The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

After a few more words, he sent the unlucky apprentice away.

Xiao Yu walked out of the criminal investigation brigade, ready to smoke a cigarette to breathe.

Looking at the crowded street, I found that it was the awkward season again.

Embarrassing what?

You can imagine one in a shirt and one in a cotton jacket, passing by.

They glanced at each other and silently read SB in their hearts.

Ben Thanh May, it’s so embarrassing!

Throwing away the cigarette butt, Xiao Yu took out his mobile phone and dialed Wang Dong’s phone.

“Yo, Officer Shaw.”

Wang Dong came from the phone with a mocking voice, “I heard that these two days are on vacation?” ”

“Who do you listen to, I am a nicknamed workaholic demon Xiao Langjun, and I especially like to work.”

Xiao Yu was dismissive, “I’m a very face-raiser, but I don’t want to be told by others that I survive by being handsome!” ”

“……”

Wang Dong was stunned by the little brother’s faceless language for three seconds, “Can you still blow like this?” ”

“Don’t get skinny.”

Xiao Yu asked, “How is the case handled?” ”

“Almost.”

Wang Dong said: “The identities of the thirteen corpses have been confirmed, as have the two main criminals and one accessory. The only trouble is that the main culprit is mentally ill… By the way, the boss said, the case is recorded once first class merit. ”

I talked to my brother and hung up the phone.

People must have a beginning and an end, and Xiao Yu, who has taken over the case, will also deal with it cleanly.

It was at this time that the system prompt after completing the task came to mind…

Xiao Yu glanced at the blue sky and white clouds, and his mood was very good.

If the unlucky apprentice did not come to disturb him, the mood would be better.

“Master!”

Wang Cheng wept and mourned his face and appeared on the side.

I’m so… Xiao Yu smiled awkwardly, “I really don’t blame me well, who knows if you really dare to send a little king bastard to your object!” ”

Wang Cheng: …

Are you really good at that?

“Don’t be discouraged.”

Xiao Yu patted the apprentice’s shoulder, “If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out the beauty camera to deceive life!” ”

“It’s not life that deceives me now.”

Wang Cheng was depressed, “I was deceived by you!” ”

“Ah this… Yes Ha! ”

Xiao Yu was even more embarrassed, “Then what do you say?” ”

“Master, you have to teach me to chase her back, right?” Wang Cheng hung his head in frustration.

This apprentice is really not saved… Xiao Yu shook his head, “Now children, break up specifically to pick Valentine’s Day, confession specifically pick April Fool’s Day, know why not?” ”

“Huh?” Wang Cheng was very confused.

“Routine.”

Xiao Yu skimmed her lips, “She can’t break up with you because of a sentence, just a little temper, at this time you have to coax her.” ”

“I wanted to coax me, but she ignored me now.” Wang Cheng was anxious.

“Then you also play a routine.”

Xiao Yu was amused by the apprentice, “WeChat has blocked you, you will not send mobile phone messages, you will not call ah… It’s easy to try to see if she’s really angry, and you tell her that you’re hurt. ”

“This…” Wang Cheng was stunned, “isn’t that lying to her?” ”

“Whoever says it’s a lie is called a white lie.”

Xiao Yu said solemnly, “If she really doesn’t like you, she certainly doesn’t care if your hand is hurt or not, right?” ”

“Hmm.” Wang Cheng nodded.

“If she’s fake angry, it’s easy.”

Xiao Yu continued: “She will definitely be curious about how your hand hurts, and then you will say add WeChat and send her a video to watch.” You videotap, first pretend to be a recorder, and then give her a heart, say love you yo… Even if she knows you lied to her, she will be happy. ”

“I’ll go, Master, your routine is too deep.”

Wang Cheng was a little surprised, “You wouldn’t be a scumbag, would you?” ”

“Scummy your sister.”

Xiao Yu laughed and scolded, “I wanted to be the Sea King, but my mother and your master and mother can kill me!” ”

“Then where did you learn these routines?” Wang Cheng was curious.

“The Internet was, the other day I also brushed a video, said quite right.”

Xiao Yu smiled and said, “For example, why do many girls be deceived by boys for a long time… That’s because their demands can only be met by scammers, and normal boys basically can’t. ”

“I lean on.”

Wang Cheng was shocked, “It seems to make sense… That’s how you deal with your master and mother? ”

“Cough cough cough!” Xiao Yu almost choked to death from saliva.

Dancing?

Don’t make trouble, what kind of person can cheat on my sister’s IQ?

Dance with Mu And play with your heart, you are looking for death!

This wave of apparitions in front of his disciples was not what he had imagined.

Xiao Yu always felt that he had become a giant panda…

“What’s wrong Master, I’m not right?” Wang Cheng was inexplicable.

“There’s nothing wrong with that.”

Xiao Yu diverged from the topic, “Young people should learn to think independently and don’t ask others anything. Do you keep that brain for long hair? ”

“I use it, why don’t I use it, my brain is not stupid, okay?”

Wang Cheng was not convinced, “For example, I can recite the Journey to the West backwards like a stream, and even some behind-the-scenes stories I know very well, if you don’t believe it, Master, you ask me?” ”

“It’s still backwards like a stream, you know what the behind-the-scenes story is, you can really blow.”

Xiao Yu pursed his lips, “That line, I’ll test you.” ”

“Come on.” Wang Cheng’s cattle roared at the neck.

“Listen up.”

Xiao Yu smiled and asked, “When the Nine-Headed Worm and the Princess of All Saints kissed each other, what were the other eight heads doing?” ”

Wang Cheng: …

His mouth was open and he looked like a ghost.

No, how did master come up with this question?

“With this question, the next question is raised.”

Xiao Yu smiled strangely, “You say, why would the Princess of All Saints prefer a nine-headed worm to a small white dragon?” ”

“…”Wang Cheng looked like he had been struck by lightning.

“For example, what is the number of Bai Bonejing’s aunt?”

“There are four Tang monks and disciples, how many people are there?”

“How does Erlang God do eye exercises?”

“Sun Wukong was suppressed for five hundred years, how did his body not move, how did he pull, where did the go?”

“Does the thunderbolt use alternating current or direct current?”

“Tang Monk has to get haircut once a few days?”

“How do you pronounce the mantra?”

“……”

In the face of Xiao Yu’s problem, Wang Cheng was not good at all.

That’s called a thunderclap, scalp trouble, brain melon seeds buzzing.

“I think when I bragged like you, I don’t know how many times I was hanged by the cruel reality.”

Xiao Yu’s face was flat, and he patted the shoulder of the disciple who was stupid.

“It’s nice to be young!”