The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Adult or not?" Founder cried when he saw the black bear.

The black bear's face was aggressive, and his tongue could not be collected. He answered?

"Nodded, shook his head and refused." Founder finally found a way to clean up the black bear, how could he just let it go?

The black bear was so convinced that he couldn't beat him and his tongue was caught. The bear also has no heroic temperament, and the earth and the earth are the most alive, so he nodded again and again.

Founder Road: "Willn't that get out of the house?"

The **** bear quickly lifted his butt, and Founder pulled out his legs that were pressed by the black bear, and then released his tongue.

As a result, he gave up, black bear, raised his hand to slap, and founder founder on the ground! Founder fell down with the trend, his hands reached out decisively, and grabbed the black bear!

"Woohoo!" The black bear screamed screaming, he swears that he had never thought about it in his life, and someone would be so shameless and grab his life directly! Moreover, he has never been so painful!

Founder hasn't asked yet, the black bear has nodded desperately, it doesn't work without a nod, it hurts!

The Founder gave up, and the black bear ran away, ran to the distant tree, sat down, and rubbed his claws desperately, while watching Fang Zheng with a grudge on his face. It seems that Black Bear has never seen such a brazen person in his life! Thick-skinned, he can't lick his tongue ... terrible!

When Founder finally saw the black bear honest, he stood up and walked towards the black bear.

Seeing this, the black bear ran away immediately and pulled away. The baldness in front of him was too scary. He didn't want to play with him!

When Founder saw this, he reluctantly grinned: "What are you running? If the poor monk really wants to pack you, can he let you go? You come over, let's discuss the two things. How about a big meal? "

"Don't go! You pull the eggs!" The black bear finally spoke.

As soon as Founder heard it, his old face blushed. If his dark history was passed on, he could already think of the pictures of his apprentices laughing. However, Founder still said: "Relax, don't talk about it this time. Let's just talk about cooperation."

"Don't talk!" Black Bear refused decisively.

"Don't do this. Talk about cooperation, but nothing else. So, if you open one, the poor monk promises you. How about that?"

The black bear's big eyes turned and said: "You are not allowed to pull your tongue and eggs, and we will fight again. If you win, I will listen to you. If you lose, you must not harass me!"

Founder listened and rolled his eyes. He harassed the black bear? Looks like the black bear immediately rode up when he saw him? But Founder had no idea of ​​arguing with the Black Bear, and he was in a hurry. So Founder said: "OK!"

"All right, here I am! Eat my palm!" The black bear howled and rushed up.

Founder knows that beasts are like this, only those with big fists can make sense! So Fangzheng no longer kept it, turned it all around, yelled, and rushed up!

Huh!

As soon as Fang Zheng was face to face, the black bear fell to the ground, and the black bear squinted and slammed it down.

However, Fangzheng was well prepared. Anyway, the Black Bear could not hurt him. What was he afraid of? So he took a big slap and immediately drew the bear face down to the black bear!

Snapped!

I thought that the Founder was physically hard, but this slap ate a tangible result, and then I just felt that the sky was turning, and my face was hot. But the black bear was also angry, roaring loudly, the big bear's paw fell like a heavy rain, trying to persuade this little thing!

As a result, the Founder ignored it and drew it back directly. One person and one bear, you come and go, crazy slap in the face!

ten minutes later!

"Don't fight!" The black bear finally took it, but now the black bear's head is obviously bigger, and the bear's paw is swollen ... The face is drawn by the founder, and the bear's paw is drawn by the founder! Whatever you think, this is a big loss for him.

The black bear raised his butt, Fang Zheng crawled out, and said with a smile: "This is not going to happen? The poor monk just warmed up."

"No fight, you have thick skin and can't move. I'm at a loss, I won't fight. I'm taking it." This time the black bear really took it, but he lost everything, no matter how bad it was.

So one person and one bear were sitting under the tree again, discussing things that were not ashamed.

There is also the story of Founder running all the way and Black Bear chasing all the way. However, Founder just wanted to make the black bear scare Dashu them and take revenge on a few people for their own hatred. As a result, the black bear's stomach resentment could not be found on Founder's body, and it was sent to Da Shu's body by the way. As soon as he walked around, the black bear with black belly stepped on Da Shu's leg with a few hundred pounds. Feet, as a result, Uncle Da broke his leg.

After thinking so much, the black bear finally came back and said, "So ... what do you think of me?"

"Don't kill him, don't let him go out, the rest, you are free." Founder.

As soon as the black bear heard it, he suddenly felt energetic. Although he couldn't eat it, he could play ... It seemed good too! So his head a little, howling rushed out, chased Zhangzi.

Zhang Zi ran for a while, feeling widened, and suddenly sat down under the tree to rest.

"Fuck, this **** bald donkey actually attracted the bear. Fortunately, Lao Tzu ran fast, otherwise his life would be gone." Zhang Zi cursed, took out a kettle and took a sip of water, looked around, and found sadly that he Seems lost!

"It's okay. I'll climb up to the top of the mountain in a while, and see if I can get it back." Zhang Zi muttered.

At this moment, a roar of bears came, and then the sound of footsteps like slamming drums gradually approached.

Zhang Zi quickly got up, and whispered, "Grass, is n’t it enough to eat a monk? Come after me? You should go back to eat Yingzi? They are there?" Scolded and ran Not too slow, too late to tell the direction, no bushes, thorns, poisonous snakes to manage, just run, run all the way, run wild.

Zhang Zi soon discovered that the bear's voice was low, and it seemed to be distanced. But whenever he took a break, the bear's voice was near, scaring him to continue running ...

At the same time, Uncle Da's side was not smooth. Dumb carrying Uncle Da, Yingzi took the mountain knife all the way and started to go back. Nobody led the way. He walked in all kinds of irregularities, twisted around, wasted a lot. physical strength. After the previous encounter with the Black Bear, several people became more timid and vigilant.

"Uncle Da ..." Yingzi looked back at Uncle Da with a pale face.

Uncle Da waved his hand: "Don't be afraid, you were just caught off guard. Otherwise, based on my experience with dumbs, I will never run into a black bear full. Do n’t go too fast, dumb out, you Do n’t move. The beast has the rules of the beast, they will mark the ground, see their mark, and just bypass it. Under normal circumstances, the beast will not attack people ... Well, most of the black bears just now are also monks by the thief It's mad, and that's crazy. "

Yingzi nodded hard and understood.