The day I shared a flat with my female boss

The door of the office was pushed open, and Ge Wei, Lin Xi'er's secretary, came in with a coffee pot

Lin Xi'er personally used a light blue bone china coffee cup. From that strange shaped coffee pot, I later learned that it was a special equipment for making coffee. There was a troublesome name called the plug wind pot (siphon type). Yes! She took me a cup of coffee herself and even stirred it gently with a coffee spoon!

"Have a cup of coffee! I asked my secretary to cook it for you Lin Xi'er handed me the coffee.

In ancient times, there was a tradition of offering tea to explain the past. I don't know if Lin Xi'er also had this meaning in order to offer this cup of coffee? In a word, before I came here, I never expected that her attitude towards me would turn 180 degrees. I was flattered by her respect!

Lin Xi'er looked at me with a smile.

"Drink! Wake up She said.

I felt my nose and looked back at her timidly. For a time, I thought that the smiling face I saw was an illusion. I even thought that it was a new way she had come up with to fix me, such as making a hand in coffee, sprinkling half a packet of additive, laxative salt or chili water?

Lin Xi'er looked at me with a smile, as if she saw through my mind.

She said, "what? Suspect that I poisoned my coffee? "

In order to prove that the coffee was non-toxic, she filled another cup with the bone china coffee cup in front of her and took a big drink in front of me, which made her stick out her tongue and make a funny expression while fanning with her hand.

"How hot! But it's delicious! Now it's time to believe that I won't hurt you! " She said.

She is very lovely in this way! I smile

"How?" I said, "how could Mr. Lin frame me up with such a bad trick?"

I took the coffee cup to my mouth and took a big SIP! She's been testing drugs with her body. There should be no problem!

Again, to my surprise, this coffee is very delicious! I can't say it's delicious! The fragrance is similar to honey and chocolate! Not bitter, not sour, not astringent, there is a bit of milk flavor! I finished the cup of coffee in one breath. After tasting it, there is still a faint milk flavor in the cup!

"Thank you, Mr. Lin!" He made a lot of chocolate, so you should smile

Lin Xi'er looked at me with a smile and squeezed her eyes mischievously.

"No! I didn't add anything She said.

I wondered, "how can it be? I've tasted that

"Because this is Sumatran civet coffee! The best of coffee Lin Xi'er said with a smile.

"Sumatran civet coffee?" I asked.

I have to admit that I'm ignorant. In fact, it's the first time I've heard of this coffee name!

I said with a smile, "I thought the Blue Mountain coffee from Jamaica was the best coffee in the world."

Lin Xi'er said with a smile: "that civet coffee is the best in China! Because it's made of cat excrement... "

"What? Excrement? " I stare at my eyes. I feel like I've just swallowed a dead fly or someone who doesn't eat dog meat. After a big meal of the so-called fragrant meat, I suddenly know that the so-called fragrant meat is actually dog meat!

Lin Xi'er was probably amused by my embarrassment, and giggled

"Strange?" She looked at me with a smile and said, "without anything, you can taste all kinds of flavors!" She paused for a moment and then said, "don't throw up! Hey, hey

Later I learned that this kind of coffee, which is called in English, is very expensive! It's 300 dollars to buy a pound! The annual output of the whole world is only about 500 pounds!

On these islands in Indonesia, there is a kind of civet cat with bags. They often eat the most ripe and red coffee fruit in the coffee tree. Local people picked out relatively complete beans from civet cat excrement, which were also covered with pulp mucus. Perhaps it is through the fermentation of enzymes in the animal stomach that this kind of coffee bean has a unique flavor!

According to Canadian researchers, palm cat digestive juice can break down the protein in coffee beans into very small particles, which will enhance the aroma of coffee during grinding. In addition, palm cat's intestines can filter out some specific proteins, thus reducing the bitterness of coffee!

They sat opposite and drank coffee for a while. Lin Xi'er put down her cup and looked up at me.

She said, "actually, I have something to tell you!"

I also looked up at her and suddenly realized that she wanted me to come to the office. It seemed that there was something more important to say? I looked at her, licked her lips, lips and teeth is the sweet smell of coffee, waiting for her to say.

I said, "what's the matter?"

It seems that I guessed right. She must want me to represent her boyfriend again! Because I heard her say, "there's one thing I need you to help me with. Are you willing?"

I said, why is she so nice to me all of a sudden? She praised me and made such expensive coffee for me. It turns out that she asked for me! There is no free Sumatran civet coffee in the world! As the saying goes, the mouth is short and the hands are short. After drinking the best coffee specially made by others, how can I refuse their help? Besides, the enchantress is much more polite today!"You said

Lin Xi'er looked down at the exquisite bone china coffee cup on the table, pondered for two seconds, then looked up at me.

She said, "I want you to accompany me to a 'climbing ladder'!"

"The ladder?"

"It's the party!"

"Oh! So it is

"Of what nature?"

"Birthday!"

"When?"

"This weekend! Friday night

"What do you want me to do?"

"Just stay with me! Can you dance? "

"What dance?"

I can dance disco, social dance, belly dance, striptease and hula dance. I haven't seen them in reality at all!

"Social dance!"

"Not really! Frankly speaking, I don't know the rules, but I never jump with people. "

"Never mind! I teach you! Just promise to go with me, will you? "

"All right! But doesn't it really matter that you can't dance

"This bag is on me! I'll teach you to dance

"I have no foundation! Can you teach all at once? "

“！ It's on me! Give me half an hour, Baojiao Baohui! "

"An hour? Is that all right? "

"You don't believe me?"

"All right! have a try! I'll try my best

She looked at me and said, "let's start now!"

Lin Xi'er looked at me and blinked. There was a flash of excited light in her eyes. She patted her hands on her chest.

"What are you waiting for?" She said, "let's get started."

I was stunned and looked at her with wide eyes.

"Ah! Now? " I said, "in the office? I'm still at work! " I touched my nose and hesitated, "I'm afraid not?"

"What's good?" She said, "I am the boss here, and I has the final say."

I felt my nose and hesitated.

I said, "I'll go and tell our manager and team leader first? Otherwise they... "

Lin Xi'er frowned and looked at me discontentedly.

"Why are you so wordy?" She said, "I has the final say." She added with a pause, "what you have to do today is learn to dance!"

"What kind of work is this?" I felt my nose and muttered.

She stared at me sullenly and began to be unreasonable.

"As long as Miss Ben asks you to do anything, it's all work!" She said, in an unquestionable tone.

I smile, deliberately run her.

I said, "well Are you a boyfriend? " Seeing her face getting worse, I explained, "I mean acting for my boyfriend!"

She glared at me, "withdraw" a, hands habitually hold in front of the chest, delicate jaw raised high.

"You're hearing impaired!" She said, "I said it! As long as Miss Ben asks you to do anything, it's all work! "

I don't want to provoke her again for fear that she will return to the barbarian girl.

I said, "all right! Listen to you

, I think in my heart, you are the boss here, you has the final say! It seems that I come here not for the post of copywriter, but for the assistant to the general manager!

Impatient, she grabbed my sleeve and pulled me up from the sofa to the center of the office. She looked back at me seriously.

“？” She said, seeing me nod her head, she patted her hands like an aerobics coach and said, "ah!"

I stood in front of her, raised my hand and scratched the back of my head.

"Don't hold too much hope," I said, "but I don't have any dancing foundation. People say that if I dance, the gorilla will laugh!"

She sneered and said, "can you dance disco?"

"This meeting!" I said, "I've been jogging a few times before, but it's not so much dancing as collective estrus! Hehe "

she probably didn't want to hear the original word" estrus "and gave me a hard look.

"If you can dance, it shows that you have the foundation of dance," she said. She was probably amused by her farfetched words. She laughed for a while, and then continued, "I don't know! There's no time to teach you theoretical things. I'll teach you how to become a master quickly

"Ah! Is there a quick way to be an expert? "

She gave a playful smile.

"Of course She said, "you don't see who's teaching you? A good teacher is a good student

My mood relaxed with her beautiful smile. As long as she put down her airs and didn't always keep a straight face, she was amiable, charming, energetic and enthusiastic!

I laughed, too.

"Mr. Lin," I said, "what kind of dance do the top dancers do? Is it all difficult? "With her sexy mouth, she gave a confident smile and put out her index finger in front of me.

"You are wrong!" She said: "in today's social arena, both experts and rookies are dancing international social dance! The classic ballroom dance can only be divided into four steps and three steps. "

"I've heard of it," I said, "but I don't quite understand it. What's the difference between three steps and four steps?"

She said: "four steps are four steps at a time. You can go forward, you can go back, you can go two steps forward, you can go back two steps! Three steps are easier. You can only take three steps at a time, and then you can continue or retreat. It's that simple. Do you understand? "

I nodded my head, then asked her, "how can I know if they want to take three or four steps with me?"

"It's easy!" Lin Xi'er stretched out her index finger to me and said patiently, "you should pay attention to the music! There is a beat in the music. One is the double beat of "BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM

I suddenly realized a smile, laugh very silly.

"So it is!" I said, "I thought I had to discuss with my partner whether to do three or four steps before dancing! Hey, hey, hey

"You can think of it!" Lin Xi'er looked at me and said, "there is a beat in the music. You just follow the beat!" She put up an index finger at me and then said, "another point is that whether it's three or four steps, men walk first, men walk first, women walk first"