Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 5

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye went upstairs with the fish and analyzed:

“Judging from the look in the security guard’s eyes just now, the uniform of the errand company should have the function of protecting the chosen ones. Wearing it represents an identity. Ordinary and weird people don’t dare to disturb them.”

“But it doesn’t do much for me.”

Barrage: “Awesome, Boss Xu Ye can analyze so many things with just one look.”

“That idiot Harry is of a higher caste, and he is not as powerful as Mr. Xu Ye.”

“That’s right, that’s right.”

After so many reincarnations of strange stories, no one from all over the world refuted Xu Ye’s compliments like they did at the beginning.

At most, it’s like Ah Sanguo’s reply at this moment: “If Xu Ye is willing to come to Ah Sanguo, we can also list his surname as the unique highest caste.”

“Bah, what are you daydreaming about?”

“A toad eats swan meat—what a beautiful thought!”

…

“Bang, bang, bang.”

The door to room 602 opened, and a boy wearing glasses walked out.

“Hey, little fat man, your things have arrived.” Xu Ye said casually.

Who are you calling fat?

There was a layer of frost on the boy’s face, and he looked even colder than if he hadn’t received the goods.

He hated people saying he was fat, especially when he just raised his head and glanced at Xu Ye, finding that the person in front of him was tall and slender. Even if he was wearing an ugly uniform, he couldn’t stop being handsome.

Looking at myself again, in order to look thin, I only wear black… but I still look fat.

The bespectacled man’s nose was crooked in anger, and sour bubbles arose in his heart.

Showing off, this runner must be showing off his figure to despise himself.

Suddenly, the little fat man’s hand sank, and Xu Ye handed the thing to him.

“Remember to give it a five-star review.”

Five-star review, damn, for such a handsome man, he would rather have no conscience than let him have an easy time.

The fat man groaned as he opened the plastic bag in his hand. He casually glanced inside and was blinded by the flash.

“This is… the golden arowana?”

“Hahaha, I’m rich.”

Ignoring the voices coming from behind and getting more and more crazy, Xu Ye walked out of the community, wiped his face, and saw that his hands were dark and covered with dust.

“Damn it, what the hell is this place? I’ll never come here again.”

Fortunately, the sound of announcement coming from the mobile phone next made me barely healed.Touch his soul.

[The land auctioned by the biofactory to Sun Real Estate at a low price contains a large amount of radioactive material.

Sadly, he has lived in this community since he was born, and until he grew obese and deformed, he was shy to go out.

By chance, he came into contact with live fishing, which was similar to the thrill of gambling and an immersive outdoor sport. He spent all his savings just to win a big one.

Congratulations, order taker, for fulfilling the customer’s wish and receiving five-star praise. Your second talent has been initially developed. I wish you good luck. 】

“Oh, it’s triggered. Why don’t I feel anything?”

Xu Ye checked himself and found nothing unusual.

The barrage at this moment has already exploded: “What does it mean? What is obesity and deformity?”

“What’s the connection between these two words?”

“Calm down, that fat man looks like he weighs at least 500 pounds. He’s like a mountain of meat. What they said is right.”

Xu Ye returned to the company first, found the employee’s dormitory according to Rule 10, and went in to take a shower.

Waiting for it to come out after wiping your hair:

[Ding, you have a new errand order, please complete it as soon as possible]

Throwing away the towel, Xu Ye turned on his phone:

Starting point: Gunsan Villa

Destination: Central Park second row left bench

Time limit: two hours.

?

What a strange list, does someone live on the bench?

After checking the order, Xu Ye set off from the company.

Passing by the front desk, I saw a large flower pot on the ground.

Lao Yang, who was completely covered with only one arm left, was planted into the soil and kept shaking back and forth.

“This is……?”

A colleague next to me approached and said, “The new Lucky Cat, isn’t it cute?”

“Okay.”

Old Yang’s eyes were splitting, and he stared at the two of them angrily. Unfortunately, because his tongue was broken, he could only “look”.

Xu Ye came to the backyard, changed into a full electric car and drove away.

With the order completed, Xu Ye was considered the “old man” of the company. He asked about it at noon and found that there were two parking spots here. Normal cars were parked in the backyard, and there were breakdowns waiting for repairs in the warehouse.

The reason why Lao Yang was so enthusiastic in the morning was to deliberately deceive the newcomers, in order to reduce his “competitors” when selecting outstanding employees.

It took nearly an hour for Xu Ye to reach his destination.

On the mountain, a magnificent villa.

A man and a woman stood at the door of the villa. They both looked haggard, as if they hadn’t slept for three days.

The woman looked at Xu Ye from head to toe:

“Is he okay? Don’t do useless work again.”

The man said tiredly: “There’s no time to change. Give him the things quickly.”

Later, Xu Ye received the schoolbag reluctantly handed over by the woman, which was heavy in his hand.

He immediately raised his eyebrows.

The woman noticed his little expression, her face showed displeasure, and she threatened fiercely: “Hey, be careful, I will cut off your dog’s head for a penny less.”

Xu Ye looked at her innocently, as if he was startled, and said in surprise: “Ah, it turns out that it contains money?”

The woman choked, and the man next to him suddenly turned dark:

“What do you mean? Did you do it on purpose?”

“Do you want others to know what’s inside?”

“I’m telling you, if something happens to my daughter today because of this, I won’t be done with you.”

Then came the screams of a woman being beaten.

Xu Ye left with his schoolbag on his back. He was in a good mood along the way, and he didn’t forget to sing a song: “Ride on my beloved little electric donkey~”

Barrage: “I have discovered that Xu Ye has this ability. Even without violence, he can still piss others off.”

“Really, some people are born… extremely destructive.”

“Why? I’m a little scared. What if boss Xu Ye falls in love with me one day and asks me to be her wife? In order to avoid being retaliated, I will reluctantly agree…”

“Go away, my urine is yellow, ask me to wake her up…”

…

When Xu Ye arrived at his destination, there was no one on the chair.

Just when I was wondering if I sent it to the wrong place, my phone rang:

“The order status has changed, and the current destination has been changed to Room 306 of Kangyang Hot Spring Resort.”

Xu Ye’s face suddenly turned dark,

There is no other reason than changing the place at will. Not to mention the trouble, I checked and found that it would take two hours just to ride a bike from the park.

The total duration of this order is three hours.

In other words, if you don’t come to the park and go directly from the villa to the hot spring resort, it will take just enough time.

The barrage was angry: “What’s going on? Are these men and women playing tricks on each other? The order requirements are simply unreasonable.”

“Could it be that the woman was unhappy about what happened just now and wanted to take revenge on Mr. Xu Ye?”

This is really true, because except for Xu Ye’s live broadcast room, the order completion time of the chosen ones in other countries has been delayed due to the change of destination.Longer…