The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I dodged her eyes and said, "I'm not cheating! It's just

"Just what?" She stared at me and said, "don't cheat. You're ruining your credibility! Say it! Who are you in love with? Do you have a loved one in your heart? Don't lie

Sure enough, she is a monster! Always ask some unexpected questions! I fell in love with her own sister, can I say?

"Say it! How can you do that! If you're willing to bet, you have to admit defeat, OK? Say it, say it Lin Xi'er frowned at me and kept urging me.

Suddenly, I had an idea. I touched my nose and said in a low voice, "I really fell in love with a girl!"

"Who? Who is it? So you really fall in love with someone else? Come on! Who is it? " She changed her face and stared at me and said,

I looked up at her and muttered, "what are you doing? Why are you staring at me like that? I'm in love with someone. Do you make such a fuss? "

"Do I have one?" She kicked me and said, raising her hand and stroking her hair, "come on! Who is the girl you love? What's her name? "

"Oh! I've already answered one of your questions. There's no need to answer the second one! " I looked up at her and said, "besides, things have changed now! She did not love me, so I decided not to love her! So, there's no point in pursuing her now! "

"Really?" She said, staring at me.

I met her eyes and nodded. But I think it's true or false. What's the relationship with you? What do you really do!

Lin Xi'er looked at me for a moment, then pouted and said, "you really don't love her? What's her name? Is this the same problem? What does it matter what you said? Let Miss Ben know what kind of girl you like? Examine your aesthetics. "

"Ouch!" I glanced at her impatiently and said, "how can you be like this? I'm in the agony of being lovelorn. You're still poking people's scars! Do you have the heart? "

Lin Xi'er looked at me in a daze for two seconds. Then she turned her lips and hummed, "OK, OK! For the sake of your lovelorn, I won't ask who she is. But you have to answer another question! The death penalty can be forgiven, but the living one can't escape! "

"Go ahead, go ahead!" I frowned and glanced at her impatiently.

Besides Xi'er, it seems that I have nothing to hide in my heart.

After two seconds of hesitation, she said, "look at you You... "

"What are you, stuttering? If you have any questions, you can't wait! " I glanced at her.

She faltered and said, "you Do you like me? "

The glass of champagne in my hand flickered, almost unsteadily poured my crotch, and I suddenly looked up at her

"why do you look at me like that?" She glanced at me and said, "I just want to Know how you feel about me? "

To tell you the truth, I didn't expect her to ask like this.

I glanced at her and hummed: "like you? Is there any mistake? "

"What's the matter?" She looked up at me and said, "do you like it? Or, have you ever liked me? "

I burst out laughing and saw that her face changed. Her eyebrows grew tighter and tighter, and her face became more and more red. I was about to get angry, so I quickly stopped laughing

I pulled down my face, looked at her and said: "I don't like it. How can I like you? "

"Hello! You have gone too far She patted the sofa, glared at me and cried, "I'm a girl. Why do you speak so directly? Can't you be more tactful? "

I snorted, "I'm sorry! I have always been straightforward, love and hate! You ask funny questions, I like gentle and quiet girls, how can I like you? The maternal species on earth are not going to die out soon

Witch! I'm angry with you at last! It's hurting you, isn't it?

I like you, but I just don't admit that I like you! What's more, I don't know what kind of love you are talking about. If it's the nature of love, it's really not! Like pour still have, the man saw which beautiful girl don't like? Besides, I have to admit that you are really beautiful, have temperament and personality!

Lin Xi'er raised her pink fist and hit me, shouting: "Hello! What are you talking about? You've gone too far! Like me. What's wrong? I am beautiful and temperament, but also very capable, people love flowers see flowers, like me how? Ah? Like me what's the matter? You said

"You want me to tell you the truth?" I said, looking at her with a smile.

"Yes! Tell the truth She looked at me, too.

I'm happy to say, "let's say that! If you are more reasonable, if you are no longer so unreasonable, if you are more gentle and considerate, if you don't always fly to a man's crotch, maybe I still like you! "

Lin Xi'er was very angry. She glared at me and said, "Gu Yang! I tell you! Who cares that you like me? If you like me, it's That's a great disrespect for Miss Bennet's charm"Look, look," I said with a smile, pointing to her. "Here we go again? If a few words don't agree, you're going to show the true face of Lushan, aren't you? Do you have anything to do with women's words like being reasonable, gentle and considerate, quiet and beautiful? "

She raised her hand, opened my hand and said, "who told you to stimulate me?"

"Then who told you to ask me!" I said.

Lin Xi'er suddenly closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and then slowly exhaled. Then she gave me a quick smile and said, "OK! When I asked the dog

"You're the dog!" I said.

"Come on," she said, picking up the champagne from the table and looking at me gnashing her teeth, "puppy, let's have a drink first!"

I said, "keep playing the game!"

Just now I lost once, I must win once, not even not finish!

"Whatever you want!" She said after a sip of champagne.

"Then I'll make a question." I looked at her and said.

"Whatever you want." She said.

I looked at her and said, "then you can't afford to play. If I win, I want you to take a big risk. Do you think clearly? Tell me before you play

When I think of those exciting ways to play, I smile wickedly in my heart! Vent! Vent! I just want to vent now!

Lin Xi'er sneered and said, "if you lose again, I'll let you take a big risk. Do you want to make it clear? If you lose, you'll look good! "

I stared at her and said, "if you lose, you'll look good! I will I'll make you... "

"What do you want me to do?" She looked at me bravely and said.

I thought of her scorn and insult to my dress when she went out in the morning, and a bad idea suddenly came to my mind

I said: "I'll punish you to take off your bra and raise the flag above your head to shout"

I didn't expect that the enchantress would agree. "Yes She said, "but dream! Because miss Ben won't lose! "

"You shake and you shout! What are you shouting about? Yes, you're going to shout 'who dropped the bra? Who dropped the bra? " And let the whole first class hear you! How about it? " I looked at her with another evil smile.

“！ Miss Ben agreed! " She looked at me with a smile and said with a relaxed face. It seems that I never thought I would lose.

Yes! It's not too complicated! I'll be fooled when I use the method of arousal! It suits me!

I looked at her and said with a smile: "red sleeves add fragrance to night reading, and give it a professional name. Say it! Time is 30 seconds, even if you say the answer after 30 seconds, it will be regarded as invalid! Let's go

Lin Xi'er frowned and looked at me, turning her dark eyes

I learned from her just now, applied psychological tactics, and I began to count: "30292827262524..."

She didn't like it. She glared at me and said, "do you count so fast? I didn't count you so fast just now

I said with a smile, "then I'll slow down a little bit"

She squinted at me and scolded me: "despicable little man!"

I gloated at her smile, and then several: "232221201918..."

That's right! This riddle was told to me by Xi'er when she left last time. She said that as long as I guess the answer, I can see her immediately! But the premise is not Baidu, not Google, not ask others. I did, because in front of love, I must be devout, I can't cheat, I have to think for myself, I used two days and one night to finally come up with it!

But, sadly, I guess the answer. When I went to her with flowers in my hand and the answer, when I was ready to bring her a surprise, everything changed in an instant! Completely, completely changed!

At the thought of this, my heart sank again, my heart was once again pulled by a rough hand pain!

I looked at her and continued to count: "1098765..."

Just as I was about to finish counting the ten numbers, Lin Xi'er suddenly reached out to stop me and said, "I'm sorry..."

"What? Want to intercede? " I looked at her and said, "there's no door!"

I'll take her this time! It took me two days and one night to come up with the answer to this riddle. I don't believe she can come up with it in 30 seconds! I don't believe it! That's a great insult to my intelligence!

Her eyes were bright and she looked at me with a smile and said, "I'm sorry, I've come up with it!"

"Come on! If you lose, admit it. Is it useful to struggle to death? " I stare at her and sneer.

She is still a happy smile, looking at me and clearly said: "Gu Yang! Listen up! The answer to this riddle is "waitress!"

I stared at her with wide eyes and said, "aren't you?"

I feel like I've been hit hard!

"Why?" She said, picking her eyebrows and smiling at me.

I said, "you must have seen this riddle before, haven't you?"

"No," she said, shaking her head triumphantly"I don't believe it!" I said.

"Believe it or not! As a matter of fact, it is not! " She said, still looking at me with pride.

I touched my nose, looked at her and said, "how did you think of that?"