The day I shared a flat with my female boss

When Hao Jian and I looked at her with a smile, she quickly looked away in panic

Hao Jian called the waiter to order a pot of Tie Guanyin. I looked down at the tea list on the table. It was 68 yuan for a pot of Tie Guanyin!

I remember I haven't had tea with Hao Jian for a long time. I used to drink tea together when I was in the city. Hao Jian and I don't like playing cards and mahjong, nor do we like playing computer games. We like to go to mid-range teahouses in our spare time. I haven't been in teahouses since I came to Binhai city!

In the city, a pot of Tieguanyin costs about 30 yuan, but in Binhai it costs 68 yuan! Maybe it's because the consumption level of Binhai city is too high, or maybe it's because of my embarrassed economic situation, which makes me particularly sensitive to RMB! I can hardly accept this price!

I left the tea list on the table, looked at Hao Jian with a smile and said to myself, "shit! If you order a pot of tea, it will be my living expenses for three days! "

With a smile, Hao Jian took out his cigarette, pulled out a fulcrum, threw the box in front of me and took a puff of it.

"That's expensive? How dare you think about Pu'er tea

I know that in fact Hao Jian is a man with good taste, but his taste is not on the appearance, but on the inside! He can't smoke less than ten yuan, no matter how poor he is. Even if he doesn't smoke, he won't smoke less than ten yuan. Although tea is not Pu'er, it is usually Tieguanyin, Biluochun and Longjing.

He never watch TV series. He thinks TV series are an insult to people's intelligence! However, he likes reading as much as I do. There are a lot of daunting works on advertising or philosophy in his room!

The coat he wears may be too cheap, or even a bit sloppy, but his underwear is absolutely, at least!

He is such a freak!

While we drink tea, we chat. The strong aroma of Tie Guanyin wafts between the tables and chairs. The aroma of this tea is like orchid, mellow, and the taste of Biluochun is more elegant.

Hao Jian began to publish his life theory.

"Tasting tea is like tasting life! Life should have the same connotation as tea, life should have the same quality as tea, and constantly pursue excellence. We can't just be satisfied with drinking Tieguanyin, we should strive to drink the best tea in the world! Like Pu'er! "

"Good idea!" I laughed and repeated, "we should drink the best tea in the world!" I think of Lin Xi'er's Sumatran civet coffee! We should also drink the best coffee in the world!

"And the best girl in the world!" Hao Jian grinned, then raised his tea cup to me like a wine glass. He looked at me with a smile and snorted, "come on! To Tie Guanyin first! To our reunion

I also raised my glass and said with a smile, "to drink the best tea in the world and make the best girl in the world!"

We exchanged a look and laughed again.

The sexy girl in cheongsam at the door of the restaurant gives us another strange glance

I remember reading the definition of friends in a book. The three elements are: going to the countryside together, carrying guns together, and whoring together. It's a pity that Hao Jian and I haven't done this kind of thing, but we are still very iron brothers. On the surface, we are tit for tat, but on the inside, we are tacit!

Hao Jian's online name is "Suifeng". I know that the implication is that he is crazy everywhere. After the rich woman abandoned him, he began to play with flowers. He changes his girlfriend quickly, and the cycle is short. The longest one will not be more than half a year. He will not refuse the temptation of beauty, but that's all.

In the eyes of those who are familiar with him, he seems to be crazy, but only I know the real reason, that is because he is afraid, afraid of love, afraid of women, he is afraid of falling into any relationship, he is afraid of being fatally hit again! Because, in fact, he is a man with deep love!

Seeing that I didn't speak, Hao Jian laughed cynically and spread his arms.

"Gu Yang!" He looked at me and said, "isn't it a good start? As soon as I came to Binhai City, I was hired by Simei advertising! I'm about to turn the corner. To tell you the truth, as soon as I get out of Binhai railway station, I have a strong premonition that this is my blessed place! "

I look at him and feel happy for him! But he turned his mouth and pretended to be jealous.

"Indeed I said, "I sent my resume to Simei, and they didn't even give me an interview! Good for you! As soon as I set foot on the coastal land, I won Simei without any effort! I even wonder if you guys are using nepotism! " I squished at him and said, "tell me! Is the general manager's wife your sister

Hao Jian was amused when I said this. He grabbed the cigarette case and smashed it.

"Screw you!" He scolded me and said, "you are typical of a gentleman with a villain's heart!" He held his cigarette in his mouth and hummed, "but..."

"But what?"

"I find you are more and more ignorant!"

"How can I see it?"

"You are in the advertising circle of Binhai City, and you don't know that the general manager of Simei advertising is a woman!"

I looked at Hao Jian with wide eyes, quite surprised."Woman?" I said, "you mean the general manager of Simei advertising is also a woman?"

I really didn't think that the general manager of Simei advertising would be a woman! If a woman can make China's advertising company into 4 standards, she is not a heroine, but also a heroine among women!

Hao Jian laughed at my surprise. He looked at me with great interest.

"It's not just women!" He said, "still one in a million beautiful women!"

I let out a whistle, and I was really curious. A beautiful woman actually made one of the best Simei advertisements in Binhai city!

"Are you fooling me?"

"Do you think I'm fooling you now?"

"Have you met her? What's her name? "

"Of course I have!" Hao Jian laughed even more meaningfully, "she not only has a beautiful face, but also has a devil's figure. She has a thin waist and round hips. Just seeing her walk past you in high heels, men will be dazed! And that temperament

I interrupted Hao Jian's vivid description and asked, "what's her name?"

"What's your hurry!" Hao Jianyang raised her eyebrows, looked at me with a smile and said, "do you really want to know her name?"

"Say it! I'm ready! "

"That brother won't tell you!"

I withdrew, and said, "how about a bag of Yuxi? A bag of Yuxi, another name! "

Hao Jian looked at me with a noncommittal smile. He was deliberately torturing me!

"Say it or not! That's a whole package of Yuxi! " I raised my chin.

Hao Jian grinned: "OK! I can't bear to see you in such a hurry! "

"Say it!" I gave a flattering smile.

Hao Jian immediately pulled down his face, straightened out his body, and looked at me in perplexity.

"What are you talking about?" He said, "I can't bear to tell you!" He cleared his throat, patted the table and yelled to the opposite waiter, "serve! beauty! Beer as long as Qingdao! A bunch first

When I was drinking, Hao Jian and I talked about the interesting stories in the city, and also about my advertising enlightenment teacher, senior advertiser Liu Changqing!

Liu Changqing's nickname is "Liuquan Jushi". At that time, he was the creative director of my advertising company in the city. "Liuquan resident" is the nickname of Pu Songling, a novelist in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasty! Liu Changqing loved Pu Songling and pirated Pu Songling's house name because she liked Strange Tales from a lonely studio.

Liu Changqing is a fan of Pu Songling's ashes. He has a lot of research on strange tales from a lonely studio. It is said that he has read the book no less than ten times! The academic institution that studies a dream of Red Mansions is called "Redology". If there is "liaoxue", Liu Changqing will become a senior researcher!

He also takes Pu Songling's motto as his motto and uses it to inspire his own life! "Where there is a will, there is a way. If you break the bridge and sink the boat, Qin pass will belong to Chu. If you work hard, heaven will live up to you. If you have a hard time, you will be able to swallow Wu for 3000 yuan!"

Liu Changqing is good at making speeches, giving random and inspiring speeches after dinner or at parties.

In every speech, the theme involves Pu Songling or Pu Songling's strange tales from a lonely studio.

He used to say that we advertisers should have perseverance, which is a prerequisite for advertising. We should take Pu Songling's motto as our motto!

Liu Changqing believes that the peculiar imagination is the talent of our advertisers, and we are bound to give full play to the human imagination.

He often gives examples to illustrate that "Strange Tales from a lonely studio" describes a lot of flower demons and fox charms, all of which are gorgeous and startling, making men unable to stand on their own, unable to lay eggs!

Such as "Jiaona" about the age of 134, Jiaobo Liuhui, thin willow posture. When you see gorgeous colors in your life, you'll forget them. Your spirit is one of the best. " For example, Nie Xiaoqian said, "the essence of the examination is reflected in the rosy clouds, and the feet are full of fine bamboo shoots. In the daytime, it looks beautiful and beautiful."

When writing about Nie Xiaoqian, Pu Songling expressed her beauty only by describing her feet. Although she didn't mention her appearance, it was "silence is better than sound at this time," which made the imagination of all the spectators get unlimited play

In addition, there are Lianxiang, a Bao, and rouge. They are beautiful and enchanting, kind and harmless, virtuous and extraordinary, loyal and resolute, and charming

The most lovely beauty in Pu Songling's works is Yingning, the smiling Yingning. She loves to laugh and is good at it. The scholar Prince Fu fell in love with her at first sight, and Acacia was rampant. After that, he couldn't find a trace of flowers, and expressed his deep love: "I'm not the one who loves flowers

Yingning can be said to be the most perfect woman created by Pu Songling. She is young and energetic, lively and lovely, simple and innocent, courteous and affectionate. Her several gorgeous appearance, it makes the spectators as if they saw the person, as if they heard the voice, as if they smelled the fragrance! (I doubt whether she has a bad smell. Although she is very beautiful, she has become a fox after all)

my first teacher, Mr. Liu Changqing, always says in a concluding tone at the end of his speech that advertising creators can't read only David Ogilvy's works, Confessions of an advertiser, Ogilvy's talk about advertising, and Ogilvy's autobiography And you can't read James Weber Young's ideas, or Pitts. Louis's "the great idea of George Louis"! And so on.We creative people just need incomparable imagination. How many people are richer and more peculiar than Pu Songling's imagination? If we take out his imagination to write about huayaohu, what else can we not imagine?

My first teacher said at the end of his speech that the ancients did not deceive me! That's all I'm going to talk about today. I'm going to make you laugh.