The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er looked at me and said, "why don't you give me some by the way to see if I'm tall?"

Gu Tong held Xi'er and said with a smile: "sister Xi'er, you don't have to look, I know you are the highest!"

"Of course," Xi'er raised her hand and pinched Gu Tong's head. She looked at us with a smile and said, "there are the dumbest idiots here, but I don't want to say who it is!"

The dumbest idiot? I stare at Xi'er and wonder who Xi'er means?

Fortunately, Hao Jian broke the awkward atmosphere at the scene.

"I said, Mr. Lin, it's such a cold day," Hao Jian said with a smile, looking up and down at xi'erjian, "you don't wear much!"

Xi'er glanced at Hao Jian and said, "that's cheap. People like you are born with a loss, the day after tomorrow, of course, afraid of the cold! Miss Ben has genuine Qi to protect her body. How can she be cold? I advise you to make more Cistanche deserticola to make up for your kidney deficiency. As soon as you look at your empty eyes, I feel sorry for you! "

Xi'er couldn't help laughing.

Then everyone burst into laughter.

Hao Jian made a self humiliation and had to keep silent.

We walked into the entrance of the lantern show with laughter.

This situation, this scene, is really a "flaming trees and silver flowers in the sky, brothers and sisters dancing, singing through the full moon" ah!

The whole ocean of colorful lights!

There are chandeliers, seat lamps, wall lamps, lanterns, bamboo and wood, silk, bright balls, jade pendants, silk spikes, feathers, shells and so on. These materials are decorated with paper-cut, calligraphy, painting, poetry and other decorations, and become comprehensive handicrafts. They are also traditional folk handicrafts.

The lanterns are painted with characters, landscapes, flowers, birds, insects, fish, and even household products. Almost everything in the world can enter the lanterns.

My favorite ones are those palace lanterns with different and beautiful shapes. When I was a child, I also collected a set of stamps with the theme of palace lanterns!

At the lantern show, the most amazing thing is the magnificent lanterns.

Make lantern, drum band in front, then is dazzling lantern. The lamp was held high by one man, surrounded by many people, like the stars arched the moon. From a distance, the lantern looks like a cluster of bright pearls, bright and colorful. A close look at the lanterns, each of which is made up of hundreds of small lamps.

People can't help admiring the lights!

You tired, we began to guess riddles, guess riddles have small prizes, some prizes are a beautiful little lantern, you can carry it around.

Xi'er is really talented and clever. She guessed several lantern riddles in a row!

But a lantern riddle really baffled her!

The riddle of this lantern riddle is "say it or not, say it or not", what is the word?

Xi'er frowned and thought hard, but couldn't think of it.

Sister Qin and Hao Jian and Xie Peng didn't think of it.

Xi'er asked me for help with a smile: "great talent! Please help us! If you can guess the riddle, there will be a little brown bear to give it to you

I have come up with the answer, which is the word "the most"! Here we exclude "Shuo" and "Yue" instead of "Na" and replace it with "Qu". Of course, it is the word "most"!

When I tell the answer and explain it to you, you have to admire me!

Only Xi'er looked at me with disdain and said, "withdraw! What's the big deal

When Gu Tong handed her the prize, a little brown bear, Xi'er held out her hand to block it.

"I don't like bear at all! Let's give the bear to the great talent of Chinese department! He can just use it to please his beloved Xi'er glanced at me and said something.

Everyone didn't care much about Xi'er's words, including Xi'er. Xi'er may have been used to her sister's reckless way of speaking, right?

She took Gu Tong's hand and ran to a beautiful palace lantern in front of her. Xi'erqin and Xing min went to the opposite lantern.

They haven't had a good time yet. They continue to guess their riddles.

Hao Jian and Xie Peng stopped to have a rest. They were talking and laughing while smoking.

Hao Jian puffed out a puff of smoke, looked at me and said with a cheap smile, "Gu Yang, have you found that Xi'er's performance is a little strange?"

"Yes! I found out, too! " Xie Peng said with a smile, "Xi'er seems to belittle Gu everywhere, but it's not the case. Her eyes are always on Gu!"

I puffed out a puff of smoke, looked at them and said, "don't talk nonsense! I've broken up with Xi'er! Besides Xi'er's character, you don't know. She always is

Xie Peng looked at me with a smile and said, "now I finally understand who Xi'er said at the beginning that the most stupid person here is. In fact, it means Gu Ge You!"

I said, "Why me? Am I stupid? "

Hao Jian looked at me and said with a cheap smile, "because we all see things, but we don't notice them at all. So you are the dumbest fool that Xi'er said

I just wanted to refute something. Xi'er waved to me and said with a smile: "Yang Yang, come here! Help us to guess the riddleI turned to see Xi'er, stunned by the scenery in front of me! Xi'er stood in the light, and a beautiful sentence immediately came to my mind:

"suddenly looking back, the man was in the dim light!"

How beautiful!

I ran over.

Gu Tong showed off to me and said, "brother! I just guessed two riddles in a row! "

I reached out and pinched Gu Tong's head, and said with a smile: "progress! I'm Gu Yang's sister! Ha ha ha

"But," Xi'er looked at me and said, "the answer to this riddle is beyond me and Tongtong."

I throw away cigarette buttock, looking at Xi'er way: "which?"

Xi'er Chao pointed to a lamp in front of him and said, "this is the 'Dongpo pitching stone'. Guess the name of the drink! How hard to guess

"That's right, that's right," Gu Tong echoed. "What's the relationship between the name of the drink and 'Dongpo throwing stones'? brother! Think about it for us

At first glance, "Dongpo pitching stone" and the name of the drink are really two different things. However, the four words "Dongpo pitching stone" remind me of a historical legend.

The story of Su Xiaomei's bridal chamber and bridegroom's three troubles in the historical legend. Su Xiaomei put forward the sentence "close the door and push out the moon in front of the window". Qin Shaoyou couldn't think about the next sentence. Su Dongpo threw a stone into the water, which implied Qin Shaoyou. Qin Shaoyou realized the meaning of it, and then came up with the good sentence "throwing a stone to break the sky in the water".

Think of here, I have a flash in my mind!

I pinched my nose and laughed.

"Did you guess? Yang, Yang Xi'er looked at me excitedly and asked.

"No?" Gu Tong looked at me in surprise and said, "you are so amazing! Brother

"Soda!" I said with a smile

Xier's favorite drink!

"How could it be soda water?"

Xi'er and Gu Tong almost looked at me in unison and asked.

I told them the legend.

I looked at them with a smile and said, "Su Dongpo threw a stone into the water to suggest Qin Shaoyou. That is to say, Su Dongpo used a stone to draw water. What is not soda water?"

Xi'er chuckled.

Gu Tong was also happy. She looked at me with a smile and said, "brother! Isn't that ridiculous? "

After the lantern show, we went to the street for supper.

Barbecue and green beer!

Drinking, eating and laughing.

Xi'er seems to be enjoying herself. She looks up, pours a glass of beer into her stomach, looks at me and says, "Gu Yang! This year's lantern show is not interesting at all, even the lantern riddles are so low-level! Nine times out of ten miss can guess it at a glance! Not at all! Do you have any riddles with high difficulty? Let's hear it

I looked up at her and said with a smile, "guess?"

"Why?" Xi'er glanced at me and said, "are you afraid you can't help me?"

I raised my hand, pinched my nose and said with a smile, "I'm afraid you'll be baffled!" It seems that if you don't give her a powerful one, she doesn't know how arrogant she is!

"Come on Said Xi'er.

I said, "listen up!"

The Lantern Festival was held in Qianlong. At the beginning of the Lantern Festival, Qianlong took several ministers to the Wenhua palace to watch the moon. When everyone was having a good time, Ji Xiaolan wrote quickly on the red lantern, and a pair of couplets appeared in front of everyone: "black is not, white is not, red is not, like fox, cat and dog, it is neither livestock nor beast; there are also poems, words and Analects, which are vague about southeast and northwest. Although they are short articles, they are wonderful essays."

This is a pair of couplets riddle, the upper and lower couplets each type a word, Ji Xiaolan immediately asked the emperor to solve the riddle. Emperor Qianlong looked at it and thought hard. The ministers of culture and military were scratching their ears one by one, but they couldn't guess. Qianlong left guess right guess, pondering for a long time, still don't know what to say, in order to get rid of the ugly embarrassment as soon as possible, had to ask Ji Xiaolan, Ji Xiaolan this just announced the answer.

After I finished talking about history, I looked at Xi'er with a smile and said, "Miss Lin, do you know what Ji Xiaolan's answer is?"

All of you here look at each other in a daze.

I smile in my heart. If I don't give you some power, you really don't know there is a mountain outside the mountain!

"Miss Lin, do you say the answer or do I announce it?" I looked at Xi'er with a smile.

Xi'er had no face and hummed to me: "just say it! So much nonsense

"Announce the answer. Yang Yang. " Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said.

I smile, swept everyone around and said: "guess the riddle!"

Everyone looked at me, didn't understand!

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "I know it's guessing, but what I'm going to ask now is what's your answer!"

I looked at her and said, "the word" Guessing "is the answer."

Listen to me, we are even more stunned!

"Gu! You're playing with us, aren't you? " Xi'er stares at me and says, "believe it or not, I urge everyone to pour you down!"

I picked up my glass, drank half a glass of beer, put it down, looked at her with a smile and said, "if you can guess it, if the answer can't be amazing! I don't think the story of Qianlong and Ji Xiaolan will be handed down. In fact, this is a very interesting double bottom puzzle couplet