The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I felt my nose hard, and I had doubts again.

"Then how do I know if my partner is first in or first out?" I said, "don't you step on your feet?" I laughed to myself, "Oh! That would be embarrassing in public! "

Lin Xi'er glared at me and shook her head helplessly.

"How can a master make such a low-level mistake?" She said, "if you step on a lady's foot, there's nothing gentlemanly about it! You have to remember! At a fancy party, men must be very gentlemanly! "

"Then how can we not step on our feet?" I asked seriously.

"It's not difficult," Lin Xi'er said with a relaxed smile and confidently, "the secret is that you should guide your partner with your hand. Your left hand grasps your partner's right hand, and your right hand embraces his waist. If your left hand pushes forward a little, your partner will step back. If your right hand pushes on his waist, your partner will move forward! Look! That's it

Probably in order to increase the image, she made a man grasp the woman's hand and waist dance, took two steps

I suddenly realized that everything in the world has rules to follow!

"I see!" I said, "the mystery is in the hands of men! I thought that when dancing, men hold women just to take advantage of intimacy! The original man's hand and remote control dance partner body magic ah! Ha ha ha

She pretended to be angry and raised her foot to kick me.

"What and what!" She said, "how can you think so dirty! It's all over my head

I jumped back, instinctively tucked in my stomach, covered my crotch with my hands, and watched her warily.

"No!" I said, "Foshan shadowless feet again!"

"What Foshan "Shadowless feet?"

"It's your foot!"

“……”

Seeing that she didn't understand, I said with a smile, "do you remember the kick you kicked me in the elevator on my first day at work? Your foot hurt me for three days and three nights! I was almost scrapped! Fortunately, I practiced the golden bell iron cloth shirt! Otherwise... "

I don't dare to say the rascal words "chicken flies and eggs beat".

Lin Xi'er seems to remember, and her cheeks are slightly red.

"Cut! It's a good thing to say! " She glared at me and said, "it's you who are disrespectful to me first! Dare to eat me in the elevator "

she stopped and must have realized that" eating tofu "is not elegant.

"Eat your tofu!" I finished for her with a bad smile.

"You She stares at me, her face is red, and she wants to be in a mood.

"But," I said with a smile, "it was because the elevator was unstable that I bumped into you by accident!" Don't pretend to be confused, I thought.

"I don't care about elevator trouble!" She raised her chin haughtily, "Miss Ben, as long as the facts, regardless of the reasons!"

I said, "the fact is that the elevator is out of order! The truth is that you have wronged me! The fact is that I didn't mean to... "

"Cut the crap!" She rudely interrupted me and said, "I think it's too cheap for you, miss! You should have fallen in the elevator that day! To tell you the truth, that foot is really not enough for us to get rid of our hatred! "

"Another slap!" I added bitterly.

Lin Xi'er said angrily, "you deserve it!"

"I deserve it! I should have done it I said dejectedly that if I reason with her, I always feel like a scholar meets a soldier.

"If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll give you another kick!" Lin Xi'er threatened me.

I waved my hand in a cold sweat: "this No more! I tremble as soon as you step out! My family has three generations of biographies. I have a great mission. I dare not apologize to my ancestors! "

"Then shut up!" She said to me.

"All right, all right! No more I said with a smile, "let's get back to business! Keep dancing, keep dancing... "

Ah! When a scholar meets a soldier, what else can I do?

Lin Xi'er glanced at me and sneered. Then he turned and walked to the reception area, took the water cup on the table, drank two water, and soon came back.

She slowed for a few seconds, and her eyebrows wrinkled slightly.

"I'm so mad at you!" She white I one eye, "don't know just said where?" She raised her hand to her white forehead and quickly said, "Oh! by the way! Social dance is a very civilized social etiquette! In the process of dancing, there are two things to pay attention to: one is to listen to the beat with your ears, and step on the beat every step you take; the other is to take you as the master and take you as the king. No matter what your identity is, as soon as you enter the dance floor, you will be a man like King! "

she paused for a moment, and looked at me and continued, "everything has the final say, even if your partner is the Chairwoman, the mayoral mayor, the female underworld boss, she is your partner. You can completely manipulate her. When you move your hand, she has to obey your command. She is an extension of your body. At that time, she will give you all her mental and physical health. Do you understand? "

I nodded and said, "I seem to understand."I thought to myself, does her emphasis on civilization and identity mean that I am a vulgar servant without identity?

"Also, when you invite a lady to dance, you have to bend down and stretch out your hand, be a gentleman and smile. You have to say," Miss, would you like to dance? " Be gentle, understand? "

"I understand!" I touched my nose and said with a smile, this witch really treats me as a country bumpkin! Even if I didn't invite girls to dance, I've reviewed this scene for countless times in love movies. OK!

Lin Xi'er patted her hands and said with a smile, "that's good! Now let's try it, just four steps! Come on! You invite me! Invite me like a gentleman

Hey! There's something about this witch! He not only speaks theory thoroughly, but also combines theory with practice closely. He has the talent to be a people's teacher!

"Are you really coming?" I said, looking at her with a smile.

She glanced at me and raised her hand to gather the hair on her temples.

"Nonsense! What's the point of talking on paper? " She said, "hurry up! Don't delay me

"All right!" I said, "here I am!"

Seeing her nodding, I summoned up the courage to walk up to her, bent down and spread out my palm.

I said, "Miss Lin! May I have a dance with you? "

She looked at me with a smile, raised her delicate jaw, and looked noble and generous.

"Of course." She said, and put her left hand gracefully in my hand.

I don't know why, her smiling eyes suddenly pulled me into the present, as if we were not in the scene simulation, but in the real world; not in the office, but in a senior dance!

She reminded me in a low voice: "gently hold my hand, walk slowly, take me to the center of the dance floor! yes! That's it... "

Hand in hand, we came to the center of the office and stood opposite. She slowly raised her right hand. I felt like I was smart. I met her with my left hand and grasped her. Her left hand was on my right shoulder, and my right hand touched her waist strangely

Her waist is so soft! It's like a willow branch sprouting in March!

She gently reminded me: "I beat, you take me to jump, now I have given myself to you! take it easy! You are a supercilious master, you are a man like Wang! Now it's up to you! Come on! Let's go! Click, click, click, click... "

I'm the master, I'm the king, I'm the king of the dance partner! My eyes gradually become confident and firm! I shook her right hand with my left hand, then bravely stepped out of her left foot

Ah! Her right foot retreated silently. Make room for me. So tacit understanding, as if I and she are one. When I stepped out of my right foot, her left foot also retreated

"BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM..." She continued to tap with her mouth.

We kept dancing. The more I jumped, the more I threw myself into it. My mood was completely aroused. She brought me into this elegant dancing atmosphere. I even forgot where I was.

Finally, I can move forward and backward freely, I look confident, and my movements are fluent!

"Well done! People are not stupid! " She looked at me and said with a satisfied smile.

Many things are so, you look at it seems very difficult to do, but, once you calm down, into which, you will find that everything is not as difficult as you imagine!

One is three steps, the other is four steps, between advance and retreat! It's not hard to do all this! The procedure is very simple, the important thing is personal temperament, expression to be confident, eyes to be firm, to have gentlemanly demeanor!

A modest gentleman is as gentle as jade.

I danced with Lin Xi'er over and over again, and I'm getting better. This feeling is wonderful! She was in her arms. The two peaks on her chest were close to my chest. The soft temperature almost melted me

We became one and moved and rotated selflessly. For the first time, she came so close to me. I smelled the fragrance of her body, from her graceful body and hair

Because of the movement, her cheek is slightly red, she uses her mouth to tap gently, exhale like orchid, she began to pant a little.

Elegant dance, beautiful partner, her intoxicating smile, the fragrance on her body, the charm between her eyebrows and eyes

All these make me intoxicated, like flowers half open, like wine slightly drunk.

Unfortunately, this wonderful experience was interrupted by a telephone ring!

Lin Xi'er left me and went to the desk to listen to the phone. Then she put down the receiver, turned around and looked at me, laughed and said, "OK! Today, we'll practice here. There are still a few days before this weekend. You can practice more at home after work! "

I know she's busy. I had to say, "OK! Mr. Lin! Then I'll go first! "

I was a little reluctant and a little disappointed. Is social dancing addictive? What makes me reluctant is elegant social dancing, or her soft body?

Back to the planning department office, my mood is particularly happy, I suddenly found that Lin Xi'er is not as hateful as I thought! She is kind and lovely when she smiles, witty when she bites her lower lip to give a warning, and she is not as impatient as I imagined!