The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

Shopping, movies, dinner, hotels… The lights are on.

“Does it look good?”

Mu Qianwu, who was resting on Xiao Yu’s chest, held his mobile phone and stared at the fashion on it.

“Do you want to hear the truth or the lie?”

Xiao Yu, who was in the time of the sage, glanced at the fashion on his mobile phone.

“Tell a lie first.”

Picking the eyebrows of the moon, Mu Qianwu wanted to bite something.

“I think you look good in anything you wear.” Xiao Yu said very seriously.

“……”

Mu Qianwu’s thought of biting something became stronger, “What about the truth?” ”

“Of course, the sexier it is, the better.”

Xiao Yu smiled, “However, you can only wear it at home to show me.” ”

“Huh?”

Mu Qianwu glanced at his mouth, “You are not right. ”

“I’m not what you think I am.”

Xiao Yu had an innocent expression, “I just simply like to enjoy the scenery on my sister’s body.” ”

“……”

Mu Qianwu rolled his eyes, “There is no one who can say such a literary and artistic thing except you.” ”

“Boys like a girl, why can’t they color?”

Xiao Yu was not convinced, “No, it is better to worship the handle.” ”

“It’s still too late for us to worship.”

Mu Qianwu smiled and squinted at the bad brother.

“Sure enough…”

Xiao Yu was also staring at his sister, “You have been single for more than twenty years in the past, it is not unreasonable!” ”

“Hahahahaha!”

Mu Qianwu, who was amused, said: “When others fall in love, we worship the handle? ”

“Literary and artistic points, that is called others in the dream of the Red Chamber, we are in the Water Margin.”

Xiao Yu thought for a moment, “According to Water Margin, this… A strong woman? ”

“Hahahahaha!”

Mu Qianwu smiled like a flower, “You are excessive! ”

“No, it’s fate.” Xiao Yu smiled.

“Fate?” Mu Qianwu blinked.

“The so-called fate…”

Xiao Yu looked at Mu Qianwu’s red lips, “It’s that I want to kiss my mouth, you just happen to have a mouth, do you say it’s a coincidence?” ”

Mu Qianwu: …

Coincidentally, I seem to hit you!

“Don’t give kisses!”

Holding Xiao Yu’s mouth, Mu Qian danced as if smiling, “I think you like me because you are hungry for my body.” ”

“Absolutely not!”

Xiao Yu stretched out his hand… Hair four!

“Huh?”

Mu Qianwu thought for a moment, “In order to prove that what you said is true, then let’s play a one-centimeter distance without kissing the challenge.” If you can’t stand it, prove that you are lying. ”

I rub, I hate the web… Xiao Yu’s egg hurts.

You don’t have to guess to know that Mu Qianwu was learned online.

“Okay, then.”

Seeing Mu Qianwu sit up, Xiao Yu had no choice but to sit up.

The little couple slowly approached each other, their mouths getting closer.

Freeze frame at about one centimeter.

“Got started?” Xiao Yu asked.

“Here we go.” Mu Qianwu said.

“One centimeter?”

“Hmm.”

“Then come here.”

Xiao Yu smiled lightly, “I feel that the distance is still almost there.” ”

“I feel enough.”

Mu Qianwu couldn’t help but laugh, “However, looking at you so closely… So ugly! ”

“You too!” Xiao Yu was also smiling.

“Hahahahaha!”

The couple who couldn’t hold back burst out laughing.

Xiao Yu pouted.

Mu Qianwu also pouted.

“Poof.” Xiao Yu took a bite.

“Poof.” Mu Qianwu also took a sip.

“Poof, poof…” The two began to exchange views.

Then, it became a large-scale domestic violence scene.

“Spare your life, the queen spares your life!”

Mu poured out his feet as white as jade and stepped on Xiao Yu’s face.

Begging for forgiveness in his mouth, Xiao Yuxin shouted again: Sister stepped on me!

Laughing for a while, the little couple hugged each other.

“What a kid.”

Looking at his brother who was eating like a baby in his arms, Mu Qian danced with tenderness.

“How nice the child is.”

Xiao Yu arched in Mu Qianwu’s arms, “Some people are spoiled, and few people are willing to grow up.” ”

“Huh?”

Mu Qianwu smiled and asked, “Child, do you want to kiss your sister?” ”

“Think!” Xiao Yu raised his face, very much looking forward to it.

“Haha!”

Mu Qianwu smiled badly, “Children are not allowed to kiss!” ”

Sleeper… Xiao Yu kissed her sister’s lips fiercely.

What a leprechaun!

……

Criminal Investigation Brigade.

Xiao Yu, who had disappeared for almost a month, appeared.

I said hello to my colleagues and walked around the boss and boss’s office again.

Xiao Yu then returned to his office.

The front foot had just sat down, and the back foot apprentice rushed in.

“Master, you’re finally at work.”

Wang Cheng looked at Xiao Yu excitedly, “You don’t even know how much I miss you.” ”

It wouldn’t be just me… Goosebumps came out of Xiao Yu’s body.

“Master, help me.”

Wang Cheng said excitedly, “It’s a woman…”

“Don’t talk to me about women.”

Xiao Yu interrupted the apprentice’s words and said bitterly, “Apprentice, you must remember that as long as you leave the woman, your waist is not sore, your kidneys are not weak, your wallet is bulging, and the pressure is gone… Cherish life, stay away from women! ”

When he came to work this morning, he was holding his waist.

And last month’s salary was also confiscated by Mu Qianwu.

To be able to say these words, it is a painful realization!

“Don’t make a fuss.”

Wang Chengcai didn’t believe it, and his eyes rolled, “Master, I have a picture of a big beautiful woman with black silk on my mobile phone.” ”

“Huh!”

Xiao Yu sneered, “Do you think I’m that kind of person… Come, give the phone to the master to check it for you to see if there is a fault! ”

Wang Cheng: …

The first time I found out, is the master so talented?

“Say, what’s the matter?”

Xiao Yu was no longer with Wang Chengpi.

This apprentice of his own is now a love brain, and he is an object all day long.

“Master, after I like a girl, I want to give her a nickname.”

Wang Cheng humbly asked for advice, “But I don’t know what to call it.” ”

“Simple, for example, sister, sister, stinky sister, stinky sister, little old sister, baby, baby, treasure, treasure… Too much. ”

Xiao Yu looked at the apprentice like a fool, “No more, you will call her Little King Bastard.” ”

“Huh?”

Wang Cheng was stunned, “Little King Bastard? ”

“Yes.”

Xiao Yu’s expression was serious, “If you love her, you will call her Little King Bastard… Small, representing her small and exquisite and cute. Wang, representing respect for her family’s status. Eight, it means that she is smart on all sides. Eggs mean that you will be as sweet as cake in the future. ”

Sleeper, school is scrapped… Wang Cheng stared at Xiao Yu stunned, looking like a god.

“Thank you Master.”

Wang Chengxing rushed and ran.

“Hey!”

Xiao Yu sighed, “Now this young man…”

Two minutes later, his apprentice walked back with a look of despair.

“Master, I sent a message according to what you said, calling her a little king and a bastard.”

Wang Cheng wanted to cry without tears, “As a result… She blacked me out! ”

“Poof!” Xiao Yu sprayed.

Is the apprentice really stupid or fake stupid?

O iniquity!