The day I shared a flat with my female boss

That's right. I learned this mantra from him.

I have to say objectively that the speech of "Liuquan Jushi" strengthened our hearing and our will, but I also have to say objectively that his speech was very inspiring, and some of his words were not without merit!

As a matter of fact, I have great respect for my enlightening teacher. When I started my career, he gave me a lot of sincere advice when I was at a loss for the future. He also gave me a lot of lifelong advice. I still remember some suggestions and still guide my practical work

It's not good to just take copywriting as a job!

2. I can teach monkeys how to write advertisements, but I can't teach monkeys how to think.

3. You need money to make your customers' products look smarter, not to make yourself look smarter.

4. If an advertiser wants to develop and innovate, he can't just keep pace with the times. You have to be ahead of "all in"!

What is an advertiser? Advertisers think of simple things as complicated things, complicated things as complicated things, and complicated things as torturing people. Finally, they turn complicated things into simple things and break out of the cocoon.

Later, I saw similar sentences in some books. I don't know if these classic sentences were original by the teacher, but they really inspired me to move forward

The advertising circle is a strange and special world. The "living birds and beasts" who are active in this circle are just like some crazy people who are obsessed with performance art. They are all mentally crazy people! They step on the real land, head magic way of thinking! They are wandering souls between heaven and hell!

The doctor's explanation for the short-lived phenomenon of advertisers is that strong stimulation leads to sudden death of heart disease!

At first, Hao Jian and I still drank one cup at a time. Later, we thought it was troublesome to pour one cup at a time, so we just blew directly at the bottle!

During the period, I went to the bathroom. For the first two times, I walked steadily. For the next few times, my legs began to swing, like stepping on cotton. For the last time I went to the bathroom, my route was absolutely shapeless, and I kept reaching for things to help. Once, I almost reached the breast of a young waitress!

During this period, we also talked a lot of nonsense. At first, we called to talk. Then we called to talk. Finally, our voice changed again. Two old men were chatting there.

Just like before, Hao Jian has never been to the bathroom for ten bottles of beer! He pointed out to me, laughing at my lack of vitality, the day after tomorrow kidney deficiency, what kidney tonic medicine I need to take, that is, "he is good, I am good, Huiyuan brand kidney treasure" in the advertisement!

When the tenth bottle of beer emptied, Hao Jian still sat on Mount Tai, but I couldn't!

As the saying goes, wine makes people brave. My tongue begins to roll, but I can't control myself.

Hao Jian ran to the bar to settle the bill, then ran back and helped me to the door of the restaurant.

I'm a little bit top heavy and shallow-rooted, everything in front of me is illusory, and I think my tongue is much bigger.

"No, I don't need your help..." I said, pushing Hao Jian, "do you think I'm drunk..."

"You're not drunk, I know." Hao Jian looked at me and laughed. He helped the frame on the bridge of his nose and said, "you're a real person. You don't show your face! I know... "

I looked at him, giggled, pointed him and said, "you know me, you are a bitch!"

Hao Jian helped me to go on.

"Hold on! Man He yelled at me, "the revolution has not yet been successful, you still can't fall!" He raised his arm and looked at the bowl watch. "Now it's time for us to march towards happy valley!"

Standing at the door of the restaurant, the girl who was wearing a sexy cheongsam was the one who thought Hao Jian and I were criminals. The girl is tall, exquisite and graceful. She is a beautiful woman. Her figure is vividly set off by her cheongsam.

I gave a bad smile, grabbed Hao Jian and said in a low voice: "I think that girl is really good The face is like peach blossom, the body is like... "

Hao Jian looked at me with a smile and echoed, "you look like a willow!"

I said, "long neck The waist is thin... "

"Thin waist, strong chest!" Hao Jianshun gave me a slap.

I also raised a slap with a smile and gave him a strong slap to show that I totally agree with each other's point of view!

I stabbed Hao Jian hard and said with a smile, "if you want to get her cell phone number!"

"Are you sure?" Hao Jian looked at me and said with a bad smile.

I said, "very and quite sure!"

Hao Jian looked at me and said, "is there any incentive?"

"What kind of motivation do you want?" I said with a big tongue

Hao Jian pondered for a moment, then gave me a bad smile and said, "well, if I want to get the beauty's mobile phone number, you go to the street..."

I blinked at him and said, "how?"

Hao Jian said with a strange smile: "you just go to the street and randomly stop a beautiful woman, and then ask her for her bust, OK?"I didn't even think about it and agreed. I said, "I mean it! You need to get this beautiful woman's mobile phone number first, and then talk about it! "

"Yes! Let's see a good play! " Hao jianbad said with a smile.

We walked to the door of the restaurant. Hao Jian walked in front of us, and I followed him askew. I opened a distance and stared at his actions with interest

I saw that he went straight to the welcome lady, and he was still pretending to be drunk!

He stood in front of her and looked straight at her

The welcoming lady looked at him with wide eyes, some at a loss, some innocent, some in a panic

"Beauty! You lost your cell phone Hao Jian said solemnly, reaching out to the red carpet at his feet.

Maybe Hao Jian's serious expression convinced the young lady. She looked down at the red carpet at her feet. Hao Jian's eyes accurately fell on the young lady's chest and said in a whisper, "it's so beautiful..."

I was surprised. This guy is so brave! Even face to face boast people's chest beautiful, this is not nothing to look for smoking! Ten bottles of beer don't make him drunk?

Miss Yingbin also realized Hao Jian's eyes. Her face turned red. She clenched her lips and anger appeared in her eyes

"Don't get me wrong, beauty," Hao Jianchao said with a smile, squeezing her eyes. "I mean, your breastplate is very beautiful!" Then he read out the name on the badge in a soft voice, "Chen Shufen" and then he gave a bright smile, praised: "good name, good name, my fair lady, fragrant as before!"

Chen Shufen's anger in her eyes faded, but her cheek was still red, and she still bit her lower lip. She took out a white mobile phone from her pocket and looked at Hao Jian discontentedly.

"My cell phone is here!" She said with a touch of anger.

Hao Jianshuang said with a smile, "Oh! It seems that I'm too much to blame! I thought the cell phone on the ground was yours! "

Chen Shufen blinked, looked at Hao Jian and asked, "where?"

Hao Jian casually pointed, while Chen Shufen turned her head, quickly took the mobile phone from her hand and stepped back.

Chen Shufen suddenly turned around and stared at Hao Jian and said, "ah! You... "

Hao Jian said with a smile: "my cell phone is dead! I'd like to borrow your cell phone to dial a number! "

Then he quickly entered a series of numbers on her mobile phone and dialed out. After the mobile phone in his pocket rang, he handed the milky white mobile phone back to the welcome lady, and very gentlemanly bowed slightly to Chen Shufen and said apologetically, "Miss Chen! Please forgive my rudeness

Miss Yingbin stared at Hao Jian, opened her lips slightly, and was so angry that she couldn't speak for a moment.

She clenched her lower lip, glared at Hao Jian and said, "you..."

Hao Jian was very calm when he did these things, and then he made a face at her

Hao Jian licked her face and looked at her with a smile and said, "Miss Chen! Thank you very much. Please don't blame me. I've drunk too much today! "

In the last sentence, he even made a curl on purpose! Yes! Graduated from Beijing Film Academy!

First of all, Hao Jian is a lovely person in our shop. How can the waiter quarrel with the guests? Secondly, Hao Jian said that if he had drunk too much, who could reason with a drunkard?

High! It's really high! Hao Jian! Son of a bitch!

When I got into the taxi, I glanced at Hao Jian and said, "I thought you were going to do some magic It turns out that it's just a tough job for a strong person... "

Hao Jian clamped my neck, held his mobile phone in front of me, and said with wine: "are you looking at it? The name and mobile phone number are all here! Grandfather Deng taught us that no matter how black or white the cat is, the one who catches the mouse is a good cat

"Come on!" I sneered and said, "I can't tell People will delete your number when they come back... "

Hao Jian patted me on the shoulder and said with confidence: "it doesn't matter if she deleted me! I don't want to delete her! In fact, there is something in common between Paomian and Paoniu. They are afraid of bubble because it's soft when they bubble! "

"You'd better find out if she has a boyfriend first." I threw cold water on him.

"It's a piece of cake. I can set it up in three words. You don't know me yet." Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile.

I glanced at him and said, "you mean you're going to eat her?"

"Gu Yang! Don't be surprised to see me around her waist in front of you some day Hao Jian grinned at me and said with a big smile.

"Every day! For the girls of the motherland, how dangerous the pseudo artists are I fell down on the seat of the car and cried, "Hao Jian, you will be punished one day!"

"Worry about yourself first!" Hao Jian looked at me and said, "if you drink too much, I'm afraid you'll hurt the beauty's chest. I'll let you go today. I'll take you to the street another day to see how you ask the beauty's chest!"

The taxi stopped at the gate of "Happy Valley" on Heping Road. Hao Jian and I got out of the car, entered the bronze revolving door, and took the elevator straight up to the fifth floor.After a night breeze, my wine seems to wake up a lot.

After Hao Jian came to the door of a box, he pushed open the heavy door like a gate. The tide of music swept us into the whirlpool of joy

There are seven or eight men and women sitting in the box. A girl with long hair is singing Liang Jingru's "no if". Some of the men and women around are listening to songs, some are throwing plugs to drink, some are playing and making fun, which is a hot scene