The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Before Xi'er finished, she glared at me and said, "a guy who likes the new and dislikes the old! Now I finally understand that men don't have a good thing! With this woman can be ambiguous, with that woman can also be ambiguous! Men are the most disgusting creatures in the world

I turned to glance at her and said, "are you going too far?"

"It's just right to describe you!" Said Xi'er angrily.

I was a little annoyed. I glanced at her and said, "who likes the new and dislikes the old? Who kicked me off and got involved with that half breed? Also, I am not playing with your sister ambiguous, our feelings are sincere! Unlike some people, the attitude towards love is like the sky in May. If it changes, it changes! "

"Who do you say?" Said Xi'er, glaring at me.

I raised a hand to pinch next nose, low voice way: "I say that half blood ball is not good?"

Xi'er glared at me and said, "what are you qualified to say about Daniel? He's at least like a gentleman

I said: "you are still protecting that liar? As far as I know, don't you also choose to leave that half breed now? You've finally found out that he's just a liar, haven't you

"Who said I left him? Why did I leave him? How ridiculous Said Xi'er.

I said: "you can not admit, you can cheat others, but you can not cheat your own heart!

"Who did I cheat?" Xi'er stares at me and says.

I said, "you know it in your heart!"

"Tomorrow I'll let you know if I left Daniel!" Xi'er said angrily and kicked forward.

I didn't think that her shin was hurt by the front platform of the car. She was gnashing her teeth in pain, but she was embarrassed to shout pain!

I turned to look at her and said, "if you feel pain, you will cry out. You can not bear any pain alone!"

"I want you to take care of it!" She yelled at me.

I said: "it's best to knead with your hands. If your qi and blood are smooth, it won't hurt."

Maybe she couldn't stand the pain, and she didn't care about face. She immediately bent over, raised her leg and quickly rubbed it.

Knead shin of crus Shin for a while, the painful expression of Xi son just slowly eased.

I turned to look at her with a smile and said, "what's up? What I said is still effective? "

"Not so much!" Said Xi'er coldly.

I looked ahead, raised my hand, pinched my nose and said, "some people always get better and forget the pain!"

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "I don't care about you! I'm going to talk to my boyfriend on the phone now. Won't you avoid it? "

I Leng for a while, looking at her way: "boyfriend? You haven't broken up with that half breed yet? "

"Gu Yang," Xi'er looked at me and said, "you are not in a good state of mind. You look forward to people breaking up every day. Aren't you psychopathic?"

I said, "I'm doing it for you!"

"You don't want the weasel to give new year's greetings to the chicken. It's kind of you." Xi'er glanced at me and said, "OK! I can't help it if you don't avoid it, and I don't mind if you eavesdrop on our "love talk"! "

Then she lowered her head to open the bag and reached in to pinch the cell phone.

Then a suffocating scene appeared, she pinched out the mobile phone at the same time, brought out a piece of pink and white sanitary napkin.

They froze at the same time

Then Xi'er quickly covered her ears and put the tampon back into her bag, her cheeks flushed slightly.

I laughed to myself and muttered, "no wonder!"

"What?" Xi'er glanced at me and said that she raised her hand to capture her hair.

I said, "no wonder someone is so angry today? So what syndrome caused it? Ha ha

It is said that female friends will be very hot tempered during this period of time!

Xi'er occasionally has dysmenorrhea, which mostly occurs when she encounters troubles in her work and life, and dysmenorrhea will aggravate her troubles, which is a vicious circle. Before we broke up, when she had dysmenorrhea, I would help her cook brown sugar water to drink, and also help her rub her stomach. After rubbing her stomach, I used a hot towel to help her compress her lower abdomen.

Xi'er glared at me and said, "will you die?"

I said with a smile: "people will die sooner or later!"

Xi'er no longer pays attention to me, calls out the address book on her mobile phone and dials a mobile phone number.

As soon as she spoke, I felt numb, like an electric shock. Her tone suddenly became extremely soft, even sweet!

"Ah! Daniel! Do you miss me? I hate it! what? Miss me so much? Can you still talk to me? what? You've missed me so much? Is it true? Oh! I've been in a bit of trouble, so nonsense! I didn't ignore you! I miss you so much, too! Buy me coffee? That's great! I want to see you, too! Really? I didn't lie to you! It's a dog! Well, don't worry about Acacia. Let's meet tomorrow! I will cure your lovesickness face to face! Want me to kiss you? okay! Boo! Boo! Mm-hmm... "

Xi'er completely ignores my existence, and talks with Daniel in the mobile phone, but bold and enthusiastic!I don't doubt that this is the real Lin Xi'er! I'm a mother!

When she fell in love with me, she was so bold and enthusiastic!

When I think of our trip to Paris, our romantic trip to Provence, and her boldness and enthusiasm, I always sigh about the cruelty of time. There are only 100 days in three months, but now things are different.

Nalanxingde denounced the heartless jinyilang with the tone of a lovelorn woman and said: "if life is just like the first sight, what's the matter with the sad autumn wind painting fan. It's easy to change, but it's easy to change. "

Originally, they were in love with each other, but if they knew that they would be separated sooner or later, it would be better to keep the good feeling when they first saw each other. People who change their minds often accuse the party who is full of infatuation but abandoned for no reason of changing their minds first.

"Kiss goodbye" Daniel, Xi'er face with a satisfied smile, mouth is also humming an English song.

I glanced at her and said, "I don't know who is more numb!"

"Just numbness! OK? Are you the only one allowed to fall in love in the world? " Xi'er raised her face and looked at me provocatively.

I muttered a way: "what eye!"

"You don't care what my eyes are! I just like Daniel. How about that? " She said.

I glanced at her and said, "a philosopher is right. Never expect women to have deep thoughts like men!"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "what do you mean?"

I turned to look at her and said in a cold voice, "it means that more than 90% of women are superficial. They are also superficial when they look at problems. They can never grasp the essence of things. For example, in love, women only pay attention to the superficial things of each other and never analyze the inner essence of each other through the superficial phenomena. Therefore, sometimes women, like a fool, are confused by men's tricks and think that it is the love they have been longing for for for a long time! What a tragedy

Xi'er glared at me and said, "you are a tragedy! So what? "

I said: "this is doomed that most women can only become men's playthings! If a man plays enough, he will be thrown away impolitely, and then women will wait for the consequences! The most sad thing is that most women don't admit that their nature is superficial. They are often very self righteous. Even if the other person is a wanted criminal, as long as he can win her favor, she will love him without hesitation. Even if one day she knows that he is a wanted criminal, she will think that he is the most special wanted criminal, which she has been looking forward to for a long time That man! At the same time, she will find all kinds of reasons to convince herself that falling in love with a criminal does not mean that she is a fool. She will find all kinds of reasons to perfunctory herself, and even regard the fact that she falls in love with a criminal differently. She perfunctorily says that "not every woman can be as brave as herself. For the sake of love, she will never judge each other's personality by the other's past." More stupid than a moth to a fire

Xi'er glared at me and said, "you are stupid! You are the fool! I don't know who I fall in love with? Even if love is wrong, I have no regrets! "

I looked at her calmly and said, "I knew you would say that! There are several defects in women's personality. First, women are obviously the most vain creatures in the world. This is not only reflected in the material aspect, but also in the subjective initiative. If there are two men who appear around a woman at the same time, one is a bad man who can only say no and the other is a good man who can not say only. Women will not catch the good man Men, but will enjoy the bad man to her hospitality, because the bad man to meet her strong vanity! She would rather ruin her life's happiness than take the initiative to catch that good man! Second, women are too emotional, emotional things are not as profound as rational things, emotional things are superficial publicity, so women are usually unable to accurately grasp the essence of people and things. This is a big factor in their tragic life. Third, women's self-esteem is too strong, never allow others to say that she is stupid, they would rather deceive themselves in stupid behavior, will not let others hurt her self-esteem! Fourthly... "

Xi'er yelled at me, "shut up

I said: "your anger is inevitable! Your natural imperfection determines that you are bound to show great dissatisfaction and anger at what I said! "

She yelled at me: "dead Gu Yang! You are the stupidest man in the world

I looked at her and said, "don't cry if you don't see the coffin! Sooner or later, you will cry for your stupid behavior

She said to me angrily, "you don't cry when you don't see the coffin!"

At the same time, she suddenly raised her hand and hit me on the waist!

I put my hand down and block her fist with my elbow!

I continued, "of course. Men also have superficial stupid guys, men also have been abandoned by women, but there are only two cases of men being abandoned by women, either he loves too much, or his deception is not hidden enough, which can be seen by women at a glance. But men's stupidity is more profound than women's stupidity, which is why women are abandoned far more than men! Character decides fate! Women's nature determines their destiny