The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I said, "I'm tired, too. In traditional Chinese medicine, it seems that heart and stomach are the same family. That's why when people are in a bad mood, their appetite is also bad. "

Xi'er said: "you have many reasons!"

I "ha ha" said with a smile: "I have been wandering in the Jianghu for many years with this three inch tongue!"

Xi'er said, "are your legs tired? Shall I carry you downstairs? "

I said with a smile: "if there is no elevator, I think it is necessary."

Xi'er said, "I don't know if I can carry you?"

I said: "tie me to your back, and then put a hungry wolf dog behind you. I think you can run faster than the car with me on your back!"

"I hate it Xi'er stretched out his hand to hit me and said, "only you can talk!"

"I said:" then you play the lip to show me? In this society, it's also an art to make the most of your mouth

"So you're an artist?" Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said.

I said, "I was born to be an artist of life!"

"My mother! I've finally discovered the fact that the quietest time of the day is probably the time to sleep and eat! " Xi'er glanced at me and said.

I was amused by her funny expression and words, and laughed again.

Xi'er pouted at me and said, "still laughing! Thick skin

Out of the "glass month" Hotel, we did not go directly to the underground parking lot, but accompanied Xi'er to the street for a walk.

It's getting colder and colder, especially at night.

Xi'er holds her arms, a little rustling.

I said: "Xi'er, we'd better go back. What will you do when you catch a cold?"

"No!" Xi'er looked up at me and said.

I said, "I'll take off my coat for you."

"No!" Xi'er looked at me and said, "you will be cold, too."

I said with a smile, "I'm not afraid of cold. Didn't you just say I was thick skinned? "

Xi'er said with a smile, "I mean you have thick skin!"

I said: "my skin is also very thick! It's the night

"Is it made of mink?" Xi'er said, squeezing his eyes at me.

I felt my nose and said with a smile, "no, it's made of seal skin!"

We walked slowly to a commercial square facing the street. The streets were full of traffic and neon lights. There were middle-aged and old women dancing in the square.

Xi'er stopped, looked up at me and said with a smile, "Yang Yang, how about warming up?"

I looked at her and said, "how? Hidden cat

Xi'er shakes her head and her eyes twinkle.

I said: "Eagle catching chicken?"

Xi'er shakes her head and looks at me with a smile.

I said, "Sheriff black cat catches bad people?"

Xi'er still shakes his head, and his eyes still flicker warmly.

Don't you want to do kissing with me?

I looked at her and said with a smile, "what kind of sports are you going to do?"

Xi'er reached out to the middle-aged and old women dancing in the square.

Before she could speak, I made a 180 degree turn and yelled, "where is the public toilet? Where is the public toilet? It's killing me

Xi'er reached for my hand and said with a smile, "do you want to escape? no way! Hum

I looked back at her and said, "I'm going to the bathroom!"

"Come on! You came out of the bathroom in the hotel! " Xi'er pouted at me and said.

I'm speechless!

I stared at her with wide eyes and said, "leader! Do you want me a big man to square dance with those girls? "

"All right! Since you call me the leader, you must obey the order! " Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said.

Looking at her posture, I know that today's disaster can't be avoided. Today, I'm sure I'll leave people outside!

At this time, the last song just came to an end. Xi'er took me by the hand and walked to the last row of the square dance team.

I struggled, looking at Xi'er and said, "you can jump, but I can't!"

"Neither can I!" Xi'er looked at me and said. She's still holding my hand.

I said, "no? You don't, are you still so enthusiastic? "

Just leave me alone. Now I have to leave two! Alas!

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "it's an idea that suddenly occurred to me!"

"Your inspiration is everywhere! Leading comrades I looked at her and shook my head helplessly.

I don't have time to resist. The music has been playing. It's Madame Shexiang.

Those enthusiastic aunts all looked back or turned to see Xi'er and me, smiling very friendly.

This song has the flavor of grassland, of course, also has rhythm.

I was embarrassed to stand in the ranks of aunts, kept raising my hands to scratch the bridge of my nose, feeling like I was on the verge of collapse.I approached Xi'er and said in her ear, "I have a stomachache! Will you spare me? "

Xi'er looked up at me, blinked and said, "your name is Du Ziteng? When did it change its name? "

I yelled, "I have a stomachache!"

"All right, all right! I know your name is Du Ziteng! Come on! It's time to start dancing Xi'er said, squeezing his eyes at me.

I can't escape because Xier still holds my hand.

I said, "please let go! It's not social dancing! "

Xi'er said with a smile: "square dance can also be done hand in hand!"

I cried, "I don't know how to jump!"

"I don't know," Xi'er said with a smile, "now learn! I don't doubt your imitation ability at all! Hey

Is your brain cramped?

The aunts in front of us have already jumped up to the rhythm of the music.

Xi'er also jumped up, learning and dancing, and soon entered the atmosphere.

As she jumped, she looked at me with a smile and said, "jump! Follow the aunts

I can't ride a Tiger now. If you say I jump, I must jump like a wizard. If you say I don't jump, I'll stand in the crowd like a tree stump. It's eye-catching, isn't it?

Moreover, my hand was still held by her, almost driven by Xi'er's dancing posture.

There are a lot of ass twisting actions in this song, almost always.

Women's buttocks may also be considerable. What is a man's buttocks? It's a pervert, pervert!

I jumped a few times, Xi'er "Chi Chi" to laugh, but she held back.

In fact, some of her actions are quite funny. I can't help laughing when I look at her.

The music has come to a climax.

While I was clumsy to do the action, I looked at Xi'er and giggled.

Xi'er also danced and looked at me with a smile. The louder he laughed, the greater the extent of his smile. Finally, he squatted on the ground with his belly in his arms.

I stopped, looked down at him and said, "please! Is that funny? "

"No, no Really not, more than I thought Good, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. " Xi'er squatted on the ground, raised his face to cover his mouth, looked at me and said,

I said angrily: "let's go! No more dancing

Xi'er said, "pull me up!"

I looked back at her and said, "you won't get up yourself?"

Xi'er covered her mouth and said, "I can't get up I laugh so much that I have a stomachache... "

I said angrily, "I deserve it! Keep laughing

Xi'er covered her mouth and giggled, imploring me to say, "can you pull me up?"

I breathed a sigh, shook my head, quickly walked over, reached for her hand and pulled her up.

I said, "did you have a premeditation? Do you want me to walk with you just to make a fool of myself in this square? This is revenge! It's revenge

Xi'er couldn't help looking at me and said, "isn't it cold now?"

I ignored her and turned to leave.

Still cold? I'm so embarrassed that my spine is sweating!

Xi'er grabbed my hand and followed me. He said with a smile, "young master! Take me with you

Go to the square on the edge of the long wooden chair to sit down, face opposite dancing aunts.

The song of Lady Shexiang has come to an end, and the second one is love, which offends anyone who drinks.

Break down! What kind of song is this! How can I hear it for the first time?

"A woman's tears make her drunk.

Man's heart, a rub on the broken.

Love is tired, hate is tired.

No love, no hate, no taste.

Don't say you're wrong, don't say I'm right.

There is no right or wrong in gratitude and resentment... "

I'm smoking, looking at the starry sky

Xi'er is watching those aunts dancing attentively. Her mood seems to have fallen into this song.

I felt her body lean towards my shoulder, I didn't move, let her face gently on my shoulder.

We were all silent.

I smoke in silence and listen to this song in silence.

Then there is the third song "beautiful girl is about to get married". The aunts are in good spirits. They dance one by one, and they are not tired.

"The accompaniment of this song is a bit like Yangko, hehe."

I turned my face to see Xi'er, spewed out a puff of smoke, and said that my words aimed at breaking the silence between them.

Xi'er turned to look at me and said, "Yang Yang Where will you be in ten years? "

I looked at her in amazement and said, "ten years from now?"

Xi'er pecked her chin and looked at me steadily.

I felt the bridge of my nose and thought about it. I said with a smile: "ten years later, I will be 34 years old..."

Xi'er looked at me and said, "well. Where would you be then? "I said with a smile, "I don't know Who can make it clear in the future? But then I should get married and have children, right? Ten years is a huge time span for me... "

Xi'er said: "ten years later Will you still be in Binhai city? "

"Er..." I said with a smile, "this It's hard to say that life is like duckweed, floating and uncertain... "

I think of Su Shi's "jiangchengzi" (ten years of life and death) sentence: "ten years of life and death two vast, do not think about, since unforgettable. There is no place to talk about desolation. Even if meet should not know, dust covered face, temples such as frost

Although ten years later, I'm only in my thirties, and I'm not as old as "dusty and frosty", ten years later, I will change a lot, right?

I hope I have everything I need in ten years, my wife, my house and car, and my children.

Ten years later, my life should be almost finalized, and my mind should be increasingly mature, right?

As the old saying goes, if you stand at 30, you will not be confused at 40. Ten years later, I will be thirty-four or five years old, not far from forty.