Superman Attack

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On their way home, the elf queen and princess each carried a large bag of biscuits. This shape really affected their fairy-like temperament. What a good elf girl, with pointed ears, pointed chin, snow-white face, and elegant gauze skirt. , but... he carried a large bag of biscuits in each of his left and right hands, so it was impossible to see.

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If it was a human girl, Lin Bai would definitely have to help him carry it, but neither the elf mother and daughter had such a habit. They didn't even think about bothering Lin Bai with a finger, and walked very briskly carrying the biscuits by themselves.

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"People in this world are good people." The Elf Queen was very satisfied with the attitude of the female cashier just now: "I feel that humans are a kind and gentle race."

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Lin Bai smiled and said, "That's not necessarily true. There are hundreds of people and all kinds of people. What you see is just a couple of icebergs. When you really see the greedy and stupid side of human beings, you will definitely faint with anger. Look, beside you. This flat girl is definitely not in line with the aesthetics of your elves."

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The Elf Queen looked at Miss Ping seriously and smiled, "She's a good person."

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"I'm dizzy, you can tell just by looking at it like this?"

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"Yes, her righteous power is almost overflowing, of course I can see it." The Elf Queen smiled and said, "Don't you know the simplest detection magic?"

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"Cough, cough..." Lin Bai seemed to remember that he had seen similar magic in the Demon King's Codex, but he had never been serious about his studies, nor had he memorized it carefully. The limited brain power is used to remember some tricks and magic: "Well, I don't mean to say that she is a bad person. It's just that her character does not match the aesthetics of your elves."

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"What's wrong with her character?" the elf queen asked curiously.

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"Look, I'll show her true nature right away."

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Lin Bai turned his head to face the flat-chested policewoman. He smiled and said, "Miss Ping, will your **** grow again at your age?"

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"Sexual harassment! Go to hell!" The flat-chested policewoman rushed Lin Bai into the gutter on the street.

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Lin Bai crawled back from the gutter and said to the elf queen, "Look, her ferocity is comparable to that of a half-orc."

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The elf queen smiled and said, "It's obviously because you deliberately said unpleasant things to her, and you blame others."

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"I'm dizzy, can you see that too?"

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"Although I don't understand, but you can see a lot of content in your tone, expression, and actions. The way you looked just now was really pleasing." The elf queen laughed happily: "Mr. Demon King, you are a very funny person. I am happy to be with you."

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The group returned home, and the flat-chested policewoman went to the backyard to find the Demon King. She came here to see her friends on the old street. She had already chatted with Lin Bai, and then went to chat with Bawanghua to get in touch. . Lin Bai accompanied the elf mother and daughter in the front hall. The mother and daughter dumped all the biscuits in the plastic bag. A table full.

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"Mr. Demon King, we don't understand the instructions on the packaging of these cookies. Please tell me for your help." The Elf Queen always maintained a smile and an elegant bearing, and it felt very comfortable to talk to her.

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Lin Bai picked up the biscuits and smiled: "This is a salty scallion biscuits... um. This is a sweet cream biscuits... This is a wafer, this sandwich, this is a fruity..." he said. The elf queen opened the bag as she said, and took out a piece to taste. They also handed them to the princess to taste together, and the two mothers and daughters each tasted a cookie. The expressions were all wonderful.

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The queen is better and can keep her calm, but the princess is completely dead: "Oh my God, this kind of biscuits is so delicious. This kind is also great, this kind of taste is so delicious..."

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In fact, Lin Bai felt that most of these biscuits were unpalatable. Well, human beings are spoiled, and many biscuits are tired of eating them, but it was the first time that the elf mother and daughter tasted these rich-flavored biscuits. The woman ate it with tears in her eyes, on the one hand she was moved, on the other she sighed for the elf biscuit of her own race.

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"Our elf biscuits have a bright future!" The smile on the face of the elf queen disappeared, and she said bitterly: "It turns out that biscuits can make such a variety of flavors, but our elf biscuits are hard and unpalatable, it's over. ...I feel that the pillar industry of the elves will collapse ... it is difficult for the village to become rich."

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"Mother mother, let's hurry up and study new flavors. We must improve the taste of the elf biscuits, otherwise it will really be over." The princess cheered her on by the side.

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"But there are no tools here, no big stove for baking cookies." The elf queen sighed.

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"Oh, there is this one." Lin Bai took out an electric oven from the corner. This was bought by the Devil King before to play. After baking the cake once, it was thrown in the corner and stopped playing. That rotten woman who likes the new and hates the old also buys it. After buying many similar disposable toys, Lin Bai could find a lot of useless things at home.

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"This is called an electric oven. Plug it in, click this button, and it can bake things." Lin Bai briefly introduced the usage: "If you want to try making biscuits, just use this thing."

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"Thank you, Mr. Demon King." The Elf Queen actually needed wheat flour and some other things, but they seemed to have them in the small supermarket just now. She remembered the enthusiastic clerk, so she didn't worry that she couldn't buy materials from there, so she picked up Sleeve said: "Okay, let's start researching now."

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Lin Bai found that he couldn't stay at home anymore. The backyard was the game base of "Bear Alliance". As soon as he entered, he could hear the female demon clamoring ferociously: "Come around from behind and kill him! Haha, double kill, triple kill, Four kills... wow hahaha..." The front hall has turned into a biscuit shop, and as soon as you enter, you will see flour flying around, a sneeze can make dust fill up, what kind of mess?

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By the way, it took dozens of days to go to the Demon Realm to make a movie. Lin Bai suddenly remembered the mother of his child. It is said that pregnant women should take care of them often, otherwise they will easily suffer from depression. He hurriedly ran to the small garden, and the juniper flower demon was indeed here. She looked very unmotivated. The juniper flower on top of her head was actually "yan", hanging listlessly. The flower on top A lot of flowers have fallen off, and it looks like it's about to die.

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Lin Bai was taken aback: "Oh, girl Yunhui, why are you like this?"

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"What's the matter?" Although the juniper flower demon seemed to be inactive, her tone of voice was the same as usual. She didn't appear very unhappy or depressed. She looked at Lin Bai with curiosity. : "Sir Xiaobai, what are you worried about?"

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"Your flower, flower!" Lin Bai pointed to the flower above her head: "It's all gone."

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The flower on the top of the flower demon's head is a never-ending flower. Usually, it blooms beautifully no matter in spring, summer, autumn or winter, but now it is impossible to say that she is not sick.

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When the cypress flower demon heard the words, she suddenly smiled and said, "So what you said, this is a normal situation."

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"Is it normal for the flowers to die?" Lin Bai sweated, "Don't comfort me."

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"Yeah, when most plants are about to bear fruit, the flowers will wither away." Yunhuihua said with a smile, "I'm about to give birth to a child, so of course the flowers on the top of my head will be temporarily withered. It will bloom again with the baby."

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Lin Bai: "..."

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He was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say. After a while, Lin Bai's eyes swept across the smooth belly of the juniper flower again, and he asked as if thinking of something: "Hey, where did you give birth to a child? Where did it come from? Not the belly, right?"

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"Stomach? Why do you want to give birth to a child from the stomach? That's so scary." The juniper flower demon said earnestly: "After the flower fades, it will give birth to seeds, and if you scatter the seeds on the ground, a child will grow."

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I wipe!

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Lin Bai jumped up, didn't this become an old cold joke? In the spring, I plant my wives in the ground, and in the fall, there are many, many wives. This once-famous joke is now coming true.

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Covering his face and exiting the small garden, Lin Bai felt that his whole body was not well.

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Sitting at the door, I sighed for a while that the world is getting worse, and people's hearts are not ancient. Lin Bai saw Miss Liu running over excitedly, and she hadn't seen her for dozens of days, but Miss Liu was still so beautiful, with all her jewels and radiance. She jumped in front of Lin Bai and smiled: "Xiao Bai, come with me, I will show you my secret base."

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"What secret base?" Lin Bai asked.

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"Of course it's Batman's base." Miss Liu whispered: "As a new generation of Batman, of course I want to build a base like the Batman in the movie. Remember our Liu family's mansion? Last time After being smashed by the future soldiers of the Jinzhu Gang, my grandfather and I moved to Laojie, and now I make use of the place, hollowed out the ground, and made a base, so beautiful, come and have a look."

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"That's fine too?" Lin Bai sweated profusely.

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Anyway, I'm too bored, so let's go and have a good time with Miss Liu. Climbing into her car~www.readwn.com~ Miss Liu drove the car herself, and the two drove towards the Liu family's house in the suburbs.

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The two hadn't been alone for a long time. The last time they were alone... It seemed like they were watching an pornographic movie together. They almost got smashed by the fire, but Lin Bai jumped out of the window and fled. Thinking about it, he was going to die. My heart felt a little itchy again.

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The wind poured in from the car window, and the hairs of the two of them were fluttering. Lin Bai put a hand on Sister Liu's lap... It was late spring, the temperature was very high, and Miss Liu was wearing Qi As soon as Lin Bai put her hand on the skirt on her knees, she lifted the skirt up to her thigh, revealing the snow-white and greasy thigh skin, which felt very smooth to the touch.

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Miss Liu's heart trembled, her foot muscles suddenly became tense, and as a result, the accelerator was trampled to death... The speed of the car was suddenly increased to the limit, and it galloped on the highway like lightning, looking like it was going to have a car accident at any time.

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I wipe, I'm going to die! Lin Bai shouted, and quickly let go of his hand: "Hurry up and drive, I swear not to mess around." (To be continued...)

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PS: Thanks to Sanshan Ershui for the reward of 1888, the book friend 150518045622691 for the reward of 500, and the sword to break the love for the reward of 200

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