Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Yinquan High School 13

There was thunderous snoring in the dormitory, and the person lying on the bed, no matter how much he was teased, made no move, like a lying lamb, letting others do whatever they wanted.

Many viewers subconsciously covered their eyes: “Ah, I won’t watch it. It’s not suitable for children.”

The next second he quickly opened it again: “I fucking want to see it!”

“I heard that some people are just different. The noisier they are around, the better they sleep.”

“That’s right, for example, my dad falls asleep when the TV is on and wakes up again when the TV is off. Will Mr. Xu Ye do the same…”

“This is a weird talk about rules, brothers. Even if what you say is right, no one will die sleeping here. Boss Xu Ye is walking on a tightrope with his life and is irresponsible to himself… ”

“Indeed, if it were me, I would never dare to sleep…”

On the bed, the woman continued. After trying a series of actions including but not limited to scratching the soles of her feet, blowing, touching, etc. to no avail, she sighed faintly and said in frustration:

“The time has come. If you haven’t completed the principal’s mission, it’s time to go back.”

Xu Ye opened his eyes.

With a few “meow~meow~meow~”

Dramatic changes have taken place around the dormitory.

The empty room, the roommate who was sleeping so soundly on the bed that he couldn’t even breathe, and the dormitory door that was tightly closed.

There is no such thing as a woman! Everything just seemed to be an illusion.

Xu Ye opened the lock from the inside. Standing at the door was a boy about his age wearing a blue school uniform.

The sound of the door opening alerted the voice-activated switch in the corridor, and a beam of light shot down from above, shining on the two of them.

On the ground, there was only the shadow of a normal person.

The other one was a dark mass in the shape of a ball. He was twisting and turning in a weird posture, and soon turned himself into a twist.

The boy was ecstatic and thought there was no chance, but when he was about to leave, Xu Ye came out.

He tried his best to suppress the upturned corners of his mouth and came up with the prepared lines: “Hello, I am Wang Qiao from 505 upstairs. Your roommate is drunk, come with me to pick him up…”

Xu Ye interrupted him: “Stop talking nonsense and let’s go!”

The black ball on the ground twisted even more. At this moment, from Xu Ye’s tone, he felt insulted: “How do you talk? Do you look down on me?”

Xu Ye raised his hand to touch the door of the dormitory behind him and yawned: “What a shame. If you don’t leave, I’ll go back to sleep first.”

“Oh, don’t, don’t, don’t.”

Seeing that half of Xu Ye’s figure had already entered the door, the male classmate became anxious and knelt on the ground with a thud:

“Please, just come with me~”

He didn’t want to be so cowardly, but when he just launched the attack, he found that it was useless against the person in front of him.

In other words, if Xu Ye wanted to go back to the dormitory, he would really go back, and there was nothing he could do.

Xu Ye patted the person on the ground on the head: “Good attitude, let’s go.”

The two disappeared at the end of the corridor, walking farther and farther away.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was shocked again.

“It turns out it was all an illusion. The door to the dormitory was not opened at all just now. All Wei Wei did was to force the chosen ones to go out and check the situation.”

“It would be bad if you really open your eyes.”

“Let me just say that Boss Xu Ye is awesome. He must have figured out the weird tricks a long time ago, so he pretended to be asleep and refused to get up.”

“In hindsight, you didn’t say that just now.”

…

On the other side, in the Beer Country, when the dormitory door clicked open, Hoffman was horrified.

[Rule 3: The dormitory manager will come to check the room at night to check the safety of the students. Please sleep with the door open. 】

[Rule 4: As a united and friendly dormitory, if your roommate comes back from playing until midnight and calls on you to open the door for him, don’t hesitate to let him in quickly. 】

These two codes are both false. Based on my experience when I got the drift bottle in the morning, only the red part should be true.

The two codes also emphasize the matter of opening the door. Explain that the dormitory should be a relatively safe place at night. The door will not be easily opened from the outside except yourself.

So why is the door open now? Could it be another roommate who smokes and goes to the bathroom?

Hoffman was very confused.

At this moment, he felt something crawling on his body and licking his cheek, making it wet.

The door opened, which meant that the dormitory was no longer safe. If you escape now, you might still have a glimmer of hope.

Hoffman was about to open his eyes when suddenly, he sensed something was wrong again.

If it was his roommate who opened the door just now, why didn’t he hear his footsteps when he got out of bed?

It stands to reason that if someone is lying on top of him, given the quality of the bed in the dormitory, it would have to sink slightly.

But he didn’t feel that way, only found the weight on himself.

After thinking about this, Hoffman kept his eyes closed and remained still as before. Soon, after experiencing a long period of “sensory torture”, silence returned.

Fred summoned his own shadow,

The talent “Shadow” can only be used once a day and lasts for ten minutes at a time.

Yesterday, it was used once, and now it is past midnight, it can be summoned again.

Shadow first walked to his roommate’s bed and touched a pack of cigarettes. He passed through the crack in the door and went to the corridor.

After spending five minutes to find out that it was safe outside, Hoffman opened the dormitory door and walked towards the first floor.

There is an iron lock hanging on the door of the dormitory building. After the shadow gently broke it, the iron chain shattered.

Coming out of it, Hoffman successfully walked to the doorman.

“It seems that rule six is ​​also wrong. There is nothing unsafe on school nights.” Hoffman muttered to himself: “It’s really strange. There are eight rules in total, and almost only one is correct. This has never happened in the live broadcast before,”

“No matter, I have a bad feeling. If I don’t leave tonight, I will stay here forever.”

The security guard at the door was dozing off.

After Hoffman handed over the cigarette case,

Uncle: “Hey, boy, I got two packs of cigarettes, you’re missing one pack.”

Hoffman: “I only have one box with me now. I will buy you a few more boxes when I go out later.”

[Ding, congratulations to Hoffman, the Chosen One of Beer Country, for successfully clearing the copy of Yinquan High School. Rating for completing the game: one star. Rating analysis: One star for survival. 】

…

In Iceland, Hekis successfully escaped two waves of strange attacks. At about three o’clock in the middle of the night, she secretly took her roommate’s cigarettes and ran out of the dormitory.

But just when he went downstairs and was about to run to the door, he saw a dormitory with the door open.

It was the women’s dormitory, empty, with only one person sleeping in it.

The light shines into the room, and you can clearly see the girl’s profile, which looks familiar.

Hekiss glanced at the chain hanging on the door, then glanced in the direction of the dormitory, with confusion flashing across her face.