that I still have a lot of doubts that I haven't had time to ask. You just vented your feelings and then followed your apprentice to the club. At least you should wait until I finish asking before leaving!

However, Xu Yang also heard some information from Uncle Wang's words.

The reason why there are so many evil spirits in the world now seems not entirely due to the "revival of spiritual energy". This may also have a certain relationship with the "turmoil" in the underworld.

The Yin-Yang Road was cut off, and even he himself was cut off from the underworld.

Not to mention the evil spirit, even if you want to go to the underworld, you can't go down!

However, in recent years, this situation should have improved.

This is Xu Yang's own judgment.

Because when he was normally transcending the souls of the dead, it seemed that the gate of hell appeared vaguely, and those souls should have entered the underworld.

In addition, the old man also entered the underworld.

However, Xu Yang looked worried...

This situation is not necessarily a good thing!

This shows that... Yin Yang Road may be restored!

At that time, the door from the human world to the underworld will be completely opened, and God knows if there will be any trouble. Once the powerful ghosts in the underworld come to the human world, it will probably be a chaotic dance of demons!

at this time.

A customer enters the store.

It was a middle-aged man. He poked his head around and said, "Boss... how can I sell those wreaths? And that paper man... can you tie them according to my requirements?"

Xu Yang couldn't see, so he swept away his mental energy, his closed eyelids trembled slightly, and said: "Why are you buying wreaths and paper figures?"

There was a strong aura of decay on this person's body, and there was also a faint yin energy around him. It was obvious that he was entangled with something.

Hearing Xu Yang's inquiry, the man looked up and saw that Xu Yang had his eyes closed tightly, as if he was blind. He immediately said: "Forget it, I won't buy it!"

Zheng!

Yun Mengxi pulled out the watermelon knife, stopped the man who wanted to leave, and sneered: "You bitch, you want to leave without telling me clearly. Do you want to come and go to my store whenever you want?"

Naturally, she saw something strange in the man.

The man was startled, and said inwardly: "What are you doing? In broad daylight, you still want to buy and sell by force? Is there any royal method?"

"Mengxi."

Xu Yang waved his hand and said: "Forget it, let him go."

Yunmengxi then put away the knife.

"snort!"

The man snorted coldly and left the store.

From then until six o'clock in the afternoon, there was no business in the store. When Xu Yang was about to close the door and return to the villa, a police car parked outside the door. Officer Wang got out of the car with a tired look on his face.

"Officer Wang."

"Master Xu"

After saying hello, Officer Wang noticed Xu Yang's eyes, and naturally he couldn't help but ask. Xu Yang explained a few words, and then asked with a smile: "Why did Officer Wang remember to come to my place? Did he encounter something difficult? case?"

He said it casually, but he never thought that Officer Wang would be shocked after hearing this and said: "Master Xu is worthy of being an expert. His uncanny calculations are very admirable... Our bureau has indeed encountered a case recently. For one week in a row, there were three cases in total." The bones were stolen."

"Weren't your grandfather's bones stolen before? I came here to ask Master Xu how you recovered the bones?"

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