Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan didn't expect that after leaving the Pet Center Studio, there would be a fire. Although there was no sergeant at that time, he would still hear students pointing at him every time he went out. wWW. 23uS.

Regarding this, Zheng Tan didn't feel much, and the Jiao family didn't deliberately do anything. After all, the impact this time was not great, and it didn't directly cause any trouble. At most, it was just a few more photos.

Zheng Tan is going out now, he will still go to the parking lot of the school bus, and then continue to play games with the bald driver. In this way, the car where Zheng Tan is always full, if not for the school and these drivers It is written in the contract that overloading requires a fine. It is estimated that bald drivers will be overloaded every time.

Sometimes Zheng Tan didn't pass, but the students who often took the school bus already knew the bald driver. If they had a choice and did not hurry, they would be more willing to go to the bald driver in the several school buses parked at the same time. Some open-minded students also talked to the driver, such as "Has the game record been broken?", "Add a friend to the game to score", "That black cat is not here today", etc., and then swipe the phone with a mobile phone Bo: Look, this car that Brother was riding again today, but unfortunately I didn't see the black cat.

The good business of bald drivers has made the rest of the team's eyes hot, but what can be done? Who keeps them popular without a cat?

When Zheng Tan was in a good mood, the school bus with the bald driver would run around the campus. During the break, the bald driver shared the bread in the bag with Zheng Tan. After drinking, he drank some water, and the bald driver continued to drive. Zheng Tan continued to sit in the car and watch the scenery.

When Zheng Tan was there. The students also deliberately vacated the seat of the first officer, and if anyone hadn't had a long-term past to grab a seat, they would be glared by others. Unless Zheng Tan takes the initiative to get out of the front passenger seat, few people take the initiative to grab a seat.

However, at a few peak times, Zheng Tan would not go for fun, it was purely uncomfortable for himself.

I usually walk around the school and run around the school on the school bus. It feels different. When Zheng Tan is too lazy to run by himself, it is good to sit in the car and watch the scenery.

Zheng Tan got off at an intersection. This side is more biased. Normally no one gets on or off here, but today an old lady was beckoning with her grandson waiting. The car was no longer seated and Zheng Tan got out of the car. Give up the seat to the grandparents. and. Zheng Tan also thought about going to the old tile house.

The phone is still hidden here. In the old Wafang District, there were several more buildings that were marked with dangerous houses, but the school still did not move much here. There are rumors that the school is planning, and it will completely overthrow it for reconstruction. But it is estimated that it will take a year or two, and it may be even longer.

Anyway, before this piece was overthrown, Zheng Tan still hid her phone in the old place.

Liuba and Golden Turtle took a big list and went on a partnership mission. There was no news in these two months. Before Liu Ba left, he replaced Zheng Tan ’s mobile phone with a new one. The mobile device was updated so fast. When Liu Ba changed the device by himself, he also changed Zheng Tan ’s phone. He also helped to charge the phone bill and set up the package. Zheng Sighs are easy to use, don't worry about anything.

Fold in through the window, pull out the drawer and take out the mobile phone. Zheng Tan started to brush Weibo. He knows that he's been hot on Weibo recently. Every time he turns on the mobile phone and looks at it, he evaluates the student's new photos. From the perspective of taking photos, pick a few photos that you have taken well and forward them. From the day of registration to now, Zheng Tan has posted a lot of Weibo on this account.

Turning on Weibo, Zheng Tan saw a student advocating doomsday theory. Also, rumors of doomsday have been circulating this year, especially by the end of the year, all kinds of rumors are flying around, and there is also controversy to take the opportunity to sell the "doomsday lifesaving suit" .

Even if nothing else, Zheng Tan noticed that a netizen with an id named “Take You to Play Mumhaha”, his recent Weibo is basically about doomsday, such as “how do you spend money when the doomsday is coming”, “No more "Crazy is over", "On the n ways of death at the end" and so on.

After Zheng Tan flipped through a few posts, he felt itchy, and replied with a "teasing" on the new Weibo post.

The other party's reply was also very quick. At the beginning, he also argued with Zheng Tan about the possibility of the end of 2012-12-21. Seeing that Zheng Tan still insisted that this was fundamentally false. The other party became impatient and changed from argument to quarrel. He is indeed a believer in doomsday theory, but Zheng Tan, who has experienced it personally, knows that after that day, life will still be the same.

Because Zheng Tan reposted some of his Weibos, attracted a lot of fans, and there was a lot of followers with the id name "Funny Youmuhaha", Zheng Tan had a quarrel with each other, and the followers on both sides Come over and watch.

There were also those who were not afraid of chaos. "What if nothing happens on the 21st?"

"Fun to play with you Mumhaha" replied: "If this is false, I will broadcast Chedinding live!"

More people started to coax.

You're right to have the ability to flicker. Obviously, before the 21st, this "teasing you to play Mumuhaha" netizen has indeed flickered a lot of people, look at that tone, firmly without hesitation. Of course, some people feel that this guarantee is as unreliable as X Bao's "fake one".

After that, the "teasing you to play Mumuhaha" sent another Weibo alone: ​​"If the 22nd is still coming as usual, there is no eschatology, I curse myself to become a cat, if the doomsday really appears, 'Zheng sigh' you become a black cat of your kind, dare to gamble ?!

As soon as this Weibo with a strong provocation was issued, some people who were still watching quietly just now joined the ranks.

Zheng Tan had fiddled with her claws and typed hard. Who knew that before seeing a sentence, she saw this Weibo, and immediately wished that she would drop her phone.

Become a cat?

Become your uncle's cat! I am! !!

Although there are so many jokes on the Internet, they are also a joke-like gamble to others. If the curse is useful these years, what should the police do? But Zheng Tan was unhappy, feeling countless knives in his body.

For Zheng Tan, his doomsday was the day when he opened his eyes and found that he had become a cat. He really felt that the world was full of malice. Infinitely absurd.

Zheng Tan would like to reply "If the end of the world does not come, let me be a human", but this sentence says that if people do n’t believe it, others will say, what are you now if you are not human?

Even if they are far away, no one believes the truth of Zheng Tan's words on the small screen of the mobile phone. On the contrary, more people will coax Zheng Tan to dare not gamble.

Paralyzed!

Type, delete, and type again. Dissatisfied. Then delete it, and finally Zheng Tan takes a deep breath and shuts down.

Forget it, it's invisible. Nothing can change reality.

Put your phone in the drawer. Zheng Tan rolled out of the window. I looked at the grey sky outside the window, squatted beside the flower bed, and thought about it, remembering if I ever made a similar bet with someone. Losing a bet becomes a cat or something. The memory is a bit weak, but Zheng Tan still believes that he should never have made such a bet with people. The question comes, why did he become a cat?

This is something that Tan Tan has been wondering for so many years.

While Zheng Tan was squatting on the edge of the round flowerbed, thinking, an old man took a big dog for a walk. It was Old Man Li and Little Flower. Xiaohua should be called presbyopia now. Her body looks a bit heavy now. After losing weight compared to the peak period, she feels heavier when walking around. The speed of one person and one dog is not fast, walking slowly, like two elderly old men next to each other.

Large dogs are more likely to be older than small dogs, and the average life expectancy is not dominant. Therefore, old man Li is very nervous every time when he has a small peanut disease, and he is given timely treatment. If the weather is good, he will take small flowers out for a walk. The right amount of activity is good for the two old men. Old Man Li also pays attention to feeding Xiaohua. After consulting at the pet center, Old Man Li ’s own dog food was not dared to feed him hungry.

Some time ago, Old Man Li took Xiaohua to the pet center to check. People there said that Xiaohua should have no problem living more than 15 years. Regardless of whether the people at the pet center look at the comfort words spoken on Li's face or the theoretical results inferred from Xiaohua's health checkup report, Lao Li has always insisted on following the method Xiao Guo had suggested, Consistent and persistent, even though Xiaohua is not as capable of catching mice and robbing thieves as cattle, but this old man with white hair still cares for this dog that is more docile than other dogs in the compound.

Watching the two old guys go away, Zheng Tan jumped down from the flower bed. The wind blows, and the yellow leaves still sticking to the branches are torn off and landed on the concrete floor. When they are blown, they make a chirping friction sound.

Stepping on the falling leaves, Zheng Tan walked along the path towards the compound yard. After taking a few steps, she turned around and found that Sahara was lying on the ground in front of her, and her nose was like "wow wow wow" Called.

Ruan Ying stood a few steps in front of it, with a look of helplessness.

"Take two more steps. Come, be good, just two steps." Ruan Ying said to Sahara.

"Woohoo ~" The Sahara is still

"Lazy goods!" Ruan Ying was annoyed to walk in circles.

Like Lao Li and them, Ruan Ying also takes the time to take the Sahara out for a walk every day. Unlike Xiaohua, he seems to be naturally rebellious. Now that he is old, he always thinks carefully. You want it to work. Well, it's partial, and it's fun to keep it from doing it.

This guy is still lazy. He always moves when he is at home, like having ADHD. When he is out, he is lazy, and he lays down while walking somewhere. Ruan Ying is not pulling the rope like he was a few years ago. There is something wrong. Even if the health check result given by the pet center is good, Ruan Ying still can't get it.

Zheng Tan screamed in his heart: Sahara is now pretending to be fragile. Apparently yesterday, a small Jingba who grabbed its bones filled the compound and ran away again. It seems that Ruan Ying cannot take it. How is it.

Sure enough, Ruan Ying finally held the Sahara.

"Hugging for a while and then you go by yourself, have you heard?" Ruan Ying rebuked.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if the sahara is hugged or not ~ www.readwn.com ~ it ’s not as comfortable as it was before, it protests.

Nguyen Ying, who raised Sahara for so many years, obviously knows everything about Sahara.

"Be honest, don't mess around. You just pulled the shit, and I won't hold your ass!"

"Ooooooo!"

"Ma, I have an ancestor, me ?!" Ruan Ying mumbled.

I have such a dog and have kept it for so many years. Ruan Ying also recognized her bad temper, and changed her position to hold it. Sahara was really more honest, so I did n’t bark anymore. Then I looked at Zheng Tan behind and flung his tail proudly .

Zheng Tan's abdomen: Virtue!

嘀嘀 ——

At the intersection ahead, Dad Jiao was riding an electric car and watching the horn in the direction of Zheng Tan.

Zheng sighed, hurriedly ran over and jumped into the seat, then erected a **** at Sahara when Ruan Ying didn't notice. (To be continued ...)