Superman Attack

the second

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Technology is a very magical thing, this is the feeling of the queen of elves. She followed a few recipes that Lin Bai had copied to her, and soon succeeded in making the first batch of biscuits that weren't too bad. Unlike Lin Bai, who was a layman, she kneaded the dough evenly and put the sugar in the same amount. She will grasp it just right. The formula says that it is 60 grams, but she will not put it into 61 grams. She is much more serious in her work than Lin Bai. When measuring the amount, she will carefully ensure that there is no mistake in any link, so... She The biscuits made can also completely restore the taste in the recipe and make really delicious biscuits.

The most important thing is that she won't make biscuits in the shape of breasts. People make small animals in the forest. There are rabbits, bears, foxes, mountain giants... It seems that something strange is mixed up. go in.

"Mother, the biscuits you made are getting better and better." Princess Elf was very satisfied with the new version of Elf biscuits: "This time our pillar industry will definitely succeed."

The elf queen smiled and looked at her daughter: "Thanks to Mr. Demon King, he gave me these recipes. Alas, the little cube called technology in his hand is omnipotent. It can not only play movies but also copy countless cookie recipes. , it's really amazing, but unfortunately I can't understand the words above, can't learn how to use it, 10± is such a pity...

"We can learn the human language." The Elf Princess smiled and said, "I heard from Sister Blood Phoenix No. 3 that humans start to learn to speak when they are one or two years old, and they can basically carry out daily conversations when they are three or four years old. You can basically read most of the books when you are a few years old...it's only a dozen years, you can easily get it done."

"Huh. It's just a dozen years. It's easy." The Elf Queen smiled: "In order to see more biscuit recipes, let's start learning human language."

Lin Bai still didn't know that there were two unremarkable women who were determined to learn the human language. And learning a language just to see more biscuit recipes is beyond maddening, and he's on the phone with the studio right now. The call was from Laomouzi: "Boss Lin, the urban part of "Black Forest" is ready. Bring the heroine over tomorrow."

"Okay!" Lin Bai smiled and said, "See you tomorrow."

Early the next morning, Lin Bai put on a decent dress and called the Elf Princess to go to the studio. In the early morning sun, the Elf Princess stood on the top of the trees in the backyard. She sang softly towards the morning sun, and birds from nowhere were flying around her, and many birds stopped and landed on her shoulders and arms, shaking their heads along with her singing. When she sang, it was not the Demon language, but the ancient Elvish language. Even Lin Bai couldn't understand what she was singing.

"Damn it, isn't it so exaggerated?" Lin Bai complained in a destructive tone, "You can actually manipulate a bird, are you a birdman?"

The elf princess looked down and saw that it was him, and scattered the bird away. Leaping down from the tree, his movements were light and soothing: "Mr. Demon King, you usually sleep late, so you got up so early today?"

"The movie is ready. We have to go to the set today and make the movie."

Princess Elf has been studying biscuits for the past few days, almost forgetting the real purpose of her coming to the human world. She covered her mouth and said, "Oh. I completely forgot about 'Black Forest'."

"It's okay, forget it. The kind of literary film that makes people want to sleep is for people to forget, let's go!"

The two walked out the door side by side. The early morning in the old street was full of energy, and those familiar faces were greeting Lin Bai: "Hey, Xiao Bai, are you up so early today?"

"Xiao Bai, your waking up time is too abnormal."

"You got up so early to go to the funeral?"

Lin Bai is not angry with these unremarkable people, especially Aunt Qin. This guy's hot pot restaurant used to open late, and Lin Bai's computer repair shop opened earlier than her every day. Some people also came to eat the soup pot, so the opening time was also mentioned in the morning, how dare you complain about getting up late?

Lin Bai hummed to Aunt Qin and said, "I always go to bed early and get up early, my body is better, and my meals are better."

"It's all nonsense. In the past year or two, I haven't seen you get up before 11 in the morning." Aunt Qin complained ruthlessly.

The Elf Princess smiled and watched Lin Bai and the neighbors complaining to each other. Although she couldn't understand what they were saying, she liked the lively atmosphere very much, which reminded her of the harmonious Elf Village, where all the elves had a blind date. They live together in love and are very happy... She believes even more that human beings are a kind race.

The princess smiled at everyone, a philosophy she learned from her mother.

"What a good girl." Aunt Qin likes this kind of cute little girl with a smile: "Xiao Bai, where did you deceive you? You even tricked people into making them look like pointed ears."

Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "An actor who acts in a movie."

Aunt Qin looked at him like a scumbag and said, "Since you're an actor, why did you come out of your house? You used your identity as an investor to sneak people out? Look, I won't tell Qianqian, I will make you kneel for a week. washboard."

Lin Bai: "..."

Aunt Qin came over and pulled the Elf Princess to the side, and said earnestly: "Little girl, why did you let Xiaobai sneak into you? A flower was stuck on the cow dung. Aunt tells you, Xiaobai is the most soft-hearted child. , if you don't let him touch your finger, you can still beg him to invest in you, and he will agree when he softens."

Lin Bai: "..."

He's just a professional dismantling.

Lin Bai really wanted to give Aunt Qin a middle finger, but he didn't dare. If he angered the aunt who was violent in combat, he would definitely scold him and stand upside down against the wall, and he didn't dare to retaliate. I can only explain aggrievedly: "Aunt Qin, I really have no unspoken rules for this girl. She is a good girl, but she has no place to live in Shuangqing, so she temporarily lives in my house."

Aunt Qin laughed and said: "Do you think I don't know? It's just a little joke with you. I grew up watching you as a child, but not the kind of unspoken rule based on a few stinky money. The little girl's villain. In case you really become that type of villain, Auntie, I will take the old neighbors to discount your legs."

Lin Bai: "..."

Well, for Lin Bai, who has no father or mother since he was a child, Aunt Qin is not much different from his own mother. If she hadn't been controlling herself for many years, Lin Bai might have grown into something weird. Wild child, thanks to Aunt Qin's teaching in this regard, but Pi child will not say thank you to his parents, he will only remember the goodness of his parents in his heart. Lin Bai smiled at Aunt Qin: "Don't worry, I won't be so bad, it will only get worse."

"Dare to talk **** with me? Look for a fight!" Aunt Qin turned around and went to look for Chanzi Ji Mao, and Lin Bai pulled up the elf son and ran away.

When she ran to the main street, Aunt Qin didn't come to chase. The bustling main street was full of traffic. Looking around, there were many high-rise buildings and countless heads of people. The elf princess stuck out her tongue: "How many human cities are there? Human?"

"Well...about 30 million."

"Three... 30 million?" The elf princess was almost out of her breath. The entire elf clan added up to only 50,000.

The princess is curious about everything on the street, just like the first time the witch and Lin Bai went shopping, the difference is that the witch only knows to see all kinds of delicious things, but the princess is concerned about everything related to culture and art interested in something. For example, beautiful artworks, silk artworks, glass artworks, sculpture artworks... By the way, there are also beautiful clothes and beautiful bags.

Seeing her eyes sparkling and yearning, Lin Bai couldn't help but laugh a little: "Okay, don't watch it, now we're in a hurry to go to the studio, when we come back, I'll take you to the mall, buy whatever you want, buy it happily. "

"Really?" The Elf Princess was overjoyed, but then said sadly: "It will cost a lot of money, how can I let Mr. Demon King spend it, or not."

The elves are a race that pays attention to self-reliance. In the past, the elves received aid from Lin Bai and did not refuse it. It was for the survival of the race, so they could only accept it with shame. However, if they accepted his property for personal preference, it would be impossible. The Elf Princess is really embarrassed. , and resolutely refused.

Lin Bai smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, it's just a small amount of money."

"No, not even a small amount of money." After all, the elf princess resisted the temptation of sugar-coated cannonballs: "I'll ask my mother to ask for pocket money to buy it."

While the two were chatting and laughing, the taxi went to the film company, where a photo studio had been set up, and the scene inside was an ordinary family of two, with all kinds of very ordinary furniture~www.readwn.com~Newlyweds The couples have everything they need. There are two mouthwash cups, two toothbrushes, and two pairs of slippers in front of the house in the kitchen. They are full of the taste of life.

Lao Mouzi described the next scene to the two of them, and Lin Bai translated it to the Elf Princess: "The next thing we are going to play is a loving couple. The director asked the performance to be plain and natural. Just like ordinary couples, don't have the slightest touch up."

This kind of request is probably not difficult for an ordinary human woman, anyone can perform well, but the Elf Princess was stunned after hearing it, and after a while, she asked in a low voice: "Mr. Demon King, 'like ordinary "What exactly do you want as a married couple? I... I don't know how human couples live."

Lin Baihan gave a hand: "How do the couples of the elves live?"

"Well... it's very simple. Let's hunt together, fish together, plant together, tease the small animals in the forest together, and make elf leather armor and elf biscuits together..."

"Stop!" Lin Bai hurriedly stopped, Nima, this way of life seems to be a little different. (To be continued..)

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