The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Mage, you wait for me, the bear is catching up!" In the distance, Zhang Zi ran all the way, followed by the Founder, and was so scared that **** was coming out.

As a result, Fang Zhengzhen stopped, caring, "donor, I'll wait for you for a while, if Xiong ... uh ..."

Before the Founder had finished speaking, Zhang Zi suddenly exploded and kicked to the Founder. The Founder then fell to the ground.

Zhang Zi laughed loudly: "Idiot monk, since you want to be a good person, then the good person will make it to the end and let the bear be dinner. I'm gone!"

Zhang Zi laughed, ran away quickly, turned back in haste, just to see a big bear with a big face rushed to the front of Fang, he knew everything was a foregone conclusion, and ran away without looking back.

Founder touched his bald head, with a hard look on his face.

Huh!

A hot air sprayed on Fang Zheng's face. Fang Zheng turned his head and saw the **** bear standing next to him. He looked at Fang Zheng with a look of sarcasm, then raised his head and said, "Stupid bald, you have been abandoned. Even The **** that the companions have abandoned should be the meal of the bear! Let ’s go, eat and go! ”

Having said that, the **** bear ran away, this time running faster than before.

Founder saw this and hurried up. Although Zhang Zi was not a thing, he just fed the bears like this and always felt that it was too cheap for him!

So Founder hurried to catch up.

"What are you doing?" The Black Bear watched Fang Zheng vigilantly.

Founder said: "What excitement you, a bear blind man? In human society, killing is a crime. If you kill him, someone will find you after a while. Under the random gun, you are a plate on the table. dish."

Founder didn't lie, and the beasts that had eaten human flesh generally do not stay. Because, beasts that have eaten humans will subconsciously classify this species that has never been eaten into his recipes. When they encounter people, they will eat them. And eating more and more, more and more fierce ... the potential threat is far greater than the beast that has not eaten a human. Unless it is an endangered species, it is eligible for presumption, but this black bear is obviously not within the scope of the national treasure.

"What is a gun? I have great strength and can run fast. Just the stupid monkey whose two legs can't climb the tree, I can slap several people with a slap!" The black bear proudly said.

Fang Zheng's mouth grinned: "Hehe ... Are you sure?"

"You bald don't count!" The black bear called immediately.

Speaking of this, the black bear subconsciously remembered the process of meeting the thief bald before, and his face was full of bitter tears!

The black bear is not a good kind. Although he can understand the Founder's words, how can the food delivered to his mouth not be eaten? Before I saw Founder by the river, he rushed up immediately, and then he couldn't help but press the Founder to the ground and pick up his clothes!

Frightened Fangzheng called out quickly: "I'm a man! Man! Whoops, don't you know a man or woman? Male? I'm male! Don't be excited!"

The black bear just started listening to men. Who cares if you are a man? Still public? He just wanted to remove the bald head in front of him and eat meat! However, he was curious that the skin of this hairless monkey was so hard? He can't tear his bear's paw!

The unbelieving black bear raised his palm and patted it on the bald head in front of him, his tongue sticking out. He seemed to see the scene where his brain was cracked and he could eat a big meal!

however……

Huh!

Alas!

The black bear sits on the ground with his butt, waving his paw, it hurts! Is this TM still a head? Is this a stone?

Founder also sat up, rubbing his head and saying, "Let you stop, you don't listen, your hairstyle messes you up."

The black bear's eyes rolled and his hairstyle? Do you have hair?

"Black bear, you ..." Fang Zheng was about to say something.

The black bear said nothing, and pressed the Founder to the ground again, and his big paw patted on the Founder's chest and neck, and there was a loud bang! He looks like a thin, petite guy in front of him, like an iron striker, he won't die if he fights, and he won't break any way! Not even a little blood!

The black bear is on fire, which is simply a naked insult to his forest handle! anger! Extremely angry!

The black bear stood up, roared, and swooped down!

As a result, the thief on the ground was bald. He turned over and gave him his back, not forgetting: "The back is also hammered, which is quite comfortable."

In fact, Founder is also very curious. Although his body is stronger than ordinary people, he is definitely a little different from the black bear. In particular, the strength of the body, even if the moon white monk clothing protects, but the moon white monk clothing does not reduce the pain. Otherwise, when he jumped the mountain, he wouldn't have jumped for a long time.

Theoretically, the black bear was in a mess, and it definitely hurts to death. But now, he didn't feel the pain, instead ... it was like a full massage, very comfortable!

Founder wanted to go, the only explanation was that the bells and drums were ringing together, and the Buddha's energy was in his body, so that his physical body had changed amazingly, at least in terms of resistance to shocks. It was amazing!

The black bear saw that the thief bald in front of him was so provocative, raging with anger and roaring, exhausting his whole body strength, taking a paw!

"Hmm ..." Fang Zheng finally screamed under the blow.

The black bear hasn't had time to be proud, but found that something is wrong. This cry seems a little ecstasy ... Lie on the ground and look at Fang Zheng's face. The two eyes are opposite each other, and the black bear immediately became angry! This thief was so crooked! The big mouth bite directly at the bald head, he didn't believe it, his razor-sharp teeth couldn't bite the white egg!

Click!

"Woo ..." The black bear covered his mouth, feeling only a sore tooth, and looked at Fangzheng like a monster.

Founder turned to look at the black bear and grinned, "Don't stop, keep going, the hammer is quite comfortable."

The black bear looked at Fang Zheng's abominable face, his long tongue stuck out, and the barb popped out! This is his killer, ordinary wolf or something, with a tongue going up, no flesh!

However, his tongue made a harsh noise on the monk's face. The monk still had nothing ... the black bear was almost desperate, but the next moment ...

"Nausea!" Fang Zheng just felt drool on his face, accompanied by the stench of carrion, and the nausea came up, and he almost vomited on the spot.

"You big man, you can't beat it, just play nausea, right?" Fang Zheng said hard.

The black bear saw that the licking was effective, regardless of whether it was disgusting or real. In short, finally, the thief bald realized the majesty of his uncle Xiong, so his tongue stuck out and licked again.

"Come back? The Sajia family doesn't show their might. Are you a cat as a Buddha?" Founder raised an eyebrow, grabbed the bear's tongue, and pulled it out with force! Founder's strength may not reach the black bear, but with enough effort, it is still OK to tear off the black bear's tongue. Of course, Founder is not so cruel, but ...

"Hmm ..." The black bear just felt that his tongue was about to be pulled out, and the painful tears flowed out. He just pulled out his tongue, his mouth couldn't be closed, and he couldn't yell, making a series of weird sounds.