The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Hao Jian was the first to wash his hair. He wiped his hair with a towel and took out a black plastic bag from his sports bag.

"Look! The most exciting program has just begun He waved the black plastic bag in his hand to me.

I took the black plastic bag and squeezed out two VCDs from it. When I saw the vivid picture on the cover of the VCD, I understood what they called "exciting program"!

I gave Hao Jian a push and said to him, "ah! Where do you think my home is? Just borrow my bathroom. What are you doing with this ugly thing? "

"Of course, I am learning with an open mind!" Hao Jian looked at me with a cheap smile and said, "are Xie Peng and I selling pirated CDs?"

I said, "I mean, why do you bring these things to my house? You can't watch it at home? What's more, there are so many websites on the Internet now. Who still watches videos? You are so old-fashioned

"It's you who are old-fashioned!" Hao Jian glanced at me and said, "you don't understand. Although there are a lot of websites on the computer, it's very troublesome to download them. The picture is also small, and the definition of full screen viewing will decline, so it's the best to buy a video disc! It happens that you have a DVD player at home! So Xie Peng and I decided to bring two good discs to watch and study! "

"It's an animal instinct. Do you want to learn? It's really nice of you I glared at them, and at the same time I stretched out my hand to pull the two discs in Hao Jian's hand and looked at them intently.

One cover is a female student who is wearing only white underwear and poses seductively. It's enough to see the lures or scenes on the cover of the video!

Hao Jian hooked Xie Peng's neck, looked at me and said, "look at that counsellor! At first glance, it's the kind of hard force with congenital deficiency and acquired loss! "

Xie Peng grabbed the video and said to us with a laugh: "it's just a fart to talk without practice! Watch the movie! Watch the movie

"Yes! Watch the movie Hao Jian gave me a push and said, "you can avoid it if you don't see it, you hypocritical guard!"

"Who says I won't look?" I said with a smile. At the same time, I rushed up to hold Xie Peng and said, "let's put that uniform first! yes! That's it

Three people holding cigarettes, sitting neatly in the sofa, "ha ha ha" to fight for a while, the TV screen has begun to broadcast the film.

All of a sudden, we were silent, and our attention turned to the TV screen.

The room seems to suddenly become infinite spring up, ambiguous atmosphere moment by moment thick up!

The three men stare at the TV screen breathlessly, only breathing. From time to time, someone's throat grunts.

Just as we were watching, my cell phone rang.

"Shit! Turn off your cell phone! " Hao Jian glanced at me, and then quickly cast his eyes on the TV screen.

Xie Peng's eyes were glued to the TV screen at all. He just touched me with his elbow and said, "be conscious! Don't affect everyone's mood! "

When I looked down and saw that it was Yuhan calling, I grabbed the remote control and turned off the TV to the minimum.

Hao Jian and Xie Peng both turned to look at me, glaring at each other!

"If you want to answer the phone, go to the bedroom and answer it!" Hao Jian kicked me, grabbed the remote control from me and turned it up again.

I had to get up with my mobile phone and go to the bedroom. After closing the door of the bedroom, I dare to press the answer button

"What are you doing? Yang Yang. " Yuhan asked me with a smile at the end of his mobile phone.

I raised my hand, pinched my nose and said with a smile, "nothing. Watching TV

"You watch TV, too? What kind of TV do you watch? " Yu Han asked with a smile.

I said with a smile, "romance."

"It turns out that Yang Yang also likes to watch love stories! Is it a Korean drama or something? " Yuhan said with a smile at the end of his mobile phone.

It's not a love story, it's a love story! It's not Korean, it's Japanese!

I said with a smile, "yes! Korean drama is good, I like it

"I thought you guys didn't watch Korean dramas!" Yu Han said with a witty smile.

I said: "men also need the nourishment of love!"

"Hiding at home watching Korean dramas on weekends? No other arrangements? " Yu Han said.

I said: "occasionally at home or not! I like to be quiet! "

It's quiet enough! There are only three men breathing heavily in the big living room!

"Didn't you go out on dates with the beauties?" Yu Han asked with a smile at the end of his mobile phone.

I said: "the beauties are very busy, have no time to pay attention to me!"

"Then I'll be with you!" Yu Han said with a smile.

"No!" I said hastily

"Why are you so nervous? Yang Yang, are you so afraid that I will come to you? " Rain culvert in the cell phone that some lost ground said.

I quickly explained, "no! Yuhan! I'm afraid to waste your time

"No waste! Besides, it's also a great honor for me to spend the weekend with Mr. Gu! " Yu Han said with a smile.

I said, "look! Yuhan! You come to see me. First, you waste time. Second, you waste fuel money! "Third, it's a waste of emotion!

I know Yuhan likes me very much, but it's impossible for her and me!

In the emotional world, if you can't give each other results, don't take up too much of each other's time!

"But I have come! I came to your house specially to see you. Don't you even meet me? " Yuhan said with a smile at the end of his mobile phone.

I was stunned for a moment and thought, isn't it?

I squeezed my nose and said, "where are you now?"

"You're right outside the door Yu Han said with a smile.

I was petrified in an instant!

I said, "you won't lie to me, will you?"

"Just open the door and have a look!" Yu Han said with a smile on his mobile phone.

I said in a hurry: "Yuhan I'm in the bathroom right now You wait for me for a moment... "

Then I hung up, opened the door and rushed to the living room.

Hao Jian and Xie Peng were stunned. Looking at my panic posture, they probably thought that a magnitude 7 earthquake and a magnitude 8 typhoon were coming!

They turned to stare at me and said in one voice, "what are you stimulated by?"

Hao said: "as for it! The part you don't see will come back and enjoy later! These two discs are for you

I was dancing to them, and I couldn't say a word: "it's over, it's over Yuhan Yuhan is coming Just outside the door Come on Clean up quickly Turn off the TV and put away all your dirty clothes... "

Hao Jian and Xie Peng looked at each other for a while and immediately rolled down from the sofa!

The three of us were in a hurry and began to clean up the room quickly. This scene uses the fast lens in the film art to describe the three of us in a mess, which is absolutely image and extremely funny!

Good boy! Unity is strength! We put in unlimited energy in limited time, so after a few minutes, the cleaning work of the living room is very effective!

In such a rush of time, we can't make the windows clean and spotless, but at least the furnishings in the living room have basically returned to their original places.

When the doorbell rang, I didn't forget to spray some air freshener into the living room, otherwise the smelly socks of those two guys could stun Yuhan several times, no problem at all!

At this time, I went to the door and grasped the lock. Hao Jian and Xie Peng were standing straight by the door, just like waiting for the foreign heads of state. They only sent the honor guard to play the march of the volunteers!

When the door opened, a faint fragrance came to my face, and I entered.

Today, she looks smart and sweet with a floral dress and beige boots.

Hao Jian handed a pair of beige slippers to Yu Han and said to her, "Miss Xiao, we've met again. Please come in!"

So many beautiful women make countless men bow down!

It seems that the vivid pictures in the film are still lingering in my mind, or maybe the hormones in my chest have not yet faded. Hao Jian and Xie Peng's eyes at Yuhan seem to be green and quiet!

Under their salivating gaze, Yuhan is still generous and easy to talk. She smiles at everyone, then looks at Hao Jian with a witty smile and says, "Hello, I thought there was only Yang Yang in the room. It turns out that you three big men are all here!"

I lowered my head, pinched my nose, and said with a smile, "we're doing collective activities..."

Yes! Enjoy the movie together!

Three big men let Yuhan in.

Yuhan stood in the living room, looked around, and said with a smile, "the place where men gather is still so clean and tidy, which is worthy of praise! The most important thing is that there is no smell of smelly socks! "

I shook my head and said modestly, "it's nothing. It's natural to get used to it! Ah! I can't help it. I've been a cleanliness addict since I was a child, so... "

Before I finished my words, I saw Yuhan frowning slightly, and his smooth nose flapped two times and asked us, "eh? What's the smell? How thick... "

"Air freshener! Hey, hey Xie Peng smiles and answers quickly, as if someone wants to compete with him!

"Oh! Air freshener? I see... " Rain Han thoughtfully said, back toward me squeeze eyes.

I glared at Xie Peng fiercely, and it was almost offensive. What a fool! This is not to tell Yuhan that we are using air fresheners to cover up the "smell of smelly men"!

Xie Peng made a slip of the tongue and made a face at me behind the rain culvert.

I hastened to remedy: "Yuhan, it's like this. There are always people littering behind the building. When it's windy, the smell is not so bad. As soon as the wind blows, it comes through the window, so I have to spray fresheners occasionally to purify the air. It's like this, hehe. "

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xie Han said with a smile.

Yuhan nodded his head and said, "Oh! Is that so? People who litter don't know it

Looking at Yuhan's manner, it seems that he understands our helplessness.I thought to myself that I had muddled through, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Miss Xiao, please have a seat! What would you like to drink? I'll take it for you! " Hao Jian looks at Yu Han and laughs, pretending to be a gentleman.

"Pure water, please!" Yu Han smiles at Hao Jian and raises his hand to gather his hair.