Superman Attack

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There is a supermarket in the hot spring village business circle in front of the old street. It is called Chunjia Supermarket. In the supermarket, the goods in it are not very complete. Take biscuits as an example. There are not many varieties and a single style.

Lin Bai took the Elf Queen and Elf Princess to the shelf where the biscuits were placed, and sighed softly, "Oh, this supermarket is a bit shabby. There are not many varieties, so let's just make do with it."

"This... This is not too many varieties?" The Elf Queen pointed at the dazzling cookie boxes on the shelf and was stunned. In Lin Bai's eyes, the small shelf was simply terrifying in her eyes, God, high five Floor, three meters wide, on such a large shelf, there are actually all kinds of biscuits, and they are all of different flavors.

The Elf Queen felt bad about herself: "There are so many biscuits in this world, aren't there many villages similar to Elf Villages doing business?"

"Cough..." Lin Bai coughed dryly: "There are very few villages in our world that use biscuits as pillar industries. These are all huge super-large enterprises like giant beasts."

What is a business? The elf queen didn't understand n, but she didn't ask, she had already passed the age when everything would break the casserole, she just pointed at the shelf with a snow-white finger and said, "Are these cookies expensive? Buy one of each. How much will it cost to return the box? I don't have much money..." She actually took a small purse from her belt, and when she opened the purse, it was full of scattered gems.

It turned out that after the elves moved to Middle-earth. Some simple exchanges and trade were started with the people of the Demon Race, and they soon learned that there are now two general equivalents (that is, currencies) in Middle-earth. They are food, gems... Food is not easy to carry in large quantities, so gems have become the most convenient currency. The elves have also collected these sparkling little stones, and she has quite a few in her family, so she brought some "money" to her body for self-defense when she went out this time.

The red rubies, the green agates, the crystal clear diamonds... The small purse is full of these glittering things, and the cashier in the supermarket next to me is stunned. It is regarded as plexiglass, but the fairy queen has a graceful and atmospheric temperament. This temperament can't even be dressed up, and with the hand-made gauze skirt on her body, I don't know what strange material it is, anyway, it makes her look like a young lady from a wealthy family...

The language is not clear, and the Elf Queen does not like to trouble Lin Bai to translate everything. She is not a person who likes to cause trouble, so she decided to complete the transaction by herself. He smiled at the cashier first, then pointed to the cookie stand and handed a diamond over.

The supermarket cashier never suspected that the gems in her hands would be fakes. Most of those are priceless jewels. Seeing her hand over a dove-egg-sized diamond, the cashier hurriedly took five steps back: "Keep your jewelry, this store doesn't accept this... only soft sister coins, and... and these biscuits It's not worth it."

God knows how much a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg is worth. Anyway, Lin Bai didn't know when he was poor, well, even if he is rich now. Still don't know. The cashier is obviously also a woman, so I don't know. But she still knew very well that even a container of biscuits was not worth the diamond.

Although I don't understand what the supermarket cashier is saying. But the elf queen heard a key term "soft sister coins", and she didn't know what it meant. But he was able to imitate its pronunciation, so he turned to Lin Bai and asked, "What is Soft Girl Coin?"

"Cough! It's the currency of this world." Lin Bai shrugged and took out his wallet from his pocket. This was the crocodile leather wallet that the devil gave her on his 24th birthday. Lin Bai always cherished it. The money is not as valuable as the wallet, but it is better now. There will always be a thick stack of bills and many bank cards in the wallet.

Lin Bai took out a stack of notes, but he didn't count how many, and handed them over to the Elf Queen: "This kind of paper is the currency of this world, you can use it to buy biscuits."

The elf queen did not have the habit of taking other people's things for nothing. She took the bill in one hand, while the other hand put a diamond the size of a pigeon egg into Lin Bai's hand. The cashier next to her looked straight, and she hurriedly said, "Ma'am, have you been deceived by this man? I think his money is only two or three thousand yuan, and your diamonds can't be sold to him at this price. , he must be a liar."

The Elf Queen couldn't understand the cashier's words, but she could hear that she was worried for herself, so she smiled at her again.

The cashier became anxious: "Can you really understand what I said? Are you a foreign tourist? Don't worry, wait here, I'll call 110 first..."

"Hey!" Lin Bai interjected, "Did you make a mistake? You'll have to call 110 like this?"

The cashier said indignantly: "You buy two or three thousand yuan for big diamonds from foreign tourists. You are just crazy, don't run away, my aunt will call 110 and let you sit in jail."

"Hey, she's my friend, we're just kidding, can't we just listen to someone explain?"

"No! I want to call 110." The female cashier is actually a person with a strong sense of justice.

"Who wants to call 110? No need to call, the police are here." A familiar voice sounded at the door, and the flat-chested policewoman walked in in a straight police uniform with a shield on her back.

The cashier saw the police coming, and she is Captain Hua Xia, the hero of the police force who is often played on TV. TV reports about her deeds every day. Today she arrested a murderer, and tomorrow she arrested a group of drug dealers. The day after tomorrow, she will break down another human trafficker group. In short, she is the patron saint of the people and the embodiment of justice. The cashier was overjoyed and said, "Miss Captain Hua Xia came just in time. This man deceived foreign tourists' belongings. Catch him quickly."

The flat-chested policewoman swept over with her eyes like lightning, and saw Lin Bai, and said angrily: "Who am I supposed to be, and it turns out that it is you, Xiao Bai, what kind of monster are you playing?"

Lin Bai felt guilty when he saw the flat-chested policewoman, but fortunately, it was Lin Bai's appearance, not a masked hero, so it was easier to get along with her, so he just spoke in the tone of an ordinary friend: "I said Ping girl, What wind brought you here?"

"Don't call me Ping girl!" The flat-chested policewoman was furious: "I'm too busy these days, I haven't come to the old street to greet you and Bawanghua, my two old friends, and I deliberately took a look at you during my busy schedule, but you actually Calling me by my nickname when we meet is too much."

"The nickname is to express intimacy. Even if the chest of an unfamiliar person is flatter than yours, I won't call her Ping girl." Lin Bai said his nickname was very honorable, and said with a smile, "You don't mind. Such a little thing."

If your chest is flatter than mine, is that still called a woman? The flat-chested policewoman complained in her heart, thinking about it carefully, she really can't care too much about a man like Xiaobai: "Hey, don't look at him, what are you doing with these two foreign friends? What did you deceive them?"

Lin Bai spread out his hands, took out the diamond the size of a pigeon egg and shook it: "The cashier girl said that I lied to these two girls for their gems, but in fact she misunderstood, I and these two girls are friends, We're playing around with money and gems."

The flat-chested policewoman didn't doubt this sentence. She knew that Lin Bai was rich now, earning billions of dollars casually. How could he still be a gem liar, so she dragged Lin Bai out of the store: "You have a lot of money now. If you are rich, you must pay attention to your image and your way of speaking. Think about it, if you see a man who looks unreliable and looks like a thief on the street carrying a thick sack of cash, will you call the police? "

Lin Bai thought for a while: "Of course you call the police! That thing must be stolen money."

"That's right." The flat-chested policewoman said earnestly: "That's how you feel, so you must be careful not to show others a huge amount of property if you have something to do, and the phone in the police station will keep ringing every minute. ."

"I wipe!" Lin Bai raised his fist: "Can I beat you?"

"I won't tell you if you beat me or not. If you shoot me, you will attack the police. You need to think about the consequences." The flat-chested policewoman squinted and said, "You will be caught and locked up for a long time."

This woman must be taking revenge on the girl who was called Ping just now. Lin Bai laughed and threw all the conversation out of Jiuxiaoyun. This is how life is supposed to be, bickering with good friends, talking about the world, rambling about, so unhappy.

"Where did these two mothers and daughters come from?" The flat-chested policewoman finally asked the question.

"It's a foreign film actor, participating in Lao Mouzi's new film, and staying at my house temporarily."

"She looks very beautiful~www.readwn.com~ and the pointed ears are beautifully done. The level of makeup is really amazing." The flat-chested policewoman smiled: "It seems that Laomouzi's new movie will be very good, I have to look back. Invite your boyfriend to have a look."

Lin Bai was taken aback, wasn't he? Isn't your boyfriend me? Are you going to take me back to watch Lao Mouzi's literary film? Help...don't...please take me to see some vulgar special effects blockbuster.

Unexpectedly, the flat-chested policewoman was actually a young woman, Lin Bai felt very melancholy, and this day was impossible to pass.

At this time, the mother and daughter of the elves had already bought the biscuits. They did not know the purchasing power of the soft sister coins. They handed over the more than 2,000 yuan that Lin Bai gave them to the cashier. For their money, I helped them get a box of each kind of biscuits and put them in four big plastic bags, then settled the bill according to the listed price, and put the money for them in the hands of the elf queen, although The language barrier, she still seriously instructed: "Don't take out the money indiscriminately, be careful of some treacherous shop clerks who arbitrarily collect your money, and next time you buy something, you must find a friend who is familiar with China to accompany you."

The Elf Queen felt the cashier's kindness, smiled, and continued to smile. (To be continued..)

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