This heavenly master is not serious

"..."

Xu Yang was stunned.

He knew that Ma Long had a brilliant mind and spoke freely... but he didn't expect it to reach this level!

Don’t talk about the king, just civilize you, me and him!

Don’t you know this sentence?

The key is that he also added "老" in front of the word "王巴"!

Xu Yang can't see now, and he is embarrassed to use his mental power to "see" Old Wangtou... After all, Old Wangtou is not an ordinary person. If you use your mental power to sweep around someone's body, he can naturally feel it.

This is very disrespectful.

Lao Wang was silent for a while.

Naturally, Ma Long didn't notice. He took out Huazi from the leather bag under the creaking nest, took out one and handed it over. He sat down on the chair where Xu Yang was sitting just now and said with a smile: "Old Wang, smoke Huazi." .”

Lao Wangtou silently took the cigarette.

Ma Long first ordered one for Lao Wang, and then ordered one for himself. He said: "Lao Wang, I haven't seen you in the past few years. Why do I feel that you are getting younger and younger... looking at the little suit, holy shit, still Armani’s?”

Xu Yang couldn't bear it anymore and immediately slapped him.

However, he couldn't see with his eyes, and he didn't use his mental energy to scan Ma Long's position. He just relied on the sound to identify the position, but this slap was in vain.

Ma Long raised his head and said suspiciously: "Old Xu, what are you doing? Fighting flies..."

Snapped!

"Ouch, my tun (lip)..."

After all, Xu Yang has a high level of cultivation. He failed to identify the location by listening to the voice the first time. Naturally, he will not fail the second time.

He slapped him, and Ma Long immediately covered his mouth and shouted vaguely: "Xu Yang, why are you hitting me..."

"Shut up!"

Xu Yang scolded: "This is the master I found for you. Only he can help you resolve your extremely yin body... Do you still want to live?"

"master?"

Ma Long was stunned and said in surprise: "Isn't this Lao Wang who sells birthday cakes on the street? Have you forgotten... I came to your house when I was a freshman in high school. Once he played chess with your grandfather, and someone in the store called and asked for longevity supplies. At that time, we went to the longevity material shop to help him sell it, and you even blackmailed him for 100 yuan."

Lao Wangtou: "......"

He raised his eyelids slightly and looked at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang panicked: "It's not me, it's nothing, don't spread rumors..."

"How can you say I lied?"

Ma Long said nonchalantly: "That day you took that 100 yuan and invited me to go to the Internet cafe to masturbate all night long. That night we rushed from gold to silver. You forgot... Look into my eyes and tell me, in the end Is this happening?"

Xu Yang: "......"

Ma Long said proudly: "Look, you don't even dare to open your eyes, and you still accuse me of spreading rumors?"

"I'm so fucking blind!"

Xu Yang felt that his heart disease was about to be attacked by anger. Ma Long naturally didn't believe it. He stepped forward and opened Xu Yang's eyelids with his hands. He saw that Xu Yang's eyeballs were covered with gray, as if a layer of ash had been sprinkled on them. The corners of his eyes were still filled with bloodshot eyes, and blood was oozing out. He suddenly wailed and shouted: "Old Xu, what's wrong with you?"

After saying that, he opened Xu Yang's other eye and said with a heartbroken look: "You said you were so good, why did you suddenly lose your sight?"

Xu Yang's head was covered with black lines and he said: "I am temporarily blind. I will be fine in a few days... Can you please stop being so blind? Uncle Wang is a hidden master. If you want to survive, just Become your teacher.”

When he heard the words "Hermit Master", Ma Long's eyes couldn't help but light up.

He has also read novels and knows that many masters like to work as security guards, bodyguards, son-in-laws, etc., and like to hide in the busy city... Isn't this what selling longevity materials is like?

He immediately fell down and was about to kneel down, but Xu Yang quickly stopped him and said, "As for accepting a disciple, is it actually enough to kowtow? You must first pass Uncle Wang's test."

Ma Long immediately corrected his attitude and stood seriously in front of Lao Wangtou.

Lao Wangtou smiled and said: "Your name is Ma Long, right? I remember you... Xu Yang was last in his class back then. You were the one who often came to the store to copy Xu Yang's homework, right?"

Ma Long blushed, lowered his head and said, "Uncle, you have such a good memory!"

Old Wangtou said again: "If you want to join my sect, you have to answer three questions. If I am satisfied, you can become a disciple now. If I am not satisfied, it means that you and I have no chance."

Xu Yang was a little nervous.

It would be fine if he succeeded, but if he failed to become a disciple, where should he go to find for Ma Long the method of cultivation in the underworld?

Ma Long, on the other hand, said carelessly: "Uncle, please ask!"

Lao Wangtou said: "In which year and month is your birthday?"

"Children's Day, June 1, 2001."

Ma Long said without thinking: "I heard from my mother that I took action at night. I don't remember the specific time."

Xu Yang opened his mouth...

Is this the so-called "testing and teaching"?

Isn't this too simple?

In other words... what's the point of this?

The ancients liked to study the birth date...Uncle Wang asked this question, maybe he really had a deep meaning.

Uncle Wang asked again: "What kind of business does your family do?"

Malone: ​​"My dad is engaged in construction. I was herding sheep in the mountains for the past two years. Mainly because I heard that digging for treasures can make you rich overnight. However, I was unlucky and didn't find anything. I just came back last month. My dad The day before yesterday, he said that I was just idle all day like a street kid, and he said that he would invest some money in me when the project payment is settled at the end of the year..."

Uncle Wang: "How are you going to spend this money after you get it?"

Ma Long thought for a while and said: "I plan to open a bar, similar to the magnificent one..."

Xu Yang opened his mouth wide.

A look of shock.

Damn it...

Is this question off track?

Old Man Wang asked again: "Can you tell me why you have such an idea?"

Malone: ​​"Uncle, this is the fourth question."

Old Man Wang: "It's okay. If you want to say something, you can say it. It's okay if you don't say it."

"hey-hey!"

Ma Long smiled obscenely and said: "Uncle, I'll tell you the truth... I don't have any other hobbies, I just like watching girls... When my bar opens, I will build a big dance floor on the first floor and hire a DJ. There will be a show in the evening...the girl who dances the hottest on the dance floor will be free of charge, so you can guarantee a feast for your eyes every day."

"good!"

Uncle Wang's eyes lit up, but he quickly put away his emotions. He nodded, with an enigmatic look, and said calmly: "Okay, kneel down and become my disciple."

Ma Long knelt down on the spot, Bang Bang Bang kowtowed three times and shouted: "Master!"

"Good disciple... Since you have accepted me as your master, I need to tell you the origin of our lineage."

Lao Wangtou suddenly sat upright and said seriously: "Listen carefully, my lineage is inherited from King Bian Cheng, one of the ten palaces of Yama in the underworld, and my teacher is King Bian Cheng's named disciple!"

Xu Yang was shocked and looked at Lao Wangtou in disbelief.

Even Yun Mengxi, who had been scrolling through short videos on her phone, suddenly stood up, looking at Lao Wang blankly with shock in her beautiful eyes.

Lao Wang said again: "My master, the commander of the Great Hell and the City of Wandering Death, is the master of the sixth hall of the ten halls of the underworld. In my lineage, there are three types of people that are most taboo."

"First, those who are disobedient and unfilial!"

"Second, those who blame everything!"

"Third... to those who cry in the north!"

Ma Long was stunned and asked, "Master, what does it mean to cry while urinating?"

Lao Wangtou explained: "Drowning means excreting feces and urine, while weeping means crying. Anyone who complains about heaven and earth in the world and who drowns and weeps against the north will be investigated if he enters the City of Wasted Death after death. If you commit any evil deeds during your lifetime, you will be punished by being beaten with an iron cone and burning your tongue with fire. This is the rule set by my master...that is, your master."

Ma Long's face was full of doubts and he said: "Master, if you cry when you poop and pee in the north, do you mean you cry when you poop and pee on the north? What's the crime? No one will poop anymore? Why does Master hate this? Race people?"

"..."

Lao Wang was speechless for a while, and then said: "That's not the point... The point is that since you have become my disciple, you must not do anything wrong, you must be filial to the master, and remember to share the good things with the master."

"But……"

Ma Long thought for a moment and said, "I don't remember if I ever pooped or peed on the north side... If I enter the City of Undeserved Death in the future, Master, will he also punish me?"

Damn it!

Lao Wangtou gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and suddenly regretted accepting this bitch as his disciple.

Yunmengxi on the side burst into laughter.

Ma Long looked at the laughter, his eyes lit up, and he asked: "Old Xu, is this the woman you are looking for again... By the way, where are the female ghosts you raised before? Don't you like ghosts? ? Why did the tone change this time? Is she also a ghost? "

Xu Yang got a big headache for a while!

Yunmengxi, on the other hand, dodged and came to Ma Long's side, kicked Ma Long in the face with a flying kick.

Ma Long flew out and rolled to the door of the funeral shop with a sound of "ah". Yunmengxi held a watermelon knife, stepped forward and stepped on Ma Long's chest, and said angrily: "Damn it, I have tolerated you for a long time, you are a grown man Why are you talking so much nonsense? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will cut your mouth!"

Say it.

She put away the knife, walked into the funeral shop, and said very obediently: "Uncle Wang, I'm sorry... I was impulsive and I beat your disciple. You won't be angry, right?"

Old man Wang said in his heart that the beating was good, why didn't he kill this bitch!

But after all, he was his new disciple. If he said this, it would ruin his reputation. So he thought about it and said, "Next time, be gentler. I haven't taught him the skills yet, and he hasn't started practicing yet. His body Too weak, be careful and kill him."

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PS: The fourth update is here!