The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er said: "although I don't know medicine, I can't get out of bed just after the operation!"

"Don't be so fastidious," I sneered, insisting to get out of bed. "The doctor can only believe half of what he says!"

"It's better to believe something than nothing!" Lin Xi'er is still in the right way.

"What do you want?" I looked at her and said.

She looked at me insidiously and said with a smile, "I want to see you wet the bed!"

"No mistake!" I stare at her one eye way, "so abnormal words you also say?"

"It's your unhealthy mind!" She glanced at me and said, "I mean you have to pee in bed! Isn't there something like that? "

I stared at her and said, "you mean chamber pot?"

She nodded, bowed, raised her hair, and a look of shame passed through her eyes.

"Then kill me quickly!" I looked at her and said, "let me use the chamber pot. You might as well let me die earlier!"

"Ah! How can you say that? " She gave me a angry look and hit me with her hand.

"I'm going to the bathroom!" I insist.

Then I decided to slide out of bed, but when my feet hit the ground, I felt a sharp pain in my head, dizzy, and dark before my eyes!

Lin Xi'er quickly reached out to help me and said, "are you ok? I want you to show off

I supported Lin Xi'er with one hand and supported her forehead with the other. After a long time, the dizziness was relieved.

"It's estimated that I've been lying for a long time, and I have transient hypotension..." I murmured, gritting my teeth and holding back the pain in my head.

Lin Xi'er held me tightly and said, "let me help you."

I had a headache and didn't want to talk. I was passively supported and pulled by Xi'er, and walked slowly to the self-contained toilet diagonally opposite the ward.

"Slow down, slow down Slow down, don't worry... " Xi'er struggled to hold me and told me to pay attention to my feet from time to time.

When I came to the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet, I turned back and said to Xi'er, "are you going out? I can do it myself

"I I'll hold you? In case I'm afraid... " She looked up at me and whispered.

Her white cheeks were red, and her expression was very unnatural, because she was still short of breath and her standing chest was also undulating.

I said, "please! Are you really afraid that I will faint in the bathroom? I have no problem alone

"No," she whispered, "if you do faint, I can't take the responsibility..."

I shook my head helplessly and said, "you're here. I can't come out, OK!"

"I don't look at you You Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh... " Lin Xi'er whispered, and deliberately turned her face to one side.

I said, "well, you asked for it."

Then I began to dig out the guy, I peed very hard, and I didn't have time to argue with her about this. After taking out the guy, I began to pee in the toilet, but I really couldn't pee out, although my bladder was very swollen!

I looked back at her and said awkwardly, "miss! I can't pee when you're here! "

"Shall I tell you a joke?" She whispered, her cheeks raised, looking at the top of the bathroom.

"All right. You said I said.

"Then don't you laugh at me?" She said.

I said, "I don't laugh."

She said, "you don't want to know How did my nanny coax me when I was a child? "

I said with a smile, "you say! I'm interested in that! "

I laugh while brewing the feeling of hush.

"In fact," she whispered, "my nanny told me to get out of bed and pee in the middle of the night, not Shhh

"You said that," I said. "The question is what does your mammy call it?"

"Water the flowers." She said.

"What? Water the flowers? " I turned to look at her, she raised her cheek, I can only see her red cheeks.

Seeing her nod, I thought of the similarities between peeing and watering flowers, so I couldn't help laughing: "watering flowers Water the flowers Ha ha ha Interesting Ha ha ha... "

She raised her hand to hit me on the butt, pouted and said, "don't you mean you don't laugh at me?"

I said with a smile: "I didn't laugh at you, I laugh at your nanny! She is very creative

"Did you Shh out?" She asked me.

I stare at her way: "originally was to come out, was hit by you a slap to return again!"

Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, shh.

I turned to look at her and said, "it's hard for you."

She blushed and said, "it's OK. I'm your crutch now

As soon as he got back to bed, a young man in white overalls, a white hat and a red plastic basket knocked on the door and came in.

He looked at Lin Xi'er and me, but did not speak. He just nodded. Then he went straight to the bedside table and took out the two disposable lunch boxes in the basket and put them on the bedside table.Xi'er frowned at the young man and said, "doctor, what's this?"

The young man was a little stunned. Hearing Xi'er's question, he was even more stunned. He said, "I'm not a doctor, I'm a cook..."

"Chef?" Xi'er's thin eyebrow frowned more tightly, "what's the cook doing in the ward? Who let you in? This is a single room! "

I reached out to stop her and waved to the young man to leave.

When the young man left, I looked at her and said with a smile, "Xi'er, don't worry! He's not here to pretend to be a doctor. He's on business! "

"What business is there?" She looked at me and blinked.

I said with a smile: "this young man should be a staff member of the hospital canteen. People are here to deliver meals," I pointed to the lunch box on the bedside table and said, "maybe Xing min and Xie Peng ordered dinner for me?"

Xi'er gave a whoop and laughed: "I thought he was a doctor!"

I said with a smile: "it's not necessarily the prince who rides the horse. It may be the Tang monk! Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but birdmen! Leopard dress is not necessarily sexy girl, it may be monkey king! Those who dare to take photos are not necessarily beautiful women, they may be narcissists! Hotel room is not necessarily a couple, it may be prostitution! So, it's not necessarily the doctor who wears the white coat, it may be the chef... "

Xi'er puffed a smile, raised the powder fist to hammer me, and said: "educated hooligan!"

Xi'er picked up the food on the table, gave me a smile and said, "come on! chickabiddy! Elder sister, feed you

I pinched for a while and said with a smile, "don't you have to? I'll do it myself. "

"It must be! You are hurt She blinked at me and said.

I said, "I've got a brain injury and no hand injury."

"Brain injury is the most serious!" Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, looking down at the food in the meal and muttering, "how can the food be so bad? It's all green vegetables, not even fast meat!"

I said with a smile: "this is the doctor's order! My doctor in charge told me that it's better to eat light food these two days, and it's strictly forbidden to eat seafood products. The doctor said that seafood is hair, which is not conducive to wound healing. "

Lin Xi'er nodded and said, "I have wronged you for two days. When you leave the hospital, my sister will make your favorite food for you! "

I glanced at her and said, "you little boy! What's the elder sister claiming to be in front of? "

"The sick are children. Of course I am a sister! Hey, hey She said, squeezing her eyes at me.

I said with a smile: "I am sick, you bully people, right? When I get well, you'll be dead! "

"Yes! Wait! See how you want me to die! I'm looking forward to it She looked at me and said.

“……” I glanced at her and shook my head helplessly.

"All right, all right!" She looked at me like a big sister and said, "come on! Be good! Open your mouth

She scooped up a spoonful of rice and sent it to my mouth. I was coy for a moment, but I still opened my mouth. She took the opportunity to feed the rice to my mouth, looked at me with a smile and said, "how lovely! It's really distressing

I chewed and glared at her!

"Come on! open one 's mouth! Take a bite She scooped up a spinach and brought it to my mouth. "Open your mouth! Ah "

I'm drunk too! It's like teaching a three-year-old to eat! Your motherhood is rampant!

Alas! I had to catch the spinach and chew it!

As I chewed, I said to her, "you say If people in the company see us like this What will happen... "

"Just see it! I feed my husband and mind their business! " Xi'er disdained to glance at me and asked me, "do you want to drink water?"

I'm happy. It's strange that I hate other girls' swearing, but I don't hate Xi'er's swearing at all. I even think her swearing looks a little cute!

I waved to stop drinking water, and I said, "I When did you become your husband... "

"Why aren't you my husband?" She stares at me and says, "a love that doesn't aim to get married is a hooligan! You want to be a hooligan? "

I said with a smile: "how can it be? Am I a hooligan? "

"Do you think we are husband and wife?" She blinked at me and asked.

I said: "you've got an inch! When are we married? "

"Hello She frowned at me and said, "what do you mean? We have done all the things that husband and wife should do. Why are we not husband and wife? Just one marriage certificate? Let's get one tomorrow! "

"Get it!" I waved to stop her and said, "it's not so easy to get married? How can we say that it's done? "

Xi'er stared at me and hummed, "what do you mean? Gu Yang! You don't want to be responsible? You're like me

At this point, she seemed to realize that this was too straightforward, so she stopped and just looked at me with hatred on her face!In fact, I'm most afraid of her mentioning it!

Yes! you 're right! I've been sleeping with her, but I never thought about marrying her! In fact, I haven't been able to figure out whether it's love between me and her? I admit that she is more than enough for me. The problem is love and marriage. It's not whether they are worthy or not. It's whether they are suitable or not. It's whether they love or not!