The day I shared a flat with my female boss

But is Xing min wrong? No, she's not wrong at all! I can't let her stay at the front desk and be bullied by Li Hongyan! I want to find a way to get her back to the planning department, and I have already figured out the way to get Xing min back to the planning department!

Soon Xie Peng came! I don't have to look up. When I listen to his walking and dancing footsteps and the tune of Zhou Dong's "nunchaku" that he always likes to hum, I know that he is here!

I ran over and hid behind the office door. As soon as he stepped in with one leg, I jumped on him, grabbed him by the collar, pushed him down on his desk in front of him, and cried: "you dare to come in with a little tune! To be honest, why were you late yesterday morning? Say

Xie Peng "ah ah" to struggle, denied: "Hello! Are you mistaken? How could I be late? "

I jammed his neck and said: "you let Gao Wan punch you, you think I don't know! Why are you late? Say it or not

"Oh, Hello!" He gasped. "What a big deal! I watched football the night before yesterday, so I slept a little more last morning! Do you have to worry about that? "

"How can Gao Wan punch your card?"

"With my card!"

"But the fingerprints don't match!"

Xie Peng suddenly turned over, reached out to push me away, and said with a smile, "you're dead! Uncle He cocked his middle finger at me and said, "you don't usually surf the Internet? Online sales of fingerprint film sets are booming! One hundred yuan! You don't know? Damn it

I was stunned for a moment, thinking that there is such a thing? To paraphrase that well-known slogan is "since the fingerprint film, mom no longer has to worry about my being late for work!"

"It's called the devil's height and the road's height! Do you understand? " Xie Peng leaned against the edge of his desk and smoothed my wrinkled neckline. "We are all Kanu. Do you know what are the four most painful inventions for office workers?"

"Tell me!" I stared at him, humming.

Xie Peng arranged his clothes and looked up at me.

"Punch in, cell phone, instant noodles and computers!" He complained, "one of the most painful inventions is the clock out machine! Although computers can make mouse hands and emit unlimited radiation until we die in the radiation, the clock out machine is the most ruthless. It makes you sleep hard, it makes you unable to eat soybean milk and small bags, and sometimes it makes you "bleed"! It's easy for us to make some money! If you are late for more than three times, you have to deduct half a month's bonus! That's our hard-earned money "

" get it! Stop it I glared at him.

"Hear me out!" He looked at me and said, "you know what? Now my aunt who sells breakfast on the street is familiar with me. Every day when she sees me coming from afar, she quickly prepares steamed buns. Last year, in the company's summer games, I was able to win the third place in the relay race. Everyone said that as long as I persist in "training" for another year, I may become a candidate for the next Olympic Games. "

Then Xie Peng's tone turned to accusation. He waved his arm and said in a loud voice: "it's easy for us office workers! In order to rush to clock in, I have to sweat all over in summer. Before clocking in in winter, I may have to borrow my colleague's warm baby to use it. All the way, I braved the wind and snow to come to work. I almost lost my fingerprints. "

"Come on, come on," I said impatiently, waving my hand. "Instead of rushing to death in the morning, you'd better wash and sleep early in the evening." I'm seldom late, so I'm very disdainful.

I've heard such a thing from the personnel manager of the former company before. Seeing that he was going to be late, a staff member rushed upstairs to punch in. He ran too fast and hit the glass door. He fell to the ground and fell in front of the surprised front desk lady. Later, he was diagnosed with toe joint contusion and was unable to walk, so he had to ask for three days' sick leave and paid 200 yuan for the broken glass door. The most sad thing is that his attendance record on that day was "late"!

"Gu Yang! You're a freak Xie Peng looked at me and said, "look at the girls in the company. They run out of breath every day. Maybe they will even run away from their bras one day."

Ha ha ha! I also laughed and thought that it was the same. Those mushroom coolers were dying for a punch in machine every day. But I admit that the clock out machine is indeed a cold-blooded and merciless invention!

I suddenly restrained my smile, grabbed Xie Peng's collar again and cried, "but you've done Xing min a terrible job! Li Hongyan saw Gao Wan punch you in! You are the culprit, Xing Min has committed the crime of shielding! She may have seen it. She dare not keep silent! "

"Ah! Have you been discovered by Li Hongyan? " Xie Peng was surprised. "I said that I saw their expressions just now! oh dear! Now something's wrong! Li Hongyan is sure to give a small report! It's over, it's over

I was so angry that I grabbed him and said, "you're done! You implicated min'er, you know? She is innocent

"What about that?" He looked at me with wide eyes.

I pushed him away, fierce he said: "you are so smart, still ask me?"

"I must stop Li Hongyan first!" He said, looking at me thoughtfully, "I can only keep min'er and myself by blocking her mouth!"

"The train of thought is very clear!" I punched him and stared at him coldly.I know Li Hongyan is a very good buy off person, as long as to her taste! Just, that was yesterday morning. I don't know if she has typed up the little report?

Xie Peng suddenly cried out: "my poor min'er! I hurt you

"Hurry up! What opera to sing I pushed Xie Peng out of the door, and I said, "otherwise, all three of you will be finished! It's the end of high school! Gao Wan is your accomplice

"Ha! I hear someone speak ill of me

Gao Wan suddenly steps in with his bag on his back and looks at Xie Peng and me with a smile

I felt my nose hard and explained with a smile: "high end! We're talking about clocking in yesterday morning! Li Hongyan knows about that! "

Gao Wan was also surprised. He was stunned and turned his eyes to Xie Peng! What are you going to do? "

"Stop Li Hongyan's mouth!"

Xie Peng dropped a word and went straight out of the door.

Gao Wan turns around and looks at Xie Peng's back. He doesn't seem to understand all of a sudden. Then he clenches his lips and unconsciously taps his chin: "that's the only way!"

Then Hu Xuejiao stepped on high-heeled shoes and walked into the room. She was still very sensual!

"Good morning! You! Is there any news? "

Hu Xuejiao stood in front of Gao Wan and me, looking happy and ruddy, blinking her false eyes

We all know that what she cares about is the grapevine news!

Gao Wan said with a smile: "yesterday Kyrgyzstan held a presidential election!"

Then he shrugged and turned to his seat.

Hu Xuejiao pouted and shook her head, turning her eyes to me.

I touched my nose and said with a smile: "ha ha, don't look at me! I don't read newspapers, I don't watch TV! I only occasionally glance at the bus TV and the small TV in the elevator. However, it seems that there are always presidential elections recently. It seems that there are presidential elections in Congo, Indonesia! "

Then I turned to my seat and walked quickly. The presidential election is none of my business! Laozi's concern is RV and looking for wife!

Gao Wan joked with Hu Xuejiao: "Jiaojiao! You look good today! Must have had a good time last night? "

Hu Xuejiao was very interested. She threw her bag on her desk, twisted her hips and went to Gaowan to finish her work. She said happily, "you guessed right! Last night with some handsome guys! First, I had dinner in haiyunjian Hotel, then I went to the bar for a carnival, and then I went to sanlipu for supper. "

"Then I went back to haiyunjian to open a house, right?" Gao Wan said with a bad smile.

"I hate it Hu Xuejiao waved her arm in a coquettish way, then said in a sweet voice, "it's a secret! However, you men have a saying that "women are like clothes", but miss Ben is not a brand that everyone can afford to wear! " She paused for a moment, looked back at me, and continued to say to Gao Wan, "but those handsome guys were OK last night! Gold, handsome, considerate and gentle! They asked me to ride a horse this afternoon

"You're not going to work?"

Hu Xuejiao lifted her long hair and said with a smile, "I've decided to ask for sick leave this afternoon! Life is too short to be happy She suddenly lowered her voice and added, "Shh! Don't talk nonsense! Being known by President Lin, she will make me cry rhythmically

I think her look at me is very provocative, or provocative! I suddenly think of a cold humor, used in Hu Xuejiao who is no more suitable than "mushroom cool! Your bed is always crowded, so busy

Wait for Hu Xuejiao to finish. Gao wanbad reminded with a smile: "Jiaojiao! Don't you know what happened in haiyunjian? How dare you go there? Are you not afraid of being taken in by Xiao Shao? "

"What are you afraid of?" Hu Xuejiao waved her arm again, "what's wrong with being seen by Xiao Shao? I'm a guest of his hotel. What can he do to me? "

"That's not necessarily," Gao Wan said with a bad smile. "Xiao Shao has many patterns! If you meet Xiao Shao, you may not be able to live up to his style. "

I'm on the contrary with Gao Wan's idea. Maybe only Hu Xuejiao can stand Xiao Delong's abnormal play!

I began to calm down and think about the case. All morning, except for coffee and going to the bathroom, I always sat at my desk and thought about my "Normandy landing"!

I used almost all my skills, such as "three in one", "two in contrast" and "alliteration", but I still got nothing. Once again, I realize that the copywriting is not a boast, as well as puns and vulgar word games and barely make do!

Thinking about it, I always feel that there is a missing link, because the missing link, I can't link my ideas clearly and completely.

The missing link is market research. My enlightening teacher "Liuquan Jushi" makes a metaphor, saying that market research is the cornerstone of copywriting. Without a solid and deep foundation, how can you build a gorgeous skyscraper? Even if it is finally barely completed, the skyscraper is also crumbling, can not stand the test of the storm!At noon, Hu Xuejiao sent me a message and asked me a very strange question.

She asked me what brand of sports shoes do 18-year-old boys like to wear? It's like asking a 30-year-old man what kind of woman he loves?

Onion and garlic, of course! However, I like to wear sports shoes, but I can't afford famous brand sports shoes. I only wear domestic brands or fake versions of world famous brands, just like my Armani bag!

I recommend Adidas brand running shoes to Hu Xuejiao. I think adidas shoes are beautiful in style, light and airy! It's a brand I want to buy but can't afford!

Hu Xuejiao asked if I could help her? I asked, what is it? She said that she wanted me to accompany her to the pedestrian street to buy shoes at noon. She wanted to prepare a mysterious birthday gift for her brother who was studying in a university in other places. She asked me to help her to refer to it!