The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I put the rain culvert on the edge of the sofa.

"Why? What is this? " Yuhan was just about to take a seat when he suddenly found a red object wrapped in a transparent plastic bag on the sofa.

I had a close look and almost passed out!

Damn Xie Peng! Even if you don't wash your underwear, it's as messy as a fashion magazine! I have to wear a big red in this year. It's really killing me!

Xie Peng is alert and agile. He rushes over and grabs the red ball in his hand and hides it behind him. With a red face and a smile, he explains to Yuhan: "this, this This is a very common red cloth. It's used to ward off evil spirits. Hehe... "

Hao Jian pulled me into the kitchen, grabbed my collar, frowned at me jealously and enviously, and said in a low voice, "Wow, you! I can't see it! I think I've been in love for decades. The girls I've changed are like cutting leeks, one after another. In the end, I find that they are not as good as you! It's true that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, one wave higher than the other! How big is your appetite? Heaven has eyes, the world is unfair! I've been fooling around for so many years! "

As soon as I raised my head, I pretended to be proud and said, "what? Are you envious and jealous? "

"Well? I'll discuss a matter with you, "Hao Jian said with a cheap smile, licking his face and looking at me." you see you all have Lin's sisters now. Will you let me have this Miss Xiao? Ah? Do you think so? "

I looked at him and said, "I don't think people like your virtue."

"Otherwise," Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile, "I'll put some goods into the water cup later. Later, I'll make Miss Xiao dizzy. My three brothers will play with her. 4. What do you think of this idea?"

I took the water cup in his hand, looked down at the water in the cup and laughed, then suddenly looked up at her and said, "take the medicine, right? It's a beast, isn't it? I'll wake you up first

Then I raised my hand and splashed the water in the cup directly on his face, splashing all over his face!

Then I put the cup into his hand and said in a loud voice: "here is the cup! hurry up! Don't be clumsy! Hurry to pour a glass of water with Yuhan! "

Then I walked out of the kitchen.

Yuhan's eyes just fell on the top of the TV cabinet at this time. She asked with great interest: "eh? Are you watching? What kind of discs do you watch? " Then she got up and went forward to look at the colorful video discs in the TV compartment!

And those two discs are in that pile of discs!

After a while, I dashed up in front of her. I know that the Yellow discs that Hao Jian and Xie Peng just saw are mixed up in the covers. If you are seen by Yuhan, isn't it embarrassing to death!

"Drink water! Are you thirsty? Han Yu... " I grabbed the water cup from Hao Jian and put it in Yuhan's hand. Then I stepped back and put one elbow on the TV. I pretended to be relaxed and said, "these discs are very common. They are just comedies, war movies, kung fu movies and so on. The three of us just like this, not elegant enough, vulgar enough Oh? Hao Jian... "

Then I winked at Hao Jian.

Hao Jian's ability to adapt is very strong, and we have a tacit understanding with his brothers for so many years.

He understood what I meant. He looked at me and at Yuhan. He turned his eyes and said, "yes, yes! Gu Yang is right! Miss Xiao, all three of us are vulgar individuals. We can't play with elegant things, and we can't be elegant, can we? Poor Xie Peng and I don't even have a serious hobby. Gu Yang is better than both of us. He has two hobbies since he was a child. Although they are not elegant, they are special. Only a few of our brothers know about them, and no one knows about them! "

When Hao Jian talks about this, he stops talking like he's playing the game!

"Really? What's Yang Yang's special hobby? " Yu Han looks at Hao Jian and asks curiously.

"Of course it's true," Hao Jian nodded and continued to say solemnly, "his first hobby is sleeping naked!"

Hao Jian said that while Yuhan didn't pay attention, he squeezed his eyes and gave me a gloating smile.

Yuhan squints his big eyes like crescent moon, looks at me full of meaning, smiles with his mouth covered, and then asks with a smile, "what about Yangyang's second special hobby?"

"Good question!" Hao Jian coughed on purpose and said, "his second hobby is sleepwalking."

As soon as Hao Jiangang finished talking, Yuhan couldn't help laughing, looked at me meaningfully, and murmured: "so it is! Mr. Hao, you are so funny! Cluck, cluck... "

Because Yu Han praised him for his wit, Hao Jian looked at me contentedly.

I was a bit of drama with rain Han, Xue's eyes look red neck thick, estimated that the cheek has been colorful!

I stare at Hao Jian bitterly and think it's funny? The old problem has broken out again. I like to make this kind of joke when I see a beautiful woman. This time, I even use it!

But I'm not good attack, can only bite teeth when peas to stomach swallow!

"Do you see art films? Have you seen agado. A Gonzalez movie Yuhan tortured me enough with his eyes, and his attention returned to the plane.I really admire her persistence, turning such a big turn, laughing so much, after the stars fall, she did not forget the original thoughts!

"Gonzalez? I have seen his works. It seems that he has a movie called What's the name again? " I said, trying to extricate myself from the embarrassing situation, but my thinking crashed for a moment!

"I know! It's called love is a wet nurse, right Accompanied by sonorous and powerful, a figure came out of the bedroom.

Xie Peng is rushing to answer again! This boy is always robbing me of my business. He's really sparing no efforts for my brother, and sparing no efforts for my beauty!

As soon as Xie Peng's voice fell, Yu Han burst out laughing again, covering his stomach and gasping: "Xie Peng You said the wrong word, should be called "love is a bitch, not a wet nurse..."

I also laugh shiver all over, a word of difference, charm is very different! I am in my heart: no wonder I am not impressed by the title of such anti human and anti Truth Movie!

"Pa Da!" When I was laughing, I accidentally rubbed something off the TV cabinet and fell on the marble floor. With the sound of the object landing, four people and eight eyes came after me.

Yu Han looked at the colorful dish cover on the floor, half joking and half seriously asked: "what is this? It's not Gonzalez, is it? "

The three of us looked at each other and were speechless because we soon understood what it was that fell on the ground!

The air in the room froze for a moment and everything was quiet. But it's too late to save!

Yuhan leans down to pick up the Yellow dish box. The three of us are watching this scene, but we don't know what to do.

Yuhan's cheek turned red. I snatched it from her hand and prevaricated: "this, this, in fact, this belongs to a friend of ours. He's married. Last time he came here to see it, he forgot to take it away..."

"Hao Jian, Xie Peng, do you know about it?" I turned my eyes to the two men for reinforcement. Seeing that they had no reaction, I had to fight alone and continue to smile and explain to Yuhan, "it's true! Rain culvert. Our friend's wife hasn't been pregnant. He thinks there's something wrong with the method, and it's not easy to watch this at home in front of his wife. So, that's why... "

Ah, what are these things! It's those two bastards who got in trouble!

As an excuse to visit the building below, I suddenly felt relieved when I took the elevator to the garden downstairs with Yuhan!

In spring, there are flowers and willows everywhere, and the sounds of warblers and swallows, a scene of prosperity.

I accompanied Yuhan to walk slowly on the path in the garden. At first, they didn't speak. Yuhan and I both bowed our heads and walked silently.

The fragrance of flowers around us is striking!

I peep at Yuhan, but I don't see any abnormal expression on her face. She seemed to take my improvised lie for granted.

Downstairs in the garden planted a large area of clover grass, full of vision of green, full of vitality, small white flowers dotted among.

Yuhan and I sat down on the long wooden chair beside the clover grass. Not far away, the gardener was pushing the lawn mower to cut the green lawn. The fragrance of the grass came to us, refreshing.

The bright sunshine passes through the gaps between the branches and leaves of poplar and falls obliquely on the clover grass. A few butterflies are flying up and down among the flowers.

A female writer said that every butterfly is the ghost of a former flower, and comes back to find itself.

I remember when I was still in college, when the clover was growing vigorously in summer, the bright laughter of boys and girls always came from the green clover grass. They searched for the clover with four leaves, because it was said that the clover could satisfy a wish in their heart.

Lovers usually put the hard-earned clover in the exchange diary. The four green leaves between the sea blue or rose red front pages are always full of sweet love and romantic sentiment.

At the moment, Yuhan's side face is bathed in the sun, just like a white butterfly. She holds a clover between her slender white fingers and has a moment's concentration.

Then she suddenly looked up at me with a smile and said, "if you find a clover, what's your wish to make it come true?"

I looked at her and said with a smile: "if I can, I hope clover can satisfy my wish to become a thief..."

"The thief?" Rain Han puzzled to look at me and said, fine eyelashes flash.

"Yes. Because, because I want to steal the heart of my beloved girl, ha ha... " I pinched my nose and said with a smile.