The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er was so angry that her face turned red. She rushed over, reached for my collar, shook it and said in a loud voice, "can you shut up?"

"Hello! Hello, Hello! I'm driving As I broke free, I yelled at her, "are you dying?"

Xi'er yelled: "dead Gu Yang! I will die with you

At 7:30 in the evening, Xi'er came to "Sicily Manor".

When she knocked on the door outside, I was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading a book. Xi'er sat cross legged on the sofa watching TV, eating "pistachio nuts" while watching TV.

She was watching a comedy film played by Mr. Bean, and she was amused by the plot of the film from time to time. She laughed so much that she didn't pay attention to the image of a lady at all.

I was so distracted by her laughter that I couldn't concentrate on reading.

I lifted my eyes from the page, looked at her and said, "ah! Why don't you cook yet? "

"Why should I cook?" Xi'er restrained her smile.

I frowned and said, "don't we have dinner?"

"We? Who are we with you? " Xi'er looked at me and said, "it's none of your business whether I eat dinner or not, and it's none of my business whether you eat dinner or not. Also, you'd better be quiet, don't affect my mood of watching movies

I said, "then you won't be hungry?"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "I have a cabinet of snacks in my bedroom, so don't worry about whether I will be hungry. You'd better worry about yourself."

I said, "if you don't want to cook dinner, then take out all the snacks! Let's have a snack tonight! "

"Sorry! Those snacks are not yours Xi'er glanced at me and said.

I said, "ah! I'm your bodyguard

"But I'm not your cook!" Said Xi'er.

She didn't want to talk to me any more. She turned her eyes to the TV screen and ate with relish.

I was choked half dead by her, staring at her for two seconds, exhaled a mouthful, and slowly said: "you are cruel!"

But my stomach is very frustrated, began to "Gulu Gulu".

I looked at Xi'er and said, "then give me half of your pistachio!"

"Are you dreaming?" Xi'er said to me that she didn't even look at me.

I am not reconciled: "then give me a little bit, OK?"

"Wake up, you!" Said Xi'er, laughing at me.

I stare at her and feel like I'm going to kill!

At this time, the doorbell of the living room rang!

I said to Xi'er, "someone's coming! Go and open the door

"You don't have legs?" Xi'er glanced at me, still sitting cross legged in the middle of the sofa, motionless.

I muttered a way: "don't give me food to eat, still tell me to do this and that!"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "aren't you my bodyguard? What if the person who comes is the "black duck"! You asked me to open the door, didn't you ask me to die? "

I thought to myself, why are you so safe now?

I got up to open the door, in fact, I had guessed that it might be Xier!

Xi'er stands at the door and smiles at me.

I said with a smile, "please come in."

Seeing that she was carrying big and small bags in her hand, I quickly reached for them and looked down to see that they were all vegetables, including meat, vegetables and fruits.

I looked up at her and said, "how can I buy so many dishes?"

Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile: "don't guess, I know my sister's refrigerator is extremely out of stock!"

Xi'er guessed right. There is really nothing to cook in the refrigerator of the restaurant. There is nothing to eat except some eggs and cucumbers.

Or Xi'er knows her sister!

I looked back at Xi'er. She was still sitting on the sofa in the living room, as if she didn't hear or see her sister coming.

I reminded her, "your sister is here. Xi'er. "

"Come as soon as you come." Xi'er said in a neutral tone.

I said: "then you should say hello to your sister, too?"

"Not for the first time!" Said Xi'er.

Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile, "it's OK. My Xi'er is a little upset recently. "

I looked at Xi'er with a smile and said, "how can she be upset? She's eating pistachio! "

"Sister! You guessed wrong, I am very happy Xi son suddenly returned a saying.

Xi'er said with a smile: "long live happiness! Well, I'll cook for you. I know you haven't eaten yet. "

"If you don't come, I don't think there will be dinner tonight." I raised hand to pinch next nose, looking at Xi Er to smile a way.

"Little man! When my sister comes, you will complain! A real villain Xi'er stares at me, grabs a pistachio and smashes it at me.

I stretched out my hand to catch it steadily and said with a smile, "hidden weapon!" Then I put pistachios in my mouth and chewed them."Hillbilly! Eat pistachios without shelling Xi'er taunted me.

I said, "haven't you ever eaten grapes? My tongue and lips will automatically eat the meat and spit out the skin

"Disgusting Xi'er said at a glance.

Xi'er looked at me, but shook his head and said, "you are still the same as before. As soon as you meet, smoke rises everywhere. It's getting late. I'll make dinner. "

"I'll help you!" I looked at Xi'er with a smile.

"Numbness!" Xi'er mumbled behind us.

I reached out to catch Xi'er's hand and said with a smile, "don't mind! Some people are insane, we should give her the greatest sympathy and tolerance! "

Listening to me, Xi'er covered his mouth and laughed.

"Sister! I ask you Xi'er said angrily behind us, "who are you standing on now? I remind you, don't stand in the wrong line! "

Xi'er squeezed his eyes at us and said with a smile, "well, I'll stay neutral. I'll be a centrist."

"Sister! You let me down Said Xi'er.

As soon as Xi'er came, there was a sense of home in the room.

Just watching Xi'er shuttle between the kitchen and the dining room, you can feel warm.

Xi'er is wearing her sister's beautiful and childish white apron with cartoon pattern. Her hair is in a bun and she skillfully handles all kinds of tools in the kitchen.

What a lovely little woman!

I fold vegetables and wash vegetables on the side, Xi'er takes charge of them, and women sing along with them. It's very harmonious!

Pour the cut celery and fresh beef into the oil pan, stir rhythmically for a while, add some water, and cover the pan.

Xi'er turned to me with a smile and said, "are you hungry? Yang Yang. "

I looked at her and said, "hungry, so hungry! When I see you, I'm hungry! "

Xi'er looked up at me, blinked and said, "Why are you hungry when you see me?"

I walked up with a bad smile, hugged her from behind, put my head in her ear and whispered, "because I miss you!"

Xi'er's cheek was a little red, and he said in a soft voice, "someone said before that he didn't want to?"

My mouth was close to her white earrings, and I whispered, "didn't you guess that riddle?"

"No. What is it? " Xi'er looked back at me gently and said.

Then I told Xi'er the whole riddle poem and told her the answer!

"Every day I miss you!"

"Is it?" Xi'er looked back at me gently and said with a smile, "what is the word" Lu "

My face gently rubbed the hair on her ears and temples, and said with a bad smile: "the word" Lu "is two mouths close together. What do you mean? Kisses, of course

"Dizzy!" She said.

"What's the matter?" I said with a bad smile

"Then why is one mouth above the other?" Xi'er looked at me naively and asked.

"Because there are no two words in Chinese that are close to each other." I laughed and whispered, "I think the word" Lu "is very vivid! The top and bottom two mouths stick together, I think it should be two people on the shop, one on the top, one on the bottom, golden wolf's happy life "

" hate Xi'er pinched and raised his hand to hit me.

Her cheeks are slightly red, her neck is snow white, and she has fine hair on it. It looks very sexy and fragrant.

I bowed my head and kissed her on her white neck.

Xi'er's body trembled slightly.

She whispered, "don't I'll be seen by my sister... "

Her tone of shame irritated me. I didn't stop. The kiss moved to her earlobe

Xi'er's body trembles slightly in my arms.

"Don't Yang Yang, I will be seen by my sister... " Xi'er whispered.

I suddenly straightened up, reached for the pot and said, "ah! It's boiling! "

There is a light paste smell in the air!

Xi'er quickly reaches for the lid of the pot

Xi'er stirs the celery and beef with a spatula and adds some water to the pot.

Then she looked back at me and said, "you did it all..." She looks very shy.

At dinner, Xi'er tasted the paste flavor of celery beef!

She frowned slightly and said, "how can it smell like paste?"

I bowed my head and took a big mouthful of rice, vaguely lost a sentence: "a little pot..."

Xi'er looked at her sister and me, frowned and said, "what are you two doing in the kitchen? I've cooked all the dishes, haven't I found them? "

Xi'er and I looked at each other, and Xi'er quickly hooked up her face.

"Sister! Love makes you less and less focused Xi'er taunts her sister.

After dinner, Xi'er runs back to the living room to see Mr. Bean.

Xier and I cleaned up the kitchen and dining room, cooked a pot of milk tea and brought it to the living room.Three people sit together in the living room sofa watching TV.

Xi'er is still arrogant and sits cross legged in the middle of the sofa laughing. She laughs so much that she continues to peel off the heart fruit and eat it. She doesn't invite me to eat it with her sister.

Xi'er and I felt a little tasteless and began to talk in a low voice.

Xi'er was not happy. She glared at us and said, "don't make a sound, OK? I'm watching a movie

I said, "look at you, we say ours."

Xi'er grabbed the pillow and threw it at me, and said to me, "do you affect my mood of watching TV?"

I said to her, "eating pistachio and looking at Mr. Bean, are you still in a bad mood?"

"No! Let's talk enough! " Xi'er fell off the remote control, swabbed the cotton tow and walked quickly to the spiral staircase.

I muttered behind her, "what attitude!"