Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Chapter 53

Yinquan High School 12

If it were a slap from an ordinary little girl, it would hurt a little at most, but it wouldn’t cause much harm to him.

But Liu Jiayin has been electrocuted to death and transformed from a little girl into a strange woman.

This slap hits the person’s face.

I saw that half of Hekisi’s face was crooked and sunk into her skull. The skin on her face was torn and bruised.

Hekiss used the remaining half of her face to mumble vaguely: “Didn’t the news say that my deskmate is very friendly towards the Chosen One?”

Netizens in the live broadcast room who had been watching the entire process were also speechless:

“Oh, this Hekisi’s emotional intelligence is too low. If other people don’t want to give it to you, why would they just grab it?”

“This slap is really worth it.”

“Boss Ye had at least interacted with Weiyi a lot throughout the morning and helped several times. Liu Jiayin took the initiative to give the cigarette to Boss Xu Ye in order to repay the favor. You didn’t do anything, just licked one when you came up. If you ask for it with a big face, I will give it to you.”

“You can also take some small gifts, fold paper cranes, and exchange them with the girls. This will appear more polite.”

…

No one was in charge of the afternoon class, and the teacher didn’t know where he was. Everyone could only study by themselves in the classroom. However, the contaminated students still showed no signs of slacking off. They each picked up their pens and read and studied seriously.

Xu Ye thought this phenomenon was really weird, much weirder than the two security guards he met just now.

All of you here are not like flesh-and-blood students, but have completely transformed into machines in a factory. Once someone turns on a certain power switch, it will run non-stop.

After the class ended, Xu Ye followed the students towards the dormitory building.

But before that, he still went to the fountain. Xu Ye felt relieved when he saw that the color of the spring water had not changed much from that at noon.

The dormitory building in front of me has a very shabby appearance, with all the walls falling off piece by piece, and bricks falling from the roof from time to time, hitting students passing by.

The students who were hit did not react at all. They got up and continued to walk inside tenaciously.

There are five floors in the dormitory building. The bottom two floors are for girls and the upper three floors are for boys.

To be honest, this was the first time Xu Ye saw such a distribution model. Aren’t you worried about someone sneaking onto the floor?

Moreover, this place was locked during the day. When Xu Ye passed by, he tried various methods but failed to get in. At this moment, he didn’t know when it was opened again.

“Interesting, maybe the secret will be in here.” Xu Ye raised his eyebrows.

The moment Xu Ye stepped into the dormitory building, what he didn’t know was that somewhere he couldn’t see, next to the school gate, the security guard who had been electrocuted before stood up again.

He laughed strangely a few times, and his charred body climbed down from the wall and walked straight to the fountain.

Then, with a bang, he jumped in.

Behind the security guard, there were a bunch of figures in high heels, the teachers who “disappeared” in the afternoon.

They lined up in a long line, in good order, and jumped into the water one by one.

The first one was just melted, and the next one continued to rush forward without fear of death, until… all the water in the fountain turned black, and this “suicide” action was stopped.

Xu Ye, who had just entered the dormitory building, saw a room marked as the dormitory lounge when he entered the door. He knocked on the door politely a few times, but no one answered. Xu Ye went straight in and saw a stack of dormitory registration forms on the table.

Xu Ye found his name on the third page: “405, the same as the class number, I don’t know if it’s a coincidence.”

On the back of the registration form:

[Welcome to the dormitory department, new classmates! To help you get through the long night, you must read the following rules:]

“The dormitory is the dormitory, what is the dormitory? Stupidnaming. “Xu Ye let out a disgusted sigh, and then looked down.

At this moment, the screen was suddenly filled with barrages: “Boss Xu Ye, that’s not a random thing. It reminds me of a certain game I played.”

“Ahem, Mr. Xu Ye, please pronounce it dissonantly.”

“Ah, it’s true, Xu Ye is currently single. Sisters, we still have a chance, let’s go.”

[Rule 1: The girls’ dormitories are on the first and second floors, and the boys’ dormitories are on the third to fifth floors. There are no partitions in between. You can go up and down the stairs at will. 】

[Rule 2: The dormitory is a six-person room. It is normal to have one more person and one less person at night. Don’t worry about it. 】

[Rule 3: The dormitory manager will come to check the room at night to check the safety of the students. Please sleep with the door open. 】

[Rule 4: As a united and friendly dormitory, if your roommate comes back from playing until midnight and calls on you to open the door for him, don’t hesitate to let him in quickly. 】

[Rule 5: (red letter) The dormitory aunt took leave this morning and went home. There is no dormitory in the dormitory now. I hope you know. 】

[Rule 6: School nights are full of dangers. Please stay in the dormitory to protect your safety. 】

[Code 7: To prevent fire, the use of high-power electrical appliances is prohibited in dormitories. 】

[Rule 8: Turn off the lights on time at ten o’clock in the evening. 】

After Xu Ye read it, he tore off the registration form and threw it into the food dog’s mouth.

Damn, this is not a rule. It is all a trap. He doesn’t believe a word of what he said above.

For example, Rule 1, which says that there is no defense between the men’s dormitory and the women’s dormitory, is more like deliberately luring the chosen ones to check out the lower floors.

In Rules 3 and 5, one said that the dormitory manager would come to check the wards at night, and the other said that there was no dormitory manager in the whole building. It was obviously a conflict.

Xu Ye touched his chin: “Maybe the fifth rule is correct, and the other rules have been tampered with.”

Feeling that he was done thinking, Xu Ye walked to dormitory 405 where he lived. When passing by the second floor, he walked up without squinting.

The moment the door opened, a boy wearing cheerful pajamas was standing on the ground smoking. He exhaled while shaking his legs, and the smoke came out from his nostrils, and he said irritably: “It’s really unlucky. The bricks at the door of the dormitory building are getting harder and harder. It gives me a headache.”

Xu Ye looked at him: “Be careful next time when you walk. If you don’t smash bricks, just smash them a few more times. Just one piece will make it feel like scratching an itch. It will destroy your own image at the same time. It’s not enough yet.”

Classmate Xiyangyang felt that it made sense: “You are right, I will stop at the door a little longer next time, and I will never come in until I smash it five times.”

After the two reached a consensus, the roommate held a cigarette in his mouth and whispered:

“Would you like one?”

Xu Ye: “How many do you have in total?”

The roommate paused for a moment and showed an expression that you know: “Two boxes are enough for us to have a holiday.”

Xu Ye: “Can you just give me a box?”

Roommate: “No.”

Xu Ye: “Okay.”

…

At ten o’clock in the evening, the lights in the dormitory were turned off on time. Xu Ye took a look inside the dormitory. There were six beds in total, and only he and his classmate Xi Yangyang were there. The other roommates had gone to play somewhere.

Without hesitation, Xu Ye closed the dormitory door with a bang and locked it from the inside.

“Go to sleep.”

“Okay, it’s up to you, buddy.”

The dormitory soon fell into silence. In the dark night, only a small piece of glass on the door let in a little light, and a slight snore could be heard on Xu Ye’s bed.

(As for why there is only one person snoring, everyone can decide for themselves.)

Boom, boom, boom!

“Are the classmates inside there? Open the door and check the dormitory.” A woman’s voice sounded from the corridor, high-pitched, serious and full of energy.

Well, he looks like a dormitory manager.

The knocks on the door kept ringing. Seeing that the people inside were silent, the woman outside the door began to seduce:

“Student, don’t be afraid. I am the dormitory aunt downstairs. I am checking the dormitory to ensure your safety and prevent any strange things from entering the dormitory.”

“Clean up by the way. I’ll help you clean up the garbage and smelly socks on the floor.”

“Classmate, please open the door.”

Xu Ye didn’t speak, and his snoring became louder and louder.

An hour later, it gradually became quiet outside the door.

The time has come to midnight,

The quiet dormitory made a clicking sound.

I saw the dormitory door automatically opened from the outside.

A woman with disheveled hair walked in and went straight to Xu Ye’s bed.

The click of high heels on the floor was particularly clear.

The woman lowered her head and lay on Xu Ye. Her hair was pushed over her chest, and her long eyelashes swept the man’s handsome cheeks.

Waves of breath hit my earsBehind it, it feels strange and itchy.

From the audience’s perspective, the woman’s feet and butt can be seen facing the edge of the bed, spread out in all directions.