Strange Life of a Cat

Now that he has retired from the "circle", things at the pet center can't be bothered by Zheng Tan. The pictures on the Internet are all previous, and when Zheng Tan went online, he found that his photos appeared more and more often Fewer, replaced by a new generation of cat stars over the pet center.

Sharp chin, round chin, long hair with short hair, thin and fat ball, can be cute and handsome, all kinds of cats, and soon attracted the attention of new and old customers and netizens, everyone It also gradually stopped mentioning those older cats who had retired.

Zheng Tan was still a little bit upset at first, but soon he didn't care, anyway, he didn't plan to rely on this mixed life.

However, after no task, Zheng Tan felt free, which was psychological.

Go outside and hang out? But everyone seemed to be busy with their own affairs, and later Zheng Tan didn't want to disturb them.

Zheng hangs out all day long, Zheng Tan doesn't want to spend time at home, because he wants to sleep as soon as he is free, not as light sleep as usual with the sheriff. The time varies from hours to most of the day. Compared to the beginning, the time is not very long, but this situation is too frequent. Dreaming still dreams of some familiar scenes when you are a person, as in Zheng Tan's memory. It's also very true. After waking up, Zheng Tan has to sit and think about whether he is a human or a cat.

When Zheng Tan woke up one day last week, he didn't notice and walked out of the room. He came face-to-face with Jiao Ma who came out of the kitchen. Zheng Tan's first reaction was not to lean over and land on his feet. Instead, he raised his claws and scratched his head.

The bowl of soup in Jiao Ma's hand almost shook off.

Fortunately, Zheng Tan has seen a lot of behaviors that are special to other cats in these years, otherwise the bowl of hot soup in Jiao Ma's hands is really shocked to the ground.

After that day, Zheng Tan didn't want to stay at home very much, otherwise he would fall asleep and didn't know what he was.

Sure enough, one thing has to be replaced with something else, and it's better to go out and bore along the campus than sleeplessly. But seriously, Zheng Tan was really worried.

The calendar turns over like this every day, every day is the same, and when I look back, I find that this time is passing very fast. Think back. In fact, I have n’t done anything, and I ’m not impressed.

The calendar in the living room has inadvertently turned to September 2012. Xiaoyouzi is a junior high school student, and his studies are getting busier. But I still go home once a week. Then I do test reading at home; Jiao Yuan is still in Beijing. I can come back one or two times a year; Dao Jiao won another project. Every day, apart from sleeping at home, he is basically busy in the hospital at other times. Business trips are not counted; Jiao Ma brought graduates, prepared lessons and changed papers, and everyone lost a few pounds just like the students.

The only one who was fat was Zheng Tan.

Jumping off the scales at home, Zheng Tan stretched a lazy waist and was just a pound fat. He couldn't see it on people, but it was different when he put it on the cat.

Gaining weight is because of continuous rainy days outside. Zheng Tan was at home, eating, sleeping, and eating. Now that the weather is finally clear, Zheng Tan decided to go out for a walk, only to sleep at home, dreaming and growing meat. Why? Seeing that it's good to go out and bend.

For two weeks of continuous rainy days, except for the freshmen in military training, everyone is more looking forward to the sun coming out. It ’s sunny, there are a lot of people basking in the quilt outside today, and they stabbed at home like Zheng Tan. For a long time, Huang Huang also came out to move his muscles. Sun exposure is good for it.

When he came out of the eastern courtyard, Zheng Tan walked aimlessly, and didn't know what he was thinking about. When he heard the cry and laughter of the children, he returned to his heart and found that he was almost at the kindergarten.

On the kindergarten side, as soon as Zhuo Kitty left, two more brothers named Hei Xiaowei and Wei Yuan came.

When they first entered the kindergarten, when they saw Zheng Tan, they ran over to the fence of the fence, and then wept at Zheng Tan outside. Zheng Tangang also saw them playing well with other children. They changed their faces in the blink of an eye, crying and shouting to go home. When Zheng sighed, the two went back to play again.

Therefore, after Zheng Tan knew the strategies of these two people, she detoured every time she passed the kindergarten side, and she was absolutely not allowed to see them. Er Mao also told Zheng Tan about their class schedules, so that Zheng Tan would go there. They were caught by the two children in outdoor classes.

When he first entered kindergarten, Er Mao first taught Binary not "Thank you" and "Sorry", but how to protect himself and how to upset the other party. This matter was known after Eryuan beat a crying little boy with his paintbrush. For this reason, Ermao was pierced by her mother when she brought her child's wife home.

As for Wei Xiaofei, at first it seemed that no one in the class would go to find a job, because it was not a good master to deal with, it was too strong.

Much better now, when they saw Zheng Tan, they just shouted a few times instead of crying and begging to take them home. Children in this age group change a lot each year, and they know more and more. However, Zheng Tan is used to detours and rarely goes to kindergarten.

When detouring from the kindergarten side, there is a "y" junction, one side leads to the inner part of the school, and the other is toward the main gate of the school. Zheng Tan turned around and walked towards the gate, wondering whether to leave the school gate and play a little longer, or it was too boring, waiting for time to pass every day, if the cat is okay, without those troubles, grab yourself The tail can also play for a long time with his own feet, but the problem is that Zheng Tan is not an authentic cat.

There is a vacant lot near the school gate. The starting point of the school bus is there. There are a dozen or twenty seats with electric ones, and a class with fifty or more seats. The former basically runs only on campus, while the latter sometimes runs on campus and other places outside the school. It is a kind of big guests to receive new students and foreign guests. One of the large guest types has access to the affiliated middle school, and now Jiaomao Xiaoyuzi often sits on this.

At this time, there were three small electric school buses at the parking spot. The masters who drove the small school bus parked the car there, and drove for eight days. If you do n’t have enough seats to continue to wait, you really ca n’t wait for someone to drive. However, you do n’t always have to wait for people.

Inside the school bus, the driving master sat there, holding a tablet computer to play games.

Don't look at those 40-50 year olds driving school buses here every day. In fact, family conditions may not be as bad as students think. There are many mobile phones and tablet computers with thousands of dollars at hand.

The master nodded with sweat on the screen. The big bald head looks brighter. Zheng Tan, who had planned to go directly outside the school, paused. Turn to the other side, jump on a small sycamore tree next to it, it is impossible to squat on a branch, this tree is too small. The branches above couldn't bear Zheng Tan's weight. So Zheng Tan just held the trunk and looked over there.

The master played the game Zheng Tan has seen. It is a casual mini-game developed by Feng Baijin-cat and mouse. The master nodded at the screen, which was the white, gray, black flower mouse that was scratching the screen, running from big to small, running fast or slow. Some are cute and some are tadpoles. Different mice have different attributes and different bonus points. Some of them may not be able to react quickly to young people, and some of the higher scores will be missed. Not to mention people who did n’t play games before they were 40 or 50 years old, otherwise the master would not be sweating with a click of the screen in the weather of ten degrees, which is urgent.

"Oh! Just almost!" The master sighed.

"Alas? No more than your grandson?" The master on the school bus next to him asked with a smile.

"Yeah, it's just two hundred cents away. More than twenty black mice will do. Alas, people are old, not as good as young people. My grandson who just went to elementary school played better than me." The bald driver was planning to look up forty-five degrees to be sad, only to find a black cat in the tree next to him, staring at himself.

"Hey, that black one, come here!" The bald driver beckoned cheerfully. "Come and play together."

Zheng Tan: "..."

The driver next door: "..."

In fact, the bald driver said so, but he didn't think that the black cat really came over.

Zheng Tan is bored. Since the other party asked him to play games, why didn't he go?

Jumping to the front passenger seat, Zheng Tan looked at the bald driver and waited for him to put out the tablet.

The bald driver stared, then laughed, took out the tablet neatly, and opened the game to start.

When the driver next door saw him, he cried out: If you are dead, you are not afraid that the cat will scratch the thousands of tablets your son bought for you!

Obviously, the bald driver didn't even think about this problem. After thinking that the score exceeded the young grandson, he went back to tease the young boy. Yesterday, the young boy still showed up in front of him.

The bald driver has been playing this game for a week, and although Zheng Tan has never played it, he has seen Feng Baijin playing and it is fast. One person, one cat, one with a finger, and one cat snapping with a cat's palm.

When the time was up, the bald driver looked at the score and laughed, clapping his legs while laughing, "Finally over!"

Here, the scores are automatically uploaded online. Alas, the ranking of the friends on the leaderboard has been changed. The uncle's ranking has moved forward three places.

"Lao Zhao, it seems that the cat is doing a good job of catching mice. You see, as soon as this cat joins, the score won't go up!" Said the bald driver in a tone of passing experience. After speaking, he waved his hand and sighed to Zheng in the front passenger seat: "Come, then come again! Let my son go too far, let him know the results of the tiger's power !!!"

The driver named Zhao next door: "..."

Shaking his head, Master Zhao does not intend to bother with the old bald head. He has already sat with nearly ten students just now. He should be about the same now. Can he start?

However, when he looked back, he found that there were almost ten of them just now, and now there are three students, looking at the bald head next door, oh! All Tamar ran over! !!

Some students took photos with their mobile phones and uploaded them to the Internet ~ www.readwn.com ~ and some students asked what the game was, and they asked for the next one. Regardless of whether they are boys or girls, they all stretch their necks and watch. Since the Sheriff Cat incident at the time of the new concert, there has been no interesting news in the school. It was so easy to catch one and the students were all excited.

Send, forward, and retransmit. At this time when online entertainment is already prosperous, in a short period of time, many people saw Zheng Tan playing a game with that bald driver.

Institute of Biological Sciences, a laboratory.

After the person who was brushing Weibo with his head down was caught by Professor Jiao, the child was not in a hurry. He smiled flatteringly, called up the Weibo just watched, then faced Professor Jiao and raised his big screen Mobile phone: "Boss, is this yours?"

Daddy Jiao: "..." (To be continued ...)

PS: It's finished in three chapters. And, rest assured, no tragedy is written.

By the way, "Back to the Past and Become a Dog" written by Beluga Girl, everyone who is interested in this kind can go and see.