The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I pinched my nose and said with a smile, "Xi'er, don't you want to see me?"

"I don't want to see you," Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone in a serious tone, "unless..."

My heart "clatters" for a while, isn't Xi'er how didn't forgive me? I grabbed my cell phone and asked Unless something... "

"Unless it snows tomorrow!" Xi'er laughs at the end of her mobile phone.

I'm happy. I smile and yell at the end of my cell phone: "good! Sample! How dare you fool me? Be careful of me... "

At this time, the door of Gu Tong's bedroom was suddenly opened from the inside. She put on her nightgown and stuck out a bleary eye staring at me.

"Brother! Did you take dope in the middle of the night? Do you want people to sleep? "

I quickly covered my mobile phone, turned to Gu Tong and said, "what's the noise? Sleep under the covers! The night in Moscow is quiet

Gu Tong glared at me and pouted: "brother! If you do that again, I'll call the mental hospital! "

I ignored Gu Tong and ran into my own bedroom with my mobile phone. After I closed the door, I rushed to the edge of the shop and jumped to the shop.

"Wife, are you still there?" I put my cell phone in my ear.

"Yes, I'm waiting for you..." Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I said with a smile: "wife is the best in the world, hehe."

"Are you angry with your family again?" Xi'er said to me at the end of the mobile phone.

I pinched my nose too much and said with a smile, "I don't have so many problems if I want to be fierce."

"You always bully your younger sister. Be careful that she will get married and no longer recognize you as a brother!" Xi'er said to me at the end of the mobile phone.

I said, "yo! You're protecting your sister-in-law before you go through the door? "

"I hate you!" Xi'er said shyly at the end of her mobile phone.

I smile to imitate her tone to repeat a way: "hate you! The devil! Ha ha ha

The cell phone is silent there.

I said with a smile: "wife, where are you calling me?"

"On the bunk." Said Xi'er.

"On the bunk?" I said with a bad smile

"Well. What's the matter? " Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I said, "I'm on the bunk, too. Hehe!"

"It's broken!" Xi'er said with a mischievous smile, "I'm not safe again!"

I pinched my nose and said with a bad smile, "you know? I'll get under your bed now! Hey, hey

"No! I'm calling rude Xi'er said in a delicate voice at the end of the mobile phone.

I said, "shout! Anyway, your father is in Sanya. I can do whatever I want with you! As long as your father is away, there's nothing to be afraid of! "

"I don't want you to touch me!" Xi'er said shyly.

I said with a bad smile, "my husband has got into your bed and hugged you tightly. What do you think I should do next? Why don't you direct me? "

"Yes! I command you Xi'er feigned anger at the other end of the mobile phone and said, "now you start to do an experiment, holding an ashtray in one hand and a beer bottle in the other. At the same time, take a hard pat on the forehead, and then you come back to tell me which one hurts?"

I pinched my nose and said with a smile, "of course, the glass ashtray hurts. I'm not afraid of beer bottles. I can open three or four beer bottles at one time."

"No! It's your headache! okay! You're wrong. Now we have to go to sleep! " Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I said, "do I sleep on your left or right?"

"You sleep under me..." Xi'er said with a smile.

In a daze, I immediately pinched my nose and said with a smile, "Er, this I'm a little embarrassed... "

"What do you think?" Xi'er said angrily at the end of the mobile phone, "I mean you sleep under my shop!"

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On Saturday morning, I was immersed in a sweet dream when a voice of "Jili Waila" came. I turned over lazily, raised my sleepy eyes and listened. It turned out that the strange sound came from Hao Jian.

Wearing a brand-new Adidas T-shirt, his hair is shiny and silky, and his face is radiant. He is singing a love song of Adu affectionately!

Hao Jian has been living with me for two days.

He thought that the place he rented was too far away from the company. He wanted to change to a place close to the company. He looked after the house in advance and talked about the price. But when he was ready to move, the new landlord suddenly wanted to raise the house price.

Naturally, Hao Jian was not happy and had a fight with the new landlord.

"Look at your poor face! I want to live in a house with balcony without money The new landlord left such a bad word and slammed the door!

So Hao Jian became a poor homeless child! He turned to me and said he would move as soon as he found a new place.

I kindly accepted him to stay with me for a while.

Of course, I didn't give him the shop, I just gave him the sofa in the living room.Hao Jianyi was by the door of my bedroom. He seemed to sing with devotion, but his eyes were always on me.

Seeing my dissatisfied face, he gave me a meaningful "hey hey" smile.

I grabbed my pillow and flew over to him, saying, "if you don't shout two voices in the morning, you will die?"

"No!" Hao Jian reached for the pillow, looked at me with a cheap smile and said, "I'm in a good mood today! Outside the window, the sun is shining, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. It's a good day that's destined to happen

"What do you want to say?" I lay on the bunk and stared at him.

Hao Jian raised his hand to caress the newly finished hairstyle, looked at me with a cheap smile and said, "I want to say that you should not waste your good time at home. If you have to waste it on the shop, you should also waste it on the woman's shop, not on the single shop!"

I raised my hand to cover my mouth and yawned a long time. I Zaba looked at Hao Jian and said, "there's no place to go today? Xi'er wants to accompany his sister to walk in the pedestrian street, so that she can be free at night! All right! What should you do! I have to sleep for a while

I had dinner with a client last night, and I didn't get home until early in the morning!

Hao Jianyi stood still at the door and said with a cheap smile, "don't you thank me for being your alarm clock! It's bad for your health to delay breakfast! You see how blue the sky is outside, how white the clouds are, how light the wind is, how colorful the skirts are flying in the street, what a romantic and passionate summer weekend it is

Then he squeezed his eyes at me again and continued to lure or say, "yes! Good news for you! In the morning, there is a performance of body painting near May day square. It's said that there are so many beauties, and the painters are painting on the breasts of those beauties. Don't you want to see the spectacular scene of "turbulent waves"

I turned my lips and said with disdain, "a group of vulgar third rate artists, who call them" art "performances, are actually just" vulgar "performances. They are full of avant-garde and servile in their bones!"

Hao Jian raised his hand and stroked his Chow Yun Fat style hairstyle, and continued to inspire me: "ah! Who told you to pay attention to the painters and their paintings? I want you to see beautiful women. Those beautiful women are all hot models in the model company. They are all "Mount Everest.". Ah! I see mountains, mountains, ah, Nasuo, that's the Qinghai Tibet Plateau... "

I finally understand that this guy is trying to drive me out of the house today.

I stared at him and said, "to be honest! What are your intentions? "

Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile, "a scholar who is a confidant will die, and a woman who is happy with herself will face.". Do you mean brothers should help each other? "

"That's right!" I stare at him and say, "and then?"

Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile, "that Brother, I have a situation today... "

"Are you menstruating?" I said.

Hao Jianjian said with a smile: "not yet. However, I am afraid that Lan Yingji will have menstruation. "

"Lan Yingji is none of your business! Aren't you out of touch with her? " I stare at Hao Jiandao.

Hao Jianjian said with a smile: "there is a good trend of reconciliation. She promised to meet me here today. "

"Damn it! I'm not in public. Why do you come to my house on a date? " I stared at Hao Jiandao, reached for a cigarette case, pulled out a cigarette and lit it.

Hao Jian ran up and sat on the edge of my shop. He grabbed my cigarette box and took out a cigarette to light it.

"It's just because home is a private place that GE invited LAN Yingji to come here," Hao Jian said with a sneer, looking at me with a puff of smoke! When a woman agrees a man to go to his home, she has already acquiesced in any behavior of the man subconsciously, including the upper bunk! Of course, many girls love to pretend to be pure, and she won't show her heart, but as long as she comes to the house, the man should take good care of it and deal with everything in a reasonable way, right? "

"Shut up After drinking Hao Jian, I let out a puff of smoke and said, "where do you think my home is? Love you to open a room to do! It's none of my business to make it dark and dark! "

Hao Jian pounced on me and said with a cheap smile: "the situation is very serious, brother! I remember that Lan Yingji's period is coming. If I don't do her today, I guess I will have to go through the next physiological cycle, right? I can't help but conquer her once I go down! And you are also a good thing for my brother. Do you think a brother should be so considerate of his partner? "

"Go away! I warn you! I'll never let a mess of women come up in this shop! That's why you have to die! " I stare at Hao Jiandao, "you can do LAN Yingji, but don't come to my house!"

Hao Jian stuck his arm around my neck, looked at me with a cheap smile and said, "man! You can relax! I'll never be on your bunk or your sister's bunk. I'll be on the sofa, won't I? "

"Damn it! Are you sick? Gu Tong and I sit on the sofa every night! " I glared at Hao Jian and said, "don't even think about it! No way

"Good! deal! I'm not on the sofa. I'm on the floor, right? " Hao Jian put his Slut face in front of my eyes and said, "brother! If you don't agree, I'm sorry for our brotherhood for so many years! "I kicked him away and sat up from the bunk.

"Still on the floor? You beast I scolded him and walked out of the bedroom barefoot.