The day I shared a flat with my female boss

But I didn't give up, although I sent almost hundreds of messages to Xi'er, she didn't reply to me!

That night, I lay on the sofa in the living room, and I used a towel to compress my poor thumb, while continuing to send messages to Xi'er.

Gu Tong sat beside me watching TV series.

"Brother! You are not normal these two days! The information you usually send is not as much as these two days! Is "M-Zone" launching "free package for lovers" Gu Tong looked at me and said.

Gu Tong came back from a business trip yesterday morning. She doesn't know that my love with Xi'er is in crisis, and I don't want to tell her.

"I'll take care of you! You know how to eat! I'm practicing typing I don't look back. My eyes are always fixed on the TV screen. My thumb is moving fast on the keyboard of my mobile phone.

Gu Tong raised her eyebrows and said, "is that right? Brother, then you are really hard-working. You forget to eat and sleep! "

"What to do! Don't influence my thinking! How many times have I told you that when I study, you'd better be silent than vocal! " I looked up at Gu Tong.

"Learning? According to your way of study, you have been at Harvard and Oxford for a long time! I think it's the power of love, right? Hey, hey... "

"I'm still Buddha Mazin! Be quiet, you I ignored Gu Tong and continued to rush to write. At the same time, I cried out in my heart, "if there is no lover in Luohua, can I send a message back?"

Xi'er's mobile phone should be ravaged by me all day, right? See these or emotional or funny information, Xi'er can't help laughing? Or do you think I'm boring? Or am I happy to delete Xi'er from my mobile phone?

Think of here, I can not help but dumbfounded.

Drowsiness bursts, I really want to put myself flat on the shop, beautiful sleep a natural wake up WOW! All of a sudden, a voice in my ear exclaimed: who laughs last who laughs most beautiful! So I dozed off and ran around again.

Then I turned over my hand and threw away the hot towel. With my hardworking, overworked and unpaid thumb, I pressed a string of Chinese words:

a zoologist went to Antarctica and asked a penguin, "what do you do every day?"

The penguin said, "I do three things every day. First, I eat, second, I sleep and third, I fight." Scientists thought, even penguins are so fashionable, can play, really interesting!

Not far away, he met another penguin and asked him, "what do you do every day?"

The penguin said, "I do three things every day. First, I eat, second, I sleep and third, I fight."

The scientists thought that the penguin's life is so regular that humans should learn more from them!

He asked 99 penguins in a row, and they all said so.

Scientists are a little strange, thinking, why in addition to eating and sleeping, that is to play, is not what humans call kissing? Is it a sport for animals?

At this time, he met a little penguin, looks very cute, he could not help but ask: "little guy, what do you do every day?"

The little penguin replied seriously: "I do two things every day. First, I eat and second, I sleep. "

the zoologist asked curiously," they all fight, why don't you? "

After editing this message, I sent it to Xi'er in suspense.

Gu Tong picked up the remote control, turned off the TV, stood up and yawned, looked at me and said, "I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep..."

Yawning is contagious. As soon as Gu Tong yawned, I yawned one after another. The sleepers swept in again. I couldn't hold on.

"You'd better go to sleep first. When you've got enough essence, you'll have enough sharpness. Fight again tomorrow! My lovely Xi'er has been harassed by me all day and is tired. It's time to rest! " I comforted myself so much that I reached out to turn off the light.

Just then, my cell phone suddenly rang!

I take a close look, the number displayed is Xi'er's!

I was ecstatic, and the drowsiness was dispelled by me again.

I shake my hand when I hold the mobile phone. I suppress my excitement and uneasiness and press the answer button with my nearly stiff fingers

"Gu Yang! Are you crazy? You're not crazy. I'm going crazy! Do you know that SMS harassment is against the law! Believe it or not, I'll sue you! " Xi'er said angrily at the end of his cell phone.

I smile, I know I can be saved!

"I I... " I faltered, but I couldn't speak for a moment.

At the critical moment, I got stuck!

"Don't be me, you know? You're such a jerk. I'm not at peace all day! Hum Xi'er said in an angry and funny tone on the other end of the mobile phone.

I know that Xi'er's call seems to be asking for a crime, but in fact she is giving me a chance!

Learning from the experience of last time, I can't be so hesitant any more. I know Xi'er needs my confession, sincere and affectionate confession!

"Xi'er, don't be angry, don't be angry with me, OK? You give me a chance. I just want to tell you the real history of the photos and the tape"Good! I'm listening! Go ahead, please. I'll give you three minutes. The countdown starts... " Xi'er said bitterly on the other end of the mobile phone.

Oh! Three minutes! wife! You are so generous to me!

"Xi'er, wife, you must believe me! I'm really innocent! It's not what you think. What happened that night is like this. Yan Zhenzhen was drunk... "

Then I will tell Xi'er the details of that night.

After listening to my confession, Xi'er was silent for a moment on the other side of the mobile phone, and then said, "OK! So, what happened to that tape? "

"This is what happened with that tape." I hasten to take over, and then tell Xi'er everything that happened to Yan Zhenzhen in my family from beginning to end, including the details.

After that, I said with a flattering smile: "Xi'er! You must believe me! If you don't believe me, no one will believe that! "

There was a moment's silence on the other end of the mobile phone, only Xi'er's slight breath

"All right! Gu Yang! I believe you once, but... "

I quickly said, "but what? Xi'er. Say it! Say it! I'll promise you anything you say! "

"However, similar things are not allowed to happen again in the future, otherwise Otherwise, there will be no future! "

I was like a soldier in danger, repeatedly answered: "yes! Yes! Xi'er! I promise you, I guarantee with my personality that this will never happen again! I promise I will never see her again. Please believe me! Miss Xi'er, please take a heart

Xi'er smiles at the end of her mobile phone, and she says, "ah! I don't want you to never see her again. If she is your friend, don't treat her like this. I just want you to stop doing things like that in the photos and tapes... "

I said angrily, "I don't have a friend like Yan Zhenzhen! She's a bitch... " I didn't want to be so rude in front of Xi'er, so I stopped in time and said, "let's not talk about her any more. I'm disgusted to talk about her! We'll never see that disgusting woman again! My wife... "

"Who's your wife?" Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

When I was stunned, I immediately laughed and said, "Hey, wife Come on, you are my dearest wife... "

"Don't please me! I haven't said I'll forgive you! " Xi'er said angrily at the end of the mobile phone.

I said: "wife, what can I do to make you forgive me?"

"It depends on your future performance..." Said Xi'er.

I said: "wife, don't worry, I will perform well in the future! You must believe me! OK or not? Wife

"I believe you now..." Xi'er hummed at the end of the mobile phone.

I hold my nose in ecstasy.

Xi'er scolded me on the other end of the mobile phone and said, "tell me quickly, how did the little penguin answer the zoologist? It's all to my taste

I'm so happy!

I jumped up from the sofa and walked excitedly in the room. It turned out that Xi'er had the intention to read the message I sent. In fact, I should have thought that if Xi'er didn't want to see the message I sent, she would have turned it off!

Hao Jian is right. Xi'er cares about me. As Stendhal said, Xi'er is just using the cold war to seek her legitimate rights. That is, in the days to come, she can no longer be cheated by me! Xi'er didn't really want to leave me!

Think of here, the sweet happiness in my mouth quietly spread.

"Haha," I said with a smile, "the little penguin said, because I call it!"

Xi'er "puffed" and laughed.

"It's so much fun But it's too unfair. Why do people bully it? So cute little penguin! Cluck, cluck... " Xi'er's laughter came from the phone.

While Xi'er was happy, I made a request to her.

"Xier, in order to express my apologies to you, can I treat you to some food tomorrow night?"

"See you tomorrow?" Xi'er asks at the end of the mobile phone.

I asked in a hurry, "yes, is that ok?"

Xi'er Guang said that he understood me on the other end of the mobile phone. I don't seem to be at ease. It seems that only when I see her with my own eyes, her charming smile and her gentle eyes can I completely believe it.

My heart has been raised to my throat. Hasn't Xi'er completely forgiven me?

"It's not that you can't, it's just that your reasons are not enough." Xi'er hummed at the end of the mobile phone.

"Actually In fact, I really want to see you! Xier, do you know? I don't know what to do without you

"One day is like three autumns", the ancients have already said the pain between lovers and time; now Xier and I have disappeared for three days, that is, nine autumns.

"Why didn't you tell the truth at first? You are not honest at all Xi'er hummed at the end of the mobile phone.