The day I shared a flat with my female boss

In the first couplet, the author first extracted the word "Qing" from the five colors of "black, white, red, yellow and green" by exclusion method, and then implied "dog side" by "as if it were neither livestock nor beast" with "fox, wolf, cat and dog", and then used "Qing" and "dog side" together to buckle a "guess" word!

In the second couplet, the author uses the method of inclusion to extract the word "Yan" from the sentence "there are poems, words and the Analects of Confucius". Then he uses the word "fuzziness to the southeast, northwest and northwest" to get a word "Mi", and the word "Yan" and "Mi" to get a word "Mi"!

The following eight words "although it is a short article, it is a wonderful article" point out the characteristic of "Enigma", a literary form with short space but full of wit.

In this way, Ji Xiaolan's extraordinary skill in writing couplets can be seen from his ingenious use of the word "guessing riddles" in a pair of couplets!

After listening to my explanation, everyone seems to have realized!

Xi'er had nothing to say, patted the table and said, "drink!"

That night, Xi'er drank too much. Later, she drank a lot of wine. She drank so hard that she got drunk completely!

Xier drank a lot.

I don't know what's going on. The two sisters spend the night at the scene, as if they are fighting in the dark. If you drink a cup of wine, I'll drink it like soda. I can't stop it!

At midnight, everyone left separately.

Sister Qin took Xing min and Gu Tong back to the "Gold Coast".

I took Lin's sisters back to "the sunshine of Aegean Sea". Their sisters will surely sleep in my place tonight, but my territory there is limited after all.

Qin sister very understanding to Xing min and Gu Tong away, said is to invite Gu Tong to her home to play for two days.

In the middle of the road, Xi'er shouts to go to the bathroom. I stop in front of a public toilet, help Xi'er out of the car and walk slowly towards the door of the public toilet.

Xi'er leaned back on the back of the co pilot's seat, as if he was asleep.

I helped Xi'er to the door of the women's room of the public toilet, hesitated for a moment, let her go in alone? She's so drunk now, what if she falls in the toilet? Help her in, will you? What if there's a woman in there?

I was so quick that I yelled twice in the women's room.

"Is there anyone in it? Is there anyone

Xi'er's body is soft and puffing wine. She shouts like me: "is there anyone in it? Is there anyone? No one Miss Ben is coming in... "

It's like she's going to the men's room!

No one answered in it. No one should answer. Who will stay in the public toilet when it's so late?

Hei, holding Xi'er in front of me, she said with a smile! Gu Yang, you flushed the women's toilet! Do you still have this hobby? "

I said to her angrily, "do you know that I flush the women's room? I told you not to drink so much, but to drink it! "

"Gu Yang You broke into the ladies' room! I yelled, "catch the sex wolf!" Xi'er still looked at me with a smile and said that her lips were almost close to my eyes.

I don't have a good airway: "shout! Shout

I helped her to a lattice door, pushed the door open and helped her in.

"Catch the wolf! Catch the wolf! Catch the wolf Suddenly she reached out and grabbed my clothes and screamed desperately.

I said to her angrily, "Er Ya! Wake up! Water the flowers so we can go home and sleep! "

Xi'er's body slightly shakes, looks at me with drunken eyes, laughs and says: "do you remember watering the flowers? Water the flowers Water the flowers... "

"Yes! Water the flowers! Water the flowers quickly I looked at her and said, "please! Water the flowers now! Let's go home after watering! "

Xi'er slowly reached out to take off her trousers.

I turned my back.

"Gu Yang! You are the dumbest and dumbest fool in the world Xi'er said with a straight tongue, "do you know? Gu Yang You are the dumbest and dumbest fool in the world! You know what? You know what? "

At the same time, there was the sound of urination behind me.

I lit a cigarette smoking, echoed her: "yes, I am the most stupid fool."

"Do you know I love you? Do you know? " Xi'er said behind me, "I love you the most You know what? Stupid

I puffed out a puff of smoke and echoed, "I know. I know

"No one will love more thoroughly than I do! I am in I love you with my whole life, not just with my heart... " Xi'er yelled behind me, "I love you with my whole life No one will love you more than I do... "

I echoed, "I know. I know

"You don't know You don't know anything. You really don't know... " Xi'er whispered, "you are the biggest fool in the world Big fool Big fool... "

When the sound of urination stops.

I slowly turned around, and Xi'er was slowly standing up, trying to carry her pants

I stepped forward, helped her with her pants, and helped her out.Do not know how, I am very sad, inexplicably sad heart!

Xi'er's body is still soft and can't stand. I just picked her up, held her in my arms and walked towards the door of the public toilet.

She whispered, "big fool Big fool Big fool... "

Every time you say "big fool", you have to raise your hand and beat me.

Walking to the street lamp outside the public toilet, I suddenly found her eyes full of tears.

The crystal tears soaked her black and white eyes, gently rolled down from the corner of her eyes.

I stopped, looked down at her and said, "you Crying? "

If Xi'er didn't answer me, she still looked at me with tears in her eyes and murmured: "big fool Big fool Big fool... "

Holding Xi'er back to the car, Xi'er is still asleep.

Back to the "Aegean sunshine", I wake up Xi'er, only to find that Xi'er on the back seat of the car is asleep with tears hanging from the corners of her eyes.

Park the car, I took Xi'er out of the car, did not wake her up.

I held her to the elevator, Xi'er opened the elevator door in front of me.

Take the elevator back to the apartment, I went straight to Xi'er into the bedroom, gently put on the shop.

Then he helped her take off her coat, pulled the quilt over her body and tucked in the corner for her.

When I turned to leave, I stood at the head of the shop, quietly looking at her face.

The white cheeks that once touched my ears, the red lips that once inspired me to kiss, the sexy neck that once left me countless kisses, and the soft curve above and below the clavicle. Once affectionately swept the slender waist, once ran for me long legs.

With a slight sigh, I put out the hood light and walked out of the room.

Back in the bedroom next door, Xi'er is preparing her bath clothes, including mine.

Xi'er looked up and said with a smile, "did Xi'er sleep?"

I nodded and said, "I'm sleeping."

Xi'er said in a soft voice, "then you can take a bath. After washing, have a rest early. "

I said, "wash first. I'll have a cigarette first

Standing on the dark terrace of the bedroom, overlooking the dark night in the distance, only the fireworks in the hands flicker.

After smoking two cigarettes, I sighed and whispered: "Xi'er has drunk too much tonight. She can't say anything at all."

And she cried for herself.

I went back to my bedroom until the sound of footsteps rang behind me.

"It's your turn. Husband. " Xi'er, wearing a pure white cotton Nightgown, appeared behind me. She tilted her head and wiped her long head with a towel, and said with a smile to me.

I looked at her and said with a smile, "are you sober?"

"Half awake." Xi'er said with a smile, "I'm still dizzy."

I said, "go to bed first. I went for a shower. "

Then I picked up my clothes and walked out of the bedroom.

After I had a bath, I went back to my bedroom. Xier was already lying on the bed.

She lay on the inside of the bunk and left the outside for me.

I dried my hair, lifted the quilt and got into the bed, deliberately not thinking about her body, so as not to burn myself.

After I lay down, Xi'er's body moved towards me under the quilt and nestled close to me!

Maybe it's because of the chemical reaction of alcohol, her skin is burning when she touches my body!

I held her and she looked up at me.

Xi'er nestled up to me tightly, looked up at me affectionately and said with a smile: "Yang Yang Are men just like you? "

I coughed two times and said with a smile, "er This I think there should be individual differences? "

"So you can keep calm in front of sexy women?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

Sweat! Why do you say that? I'm not sitting back, I'm walking on thin ice!

I said with a smile: "no, ha ha I just try to clear my mind as much as I can. It will feel better that way... "

"That is It's still a little uncomfortable, isn't it? " Xi'er looked up at me and said with a smile, eyes flashed the meaning of cunning.

Collapse! What are you trying to say!

I didn't speak, just "ha ha" giggle.

"Yang Yang, do you love me?" Xi'er looked at me seriously and said.

I said: "that's not to say! Of course I do! "

"The book says that you can't help facing the people you love, right?" Said Xi'er.

I said, "probably?"

"Then you can't help it?" Xi'er still looked at me seriously and said.

I said, "sometimes?"

"Does that mean you don't love me enough?" Said Xi'er.

I don't know! What are you trying to say?

Xi'er looked at me and said, "isn't it? If not, I am lying beside you now. How can you be so calm? "I found that there was a hint of provocation in her eyes.

I wipe! Don't push me! I'll give you a fright!

"Answer me?" Xi'er looks at me with a smile, and Rou says, "answer me, husband."

Her voice softened as she spoke.

I can't stand it!

I suddenly turned over, lifted the quilt and pressed her under me

"Dong Dong! Dong Dong! Dong Dong... "

At the same time, Xi'er's vague voice rang out outside the bedroom door.

"Open the door! Open the door! Open the door... "