Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 4

Harry looked left and right, and did a comprehensive inspection of his body. He found that there was no big problem, only a bruise on his elbow, and he was relieved.

wrong,

The next moment, he suddenly remembered something and came to the electric car to check. There was no damage to the car, but the fish flew out during the car accident and landed on the cement road a few meters away.

There were several holes in the bag, and underneath there were traces of water that was almost drying up.

That fish, on the other hand, was relatively strong, with only a few scales missing from its entire body, so there was no major problem.

“As expected of the fish in the strange story about rules, the skin is solid.” Harina praised, picked up the things on the ground, and walked to the customer’s house.

Fortunately, it is not far from the destination, only about two kilometers away.

Harina followed the navigation system to the community. There was an old man in his sixties and wearing a military coat sitting in the security hall at the door. He raised his eyelids and glanced at him, then nodded expressionlessly, indicating that he could go in.

His attitude was a bit off, but his behavior was quite normal, Harina judged secretly.

But when he raised his feet and formally stepped through the door, the surroundings suddenly became dark.

The weather was gray, the air was filled with a nauseating smell of blood, and there were faint sounds of children screaming not far away.

“Isn’t it called Sun Community? Why does it have nothing to do with the name?” Harry’s legs were trembling, and he couldn’t walk all of a sudden and fell to the ground.

His legs are so soft.

A round object hit my face, causing the skin to hurt. Harry subconsciously reached out and grabbed it, it was a speck of mud mixed with black blood.

It’s just that ordinary mud dots are smaller, this one is as big as a fingernail.

Barrage: “Harina, stand up, we are watching you.”

“What’s the name of Sun Community? Let’s change it to Smog Community. Hahaha~”

No one laughed at Harina. He had been broadcasting live for a long time, and the Chosen One had seen all kinds of pranks. Harina was fine with this.

“It’s okay. According to my experience, you can always feel better if it takes a few minutes or half an hour.”

Sure enough, in the world of ghost stories, about ten minutes later, Harina stood up from the ground. But his legs couldn’t help but tremble all the time.

Harina suddenly thought that the errand order on his mobile phone only contained the room number, not the unit, and he did not know the specific address of 602, so he endured the weakness in his legs and returned to the gate of the community.

In the security hall, an old man in a military coat lowered his head and played with his mobile phone. After hearing Harina’s question, he stretched out his finger and pointed tremblingly at the southwest corner: “That direction.”

“Okay, thank you.”

Harina read the guide online, saying that you should be polite in the world of ghost stories.

At this moment, the security guard had to raise his head because he needed to show people the way.

After Harina said thank you, she glanced at him from the corner of her eye.

The old man has four eyes, but they are not symmetrical. There are three on the left, one on the chin and two near the ears.

His face was covered with large and small fleshy lumps, which were still squirming and looked extremely disgusting.

And where the eyes were originally, there was a mouth.

It was this mouth that was talking to me just now.

“ah!!!”

Harry ran away without looking back and rushed to the door of the customer’s house.

The old man stayed where he was, with dissatisfaction written all over his face: “Young man, you are so rude. Not everyone inside is as kind-hearted as me.”

…

Room 602 was opened by a fat man with glasses and a simple face.

“Sorry, the car broke down on the way, so the delivery was a little late.” Harry tried his best to look pitiful.

“It’s okay, I don’t care about this.” The little fat man looked easy to talk to.

But when Harry handed the thing in his hand out, the other person’s kind face immediately dropped:

“You give me a dead fish?”

“impossible.”

It was indeed a weird talk about rules, and it didn’t make sense. Harina felt that the other party was trying to cheat. He had seen many such people in reality, especially those low-caste untouchables who often used this trick to blackmail people.

He explained: “Sir, the fish is indeed not dead. Don’t talk nonsense. To say the least, even if it looks half-dead now, it has just been caught and is absolutely fresh. You can use it to cook and eat, and it will not affect it.”

Little fat biteGritting his teeth, he opened the bag and said, “See for yourself.”

Harina looked down,

A strong fishy smell hit my face, and I saw that the fish in the bag was rotten, its black internal organs turned into water, and the fish scales were mixed inside.

“Ugh~”

how so?

Harry couldn’t believe it. Twenty minutes ago, this fish was still fine, but it wasn’t like this now.

Anyone who likes fishing knows that if a fish leaves the water, it will never die in such a short period of time. This is common sense.

But the scene in front of him subverted his understanding.

Barrage: “It’s a shame. I told you when I got the goods that water can’t leak. I’m deaf.”

“If you ask me, it was because he was careless. Why didn’t he carry such an important item on his back instead of hanging it on the handlebar?”

“Okay, there are opportunities for negative reviews on two orders. Weird rules will not deny people a way to survive. I suffered a loss on this order, so just be more careful next time.”

…

At the door of room 602, Xiaopang took out his mobile phone in disgust: “Okay, give me the stuff, and get out of here.”

Harry didn’t move. He still wanted to struggle: “Can you please stop giving negative reviews? I beg you. I will give you…”

“What, you want to compensate me?”

Harina: “…”

“I kneel down for you.”

As soon as this sentence came out, the little fat man opened his mouth into an “O” shape:

“Do you still want to be shameless?”

“Your knees are so valuable, can you eat or drink them?”

“But because you are so sincere, I will give you a chance. If you can take off your uniform and exchange it with me, it’s not impossible…”

Harina hesitated for a moment, looking at the other person staring at him, with undisguised greed in his eyes, and suddenly shuddered: “Well, I’m sorry, I will do my best when placing the order.”

Harina left, and behind him, Xiaopang sighed in disappointment.

An electronic sound that everyone could hear sounded:

[Ding, 6 nationally chosen people including Budan Kingdom, Maple Leaf Kingdom, etc. have been swallowed up by strange things, and strange rules are about to come. 】

The barrage was boiling: “What’s going on? I didn’t mean that there were two opportunities for negative reviews, so why did people die? Could it be that Rule 7 is wrong? This dungeon is too difficult.”

“Oh, no, a few of the Chosen Ones were eaten directly by customers because they took off their uniforms.”