Superman Attack

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Lin Bai turned his head and said to Lao Mouzi: "Director, I'm in big trouble, this woman has always lived in the deep mountains, she really doesn't understand the outside world at all, I'm afraid she can't act well, what's wrong with this? ?"

Laomouzi is so depressed that he can't even do this? Meow, but the actor was introduced by Boss Lin, so I had to give face, so I had to patiently say: "Ordinary married life is to get up together, brush your teeth together, eat breakfast together, then go for a walk, go shopping, take a bath together at night, Let's sleep together again... what's so difficult about it, let her play it and see."

Poor elf princess, just arrived in the human world a few days ago, she doesn't even know what most of the furniture is for, how can she perform "ordinary life" normally, she knows what toothbrush is, but toothpaste doesn't work for a long time. Knowing what it is, the elves always use wicker sticks mixed with some sea salt to brush their teeth. Strange things like toothpaste that will come out when you squeeze it out make her feel inexplicable. She took the toothpaste and squeezed it hard, swish...the toothpaste burst out for a long time, and Lao Mouzi and the crew almost sprayed water and fell to the ground.

Laomouzi asked her to perform a scene where she opened the refrigerator and took out eggs to make breakfast. Princess Elf didn't know what the refrigerator was. After thinking about it for a long time, she walked over to a wardrobe in the corner, opened the wardrobe, and couldn't find any eggs after searching for a long time. Next, Laomouzi asked her to perform cleaning with a vacuum cleaner. Princess Elf watched with the tube of the vacuum cleaner for a long time: "Why does this broom only have a rod and no tail?"

The crew knelt on the ground, where did this Nima come from, a girl from a rural village in the mountains? I don't even know about modern furniture. How does Nima play the part of urban life?

Laomouzi said to Lin Bai with tears in his eyes, "Don't take pictures today. Mr. Lin, you take this girl home to live for a few days. You live together every day, instilling the ordinary lifestyle of husband and wife in her. Then come again. Shoot, otherwise it won't start at all."

The Elf Princess felt very embarrassed and dragged down the work progress of the entire crew. This is not what kind-hearted elves want to see. Despite the language barrier, she kept apologizing to the crew, saying that she would definitely study hard when she went back, and master "ordinary married life" as soon as possible.

On the way home, the elf princess was very depressed: "Mr. Demon King, I have caused everyone a lot of trouble. Everyone must hate me."

"Nonsense, nothing." Lin Bai smiled and said, "It doesn't matter that a broken literary film can't be made. This kind of broken plot shouldn't be made."

"I can't say that either... There will always be people who like to watch movies like this, and I will work hard for them." The Elf Princess was still frowning.

At this time, the two happened to pass by the New Century Department Store. Lin Bai wanted her to change her mood and said with a smile, "Look, there is a big department store next to it. Let's go in and have a look. See what you like."

"But... I have no money, and I don't want to use your money."

"It doesn't matter, just look at it, and we won't buy it. Don't worry about causing trouble to others. There are many people in the world who don't buy it just by looking at it, so they won't look stupid." Lin Bai took her hand and walked away. went in.

The dazzling array of products immediately caught the eye of the Elf Princess, and the slight depression just now was forgotten. On the first floor of the department store, there are special counters for cosmetics and jewelry. These counters without exception have a common point, that is, they are very shiny and beautiful. For example, the counters selling necklaces are full of sparkling diamond necklaces, and the counters selling cosmetics are full of colorful bottles and jars. The Elf Princess was dazzled in a few moments...

"I finally know why beautiful stones can be used for money." She pointed to a model in a jewelry counter and said, "It turns out that they have been carved and then hung around the neck with a silver chain, which will set off people. It's very beautiful, oh...even I can't help but want to buy one."

Lin Bai giggled and said, "If you want to buy it, just buy it." After speaking, he walked to the counter.

"Don't... It's agreed that you can only watch, not buy, and can't spend your money." The Elf Princess quickly grabbed Lin Bai.

The two walked around in a big circle on the first floor. All kinds of beautiful necklaces, rings, bracelets and other things made the Elf Princess feel drunk. Women naturally like these things, even the women of the Elf tribe are no exception.

At the end of the stroll, she couldn't bear it anymore. She pointed at a necklace she liked and asked, "Lord Demon King, how much does that necklace sell for? I want to ask if I can ask Mother Mother to get enough pocket money. to buy."

Lin Bai looked at the price tag: "It's not expensive, it's only 850 yuan."

"How much is 850 yuan? I don't know the purchasing power of the currency in the world."

Lin Bai thought for a while and said, "Cough, let's use grain to convert it. The wholesale price of a pound of rice can be as low as about one yuan. In retail, the lowest grade of rice is about 2 yuan a pound, um... In other words, this necklace is worth about 850 catties of cheap rice."

The Elf Princess was in a bad mood. With a "pop", she bowed to the ground in frustration: "It's so expensive? It costs 850 pounds of rice, God, this is enough for an elf to eat for three years, my mother. You will never give me so much pocket money..."

"It's not so exaggerated... It's only 850 yuan. Although this amount of money is not a small amount in the human world, it can be obtained by any ordinary office worker. You are a dignified princess, and you will not be poor. Is this a bird?" After Lin Bai said this, he realized that he had made a mistake, that he used food to convert the value of money, and food is the most precious thing in the demon world. If you use gems and animal skins instead To convert such things, the Elf Princess will definitely shout cheap.

Just as she was about to explain that there was a problem with her algorithm, Princess Elf noticed a new term in Lin's vernacular: "Office worker? What is that? Why can an office worker easily pay such a huge sum of 850 catties of grain?"

"Office workers are...cough, work for others and get paid from others...By the way, look at the girl at the counter over there who is shouting and selling things, she is a clerk working for a jewelry store, and she is also an office worker. One, she can earn several thousand yuan a month, and 850 yuan is estimated to be less than a quarter of her monthly salary."

"Scared?" The elf princess was frightened: "Just helping people sell things like this, how many kilograms of food can you earn in a month?"

"Yeah, so the food is nothing..." Lin Bai said with a smile.

It's a pity that Princess Elf couldn't hear what Lin Bai was saying behind her. Her whole mind was filled with the terrifying way to make money as "office workers", and there was a voice in her ears that kept shouting: "Long live the office workers" .

"I want to be an office worker!" The elf princess said decisively: "Earn pocket money to buy what you want."

"No, this is not something you can do if you want to do it... Hey..." Lin Bai sweated: "This requires a diploma and professional skills... In short, different office workers need different skills, you don't have anything Yes, and without a diploma, you can't be an office worker."

"Ah? Can't do it?" The elf princess bent forward again in frustration and knelt on the ground: "I'll just say, such a lucrative job will definitely not be so simple..."

This is the first floor of the department store, and the traffic is huge. The fairy princess is dressed in an "antique costume" and has a pair of pointed ears. She looks frustrated and bends forward in the corridor, which immediately caused a large number of people to come to watch, Lin Baida Khan: "Hey, don't do such exaggerated movements in crowded places, get up quickly, and go home and kneel slowly."

When Lin Bai was at a loss, he suddenly felt a tap on the shoulder. Looking back, there were two familiar girls standing behind him, one was Qianqian and the other was Wenwen.

"Huh? Why are you here?" Lin Bai asked curiously.

"It's only natural for girls to go to the mall." Wen Wen smiled and said, "Why are you here? Also, what is that little girl doing on the ground? Are you making people cry?"

little girl? She's older than your dead grandfather. Lin Bai said gloomily: "It didn't make her cry, it was she who was playing with frustration and bending forward. She just came out of the deep mountains, she didn't understand the language, and she didn't have a diploma. She wanted to find a job but couldn't find it, so that's it. "

Qianqian smiled softly from behind: "You can find a job even if you don't speak the language and don't have a diploma."

"Ah? That's fine too?"

"Yeah! You forgot that I used to work at KFC. The girls hired there don't need a diploma. As for language, you only need to understand the most basic words. Many girls from other places can't understand Shuangqing dialect. After barely learning a few words, she can be competent for tasks such as delivering food, water, cleaning tables and chairs. If she doesn't dislike the unstable job, I can introduce her to her. The manager of that KFC chicken restaurant often asks me to Help him find some college students who work part-time."

Lin Bai patted Princess Elf on the shoulder: "Hey, get up, don't lie on the ground, there is a job opportunity coming."

"Really?" The Elf Princess jumped up and down~www.readwn.com~ at the fast food restaurant, served tea and delivered meals to customers, and cleaned up. Lin Bai said: "You can only find such a job in your current state. "

"How much is a month's salary for such a job?" This is what the Elf Princess is most concerned about.

Lin Bai didn't know, so he had to ask Qianqian, then turned to the Elf Princess and said, "According to the hourly wage, eight yuan an hour."

"Wow, that's great!" The elf princess was overjoyed: "If I can earn eight yuan an hour, wouldn't that mean I can earn 850 yuan in more than a hundred hours, and I can buy necklaces. If I work in that store How much money will you make in a thousand years?"

Lin Bai covered his face, unreliable woman, do you want to work for a thousand years? Can you not be so unpromising. Nima, it doesn't take that long, it only takes ten years before that KFC branch doesn't necessarily exist in the world. (To be continued..)

ps: Thanks for the 1888 reward of the magician of the burning eye, I love the night reward 100

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